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Posted: 16 Jun 2008 12:12 [ permalink ]
Oh Blacksmith, how amusing you are :D

[11:48]:Lavitz the frog [wanted]: reloc+restore on deso please
[11:50]:Shimi [wanted]: paying 2 shinies for that restore on deso

So just as this happens, Rauskis summons Shimi thinking Shimi needs the
restore, Typhos relocs and restores me, then Blacksmith, grand comedian that
he is (almost on the level of Bmoa I swear) relocs in, casts restore at me
(though technically no spellwords are said so as far as I'm concerned it never
'went off', successfully or otherwise), then demands the 'two shinies'. I tell
him I didn't promise the two shinies (my inventory is empty of even a single
coin), and he waits, and I shrug, and he casts degen at me, and leaves.

Just as an asside: Degen lowers your hpr, to an evil relig tank with shattered
feast, not having ANY hpr at all wouldn't be a big deal, as it was I was still
ticking 30hp, had full spr, and could happily feast to regen as I normally do.

(11:55) Blacksmith tells you 'you got your reloc and restore. thats what you
asked for. not my problem if it didn't do anything.'

To which I pointed out that that was entirely true, just like it wasn't my
fault he was too lazy to track down Shimi to get his money :P

In any case, Blacksmith went off to do whatever it is he does in between
trying to be clever, and writing news posts about how the slots various
armours in batmud take up don't match the real life armours, and I had a good
chuckle.

Thankyou Blacksmith for providing my evening's entertainment. You might be a
smarmy prick, but you're a *FUNNY* smarmy prick :D