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Posted: 23 Jul 2006 20:28 [ permalink ]
Upgraded the plan engine a bit. Now I'm storing a personal quota
of fingers, trying to favour plans you hadn't fingered yet.

Won't guarantee 100% coverage, but should lessen the repetition
of plans alot. (There is 2minute interval in the changes, so you
still might get the occasional plan from somebody elses "quota").

-Era of the idling
Posted: 27 Feb 2006 22:12 [ permalink ]
You touch your pulsing halo and quickly recite 'Ez' div'
Holy sparks fly around you as dazzling flash erupts from your Rosary of Truth
and strikes with sheer force upon Monolith.
The monolith shatters to pieces and out of falls several equipment pieces that
had been stored inside it. But the piece that catches your attention and
forces you stand a gape is a beautiful blue gem hovering a few meters above
the remains of the monolith. It's big as a human head and glows intensily....

Suddenly a red portal opens up and a beautiful and tall woman with pale golden
hair steps out. She is pale as the moon and has the eyes of a dusky evening
sky. She wears a leather armour and a deep crimson cloak. She smiles at you.

The woman says 'Bravely fought young ones. I'm truly impressed, I've known
that this stone existed in this cave for centuries. I haven't dared to
challenge the raw force of the stone-trolls myself. But this stone is not for
you. I'll take care of it, since it would probably destroy you lesser ones.'

She steps forward, snatches the gem and leaps into the portal that disappears
right after her. You gape still and you have no idea who she was or what that
stone was. Well there's plenty to loot still.
You utter a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
Monolith dies in a massive fit of convulsions.
Monolith is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 13 Feb 2006 21:09 [ permalink ]
Jokke slashes Asmodeus causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.

You gain 77 points of battle experience for leading this kill.

A large cavity replaces Asmodeus's chest.
Asmodeus is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 17 Jan 2006 23:41 [ permalink ]
Zenick fills up her cheeks with air and exhales 'zot mar nak grttzt'
Zenick grins as her electrocution hits Burglefloogah.
Burglefloogah glows with black light!
Burglefloogah unleashes a cloud of poisonous fumes.
Burglefloogah hits Cutter, Bleezuz, Norz, Grimpold, Dazzt, Zenick, Jokke,
Krokodiili and Era with its killing cloud.
Bleezuz's flex shield wobbles.
Jokke's flex shield wobbles.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
That really HURT!
You utter a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
The black light surrounding Burglefloogah dissipates.
You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Burglefloogah as it dies.
Burglefloogah is DEAD, R.I.P.

|  998812: a gargantuan slime-lizard sits here with bulbous belly, burping be
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Posted: 26 Dec 2005 03:31 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You thrust your hands forward and scream 'shar ryo den...Haa!'
The crackling small blue comet slams into your target and explodes in a
deafening bang!
You feel like you managed to channel additional POWER to your spell.
You watch with selfpride as your channelball hits Demon of fire.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
You hear a gentle, almost whispering voice say:
I see you defeated my guardian. Well then, come to me
little mortals and we shall see who is stronger. Come,
the wall of fire died with it's demon guardian. Come,
and join my army of undeads....HaHa HA HAHA HAHAHAHAA!

The hollow laughter gives you the creeps as you wonder who the voice belongs
to.
A large hole replaces Demon of fire's face.
Demon of fire is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 19 Dec 2005 21:19 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You clench your fists and scream 'grhagrhagrhagrah gra gra Hyaa!'
You flail your arms wildly as you throw DOZENS of fiery blasts until your
target is enveloped in a cloud of black smoke!
The blasts explode all around Nightmare, bursting into flames!
You watch with selfpride as your channelburn hits Nightmare.
Turmio utters a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
Kyynel utters a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
Nightmare staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.
Nightmare is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 13 Dec 2005 18:04 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You thrust your hands forward and scream 'shar ryo den...Haa!'
The torso-sized ball of glowing red power slams into your target and explodes
in a deafening bang!
You watch with selfpride as your channelball hits Stifsim.
Stifsim wails as Era's last blow sends it on its way to hell.
Jokke utters a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
YUCH, Stifsim's entrails spill all over the place.
Stifsim is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 29 Nov 2005 17:56 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You weave the Wrath with your hands and chant 'Khizanth Arachnidus Iracundus'
A wound opens on your palm and you guide the black blood at Melkior!
A shower of black blood flies from Era's palm at Melkior!
Hurin utters a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
A pixie appears on Xunisiih's shoulder, whispers something in her ear and
disappears with a tiny *poof*!
Melkior moves on to happier hunting grounds.
Melkior is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 03 Nov 2005 19:37 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You flap your arms and utter the magic words 'ghht mar nak grttzt'
You feel in contact with the essence of asphyxiation.
You watch with selfpride as your blast vacuum hits Shade.
Shade screams in pain.
Mithrandir's shade gets a sorrowful look in his eyes and keels over.

....................aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggghHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
 You hear the wailing of Nature as the prime defender of Nature, Mithradir the
 Druid GuildMaster's soul, is banished by evil Era and her cohorts.

Shade is dogfood.
Shade is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 22 Oct 2005 22:03 [ permalink ]
Era claps her hands and says 'fah mar nak grttzt'
Era grins as her lava blast hits Tiamat.
The sky flashes.
5h5l5h5l5h5lThe Last Incarnation of Tiamat is dead.

