( Mixmaster) Erygon the Human mental toss flycoon

Entered: 38/125, Total: 39/130
 2  *  3  2  1  1  1  3  *  *  *  *  2 
 2  *  *  2  *  1  1  *  *  4  4  *  2 
 1  2  2  3  2  2  1  2  2  1  1  1  1 
 1  1  0  2  *  2  0  0  0  0  1  1  1 
 *  3  3  4  *  2  0  0  0  0  1  *  1 
 2  *  *  *  3  2  0  0  0  0  1  1  1 
 1  3  *  5  *  1  0  1  1  1  0  0  0 
 0  2  4  *  4  2  1  1  *  1  1  1  1 
 0  1  *  *  3  *  1  1  2  2  2  *  1 
 2  4  5  4  3  2  2  1  2  *  3  1  1 
 *  *  *  *  3  2  *  2  3  *  2  0  0 
 .  .  .  *  *  3  2  *  2  1  2  1  1 
<1> .  .  .  *  2  1  1  1  0  1  *  1

but

Voice booms: WELL DONE MORTAL, HERE IS YOUR REWARD.

Mouse squeaks like a mouse.

well fuck

Ramon tells you 'Special offer, Erygon's head for 26728 gold! That's 63% off

Bah, why would I pay someone to kill me, when I can do it myself? 8)

A huge meteor shower strikes and you are hit!
That really HURT!
Your skin is CHARRED severely!
0/280 [-280]

Am I lucky or is max damage maxhp? :o

1089/1242 [-23] 553/553 [] 302/407 []
Guard is noticeably hurt (60%).
Guard is in excellent shape (100%).
You are not doing anything at the moment.
use assault at 
You start concentrating on the skill.
Guard shouts: Kill! Kill! Kill!.
Guard fills up his cheeks with air and exhales 'fzz zur semen'
Guard's fingertips are surrounded with swirling ENERGY as he casts the spell.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
Unseen BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell!
An acid arrow hits you.
That really HURT! 
Your skin MELTS exposing your internal organs!
You are knocked off your mount!
You grab bit and leather bridle as you fall. 
You lose your concentration and cannot do the skill.
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain. 

You die.

eipä suotta Kill! Kill! Kill!

20160620:
Astrocreep shouts 'Zumbalo bites the dust!'

20160622:
Grieg shouts 'Zumbalo died like a DOG!'

20160623:
Uhumies shouts 'Someone just made my day!'
Info: Zumbalo dies.

20160628:
Moradin shouts 'Zumbalo should stick to PIGEONS! I want a tougher challenge!'

20160816:
Frogger shouts 'Someone drowned in his own blood!'
Info: Zumbalo dies.

20160822:
Insects shouts 'Zumbalo is in a much warmer place now!'

20160824:
Wildboars shouts 'Zumbalo should learn to use consider!'

20160930:
Melattaja shouts 'Zumbalo is a LOSER!'

?umbalo (tunes): say you need 1x full level guard to block all direction, so
minimum is 2 guard if there is 2 direction and no one cant go through those
(at least by soloing).  so if you invest 1-2m to guards, you should be safe.
Just remember dont but guards to same room with chests without lock :D

Church of all Gods.
This is the main hall of the church of all Gods. A clock on the wall shows the
uptime of the mud. A poster explaining the upcoming events is posted on the
wall and a golden plaque with names on it hanging beside it. Several doorways
leave out from here.
Obvious exits are: n, s, w and e.
Whirling Portal
a board of current events
A holy altar emitting peace around it
Guest-3 the Player
Larppa Nuudelipää the Titan is too ninja to care
Voronoi Ropotti the Human Robber Goblin (fat)
Thukydides the Ent
Angfer the Minotaur
Koraf McGoatface the Barsoomian boar [Rider:Xortoth] (horny)
Nasu, the Boatcon'2016 prophet (spokesmascot)
...


The magical glow on Empyrean dims slightly and the time seems to freeze.
Something supernatural is going to take place here.

