Xiaxulus buzzes 'You have notes on 1603 suitable creatures, that is, mythical
creatures. Still some more needed.'


Working on it..

Xiaxulus buzzes 'You have notes on 1500 suitable creatures, that is, mythical
creatures. Still some more needed.'


3/4 done, yay! 501 to go.. nuuuh..

Your Bardic Might is currently decent! [----------]

Your shadow familiar moves to your upper back and starts wobbling. Two sharp
blades pierce your back as the familiar attaches to you! The rest of the
familiar separates into two huge wings.

-----

Your Bardic Might is currently average! [+++++-----]

-----

Much progress made while on vacation :) Back to work now, sadness.

Your Bardic Might is currently average! [----------]


Did it! I am now an Average bard! Life goal achieved.

|--54*-Anks-------------Mediocre------++++-------|
|  55: Mulam            Mediocre                 |

hehe.

|  54: Mulam            Mediocre                 |
|--55*-Anks-------------Mediocre------++---------|

Your Bardic Might is currently mediocre! [----------]

|  58: Cavalier         Mediocre                 |
|--59*-Anks-------------Low-----------+++++++++--|

Your Bardic Might is currently low! [----------]

Your Bardic Might is currently slight! [----------]

|  80: Deathseeker      Weak                     |
|--81*-Anks-------------Weak----------++++++-----|

hehehe

Your Bardic Might is currently weak! [----------]

Your Bardic Might is currently crude! [----------]

mwouhahaha! finished the last instrument I needed for bard level 27, and
already meet all the other requirements.. now I just need, erm, well, exp..
guess I get working on that, eventually.. in the meanwhile, more bardic might
can't hurt!

Your Bardic Might is currently paltry! [----------]

! :D victory is mine!

Your Bardic Might is currently poor! [++++++++++]

You grumble about this and that.

repeat cast achromatic eyes at clive
That last + to swap to paltry is sooooo annoying.. can only imagine it's going
to get worse and worse from now on!

The counter on the spade clicks.

You ask Xiaxulus about cryptozoology master.

Xiaxulus buzzes 'You have notes on 1052 suitable creatures, that is, mythical
creatures. Still some more needed.'


sooooon... erm, well, not so soon, but, progress!

Your Bardic Might is currently feeble! [++++++++++]
soooon... I will be a poor bard.

A small green baby dragon, named 'Bob' [host]

[04:27]:Bob [party]: everybody avoid standing right here

Your Bardic Might is currently feeble! [----------]

So maybe trying to use the enourmous grizzly bear to kbh con fioco ain't my
brightest idea.. put up warez, minor prot, race prot and still..

You are done with the chant.
You play the instrument with an unbelievable speed: 'AeaH*h***Gdg' (con fioco)
You fail miserably in your spell.
You feel like you just saved some spell points!
You feel like you just got slightly better in mana control.
(07:31..14:31) hp: 257(989)[] sp: 87(565)[-106] ep: 327(369)[] gp: 0[] xp:
529310[]
********************** Round 4 **********************
            [   ######]  Enormous grizzly bear perforates you[phys].
Enormous grizzly bear lacerates you puncturing a hole, allowing entrails to
spill everywhere.
You are about to DIE!
Enormous grizzly bear really tastes you crushing the skull, forcing brain
tissue
to fly out.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
            [       ##]  You lightly cut Enormous grizzly bear[acid].
(07:31..14:31) hp: 122(989)[-135] sp: 87(565)[] ep: 327(369)[] gp: 0[] xp:
529310[]
Enormous grizzly bear is in excellent shape (100%).

a large leafless tree
> la tree
It is a large tree, in its wintery leafless form. One can only wonder what
makes this tree so special in a forest of other trees. Maybe it is the common
history -- knowing that the tree grew from a seed to a seedling to a sapling
and so on, to this large tree. Maybe one day it will be huge, but that will
require many winters, or anything but winters. It is an apple tree, and by the
looks of it, it was planted twenty five years ago.

---
25 years.. I wonder which Monk planted this tree, and what he's up to now.

I did it!!! I used pathfinder to go to the ferry! apparently Tiny!+++ is
enough for roth ferry from skeeep. Will need to test more to see if I can do
all ferries, and from further..

Your Bardic Might is currently tiny! [----------]

I graduated, ain't a bardling anymore, I'm now a tiny!bard :D

You are done with the chant.
You grab a herb and chant 'holitorius curatio'
You grab the vine seed and use it to cast the spell.
You heal your wounds.
You manage to save the herb for another use.

Wheee! Progress! First time I manage to save the herb. Soon I'll be a real
folk, just you watch!

First day in folk guild, study creatures at 10%.

| Total marks         200 | Total races          54 |

I'm having fun in here! =D Like, legit. This was a nice day =D

The sheep makes the sound of a sheep, 'Baaaa'

The ram RAMS you!

********************* Round 81 **********************
[#########]  Three headed hydra rams Galronio[phys].


So sad, healers oom so we had to leave it at 5%.

Black cat crosses your path to the east.
You feel your luck changing.

meep! D:

> force chest
You try to force the chest with your Empyrean.
You force hard and manage to bust the chest open!
A burst of acid shoots at you from the chest!!
That really HURT!
You are about to DIE!
The red turtle pokes into a dusty scroll labeled as teleout.
(21:22..04:22) hp: 207(1568)[-1361] sp: 102(102)[] ep: 289(412)[-15] gp: 0[]
xp: 373228[]
> la chest
This looks like an ordinary wooden chest with a lid and a keylock.
It has a keyhole in it.
This item is in excellent condition.
It looks heavy.
Chest contains:
a huge pile of bronze coins


Worth it ? ... Well, didn't die this time! So that's ok.

> bcry elf
You start concentrating on the skill.
Anks (report): Crying on elf
(09:01..16:01) hp: 1427(1427)[] sp: 27(27)[] ep: 385(408)[+4] gp: 0[] xp:
430998[]
You are prepared to do the skill.
You can see your opponent's weakness, and with a fierce roar, you LEAP
to attack!
Training elf PANICS and tries to flee, but trips all over her feet!
You pounce on Training elf and start tearing at her throat!
Training elf is terrified and pinned down and unable to fight back!
********************** Round 1 **********************
            [  #######]  You cavitate Training elf[phys].
Training elf exclaims 'Aah!' 
You score a CRITICAL hit!
            [#########]  You smash Training elf[fire][crit 4].
Training elf is near death (5%) and stunned.
(09:01..16:01) hp: 1427(1427)[] sp: 27(27)[] ep: 339(408)[-46] gp: 0[] xp:
430998[]
Ring of the Victorious sparkles as a jolt of lightning strikes Training elf
Training elf loses the privilege to live.
Training elf is DEAD, R.I.P.


Well shit. There goes that show the training elf expert combat task... note to
self, don't start with cry next time, even though stunning it is a task check.
:/

You force with all your might but cannot break the chest open.
A burst of electricity from the chest surges through your body!!
That really HURT!
You are about to DIE!
(19:50..02:50) hp: 239(1482)[-1243]


Ouchy :(

> fire
Real mudders never make typos.

:(
I'll never be a real mudder *sob*

Gotta love efficiency.

A wild boar is running around here
> lbs boar
You start concentrating on the skill.
You are prepared to do the skill.
You fire an arrow at Boar.
You found a soft spot in Boar's hide!
*** CRITICAL shot! ***
The arrow *BLASTS* clear through Boar's torso and out the other side!
Boar suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times violently, then
falls to the ground, lifeless.
Boar is DEAD, R.I.P.
(12:04..19:04) hp: 869(1428)[] sp: 29(29)[] ep: 116(408)[-14] gp: 0[] xp:
417644[+5457]

RIP Turtles. Armageddon took you from me due to my carelessness but you will
be remembered. In your names I will keep bugging imms to get a terrarium so
your future brethens never have to fear being lost to The Boot. You wil always
be remembered LighGreen, Seafoam, Roundy, Lightshow, Pokey, Lime, Floater,
Yasmine and Freddy.