In a flash, a hole opens in the ground; it leads down...into a dark tunnel...
5h5l5h5l5h5lA familiar voice echoes in your head 'Is this the end...or just
the beginning?'
Tiamat has been DESTROYED!
You feel you have released **MEGA** quantities of destructive energy.
Your Kerbholz vibrates, but another one scores the kill of Tiamat.

| 2699996: The Final Incarnation of Tiamat, the Chromatic Dragon, looms above
Posted: 20 Oct 2005 01:47 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You roll your eyes wildly and exclaims 'gtzt mar nak grttzt'
You watch with selfpride as your golden arrow hits Zhentorian Captain.
Zhentorian Captain screams in pain.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
When the captain dies you see a portal open up in the
corner that leads back to BatCity.
The Zhentorian Captain has been killed!  With his death the large air ship
sails up from Central Square and off into the skies, to return to the island
of Zhentoria.  However there still may be some Zhentorian soldiers scattered
throughout the city.
YUCH, Zhentorian Captain's entrails spill all over the place.
Zhentorian Captain is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 28 Sep 2005 22:27 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You speak the ancient Word of Blasting 'hraugh'
A glowing yellow mystical symbol appears in the air before Ancient beholder.
You watch with selfpride as your word of blasting hits Ancient beholder.
A great magical burden has been lifted from your shoulders.
You score a KILLING BLOW on Ancient beholder!
You feel you have released HUGE(tm) quantities of destructive energy.
A large cavity replaces Ancient beholder's chest.
Ancient beholder is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 04 Sep 2005 20:14 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You speak the ancient Word of Blasting 'hraugh'
A glowing yellow mystical symbol appears in the air before Alexandra.
You watch with selfpride as your word of blasting hits Alexandra.
You score a KILLING BLOW on Alexandra!
You feel you have released HUGE(tm) quantities of destructive energy.
Alexandra starts levitating and vibrating violently...
Burglefloogah belches 'Die you balance whore, DIE!'
      ...and suddenly EXPLODES splattering her intestines all over you.


(3-man Alexandra with Beyond+Smoking)
Posted: 21 Aug 2005 23:17 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You speak the ancient Word of Blasting 'hraugh'
A glowing yellow mystical symbol appears in the air before Brother Maerius
Zedek.
You watch with selfpride as your word of blasting hits Brother Maerius Zedek.
Brother Maerius Zedek stops existing in this reality.
Brother Maerius Zedek is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 21 Aug 2005 17:43 [ permalink ]
You speak the ancient Word of Blasting 'hraugh'
A glowing yellow mystical symbol appears in the air before Archmage Sera.
You watch with selfpride as your word of blasting hits Archmage Sera.
Beyond utters a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
You score a KILLING BLOW on Archmage Sera!
You feel you have released HUGE(tm) quantities of destructive energy.
You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Archmage Sera as it dies.
Archmage Sera is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 17 Aug 2005 19:38 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You raise your Rosary of Truth while muttering 'Satan down'
Purifying forces gather inside you, ultimately dashing uncanny through your
Rosary of Truth as one big burst, brutally dismembering Demon of fire.
You hear a gentle, almost whispering voice say:
I see you defeated my guardian. Well then, come to me
little mortals and we shall see who is stronger. Come,
the wall of fire died with it's demon guardian. Come,
and join my army of undeads....HaHa HA HAHA HAHAHAHAA!

The hollow laughter gives you the creeps as you wonder who the voice belongs
to.
Druff utters a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
Demon of fire loses the privilege to live.
Demon of fire is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 09 Aug 2005 22:22 [ permalink ]
You start chanting.
You utter the holy words praising Las and zap spell dispel evil.
Holy sparks fly around you as dazzling flash erupts from your Rosary of Truth
and strikes mightily upon Demon of draen-dalar.
Red glow extracts from Demon of draen-dalar and gets sucked into your fuming
ruby.
Beyond utters a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Demon of draen-dalar as it dies.
Demon of draen-dalar is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 08 Aug 2005 21:53 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You rub your cross of Kofgaad while humbly reciting 'Ez' div'
White light tangles around you as dazzling flash erupts from your cross of
Kofgaad and strikes with blazing rage upon Morden the Shadowman.
ZSSUUUAASH! The magical reflector shield flashes and sizzles but holds still.
Rankku utters a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
Morden the Shadowman is dogfood.
Morden the Shadowman is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 04 Aug 2005 00:00 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You frantically swing Rosary of Truth and shriek 'Ez' div'
Heavenly aura surrounds you as you release the spell.
Waves of holy force enfold you as dazzling flash erupts from your Rosary of
Truth and strikes with immense power upon Shoprobber.
Shoprobber dies in a massive fit of convulsions.
Shoprobber is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 28 Jul 2005 01:06 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You mutter the magic words ' ¤Lassum¤ '
You are bathed in bright light as heavenly choir plays celestial fanfare. The
universe halts as WRATH OF LAS thunders through your sparkling Rosary of
Truth, cleansing Eater of the dead's soul by vaporizing the body!
ZSSUUUAASH! The magical reflector shield flashes and sizzles but holds still.
Gotrek's flex shield wobbles.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
That really HURT!
You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Eater of the dead as it dies.
Eater of the dead is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 13 Jul 2005 22:32 [ permalink ]
Dispel evil: ###
You skillfully cast the spell with greater haste.
You are done with the chant.
You wave furiously your Rosary of Truth and utter 'Ez' div'
Holy sparks fly around you as dazzling flash erupts from your Rosary of Truth
and strikes with sheer force upon Kitiara.
Kitiara grins defiantly and says 'I will get you back somehow.. all of you!!'
Kitiara dies in a massive fit of convulsions.
Kitiara is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 12 Jul 2005 19:52 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You roll your eyes while rubbing halo and sing out 'Ez' div'
Air crackles around you as dazzling flash erupts from your Rosary of Truth and
strikes with immense power upon Archmage Sera.
Archmage Sera's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green substance.
Archmage Sera is DEAD, R.I.P.