For whatever reason Ulath mounted me and rode me around today. Ulath mumbles incoherently 'You're size 59, and the mule is 52. Uhhuh.' Ulath exclaims 'Let's see if an archwizard can mount a Bazil!' Ulath tells you a naughty story about riding your sorry ass! You are forceless to resist! say :D You say ':D.' Ulath begins to ride Bazil.