You lie down and begin to rest for a while.
Ens snaps into existence.
*SPLAT* Ens hits you in the face with a snowball.
Ens snaps his fingers.
Ens vanishes in a bright flash as reality snaps.

He hit me while I was down! :o

You begin your impale, but see a new opportunity and smash your foe with the
haft of your weapon!
Your Empyrean vibrates slightly as it forces the spirit of the fallen foe to
eternal perdition.
You feel somewhat better.

:D new toy! my first rep toy :D Merry christmas from me to me. :P

> p shake
Seeing that there is no-one else in the party, you shake your booty.

> train alcohol tolerance
This costs you 26 experience points.
Trained total 1% of the skill.
You now have 'Alcohol tolerance' at 1% without special bonuses.
With current bonuses it is at 1%. Current maximum without bonuses is 5%.
(12:02..19:02) hp: 1407(1407)[] sp: 27(27)[] ep: 6(410)[] gp: 0[] xp:
123456[-26]


Totally worth the hour spent killing tiny mobs and training useless things!
123456 exp! :D

south
> la tree

It is a midsized fruit tree. Its fruits don't look ripe yet, making it harder
to guess its exact kind. Its leaves are green and plentiful, offering a nice
shade from the sun. You wish the tree was a bit taller, though, for getting
under it to chill. Now, you'd only hit your face into the branches on your
way. It is an apple tree, and by the looks of it, it was planted eight years
ago. It is dying. It is as if it has lost its will to live. It has less than a
year in it, before it becomes a yet another dead tree in the woods.

Dying tree is sad :(

> bstats top unique killers
Data taken Fri Nov 06 02:53:07 2020, updated every 24 hours
,-------------------------------------.
| Player             Total            |
|-------------------------------------|
| Ewige              7615             |
| Toper              7492             |
| Zerks              7456             |
| Durtle             7358             |
| Pisano             7256             |
| Drifter            7161             |
| Porkzar            7081             |
| Stylus             7013             |
| Woocca             6977             |
| Nepnep             6840             |
| Nepos              6711             |
| Xortoth            6697             |
| Searc              6646             |
| Marrow             6638             |
| Anks               6637             |  <---- Win.
`-------------------------------------'

Nepnep joinsEVENT from east.
Nepnep getsFUCKALL west.

*** CRITICAL shot! ***
The arrow *BLASTS* clear through Small chipmunk's torso and out the other
side!
Archer quest 'Arrow critical hit' completed!

Progress! I love progress and ticking off boxes on a checklist.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of
'machine' monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Back to plain old tank :) Was a fun filled 6 months in a weirdass build, 10/10
would do again! (... any chance of a second year running of the Winter
Campain? :D )

You score a ******CRITICAL****** hit!

ooh! those are real!

> get sphere
You can not take a sphere of ascension 'III'.
Nothing taken!


Ah well, that didn't last long :(

> drop sphere

You drop a sphere of ascension 'III'.

You now have sixth sense at 10%.

********************** Round 1 **********************
Flesh golem hits Anks thrice making an artery explode.
hp: 729 (1060) [-123] sp: 397 (861) [] ep: 375 (375) [] cash: 0 [] exp: 950436
[]
Flesh golem is in very bad shape (15%).
You start chanting.
You skillfully cast the spell with greater haste.
Channelbolt: #
You are casting 'channelbolt'.
You are done with the chant.
You wave your hand and say 'tsaibaa' (channelbolt)
The thundering arc of blue lightning strikes your target with an encouraging
ZZAAAPP!
You watch with self-pride as your channelbolt hits Flesh golem.
Flesh golem screams in pain.



Whee! 3# round spell hit in round one :D

Ewige starts meditating.
You are done with the chant.
You sing: 'War is TOTAL massacre, sport the war, war SUPPOORT!!!' (war
ensemble)
Welsh harlequin duck is full of battle rage!
Majorcan duck is full of battle rage!
Call duck is full of battle rage!
Long island duck is full of battle rage!
Mulard duck is full of battle rage!
Majorcan duck is full of battle rage!
Dutch hookbill is full of battle rage!
Allier duck is full of battle rage!
Chara chemballi duck is full of battle rage!
East indie duck is full of battle rage!
Saxony duck is full of battle rage!
Indian runner duck is full of battle rage!
Venetian duck is full of battle rage!
Gressingham duck is full of battle rage!
Bali duck is full of battle rage!
Indian runner duck is full of battle rage!
Cayuga duck is full of battle rage!
Allier duck is full of battle rage!
Magpie duck is full of battle rage!
Forest duck is full of battle rage!
Magpie duck is full of battle rage!
Long island duck is full of battle rage!
Bali duck is full of battle rage!
Majorcan duck is full of battle rage!
Saxony duck is full of battle rage!
You feel full of battle rage! Victory is CERTAIN!
Ewige is full of battle rage!
Wyvern is full of battle rage!

The ground is slowly covered in a blanket of white, fresh snow.
> time
Today is the 18th day of the 2nd month (Teliminus) of the year 925.
It's summer here.  You guess it's around 11 o'clock.

Hum... ok. Snow in summer, check.

You stumble and lose your concentration.
You feel like you just saved some spell points!
sp: 442 (544) [+2]

You throw your hands excitedly in the air and yell 'Give my creation life!!'

The lights dim and there is a brief ominous feeling...which is suddenly
shattered by a clap of thunder and a burst of lightning. The items in big and
heavy construction table (bolted) are energized, twisting and locking into
each
other and forming a humanoid shape. With several loud *SNAP*s the restraints
burst and the creation stands up, and begins to move!

Congratulations! You have just completed One ton golem!

You start chanting.
Animate golem: ##############################
Animate golem: #############################
Animate golem: ############################
Animate golem: ###########################
Animate golem: ##########################
Animate golem: #########################
Animate golem: ########################
Animate golem: #######################
Animate golem: ######################
Animate golem: #####################
Animate golem: ####################
Animate golem: ###################
Animate golem: ##################
Animate golem: #################
You skillfully cast the spell with greater haste.
Animate golem: #############
Animate golem: ############
Animate golem: ##########
You skillfully cast the spell with haste.
Animate golem: ########
You skillfully cast the spell with greater haste.
Animate golem: #####
Animate golem: ####
Animate golem: ###
You skillfully cast the spell with haste.
Animate golem: #
You are done with the chant.
You cannot use that name.

My morning log-in routine includes an esiris cooldown, cause I'm cheap and not
in a hurry.. Since I've joined bard, I got in the habit of coming to the pub
to wait it out.

[...]
a huge green leather couch
Asparaguy the thrikhren busy collecting glasses
> sit couch
You sit on the couch.
> hello asparaguy
You cheerfully wave and say 'hello' to Asparaguy.
> kfeast
You start chanting.
[...]
A group of pixies appear, summoned by your song, and immediately prepare a
dinner for you! You watch in awe as bread, cookies, cakes and booze appears in
just seconds. These little guys are REALLY quick!
Asparaguy takes a big wooden mug.
Asparaguy takes a small barrel of pixie-ale.
> grin hap asparaguy
Asparaguy takes a slice of hard, brown bread.
You grin happily at Asparaguy.
Asparaguy takes a hot piece of chicken.
Asparaguy takes a small delicate cookie.
Asparaguy opens the chest.
Asparaguy puts a big wooden mug, a hot piece of chicken, a small delicate
cookie, a slice of hard, brown bread and a small barrel of pixie-ale to chest.
Asparaguy closes the chest.
Asparaguy looks very happy.
> highfive asparaguy
You slap a thundering high-five with Asparaguy.

