13405: Blax Voidheart the Gargoyle 

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Two, Two, Two,
I trusted you
And a small white feather that
Landed on Iceland's shoulder

Because you were looking for me
And I had found you 
Hiding all these years like a shadowless
Intention

But it was really a glimpse, or a
Come hither finger
Tempting and begging me with
A delicate touch

Two, Two, Two,
I trusted you

(00:20) You tell Pyggins '1kg of hemp in AH for 15k, your short dull black
cloak requires it'
(00:21) You tell Pyggins 'should repair with the 1kg or you want this item
back?'
(00:21) Pyggins tells you 'go for it'
(00:21) You emote to Pyggins 'nods at you.'
(00:24) You tell Pyggins 'so how have you been'
(00:25) Pyggins tells you 'takin it easy, no complaints'
(00:25) You tell Pyggins 'hows the family'
(00:26) Pyggins tells you 'look whore I dont want small talk just fix my
shit!'
(00:26) You tell Pyggins 'LOL'

I'm so sorry Enochian. I'll miss you dude.

Favorit awards Blackstar 3 points for completing 'Minor bugs and various
awarding' task.

138096: Reddist the lord of Reavers

Inra the valheru god (unholy), 847363 exp (party of 9)

Blood rushes to Jacen's face and he trembles violently.

You are prepared to do the skill.
You execute a well timed combination of kicks and punches. Where ever
Guard tries to go he ends up running into your fist or knee.
NOW you really have it. You mutilate Guard's face with your INCREDIBLE
finishing blow.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you SMASH Bankguard tearing the 
ribcage open and pulling out a still beating heart.

Ssmud tells Artea and you 'ILL FUCK YOU IN THE SHITHOUSE!'
Ssmud tells Artea and you '..'
tell * ummm
Ssmud tells Artea and you '...'
You tell Artea and Ssmud 'ummm'
Hp:568(568) Sp:802(802) Ep:293(293) Cash:0+218 Exp:54273 TS:- Wt:0
tell * ..

Can not tell: Artea (ignored: thats how i roll!)
You tell Ssmud '..'
Hp:568(568) Sp:802(802) Ep:293(293) Cash:0+218 Exp:54273 TS:- Wt:0

Ssmud tells Artea and you '..'
tell * ahh...
You tell Artea and Ssmud 'ahh...'
Hp:568(568) Sp:802(802) Ep:293(293) Cash:0+218 Exp:54273 TS:- Wt:0

Ssmud tells Artea and you '...'
tell * ummm
Can not tell: Artea (ignored: thats how i roll!)
You tell Ssmud 'ummm'
Hp:568(568) Sp:802(802) Ep:293(293) Cash:0+218 Exp:54273 TS:- Wt:0

Ssmud tells Artea and you 'wtf artea'
Ssmud tells Artea and you 'wtf artea'
tell * fucking GAY
Can not tell: Artea (ignored: thats how i roll!)
You tell Ssmud 'fucking GAY'
Hp:568(568) Sp:802(802) Ep:293(293) Cash:0+218 Exp:54273 TS:- Wt:0

Ssmud tells Artea and you 'asshole'
Ssmud tells Artea and you 'artea sucks dick for coke'

545782: Patrick Amberley

650417: Morden the Shadowman

Cyberman awards Blackstar 1 points for completing '(Classified)' task.

1256258: a high priestess of Esachen, protector of stability

7475: Blackstar the Clone
Blackstar bores you.
You get hit SO HARD that you have to stop your spell.

He was quite hard despite the exp reward

New Computer:
AMD 64 Athlon processor
512mb RAM (upgrade soon)
160gig Hard drive
17" LCD Monitor

(05:58) Golieth tells you 'aparently girls have the ability to find special
 faces in our ballsacks. kinda like clouds but inside pants'

Linzhou [wanted]: clone event.

You feel something is terribly wrong.
A clone of Larppa appears in a blink of light!
Your superb dexterity avoids a nasty ambush.
A clone of Larppa is here, looking twisted!
Larppa shouts 'Culran's BLOOD tasted good!'
Larppa shouts 'My HAMSTER fights better than you do, Cutter!'
Larppa shouts 'Solus is a LOSER!'
Larppa shouts 'Freld, I bet that HURT! *RAH RAH*'
Larppa shouts 'Fb was just DOGMEAT, who is next?'
Larppa shouts 'Amd died on her knees!'
Larppa shouts 'Koan bites the dust!'
Larppa shouts 'Ggr, I rather enjoyed killing you!'
Larppa shouts 'Let's do that again sometime, Disaster!'
Larppa shouts 'Alx, no hard feelings, ok? *cackle*'
Larppa roars victoriously as Sortilege dies shamefully!
Larppa roars victoriously as Arnac dies shamefully!
Larppa shouts 'I hope you have a life insurance, Tiigeri!'
Larppa shouts 'My HAMSTER fights better than you do, Dralith!'
Larppa shouts 'Quenthalion should learn to use consider!'
Larppa shouts 'Huppu, I rather enjoyed killing you!'
Larppa shouts 'Blacksmith should stick to PIGEONS! I want a tougher challenge!
foad larppa
You emote to Larppa (ignoring his: Auto-ignore (11 messages in 3 seconds))
 'yells in your face 'Fuck off and DIE!'.'