Zillion tiny glowing particles materialize out of nowhere and begin to whirl
in the midair. The furious show of these glowing spots cast fiery shadows to
dance on the diamond surface of the Empyrean. Little by little they form the
shape of Anvil, Hammer and Star, the ancient symbols of Paladins.

..The sudden silence makes you feel uneasy..

Suddenly the earth beings to tremple. Fiery flames
strike down from the Heavens and burn everything on their path.

                    The Wrath 
                       of 
                     Faerwon 
               A N N I H I L A T E S 

Guest-6 is so fragile that it shatters to pieces from the damage.
The fire of holy Warfare BURNS you!
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
Guest-3 is so fragile that it shatters to pieces from the damage.
*A Phoenix squawks at Nasu
Blood pours from your wounds!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Blood pours from your wounds!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Link Death arrives on his black stallion and carries Took away!
Blood pours from your wounds!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You die.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.
Took tells you 'omg guy I am so sorry'
Took tells you 'went to ld and hit my empy special on the action bar'

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The reels score the partial JACKPOT of 255479 gold coins!
Congratulations!!!
You can hear Erygon bathing in a big pile of coins!

whii

A small dirty cave.
You've stumbled into a dark and dirty cave. The floor is covered with rat
droppings. The smell is just horrible. There are some scribblings on the wall,
looks like they've been written with a piece of coal.
Obvious exit is: west.
Sniffles the Ratman

You hold the lily close to you.
You feel a warm feeling. This is the room.

Nice place for a liberator mission. :)

kill lich
********************** Round 1 **********************
You tear Lich causing a limb to fly off.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Smiling devilishly you savagely shave Lich causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
Serena the apprentice armoursmith joins your ghost army. (id: 114)
Feeling that the new ghost is similar but stronger than ghost of Adriana you
quickly dismiss the weaker one.
Williams the apprentice peasant joins your ghost army. (id: 63) 
Lich staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.
Lich is DEAD, R.I.P.

She must have been good tennis player.

?arund [newbie]: what does \8O/ mean?
?arund [newbie]: why do ppl make stupid crap like that everytime they ask for
a spider demon?