You manage to maneuver yourself to a better position.
You try to follow your riposte with pin down, but you don't know how to do
that.

Oh... maybe I should go train that, then...

You are done with the chant.

You brace your body and yell 'RRRRAAAAAHHRRRRGGGGGGHHH!!!!!' (energy aura
blue)
Suddenly the surroundings burst into a sea of bright blue light!
Tendrils of lightning flit around you as your aura changes from flame red to
electric blue.

I did it!! :D

Knight tries to dodge, but you re-direct the spell in midair!

Mwhouhahahah! you can't escape the channeller's mighty channelball! :D

Ewige pulls a ring from her pocket and says 'With this ring, i do deconsecrate
thee'

You manage to partially reflect the unholy matrimony with your shield and it

hits Ewige.

You join in an unholy matrimony with Bush.
You feel your strength seaping out slowing.
You become enraged with Bush for not trying harder
to make the unholy matrimony work out. You decide to teach it
a lesson.

You brace your body and yell 'hnnn....Urrgggg.....RRAAHH!!!' (energy aura red)
With a burst of energy, your aura changes from soft yellow to bright red.

Yay! must admit it was a bit embarassing being channu leader and only having a
yellow aura... :D

The Guild of Channellers : At the dawning of this day, the leader was Anks.

When I stop to regen, it's cause I really do need it.
hp: 129 (1086) [] sp: 5 (662) [] ep: -4 (384) []

awwww :(


Tiny bogy shakes his head and refuses to move.
The shepherding magic breaks and he is free.

omg omg omg !!!

Your song embraces a Tiny bogy...
... and it submits to your will and starts following you.

You are done with the chant.
You sing 'Squirrel in the dirt, squirrel in the pool, squirrel don't get hurt,
trying to stay cool!'
Your song embraces a Tiny bogy...
... but it snorts at your song.

Should have expected the squirrels wouldn't tempt him, it's right there in his
name: "a bogy is looking for mushrooms". Why would he care for squirrels ?!?

You are done with the chant.

You sing 'Squirrel in the dirt, squirrel in the pool, squirrel don't get hurt,
trying to stay cool!'

Your song embraces a Copperhead snake...
... but it snorts at your song.


I'm sure if the lyrics were about mice instead of squirrels, that snake would
be more willing to follow me!

Lord Maccus, the gatesmaster of Shadowkeep
Yarmal, the gateguard of Shadowkeep
Yarmal says 'Haha, a bard! Ones of your kind are always welcome here!'
            'Remember to mention gateguards in your tales..', he chuckles.
Yarmal greets you and lets you pass.

Ooooh, privileges :D

> bjester
But dear bardling, you do not even know the spellsong. Shoo!

:(

You sing: 'dIsCHoRD' (noituloves dischord)
Your fingertips are surrounded with swirling ENERGY as you cast the spell.

You watch with self-pride as your noituloves dischord hits Giant earthworm.

Gotta do what you gotta do to kbh !

a crying child
> bscore
=[songspell]=============[left from KBH'ing]=========[memorization status]===
 Catchy singalong         not even halfway            not in memory
 Noituloves dischord      done                        known by heart
> rno
You read the notebook for Catchy singalong.
> rno
You read the notebook for Catchy singalong.
You memorize the tunes for 'Catchy singalong'.
> csinga
You start chanting.
hp: 1071 (1085) [+28] sp: 342 (578) [+17] ep: 376 (376) [] cash: 0 [] exp:
643916 []
Catchy singalong: #
You are done with the chant.
You sing a merry song 'Shooting Star' (catchy singalong)
hp: 1071 (1085) [] sp: 299 (578) [-43] ep: 376 (376) [] cash: 0 [] exp: 643916
[]
You sing: 'When I was a lad, my mother said,'
Child starts to hum and sing.
> klor;nld
********************** Round 1 **********************
Child dies in a massive fit of convulsions.
Child is DEAD, R.I.P.
Anks hits Child twice sparking a limb to slice open.
You chant the command words to drain life energy from the corpses.
The souls of the corpses raise to the air and transform into life energy which
you quickly suck and store inside you.
The consumed life force fills your being with ecstacy!

You start chanting.
You are casting 'noituloves dischord' at 'smurf'.
Noituloves dischord: #
********************** Round 2 **********************
Anks hits Smurf once inducing a nasty lesion.
Smurf is not in a good shape (50%).
You are casting 'noituloves dischord' at 'smurf'.
You are done with the chant.
You sing: 'dIsCHoRD' (noituloves dischord)
You learn the song by heart.
You watch with self-pride as your noituloves dischord hits Smurf.
VICTORY ! First kbh :D

a bunny, cute and fluffy

> nld bunny
You start chanting.
Noituloves dischord: #
You are done with the chant.
You sing: 'dIsCHoRD' (noituloves dischord)
You watch with self-pride as your noituloves dischord hits Fluffy bunny.
Fluffy bunny suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times violently,
then falls to the ground, lifeless.
Fluffy bunny is DEAD, R.I.P.

Warm room inside the Arelium Orphanage.
You are at some of the many rooms of the orphanage located inside the Arelium
walls. The room is small and full of beds and small drawers. There are
children running around the room playing their games. Some are playing
violently looking war games and some are more quietly doing puzzles. The nuns
are watching the children. Though the children are so wild the nuns don't look
tired at all.
Obvious exits are: n, w and e.
An orphan child playing around
A nun taking care of the Orphans
An orphan child playing around
An orphan child playing around
A nun taking care of the Orphans
You sing: 'When I was a lad, my mother said,'
Orphan child sings: 'Following the shooting star.''
Nun sings: 'Following the shooting star.''
Orphan child sings: 'When I was a lad, my mother said,'
Nun sings: 'Following the shooting star.''
Orphan child sings: 'When I was a lad, my mother said,'
You sing: 'Following the shooting star.''
Orphan child sings: 'When I was a lad, my mother said,'
Nun sings: 'When I was a lad, my mother said,'
[...]

Bast feeling ever! Come into a room to see : a sad street cleaner sweeping the
streets

You sing: 'When I was a lad, my mother said,'
Street sweeper starts to hum and sing.

There you go sad cleaner, sing and be merry!

You ask Lt. Cryllara about ultra hard work.
Lt. Cryllara says 'You're sure? Well...good luck.'

Could you sound any more dubious? Thanks for the confidence boost :/

You are prepared to do the skill.
Your bash sends Tiamat's cub sprawling.
YUCH, Tiamat's cub's entrails spill all over the place.
Tiamat's cub is DEAD, R.I.P.

(Let's pretend my bash was mighty enough to deal damage, instead of being the
finishing touch after the others blasted/habo'd it down.)

The lion's mane jellyfish pulsates and OH FOR F... that smarts! Electricity!
Who knew?!

Sometimes it's nice to turn battle list to 3 :P

> who
(  Seeker  ) Anks enjoying her seat on the couch

I do love that couch.

> use 'cooking' bread flour,plum,honey
You start concentrating on the skill.
You are prepared to do the skill.
You approach the trusty an iron stove for cooking [bolted] to do some serious
cooking!
You grab your a set of cooking utensils.
You sautee your bread flour, purplish plum and honeyjar carefully.
After some time, a wonderful smell fills your nostrils. A cold macaroni is
ready!

... Right, I.. ok.

> use 'cooking' bread flour,blueberry,white sugar
You start concentrating on the skill.
You are prepared to do the skill.
You approach the trusty an iron stove for cooking [bolted] to do some serious
cooking!
You grab your a set of cooking utensils.
You try to whip together a ravioli, but alas, you just end up wasting your
materials.
You feel like you just got slightly better in cooking.