Nazrix tells you 'When you and karen are on honeymoon in the tropical
 areas of the Earth, you'll be served by HUGE negro with BULGING musicles and
 massive penis and she will leave you for Nubian Warrior Servant. And to
finish
 he'll rape you. So my advice is not to go on that honeymoon, I had a vision,
 trust me.'

[00:01]:Blackstar [bat]: yeah for real get off overlord's ass christ, 
everyone knows its funny and EVERYONE knows its not a reason 
for banishment, but as soon as you question an arch all of you 
brown nosing faggots jump up and talk about help always right and 
how coders give free time to this game blah blah, well you know 
players give THEIR time as well you know, how about we get some 
fucking kudos every once and a while for promoting this game?

You have been banished from all channels
until: Mon Oct 03 00:02:19 2005 by Shardik
reason:do I need one?

(22:03) @Arnac nogs at you.
(22:05) You tell Arnac 'summonable when you're ready'
(22:05) Nazrix tells you 'Coach'
(22:05) You tell Nazrix (*STILL SICK IRL!*) 'yes?'
(22:05) Nazrix tells you 'from now on I call you that'
(22:06) Arnac tells you 'lacking them ponkass mages, what a surprise'
(22:06) You tell Arnac 'go do 1k push ups as I rail your girlfriend'
(22:06) Arnac tells you 'wtf'
(22:06) You tell Arnac 'LOL'
(22:06) You tell Arnac 'misstell'
Arnac tells you 'dude that aint helping you to get to my party =)'

Lavitz tells you 'but I'd like _MY_ girlfriend to have a 'charitable
 endowment' if you know what I mean!!'

(21:11) Kooper tells you 'this mud used to be fun, i used to enjoy comming
here,
 but youre presence has ruined everything and now i have no choice but to
 suicide, thanks a lot shitbag'
(21:12) @Kooper skips joyfully around you.

Congratulations! You have just completed Charitable endowment!
Task point award of 1 task point from 'Charitable endowment' - quest.
Bank transfer from Damogran (Newbie Help Warehouse) of 209719 gold
Ssmud tells you 'NICE DUDE' (Wed Jun 29 12:04:48 2005)
Ssmud tells you 'NICE' (Wed Jun 29 12:04:50 2005)

Fuckin Sweet!

(02:42) Xirtameht tells you 'Everytime you fight with your party members over
a
 500 gold loot, everytime you betray a friend, everything you spam news or a
 channel, everytime you look to an arch and say no and threaten their power,
 everytime you slice the throat of a newbie who looked at you the wrong way,
 everytime you kill an enemy or die glorious in combat, and everytime you look
 up and dream of something better and feel that you, in some small way , are a
 hero, that is the Thematrix in all of us'

147750: Grizzly Adams is selling supplies here

Reaver links moved from plan:
http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/switchboard/revhowto.txt [guide by me]
http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/switchboard/glaurungrev.txt [guide by glaurung]
http://www.angelfire.com/rpg2/switchboard/revsort.txt [layer sorting by me]

Xirtameht tells Ssmud and you 'Bill the Puerto Rican thief and Mike the
 whitetrash weed salesmen Incorporated.'
Xirtameht tells Ssmud and you 'You guys should start a business'

Reinced Ent reaverspidernav again and loving it, feels like I'm home again.
Nice part is only 20% more before I earn my rank back. Today is the first day 
of combat testing and ive made 700k exp, its going great. Stats and skill% 
are very high thanks to all the exp I made last reinc as tiger. took 2 extra 
spider levels this time, it makes a big difference. =)

Well tiger is going great. Maxed out defense sense and working on tumbling
attack. I have 150 dex naked which makes a huge difference. I'm making alot
of exp but I want to reinc back to reaver so bad. Mithrand just killed me 
(I attacked him, he was a tiger mission) and it reminded me of the power
you get when you're a reaver. I want that again.

