You LUNGE, slashing your enemy HARD on the temple, causing a deep bloody gash.
You excel in your ability to bash with your shield, and make your point across
to your enemy!
The air around you tingles and the sounds of the world disappear. Your focus
is sharp and your hand is steady. Morgan's
    threats seem meaningless. With an eerie calm, you raise your shield and
move towards Morgan with an unbreakable
    determination in your eyes.
Morgan falls completely helpless to the ground as you land your shield with a
*CRUSHING* blow!
OVER and OVER your shield hits Morgan's face, blood spilling everywhere!

Yeah, KharimCrimson does the deeds.

You are prepared to do the skill.
You take out a wood log and start hammering it to the wood skeleton of chest.
You bang and bang the wood skeleton of chest but wood refuses to bend to your
will. In
    frustration you swing your hammer and BANG wood skeleton of chest really
hard making it shake
    violently. You feel like you really FUMBLED this time.
You curse everyone to hell loudly.
You curse everyone to hell.

Yeah.. a Merchant for now.

You are done with the chant.
You clap hands and whisper (heal all)
You feel like you healed one player.

Please do the needful.

You are done with the chant.
You clap your hands and whisper (harm body)
The curse in your halberd allows you to channel harmful power through it!
You harm Queen ant really much.
 ..The power of Burglefloogah takes over you!!
     You hear an awful crackling as you drain the life out of Queen ant!!
I think I made a promise to myself NOT to reinc into full priest until
level100. Oh well.

Sesmar IV, the king of the valley, 87939 exp
This one was pretty angry for his size, critted CRUELLY RENDs and shit.
Luckily it was 0% pr so I could solo him for his juicy hat. +hpr really makes
nomads more fun for those low population hours (when I actually have time to
play).

Sudden enlightment takes over you.
Arthedain exclaims 'Righteous shall prevail!'
Hauhto exclaims 'Righteous shall prevail!'
Cielgi kneels before you and you bless him.
Morcar whimpers miserably.

Progress on lance discovery [########################................]
This task was cool up to the part of running around jungles casting 6rnd
spells at 1exp worth skeletons.

You grab Ack's arm and twist it dislocating his shoulder!
You feel a sense of accomplishment knowing you have rid the world of a silly
clown. You are awarded 2 task points.
Ack moves on to happier hunting grounds.
Ack is DEAD, R.I.P.
01:57   17033: A silly, colorfully dressed clown
Total of 3 TP's for a cost of 560k of exp lost in silly deaths. Not sure I
ended up winning.

Morcar tells you 'meinasin eilen jo reinccid orciks :P'
You tell Morcar 'ai etta :D'
Morcar tells you 'tdnddn oon vastustanut kovasti'
You tell Morcar 'reinckuume on vahan samanlainen kun autokuume kun se iskee'
Morcar tells you 'joo, keksii kaikkia hyvid syitd miksi niin pitds
 tehd'
You tell Morcar 'ei paljon jarkiseikat ja lompakon paksuus puristele'
You tell Morcar 'ja mulla on varmaan joku tulehdus paalla, kun se kuume uusii
 jatkuvasti!'
You tell Morcar 'pitka-aikaissairas!'
Morcar tells you 'kuitenkin sul on klamydia'

*CRACK* What were you thinking? This is not the way to make delicate
Instruments.
You fume, you are really pi**ed off.
You blow the wood dust away, and the flute is ready!
You spent all your bardic power on creating this Instrument. It will take
about
three days for you to recover.
Well that much is done, even if the flute plays like a strangled cat.

Restarted my bardic career... Maybe I can kick myself up to the stage for
gquest11 this time around.
Your Bardic Might is currently pathetic! [+---------]

You have a new solo kill option for top10!
You score a KILLING BLOW on Hadrock the priest of Spider Queen!
Hadrock the priest of Spider Queen gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.
Hadrock the priest of Spider Queen is DEAD, R.I.P.
Mebbe I'll collect the whole damn series. This one killed me 3 times with
surprise buttsex stuns though, so I'm not looking forward to the prospect...
ReaverTzarakk has really awful stunned maneuvers skill :(

You have a new solo kill option for top10!
You score a KILLING BLOW on Teiko the priest of Spider Queen!
Teiko the priest of Spider Queen loses the privilege to live.
Teiko the priest of Spider Queen is DEAD, R.I.P.

Saelli has been DESTROYED!
You feel you have released HUGE(tm) quantities of destructive energy.

You writhe in agony as the Silver Battlesuit's runes glow as brightly as the
sun
H:58/974 [-916] S:28/28 [] E:247/412 [] $:2250 [] exp:821 []
Close enough.

You use ceremonial torch to do the skill.
You run around the room, waving your torch about, setting everything that will
catch on fire. Soon billowing clouds of smoke rise from the charred remains,
as
you dance through the embers chortling with glee.
Dutois joins in on the fun.
Morden the Shadowman's corpse is burned into char.
You feel Groo smiling upon you.