....

So, I wanted to make cake flour to then make blueberry cake... and, well, I
forgot this was batmud logic.

> turn book to page 1
You turn the Pantry Staples to the first page.
> read book
Bread Flour
-- used in many baked goods
-- 6 wheat kernels
Cake Flour
-- used in softer, delicate pastries
-- 6 bread flours
Corn Meal
-- used in a few specialty recipes
-- 6 ears of corn
hp: 1068 (1068) [] sp: 600 (600) [] ep: 362 (362) [+6] cash: 115067 [] exp:
99289 []
> extract 6 bread flour from pantry
You extract a bag of 6 bread flours from magical portable pantry.
> use 'cooking' bread flour
You start concentrating on the skill.
You are prepared to do the skill.
Usage: use 'cooking' item1,item2,item3
> use 'cooking' bread flour,bread flour,bread flour
You start concentrating on the skill.
You are prepared to do the skill.
You approach the trusty an iron stove for cooking [bolted] to do some serious
cooking!
You grab your a set of cooking utensils.
You boil your bread flour, bread flour and bread flour carefully.
After some time, a wonderful smell fills your nostrils. A vegetable marsalla
is
ready!

You are casting 'channelball'.
You are done with the chant.
You thrust your hands forward and scream 'shar ryo den...Haa!' (channelball)
The head-sized globe of golden energy slams into your target and explodes in a
deafening bang!
You watch with self-pride as your channelball hits Elder.
hp: 757 (1040) [-12] sp: 95 (689) [-60] ep: 193 (392) [-6] cash: 0 [] exp:
151571 []
********************* Round 12 **********************
Elder hits Anks once producing large scratches.
hp: 743 (1040) [-14] sp: 95 (689) [] ep: 193 (392) [] cash: 0 [] exp: 151571
[]
Elder is not in a good shape (50%).
You are not doing anything at the moment.
The shock wave of the blast hits Elder!
Elder seems hurt and confused.

Wheee! Progress! First time the shockwave does something :P

humm..... what's this?

You feel a slight breeze and hear the voice in your ear... 'Your soul is
mine.'

> cast create herb
You start chanting.
hp: 665 (1098) [+2] sp: 577 (688) [-4] ep: 412 (412) [] cash: 0 [] exp: 327668
[+392]
Create herb: #############################################
Create herb: #############################################
Create herb: #############################################
Create herb: #############################################
Create herb: #############################################
hp: 689 (1098) [+24] sp: 676 (688) [+99] ep: 412 (412) [] cash: 0 [] exp:
327668 []
Create herb: #############################################
Create herb: ############################################
You skillfully cast the spell with haste.
Create herb: ##########################################
Create herb: #########################################
Create herb: ########################################
You skillfully cast the spell with haste.
Create herb: ######################################
You skillfully cast the spell with haste.
Create herb: ####################################
You skillfully cast the spell with haste.
Create herb: ##################################
Create herb: #################################
Create herb: ################################
You sizzle with magical energy.
hp: 727 (1098) [+38] sp: 688 (688) [+12] ep: 412 (412) [] cash: 0 [] exp:
327668 []
Create herb: ###############################
Create herb: ##############################
Create herb: #############################
You skillfully cast the spell with haste.
Create herb: ###########################
Create herb: ##########################
You feel the godly effects withdraw.
You feel like Dvo healed you a bit.
hp: 820 (1030) [+93] sp: 582 (582) [-106] ep: 390 (390) [-22] cash: 0 [] exp:
327668 []
Create herb: #########################
Create herb: ########################
You skillfully cast the spell with haste.
Create herb: ######################
Create herb: #####################
Create herb: ####################
hp: 861 (1030) [+41] sp: 582 (582) [] ep: 390 (390) [] cash: 0 [] exp: 327668
[]
Create herb: ###################
Create herb: ##################
Create herb: #################
Create herb: ################
Create herb: ###############
Create herb: ##############
You skillfully cast the spell with haste.
Create herb: ############
Create herb: ###########
Create herb: ##########
Create herb: #########
hp: 905 (1030) [+44] sp: 582 (582) [] ep: 390 (390) [] cash: 0 [] exp: 327668
[]
Create herb: ########
Create herb: #######
Create herb: ######
Create herb: #####
Create herb: ###
Create herb: ##
Create herb: #
You are done with the chant.
You must be outdoors to cast this spell.

a fat rat
> k rat
********************** Round 1 **********************
Rat is in excellent shape (100%).
You are not doing anything at the moment.
> ff1
You start chanting.
********************** Round 2 **********************
Rat dies in a massive pool of blood.
Rat is DEAD, R.I.P.
Anks hits Rat twice causing a nasty laceration.
hp: 1012 (1012) [] sp: 501 (501) [] ep: 193 (356) [] cash: 0 [] exp: 23801
[+1]

Took 2 rounds to kill a *1* exp mob... lazy hitting, that.

Slen shouts: You're making me burn dinner!

Gargamel casts a POWER BLAST, but his puny overcasting fails.

> summ lyneh
You tell Lyneh 'Summoning you'
Anks (report): Summoning lyneh
You start chanting.
Summon: ####
Summon: ###
Summon: ##
Summon: #
You are done with the chant.
You frantically wave your hands and yell 'gwwaaajj' (summon)
Hmm.. you seem to have mispronounced a crucial syllable.
You sense your surroundings distort and fade.
You make some crunching sounds as you walk in the snow.

                     Loc:    Snow-frosted Fields [364,477] in central Laenor
                     Exits:  north, south, east, west, northeast, northwest, 
        .T|                  southeast, southwest
     -----%---       
     yyy.%D...       The snow has covered these fertile fields. Now they
     yyyy*....       spread about like a flat, white plateau. The snow
     yyyyy....       blanket is very deep here, making it difficult to
     .y.ymy...       proceed. Every creature travelling by foot will leave
        yyy          deep trails in the snow. It is very cold and everything
                     looks lifeless. Most creatures seek shelter beneath the
                     snow; there is no sign of movement about. A lode of
             metal ore is embedded in the ground. 
Lyneh the esteemed Brownie

! If you fumble summon, you can relo! :D

[15:52]:Alorn (wanted): 70 inf orbs
[15:53]:Fuser (sales): 70 inf orbs mb lokamir

Highbie trades

Info: Jeppi commits a suicide!
I hope you will be happier outdoors, Jeppi. Have a good life!

Anks hits Scribe once causing a small wound.
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Scribe hits Anks twice puncturing a hole, allowing entrails to spill
everywhere.
hp: 1 (879) [-478] sp: 385 (534) [] ep: 107 (312) [] cash: 0 [] exp: 223437 []
,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| 1.2  Anks           ldr    1( 879)  385( 534) 107(312) |  58 |            0
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'
Scribe is in bad shape (25%).
You are casting 'magic missile'.
The scribe whines as your punch snaps his glasses in two

Ok so for some reason he almost kills me (usually I just squash them, I wasn't
even really looking at the screen) and then HE's whining about his glasses?!
Really?! Humph.

ok, that was dumb.. On deso, in 'H' terrain, near '^'... red 'c' on the map. I
wonder what mob it is? Let's go check! Ah right, ok, elder chimera, makes
sense. Ambushed for 3 rounds, barely escaped with my life. Maybe, I should
wrap up for the boot and go to sleep soon...

[01:43]:Fuser {wanted}: stylus,offtank,druiduli for points ?
[01:44]:Fuser {wanted}: stylus,somefuckingcanuck,druid for points

Bunnicula screams: 'My carrot army will stop you!

Bunnicula hisses: 'Do not taunt an undead bunny.'

