so we are getting boozed at some pub watching the hockey game. around the 3rd
period, when i was already aware the game was over like half way thru the
second period. i ask the waitress for a red bull. i am completely tanked
already, carolina had 5 goals and i had about 8 jack and cokes in me.

she comes back with a medicine bottle like thingy, its realyl weird, but it
has the two bulls butting heads on it. so without much thought i start
chugging. then my friend pokes me in the belly. i almost puke. straighten
myeslf up, and finish chugging. then i examine the bottle closer, and it
apepars to have an expiry date on it?! its in some other language so i was
extremely confused, but the top date said MAR 2002, and the bottom day said
MAY 2004. 

i was not impressed. i refused to let my friends tip this dumb bitch waitress
who would then have the nerve to tell my drunken ass 'red bull does not
expire' THEN WHY THE FUCK DOES IT HAVE A FUCKING EXPIRY DATE ON THIS MEDICINE
BOTTLE YOU JUST FED ME WITCH!