He roller-coaster he got early warning
He got muddy water he one mojo filter
He say "One and one and one is three"
Got to be good-looking 'cause he's so hard to see
Beware the mighty Septopus, what a dandy guy
He lives on top of the submarine and he's always eating pies
He's always eating pies up there and throwing festivals
He's the grandest guy in town with seven testicles