Stupid Bunnicula killed me today because of server disconnect, but well, I did
kill him quite a few times so I guess it's only fair :/

Carrot says: I am the terror that vegetates in the night!

D:

The lemming hold its head with its tiny forepaws!
Lemming squeaks 'oh no' 
The lemming explodes in a colourful spray of bits of fur and flesh!

Erm.. now I feel bad :/

T_T
> move boulder
You try to push the boulder away but you fail. Wuss.

Finally! Managed to solo LQ25 with miniscule fire entity, took ages and way
too many close calls!

End of Day 3 post rebirth :
,--------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| Entity    | Power                                              | Humour  |
|-----------+----------------------------------------------------+---------|
| Fire      | :::::::,.......................................... | Pleased |
| Air       | ::::::::,,,,,,,,,................................. | Pleased |
| Water     | .................................................. | Pleased |
`--------------------------------------------------------------------------'

Day 2.5 as riftwalker :
,--------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| Entity    | Power                                              | Humour  |
|-----------+----------------------------------------------------+---------|
| Fire      | :::::,,,,,,....................................... | Pleased |
| Air       | .................................................. | Pleased |
`--------------------------------------------------------------------------'

A tiny fire entity glowing with power [yours]

You clap your hands and whisper (heal self)
You falter and fumble the spell. Amazingly it fires upon yourself.
You heal a few of your wounds.

Hehe, gotta love newbie fumble when they help, cause usually we hate them when
they get us killed! :D

,-----------------------------------------------------------------.
| Effects (Anks)                                  | Lasts         |
|=================================================================|
| Mirkhold reliquary#164812                       | 4min and 5s   |
`-----------------------------------------------------------------'

That's a whole lot of --con, made me lose 152 hpmax D:

You feel like your typo healed you a bit.

lol, if only... usually gets me killed!

You are using 'bolt burst' at 'rook'.
You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire a cluster at Black rook.
The cluster hits Black rook right in the throat!
Black rook gags bloodily.
You see from the wound your shot did full physical damage.
HP:634(882)[] SP:54(54)[] EP:360(379)[-19] EXP:81955[]
The rook says 'You make good pizza.'

... ok, I don't see how you infered my pizza making skills from that, but
thanks for the compliment? .. :D

'You feel like Gore healed you a bit.'


I... thought Gore was an Arch? Maybe he noticed the lack of heal alls cause
all tarmas are partying and decided to pitch in. Thanks Gore!

You fire a bullet at Ghost.
You found a soft spot in Ghost's hide!

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of 'dead'
monsters.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

You are using 'small crossbow shot' at 'unicorn'.
You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you jump back a bit.
You raise your weapon and prepare to 'shoot'.
HP:468(875)[] SP:52(52)[] EP:294(373)[-9] EXP:321092[]
********************** Round 5 **********************
Unicorn hits Anks twice inducing a nasty lesion.
Anks hits Unicorn once causing a small wound.
HP:417(875)[-51] SP:52(52)[] EP:294(373)[] EXP:321092[]
Unicorn is in excellent shape (95%).
You are not doing anything at the moment.
You struggle to maintain your aim in melee combat.
You continue staring down the tiller of your crossbow at Unicorn.
> shoot
You fire a bolt at Unicorn.
You found a soft spot in Unicorn's hide!
*** CRITICAL shot! ***
The bolt *TEARS* a hole right through the center of Unicorn's chest!
Archer quest 'Bolt critical hit' completed!
You see from the wound your shot did a lot of physical damage.

They've sent out a representative. Meet him in the hills northwest of
Wormhole. If he gives you a hard time, kill him, hide the body, and we'll
claim he never showed.

Heh, typical Syggax :D

The warhaft says:  As soon as I kill you I have to finish my paperwork

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of 'plant'
monsters.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

3 down, plenty to go! :D

>>======|> Archery Boons <|======<<
Driller <full>
 -- Fire shots through shields

Yay! :D

You found a soft spot in Troll's hide!

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of 'brute'
monsters.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

You have completely mastered all the subtle nuances of gleaming metal light
crossbow <red glow>. It is truly your weapon now.

> sit armchair

You sit down in the armchair and start to discuss the meaning of

life with yourself....and after a while you realize

that the answer must be MUD  -  but what was the question again??? 

OOHH NOO You seem to have forgotten it!!! 

You feel very puzzled for a few seconds but then you realize that

you've still got the answer to the question, and you feel happy 

(stupid as you are)!!! 

Well anyway it sure is a nice red armchair.......

awww... I was all prepped and ready to enter a fierce combat against the aggro
lion in the room soutn in the over world...

>s
[room desc]
a massive and terrifying great lion
Great lion meows at you comradely and licks its paw.
You start concentrating on the skill.
Great lion meows at you comradely and licks its paw.
>zz
You break your skill attempt.
Great lion nuzzles you affectionately.

... I can't do it, I can'T kill the lion. Next reinc I'll get back to killing
lions.

You are prepared to do the skill.
You use your pick to ease the climbing.
The rope will come in handy.
You start climbing towards east.
You feel like you just got slightly better in mountaineering.
HP:756(897)[] SP:50(50)[] EP:352(378)[-19] EXP:86289[]
You are strained to your limits, but this is great!
You are strained to your limits, but this is great!
You reach the peak, woohah!

        fff          Loc:    Mountains [225,264] in central Rothikgen
     fffff/v^^       Exits:  west, northwest, southwest
   fff^ff/^^^^d?     
  fff^^^+^^^^^^^^    The mighty mountains tower skywards, passing through
  fff^^^|^^^^^^^^    clouds above. The stony wall here is virtually
 yyf^^!^|*^^b^^^^^   impassable. Steep cliffs prevent scaling unless one has
  yy^%^^|^^^^yhh^    sophisticated tools and lots of skill - and even then
  yy^^h^|^^^y^^Hh    the effort would be perilous. The highest parts of the
   yy^yy|yyT^^^^     mountains are forever covered in ice and snow, and many
     yyy|y^^^^       valleys and passes have glaciers that never melt. The
        |R^          weather is always dire, with freezing wind that is
                     stormy more often than not, and hail showers and
                     blizzards which can lay waste to vast regions.

As you complete the skill, you jump back a bit.

You fire a bolt at Sabretooth tiger.

The bolt drills completely through Sabretooth tiger's foot into the ground,
leaving only the fletching showing!

Archer quest 'Nailed Down' completed!

You offer up shadow ring. The robot head rapidly swivels towards you, all

three arms reach out and grab shadow ring. You quickly swat them away and

throw shadow ring at the robot, which plucks it out of the air and throws it

in a hatch above the boiler.  A slight shudder vibrates through the machine

before a light clinking is heard as shadow ring is turned into 1 zinium.

lol, they didn't put a != offered item in the 'try to grab a random item' code

You are using 'small crossbow shot' at 'vampire shoot novamp'.

You are prepared to do the skill.

As you complete the skill, you jump back a bit.

You fire a bolt at Vampire.

You found a soft spot in Vampire's hide!

The bolt rips a gash in the side of Vampire's neck!

Archer quest 'Staked' completed!

You are using 'small crossbow shot'.
********************** Round 6 **********************
HP:695(891)[-22] SP:43(43)[] EP:356(366)[] EXP:182965[]
Lion is noticeably hurt (55%).
You are using 'small crossbow shot'.
You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire a bolt at Lion.
You found a soft spot in Lion's hide!

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

You feel you have found all there is to know about the weak points of 'mammal'
monsters.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Still 20 categories to master.

Scared the heck out of me because that block of text for mastering weak spot
appeared in red. but, yay! One down! :D

Gleaming metal light crossbow <red glow> feels like a natural extension of
you. You have almost completely mastered it.

