You hear jinglebells and faint 'ho ho ho' from far away as Santa is speeding
on his sleigh towards Batcity.
But what is this... as Santa is passing over Zonni Swamps disaster strikes ...
Those wreched slaads are attacking Santa. You see a bright red photon torpedo
speeding toward Santa's sleigh.
Santa tries to jump to warp speed but is unable to create a stable
warp-field...
Gamedriver shouts 'RED SLEIGH DOWN! I repeat RED SLEIGH DOWN! Santa has
crashlanded on Zonni Swamps'

Went into Zonni swamps, managed to get in, find Santa, get my present, and
leave, all without dieing, which is more than I can say for what seems like
half the mud.