8O

Aech attacks Vlad!
There is a fierce combat going on here, beware!
Aech lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
Aech moves on to happier hunting grounds.
Aech is DEAD, R.I.P.
Vlad shouts 'Aech dies from a single blow, well almost at least!'
Aech's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.
Aech arrives through a loophole in space-time continuum.
The corpse starts to move.
Vlad mocks 'Bonjour, Aech. So we meet again, eh?'
There is a fierce combat going on here, beware!
Aech lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
Aech gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.
Aech is DEAD, R.I.P.
Vlad shouts 'Aech's BLOOD tasted good!'
Aech's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.
There is a fierce combat going on here, beware!
Vlad utters the magic words 'huumeet miehen tiella pitaa'
Aech smiles happily.
Vlad utters the magic words 'vaka vanha vainamoinen'
Vlad claps its hands and whispers 'PAF PAF PAF!'
Vlad casts a harming spell on Aech.
Vlad claps its hands and whispers 'PAF PAF PAF!'
Vlad casts a harming spell on Aech.
Vlad waggles his unibrow.
The rain seems to be getting lighter.
Vlad utters the magic words 'huumeet miehen tiella pitaa'
Aech smiles happily.
look
 ........*........   Loc:    E'siris (Crossing of Time ln and Void blvd)
 ##.####...###.###   Exits:  nw, n, ne, w, e, sw, s, se
  |.#  |..g# #.#
 ##.|  #...#-#.#     You are standing on a street in E'siris. The cobblestone
 #..####%c%....#-#   road narrows here and you have to squeeze your way
 ........@..c.....   through. Many people are travelling back and forth and
 #.#-###%.%######-   this whole area is bustling with activity. Rain drums
 #.#   #..%#   #     the ground from a still, cloudy sky.
 #.#   #g.%#   #
 #.###-#...##-####
 ........*........
a cart labeled 'Nyriori's Hardware and Salves' (9 items)
a cart labeled 'crappi' (8 items)
a cart labeled 'Sekundaer's Prime Wares' (1 item)
a board of current events
A huge emerald archway (open)
a brass street lamp
Ghost of Aech
Vlad the Inhaler, the slavic golem
Vlad utters the magic words 'huumeet miehen tiella pitaa'
Aech smiles happily.
hmm
You 'hmmmm' for a moment.
look at aech
Ghost of Aech.
He has a scar on his left leg, nose, left arm, right hand and right cheek.
He is in very bad shape.
    Aech's equipment:
Head: a fur helmet
Neck: Collar of the CatDemon
Amulet: shadow scarab
Cloak: fur wings
Wielded in right hand: a fine looking pitch black scimitar <red glow>
Wielded in left hand: a steel target shield
Both legs and upper body: a steel o-yoroi
finger aech
Aech is a level 20 mortal of the Elf race.
He was created Sun Jan 03 17:42:53 2016 and he is 1d, 22h, 49min and 19s old.
He has been on for 1h, 1min and 46s, idle 2min and 14s.
He has killed: a hellhound pup [chained to the back.., 1596 exp
He has no plan.
Vlad claps its hands and whispers 'PAF PAF PAF!'
Vlad casts a harming spell on Aech.
scan aech
Aech is near death (5%). (5 scars)
Vlad utters the magic words 'huumeet miehen tiella pitaa'
Aech smiles happily.
Vlad claps its hands and whispers 'PAF PAF PAF!'
Vlad casts a harming spell on Aech.
Vlad utters the magic words 'huumeet miehen tiella pitaa'
The rain stops.
Vlad claps its hands and whispers 'PAF PAF PAF!'
Vlad casts a harming spell on Aech.
Vlad utters the magic words 'vaka vanha vainamoinen'
Vlad utters the magic words 'huumeet miehen tiella pitaa'
Vlad utters the magic words 'vaka vanha vainamoinen'
Vlad claps its hands and whispers 'PAF PAF PAF!'
Vlad casts a harming spell on Aech.
Vlad utters the magic words 'vaka vanha vainamoinen'
Vlad utters the magic words 'vaka vanha vainamoinen'
Vlad utters the magic words 'huumeet miehen tiella pitaa'
Aech smiles happily.
Vlad utters the magic words 'vaka vanha vainamoinen'
Vlad claps its hands and whispers 'PAF PAF PAF!'
Vlad casts a harming spell on Aech.
Vlad claps its hands and whispers 'PAF PAF PAF!'
Vlad casts a harming spell on Aech.
Vlad utters the magic words 'vaka vanha vainamoinen'
Vlad utters the magic words 'vaka vanha vainamoinen'
Vlad hesitates as it casts entropy.
You feel older.
********************** Round 1 **********************
Vlad hits Erygon thrice making rib bones snap and crack.
818/993 [-206] 639/639 [] 387/387 [] $:70 xp:573 [] W:20 dex cr:1,1 t:01:06
Vlad is in excellent shape (100%).
You are not doing anything at the moment.
********************** Round 2 **********************
Vlad hits Erygon thrice making rib bones snap and crack.
443/937 [-375] 639/639 [] 387/387 [] $:0+70 xp:573 [] W:20 dex cr:1,1 t:01:06
Vlad is in excellent shape (100%).
You are not doing anything at the moment.
south

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11:56   26520: A black snake
12:02    2218: A black snake

on juhlat loppuneet

2015-09-27:
(15:47) Guardnw shouts 'I butchered Zumbalo for breakfast, who's up for
dinner?'
(15:47) Guardnw shouts 'Harmi, no hard feelings, ok? *cackle*'
(15:47) Guardnw shouts 'Crx died like a DOG!'

(16:28) Guardsouth shouts 'Crx no longer causes lag!'
(16:28) Guardsouth shouts 'Harmi bites the dust!'
(16:29) Guardsouth shouts 'Thanks Zumbalo, I still need 5k for next level!'