You are getting good with gleaming metal light crossbow <red glow>. It won't
be too much longer before you have mastered it.

:D

Camping indoors is not nearly as comfortable, but perhaps you
will at least dream of the wilderness while you sleep.
Using your sleeping bag you rest a little better.
Using your sleeping bag you rest a little better.
Using your sleeping bag you rest a little better.
You look around and find a suitable spot on the ground to rest for
a little while.
You lie down and begin to rest for a while.
A puff of flame erupts from the ground.
... But you manage to dodge it!

Now that's dodging skills, dodging while camping! :D

Orc smith tries to strike you, so you hop back.

!

You are prepared to do the skill.

As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.

You fire a cluster at Flower zombie.

Perfect shot!

Flower zombie cries out in pain as a cluster of 4 bolts stabs into his chest
and pierces a vital organ!

Archer quest 'Nice Shot' completed!

You see from the wound your shot did some physical damage.

You are using 'small crossbow shot'.

You are prepared to do the skill.

As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.

You fire a bolt at Bunny.

You found a soft spot in Bunny's hide!

Perfect shot!

Bunny cries out in pain as ivory bolt with enchanted air fletching and
molybdenum head stabs into his chest and pierces a vital organ!

Bunny loses the privilege to live.

Bunny is DEAD, R.I.P.

You swing your foot heavily, and Ivor's kneecap makes a sickening 'CRACK!'

You feel like you just got slightly better in kick.

You start skinning the corpse.

It didn't quite turn out to be what you wanted.

You create a rope.

Well, today I was planning to buy a couple ropes, anyways... one thing off the
list!

Mangy has high hopes.

Massive elephant exclaims 'SHIVERING JELLYBEANS! Envy of Gods!'

Your blood chills with fear as Mangy lets loose a horrible growl!
she CHARGES so fast, you are barely able to follow
her movements, as Massive elephant's chest is ripped open!
Massive elephant is TERRIFIED and unable to fight back!

omg. shivering jellybeans... lol!

Deadly chaos drake whips you with its poisonous tail spike...

... but you use your wit and fool the drake, and it fails with the attack!
Neener!

During my daily routine this morning I was struggling a bit, needed to regen
more often, was getting stunned a lot. I blamed my lack of morning coffee. But
then I realised later in the day (while mopping the floor irl, you have a lot
of time to think) .... I gave my spiked battlesuit to Ankas yesterday! I had
one in a chest and was wearing the one with Ankas's name, so I removed-dropped
at inn and switched chars... No wonder I was getting harder then usual, I was
naked!!! Still managed to get through the faily tasks and put 2 new mobs in my
top10 solo list :D

Low toned conversations fill the air.
Some customers walk in to the bar.
Two drunk customers get into an argument and start fighting.
A bottle flies past your head, smashing on someone's head.
The fighting spreads all over the bar.
Meleager yells 'Knock it off you people!'
*CRASH*, a chair smashes on someone's back.
Meleager steps forward tapping his blackjack.
A full bottle of ale whirls to the wall soaking the brawlers.
Meleager starts whacking people with his blackjack.
A man with a bloody nose staggers out of the bar.
The fighting succumbs. Fatigued customers fall back to their seats.
Meleager throws the last brawlers out of the bar and clears the broken chairs
and tables away.
Meleager returns back behind the bar.
The customers continue sipping their drinks as if nothing just happened.
Meleager taps a pint for a customer.

Erm... I was about to attack Meleager, but considering how he dealt with that
bar fight so easily, maybe I'd better not...

You score a ******CRITICAL****** hit!

I didn't learn to use consider yet, after 7 months of playing.. I don't care
much about rate when I exp, but this one time, I should have checked.. My
Happy Merchant top solo kill was in bad tune and worth only 93k D: So now I'm
on a quest to get my top solo over 100k! And reach 60% explores, while I'm at
it. :D

The one sentence I hate the most of the whole of BatMUD :

"You don't quite feel like camping at the moment."

... grrrr. Yes, yes I do.

Explore count: 10288/17837 (E%: 57)
Rooms left before next E%: 57


Huh uh. I can't explore anymore, it's a pretty repeated number! I'm stuck
forever doing the same rooms.

The bureaucrat asks, 'Have you filled out the paper work to attack a
bureaucrat?'
The bureaucrat asks if you know a good personal injury lawyer.
The bureaucrat writes a damage claim against Anks.

Gotta love the detail that went into those NPCs :D

You score a ******CRITICAL****** hit!

First one! :D

********************** Round 4 **********************
Young chaos drake is in excellent shape (100%).
You are using 'calm animal' at 'drake'.
You are prepared to do the skill.
You get Young chaos drake to calm down.

You begin the taming session.
After a while, Young chaos drake bows down in submission.
OMG Yes!! Ok, baby drake, but still! First step on the way to getting a not
baby one :D

an agile, snow-white drake with a freezing gaze

You begin the taming session.
After a while, Cunning ice drake bows down in submission.

Today I have reached 100m total experience spent on character, while still 80
days (and a couple hours) old, and level 60 :D Oh happy day! What challenge
shall I set for myself now.. :D 

"You get hit hard but your discipline saves concentration on your skill."

Yay, first time I get that message! :D

I'm not a smoker in RL, and apprently I'm not meant to be one ingame either...

[21:39]:Anks [sky-]: is there an effect from using the pipes to smoke tobacca
?
Eq:exp Doing: >>>fill pipe with hemplan
Aaah! You can hardly wait! .. You fill your pipe with one dose of Hemplan
Blend
and toss the empty pack away.
Eq:exp Doing: >>>light pipe
Channel pipe is now on.
[21:40]:Anks [pipe]: Aaaahh. My first pipeful today.
You light the pipe and start to smoke.
You double over in a violent burst of coughing, scattering tobacco all over!
You cough wetly and spit on the ground.
OH NO! Your pipe goes out!

You begin the taming session.
After a while, Lesser basilisk bows down in submission.
As the wild spirit of the basilisk has been broken down, it loses most of its
power. You think in your mind what on earth are you going to do with this
silly looking beast, who won't even turn your opponents into stone. You end
your thought with a silent curse at those damned wizards. All that pain, and
no gain!
You have completed the beastmaster quest 'Everybody must get stoned!

Eoward warrior flaps arms and utters the magic words 'cah mar nak semen'
An icebolt hits you.
Your body is almost FROZEN solid!
HP:56(789)[-160] SP:77(77)[] EP:310(385)[] EXP:202291[]
******************* Round 14 (1) ********************
Anks hits Eoward warrior once producing large scratches.
Eoward warrior is slightly hurt (75%).
You are not doing anything at the moment.
Eq:exp Doing: >>> out
******************* Round 15 (2) ********************
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Eoward warrior hits Anks twice causing a nasty laceration.
HP:0(789)[-56] SP:77(77)[] EP:310(385)[] EXP:202291[]
Eoward warrior is slightly hurt (75%).
You are not doing anything at the moment.
Underneath the tower.
You are standing beneath the tower that guards the gates of the
keep.  Ahead of you there is another set of gates while there is a door on
either side of the tunnel.
Above you is a cold, slowly moving, clear night sky. A breeze blows around
you. A first quarter moon hangs in the sky.
Obvious exits are: n, s, enterwest and entereast.
a small pile of bronze coins
Grif, the great griffon [Rider: You]
You feel like Drizzin healed you a bit.
HP:73(789)[+73] SP:77(77)[] EP:374(374)[+64] EXP:202291[]

That... was a well timed heal all. Drizzin is my new favorite heal-all-er.

Eq:exp Doing: >>>move boexs
Typing lessons on Tuesdays at classroom 5A.