Cyrus Stonefist stands coolly in a dark corner
Congratulations! You have just completed Explore70!
You receive 77750 gold as a reward for completing the quest.

(06:28) Thematrix tells you 'BEANS AND CORNBREAD TASTE MIGHTY FINE, BEANS AND
CORNBREAD DON'T COST A DIME! BEANS AND CORNBREAD TASTE REAL GOOD, EAT EM UP
LIKE A GOOD BOY SHOULD! LEFT....LEFT.....LEFT/RIGHT...LEFT I ATE A BREAD AND
IT TASTED GOOD, BLACKSTAR SUCKS AND HE LIVES IN THE HOOD'

Curath still remembers your prior services.
You are now a trainee of the brotherhood of black tiger.

reinced today, could not deal with boring alch guild any longer
this reinc goal: 90m totals

Writing this from inside the alch guild: Looking back that Ent reaverspider
reinc was quite good, learned about spiders and used damage eq for the first
time and teared like crazy. Now im dealing drugs. Hopefully I can find all the
potions (Thanks to Mizo's work) and then make some money this reinc. Soon to
be one of the only alchs doing large scale orders, we'll see. If it dosent
work
out then I will make enough cash from the potions to get some better eq and
try something else out, I'm thinking nomad.. not sure.

>http://www.bat.org/u/Bwx <---Info for first time reincers (me) 20-50m advice
>http://www.bat.org/u/ByJ <---'some tips for new reavers' donated by Glaurung
>http://www.bat.org/u/Bwz <---*NEW* guild skills/spells sorted by layer *NEW*

Killed robber from that event today, Blayke lead it:

1415: Strange looking man trying to sneak around
Shoprobber is DEAD, R.I.P.
You feel very lucky!

Blayke {wanted}: a service was done for batmud by the following brave 
men: yehat,requiem,sai,tixe,blackstar,gunk,blayke,vups,lilhomy
...much priase/dicksucking is appreciated

selling nice newbie demon with poor hp/sp/ep maxs but
high stats, offensive and regen bonuses:
 
61 hp - 126 sp - 50 ep 
22 letters
drains 50 sp with 3k sac points
++ to str, int, wis, and con.
Might: great
superb metabolism, sp regen and damage
great Int, fair endurance
skills: +mediocre resist entropy +mediocre terror
 
demon rating system: None < Terrible < Feeble < Poor < Mediocre
Fair < Good < Great < Superb. (from worst to weak, superb being best)

killed my clone today, released large amounts of reaver energy for it.
3668: Blackstar the Clone

lead and killed the Frog of war today.

The city guard shouts 'The frog is dead, thank Mogo, Blackstar, Transtar,
Tackle, Edrick, Amd and Korhan for slaying the beast'

Your available rank is:
1: [Reaver] Signifies you have destroyed EVERYTHING.

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE WHO CODED SWORD OF LAW I PAID FUCING 80K FOR THAT 
BULLSHIT GO TO WIELD IT AND IT FUCKING DESTS FUCK YOU I WANT TO BRUTALLY
ASS FUCK YOU TO COMPENSATE MY 80K IT FUCING BROKE IN MY HAND AND THEN 
IT HIT ME FOR 300 DAMAGE YOU DUMB ASS CUNT FUCKING SHIT DICK!!!!!!!!!!

reinced Ent yesterday, still reaver.. made 11m+ in my last reinc
and it was the longest reinc I was ever in almost 2 months. I wanted
more exprate/wis/size better skill/spell maxes etc and a change of
pace from centaur reaver priest, so this time its reaver spider.

[22:08]:Gore <sales>: Item #1 (out of a total of 1) in tonights grande
auction, 
on the 23rd day of the month of Blayhrr in the ungodly year 681... 
[22:09]:Gore <sales>: It's a black pearl. 

y r u so lame plz die bc i pwn j00 47 73h cs skillz!!!!!!111 kekekk3kk3kke plz
@find tehsex.rar thx. np k?

Today Favorit has removed the rating system, and now, frozen in time
you can see my high and mighty status secured. The worst poster ever.
I have accumulated a grand total of over 1200+ negative ratings since
the rating system's humble beginings. this is the last update of the 
top 10 worst poster list 'news botposter' as follows:

,--------------------------,
| Blackstar        | -1229 |
| Gotrek           |  -204 |
| Ssmud            |  -203 |
| Aceduck          |  -147 |
| Mrhurtyou        |  -131 |
| Jacen            |   -73 |
| Ramjett          |   -64 |
| Gorge            |   -64 |
| Saldas           |   -62 |
| Calmis           |   -62 |
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