2015-07-07:
(01:25) Safety shouts 'Zumbalo died like a DOG!'
(01:25) Safety shouts 'I butchered Crusifer for breakfast, who's up for
dinner?'

(11:19) Land shouts 'Burn in hell, Zumbalo!'
(11:20) Land shouts 'Crusifer's BLOOD tasted good!'
(11:40) Land shouts 'Zumbalo, I rather enjoyed killing you!'
(11:40) Land shouts 'I hope you have life insurance, Crusifer!'

After only one hour of running in the swamps, I managed to find one blood
moss. #fun

After a hard and fair struggle a competing mortal has reached the end
of the gauntlet. As usual after someone has won the gauntlet there are
some angry screams from the gods who had placed their bet on the wrong
mortal. But, as always, things cool down quickly and the gods award the
winning mortal. Congratulations Erygon!
Info: The gauntlet event has ended.

You are done with the chant.
You make a sweeping arc with one hand and grunt 'grinurb sdan imflagrum'
You hurl dozens of globes of sizzling blue fire towards your enemies, which
explode on contact!
Bat is enveloped in fire and smoke!
The razor bat flashes with unnatural energy and gets back up! 
Bat screams in pain. 
Bat is enveloped in fire and smoke!
The razor bat flashes with unnatural energy and gets back up! 
Bat screams in pain. 
Bat is enveloped in fire and smoke!
The razor bat flashes with unnatural energy and gets back up! 
Bat screams in pain. 
380/392 [-12] 1334/1497 [-163] 239/246 [-6]
******************** Round 2 (1) ********************
Erygon hits Bat once making small marks.
Bat hits Erygon once causing a small scratch.
Bat hits Erygon once causing a small scratch.
Bat hits Erygon once causing a small scratch.
Bat hits Erygon once causing a small scratch.
352/392 [-28] 1334/1497 [] 239/246 []  
Bat is in excellent shape (100%).
Bat is near death (-75%).
Bat is near death (-125%).
Bat is near death (-60%).
Bat is in excellent shape (100%).
Bat is in excellent shape (100%).
You are not doing anything at the moment.

Ok.

Drain room amounts per room type
95 skills, 90 drain room, 241 int 

jungle/valley:              84sp
fields/deep forest:         66sp
forest/plains:              34sp
highlands/swamp:            22sp
pcity:                      16sp
beach:                      2sp 
river/sea/shore/ice fields: no magic
shoreline/ruins/tundra:     -5sp
desert:                     -10sp !

Trees and deposits give extra sp

gems:                       +50sp
trees/herbs:                +25sp
metals/stone:               +20sp

The bucket is made of brass. It is full of holes and it probably won't even
hold water.
It is completely full of water.
This item is in superb condition.
It looks light weight.

Can you find white buffalo with natural transformation?

| Natural transformation          90% -  964     906   93.98% |

122 full-grown buffalos
53 young buffalos
0 white buffalos

uaa

You hit Spiky hedgehog, Small pig, Furry squirrel, Small fieldmouse, Small
chipmunk, Furry squirrel, Small chipmunk, Grown-up fox, Furry squirrel, Ugly
magpie, Spiky hedgehog, Young buffalo, Ugly magpie, Spiky hedgehog and Small
chipmunk with your earthquake.

More damage testing
lblades 100, mastery of mounted combat 100, combat riding 95
Mount: frost gryphon
Weapon: Serpentyne

95% power slash
181 str, 251 dex: (82+125+139+140+157+142) 130 avg
194 str, 185 dex: (102+148+105+134) 122

90% precise slash
194 str, 185 dex: (160+139+154+139) 148

100% assault
194 str, 185 dex: (240+244+224+268) 244 avg

Target was naked elf. (slurp)

Mid-reinc knight damage testing.
Weapon: Serpentyne
Skills: power slash 90%, lblades 90%, blade of the herald 90%
Str: 162, Dex: 110, Con: 93, Int: 76 Wis: 66

132+124+93+153+145 avg 129

Dex: 136
123+116+129+136 avg 126

precise slash 90%, Dex: 110
140+129+117+103+133 avg 124

brb crying