TT_TT

!! :D

After a while, Chimera bows down in submission.
An adult chimera, with a fiery red lion's mane [Rider: You]

"Have you hugged your keyboard today?" -- Typo messages care about our mental
health. Good typo message, thank you.

I't nice when the NPCs cooperate! :D
You poke Priestess of Stormsea in the ribs.
Priestess of Stormsea utters the magic words 'lkzaz zueei enz orn'
A scar vanished.

You check out the top archers of BatMUD.
>>======|> Archer Top Ten <|======<<
1: Anks <1 points>

... I don't think I understand how this top ten list works... but I'll take
it! :D

You fire a bolt at Red apple.
The bolt strikes red apple with a hefty thunk.
Archer quest 'William Tell' completed!

 :D

Caustic Quandry lowers its gangway!
You pay the ticketmaster 519 gold, and he lets you board the ship.
Main deck.
Many travellers and a few philosophers have wondered just what the Quandry is
that gives the ship its name; however, that answer has been lost in the annals
of time. As such, it is generally best to just relax and enjoy the sights on
the ship itself. Indeed, many etched stone masterpieces have been created just
for this ship.
Above you is a chilly, rolling, clear sky. You have to brace yourself against
the strong wind.
Obvious exits are: d, fore, cabin and gangway.
gangway (lowered)
the helm
A majestic golden griffon, proud and noble [Rider: You]
Lazy sloth arrives.
release sloth
You are no longer leading Lazy sloth.
The sloth falls asleep, then rolls off the side of the boat.
You have completed the beastmaster quest 'Faster than usual!


Wait, what? Noooo.... Sloth, swim to shore!

Loc:    Snowy Tundra in northern Rothikgen
A majestic golden griffon, proud and noble [Rider: You]
a lean, white-scaled drake
Rothikgen 292,61 eq:exp >>tame drake
You start concentrating on the skill.
You are prepared to do the skill.
You begin the taming session.
After a while, Young ice drake bows down in submission.
Furnachia 219,142 eq:exp >>dm
You get down from Solar flare griffon.
Rothikgen 292,61 eq:exp >>ride drake
You get up on Young ice drake and begin to ride.
Rothikgen 292,61 eq:exp >>use ride through flame at drake
You start concentrating on the skill.
You are prepared to do the skill.
You whip your mount, trying to motivate it.
Your mount responds to the motivation and ignores fire.

Loc:    River of Lava in northern Furnachia
A majestic golden griffon, proud and noble [Rider: You]
a slender, red-hued drake
You and your mount fly high above the lava.
Furnachia 219,142 eq:exp >>tame drake
You start concentrating on the skill.
You are prepared to do the skill.
You begin the taming session.
After a while, Young fire drake bows down in submission.
Furnachia 219,142 eq:exp >>dm
You get down from Solar flare griffon.
Furnachia 219,142 eq:exp >>ride drake
You get up on Young fire drake and begin to ride.
Furnachia 219,142 eq:exp >>use ride through frost at drake
You start concentrating on the skill.
You are prepared to do the skill.
You whip your mount, trying to motivate it.
Your mount responds to the motivation and ignores cold.
You have completed the beastmaster quest 'Shouldn't there be steam or
something?!

Ice drake : 9:00 am. Fire drake : 6:30 pm. I got myself some (baby) dragons!!
:D

Beastmaster Quests 22: Cold fuzz: Butcher polar bear fur and 59: Death march
of the penguins: Lead a 5-penguin stampede attack .... 1 out of 2...

A majestic emperor penguin [Leader: You]
A sturdy but short humboldt penguin [Leader: You]
A sturdy but short humboldt penguin [Leader: You]
A majestic emperor penguin [Leader: You]
A majestic emperor penguin [Leader: You]
A majestic golden griffon, proud and noble [Rider: You]
large polar bear
Rothikgen 332,127 eq:exp >>use stampede at bear
You start concentrating on the skill.
Rothikgen 332,127 eq:exp >>ra show
Action: 'butcher'
Your automatic action after kills is enabled.
You are prepared to do the skill.
You release a stampede against Large polar bear.
Emperor penguin rushes forwards!
Humboldt penguin rushes forwards!
Humboldt penguin rushes forwards!
Emperor penguin rushes forwards!
Emperor penguin rushes forwards!
You release a stampede against Large polar bear.
Large polar bear gets little more than bruises.
You have completed the beastmaster quest 'Death march of the penguins!
********************** Round 1 **********************
That really HURT!
Large polar bear hits Anks twice mutilating intestinal tissue.
HP:375(780)[-405] SP:74(74)[] EP:55(370)[] EXP:72901[]
Large polar bear is in excellent shape (100%).

ouch...

Help skill butchering : Butchering the corpse of a primate is an evil act.

Ok, makes sense for humanoid races... but what about if there is a Penguin
Beastmaster, will it be butchering primates or butchering penguins that is
evil? 

The Groke freezes the world!
        You are frozen solid!

... ok... 

The Groke freezes the world!
        but you resist her freeze!

Mwhouhahaha, you won't get me!

Full-grown bull tries to gore you, but you are able to avoid the attack.
The bull scratches the ground with its hooves, preparing for a charge...
        ...and launches into full speed with its horns pointed at YOU...
               ...but you quickly jump away, leaving it stupefied, OLE!!

I almost died because I scrolled back while still fighting to read that attack
description.

A dark cavern.
The dark carvern leads right to the northeast and northwest from here. This
cavern, as well as many other parts, must be dug out by the gnomes who are
kept prisoners by the dragons. You can hear water somewhere in the walls but
it has apparently not made its way in to the caverns.
Obvious exits are: ne and sw.
A ferocious griffon is hunting [Rider: You]
Baby dragon
Enslaved gnome
Lucentium 410,92 eq:exp >>
eval dragon
You start concentrating on the skill.
You are prepared to do the skill.
You take a long look at Dragon and try to size up the riding possibilities.
That is not a ridable monster.

TT_TT but, but... baby dragon....

King crab does not seem impressed.

It is a bunny. It has long fluffy ears, and a short, fluffy bunny-tail. It
goes around eating grass and flowers. Oh, almost forgot to mention: it is
HUGE, as large as a hippopotamus, if not larger. It looks cuddly nevertheless.
It om-nom-noms grass and poops a bit for a change. It notices you, but seeing
you are so small, ignores you. You doubt you could even harm it through its
long thick hair, so its indifferent attitude is justified.
She is in excellent shape.
She is being ridden by Anks.
Bunny's equipment:
Bridle: bunny bit and leather bridle
Saddlebags: large pair of leather saddlebags (empty)

Mwouhahaha! Now only need 2 more fierce griffons to complete my flock, and I'm
all set!

I tamed an ant because I wanted to see if I could refit saddle bags for it
(answer is yes, I could) but I had to abandon it after riding only a few short
minutes because it was in a bit of land surrounded by rivers/mountain/shore D:
And so there is a poor tamed ant wearing saddlebags, wandering a parcel of
land in eastern Roth.

You whip your mount, trying to drive it into action.
Fierce griffon tries to bite White Belt Ninja, but misses.
Your mount seems baffled.

At SC :
A bunny, cute and fluffy [Rider: You]
Nevermore the Gnoll Cheerleader +sentinel+
A ferocious griffon is hunting [Rider:Nevermore]
You eye Fierce griffon suspiciously.
You hug Fluffy bunny.

I started the boot by deciding to get the 1.4m I need to advance level. 6
hours and 3 deaths later... Experience gained: 594877 - Experience lost:
264954

Maybe stop dying?

You ask Oogga about thakran.
Oogga exclaims 'Anks, YOU HAVE TOO MANY QUESTIONS!'

:(

A cart labeled 'Lowbie, Midbie Gear!' emotes 'MEGA \:D/ spider demon for
Larppa!'

Old and HUGE Crypt Guardian Golem
You hear a loud grinding noise emanating from the very depths of the dungeon. 
Reality seems to shift momentarily before settling back into its natural flow.
Info: Roak recovers from link death.
A muffled sobbing sound, filled with sorrow, echoes through the dungeon.

That was the most well timed info message I got in a while. I'm just tired
enough to find it funny. :D

A flaming ice hits you.
Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your silk tie from getting scratched.

:D :D First time I get a combat sense message :D :D

********************** Round 6 **********************
Yerquin hits Anks twice inducing a nasty lesion.
Anks hits Yerquin twice sparking a limb to slice open.
Yerquin is noticeably hurt (55%).
Quirrel says: Please, sit and join us for dinner.

Errr... I don't think inviting the murderous Minotaur who just burst in and is
presently killing your husband to sit and eat dinner with you is the bestest
of ideas you've ever had, Quirrel...

Just walking from Ferry to Arelium, first NPC on the road :
a wounded dwarven merchant
You ask Hans Dandruff about help.
Hans Dandruff hardly manages to whisper 'I was attacked by a group of dark
elven bandits. I was hit by this arrow, please remove it! '  
You successfully remove the arrow from the chest of the merchant. 
Hans Dandruff exclaims 'Oh thank you! This feels so good!'

And then, nothing. Ok... moving on.

The last mystical Navigator stands here
Navigator utters the magic words (satiate person)
Navigator falters and loses his spell.


Oi, I'm chilling here so you can satiate me, don't fumble it! :P

Peelo shouts 'BY THE POWER OF DAROL AND KIZARWEXIUS, I CALL MY PAINGIVER
"Osmotar!"'

You wonder what THAT was all about ...


Lol yeah room emote, I do wonder what it is about, I assume Highie
Shenanigans.

Today, I am a 51 days old, I have 50mil exp totals, and I am level 49. Not
sure when that type of alignment will happen again :)

An old prisoner
A henchman, disciplining a prisoner
Anks [report]: Targetting => henchman
Henchman hits Anks twice causing a small wound.
Anks hits Henchman once sparking a limb to slice open.
Prisoner claps his hands and whispers (cure serious wounds)
Prisoner's spell makes you feel little better!

Oh my god, the Prisoner healed me! It's the first time a mog joins the fight
on my side :D

Adventurer flaps arms and utters the magic words (acid ray)
Adventurer hesitates as it casts acid ray.
Adventurer shudders as its acid ray hits itself.

You take a close look at Nun in comparison to yourself.
You would get a lot of experience for Nun.
The final estimation is that Nun doesn't look very dangerous.
Anks hits Nun twice sparking a limb to slice open.
Nun asks 'What are you doing, you horrible person?'

Weeelll... you have exp that I want. Sorry!

Real mudders never make typos.

*sob* I will forever and ever be the noob that makes typoes...

You STUN High priest.
High priest is in bad shape (30%) and *STUNNED*.

!! First time I STUN, and the *STUNNED* lasted 3 rounds and then he died :D
Happy :D

Omg, ticking in a river means no fire no camp, so slow! Or, alternativly, I am
being spoiled by alternating ranger and tarma chars, both fast regen types.
Spoilt or not, making/buying hpr eq has suddently moved up my priority queue.

What I learnt today : Parties with highbies are still way too stressfull for
absolutly no reason and I should not talk to my brother about it : he laughs
at the fact that I litteraly sit on my hands when Leader says no offus.

help story Laesa's blessing finishes by NOTICE: There are some hardish solo
battles on the way, and possibly an encounter which might require a small
party. So, if you are a merchant or a puny brownie healer, this might not be
for you.

Okay, so not gonna try it on my puny brownie healer secondary, I guess o0 I
feel targetted :P

You are STUNNED.
...BUT you break it off.

Ooh, nice, first time I break a capitals STUN without unstun. Advancing level
makes a huge difference :D

You are so exhausted you fail to move.
Anks [report]: Sleeping
You start concentrating on the skill.
You are prepared to do the skill.
You don't quite feel like camping at the moment.

But, but.... if I'm so exhausted I fail to move, why does that not shorten the
times between camp attempts? I get why -hp and why skill-originated -ep
doesn't but running yourself ragged until you get -100EP and 'so exhausted'
messaged should mean you can camp! So there. (Or at least, would make this
quest easier.)

Walking east :
A medium fire entity glittering with power [Pharm]
Look again, no Pharm :(
You pet Fire entity on the head.
Poor little abandonned Entity T_T

Nosunrise {wanted}: summon in laenor
Nosunrise {wanted}: got x2

Is Summon really instants? What happens if you are summond during the
millisecond of the first summon? Do you get splinched? Do it make the first
summon fumble? Or the second one? Or both? Can you be lost in the transit?
*ponder deep thoughts*
Maybe I should go get my first coffee of the day...

You are so exhausted you fail to move. *sigh*

Gamedriver slaps you.

T_T sorry I typoed

Lost spectre utters the magic words (banish)
You feel that Lost spectre doesn't enjoy your presence.
Suddenly your eyes close and when you open them you see:
an enormously large and horrible great white shark
The ice cracks beneath your weight and you fall in!
The water is *COLD*
You cannot leave, you have been AMBUSHED.
You are about to DIE!
Your body is almost FROZEN solid!


Managed to get away and get to land with 42HP left, phew. That spectre
surprised me with the banish, first time it did that to me, usually a twiddle
run :/

You search around, looking in the brush for a few small pieces of wood for
fuel, then using your tinderbox, you quickly begin trying to start a fire.
A sense of pride overcomes you as you light the fire.
You carefully bank the fire so it won't get rained out.
You look around and find a suitable spot on the ground to rest for
a little while.
You lie down and begin to rest for a while.
Ichor arrives from north.
Ichor bellows 'Hoooooom! BARUM!'
Ichor raises a massive rooty-leafy foot and stomps out the fire!
Ichor leaves gates.

Well, ok then.

You are alone in your party. Since this is your party, it is up to you who you
invite to party with you, if any. And you damn well can cry in your party if
you choose to!

Info: Quadra is mean but Durand is meaner.

And here I stand, waiting for my Bladed Fury to launch, pondering as to the
deep meaning behind the info message.
Typed nf sparhawk instead of bf sparhawk. Typo message, not info message.

Ramon tells you 'Rhoads swore to kill you. We can take care of it for a meager
sum of 440800 gold pieces. It's a real bargain!'

Nooo, Rhoads, why would you want to kill me?! Also, this is the highest bounty
I've seen yet, Go You!

Anks [report]: Sleeping
You start concentrating on the skill.
You are prepared to do the skill.
You don't quite feel like camping at the moment.
You feel a bit tired.

*sigh* Story of my life.

With great precision and speed you maliciously assault Imoiran.
Imoiran shrieks: Blood stains won't come out of the furniture!

Really, that's what you are concerned about?

You ask Lt. Cryllara about easy work.
Lt. Cryllara says 'Seriously? Fine, whatever.'
You are given a note with the details.

Well, apparently I've been graduated to medium work o0 Yay!

Slen says: You can taste this as soon as I'm done.
Anks hits Slen once causing a small scratch.
Slen is slightly hurt (80%).
Slen shouts: You're making me burn dinner!

Still find it funny how they get mad when you attack them, but not for
attacking them.

A cauldron filled with boiling oil
Oilman says 'I wouldn't enter the cauldron if I were you.'
'enter cauldron'
You decide that you don't like your body without huge burns so you enter the
cauldron of boiling oil and are burned severely!
Inside the cauldron you find nothing, but you could try again.
That really HURT!