[23:37]:Fuser {party}: Shar: hopefully this is prot session that takes 10 mins
and it dies in 3 rounds
********************* Round 3 *********************
Tiamat is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Nillirou's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.
Your kerbholz whispers to your ear 'Mmh.. We are one step closer to capturing
them all, mortal. Only 2 monsters remain.'
Suddenly a dark shadow passes over the moon and the earth shakes violently. A
horrible roar, which soon rises to a high pitched wail, comes from the lair of
Kizarwexius. The moon turns red. Kizarwexius has been slain by Fuser.
Trilloch does a little dance and chants 'uumshaba mutaba n'gana hey presto!'
Trilloch hesitates as he casts minijump self.
Trilloch takes a hop backwards and vanishes with a *BAMF*
You feel somehow elated by this kill! As if dragon slaying taught you
something new... Or made learning easier... Something...
You feel more pure and closer to Las.
You hear a deep thunderous boom, which must have come from the ruby! As it
continues to spin, it grows larger, gradually deforming to match the shape of
the belt. It descends, until it finally disappears into the molten metal. With
a final burst of cold air, everything solidifies, and gives no hint of its
previous liquid form.
Ruuben tells you 'CONGRATULATIONS! Few have ever possessed a creation such as
this, I hope you find it of continual aid in your endeavors. I know you will
do the Merchant's Guild proud.'
Ruuben [merchant]: All hail Fuser!!! He has truly earned the rank of Master
Merchant, and built for himself an incredibly powerful toolbelt!
It posses following powers bestowed upon it by the Maker himself.
[E] [*********-] Convert 14% of 'wis' (up to 400 stat) as extra spell damage
[L] [********--] Increase all skills by awesome amount
[R] [*******---] Increase stun resistance by excellent amount
[U] [***-------] Increase shield dices by average and rolls by pathetic
amount
[U] [*******---] Increase 'siz' stat by incredible amount
Sister Bernadette says, 'EXCELLENT you have found all the pieces of
Angelique's Cross.
Sister Bernadette throws the pieces high in the air and claps her hands
together. A bright flash takes over as the parts join together forming a
brilliant Cross pulsing white holy force. Angelique's cross falls in
Bernadette's hand.
Sister Bernadette says, 'You have done well and are a credit to the guild.'
Sister Valentina puffs to your environment and says, 'MAGNIFICENT you have
found Angelique's Cross, With this Cross I can send the whole army of Darkness
to unhappier hunting grounds.'
Sister Valentine says, 'Here is your award.'
Sister Valentina gives you the Cross of Clouds
* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Angelique's cross'*
The Moment Has Arrived! The Big Jackpot Drawing For:
BONGO's ELECTRUM PLATED EXPERIENCE BONANZA!!!!
After careful scientific and statistical studies were made,
it was decided seers would study the used toilet paper of a rabbit
and divine the true winner. After careful study and much
bickering as to the nature of life, the Winner was found to be
Dutois!!!!!
Congratulations! You have just completed 'Epic voyage'
Your water entity will now perform skills faster.
You are now considered a Master of the rift worlds and have earned some
additional focus points!
You feel more pure and closer to Las.
You feel more pure and closer to Las.
Your kerbholz whispers to your ear 'Mmh.. We are one step closer to capturing
them all, mortal. Only 4 monsters remain.'
The magic mist around the dead Khalun's neck leaps to your Kerbholz. Your
Kerbholz first vibrates, then shakes, but the magic mist escapes.
Your kerbholz whispers to your ear 'Mmh.. We are one step closer to capturing
them all, mortal. Only 5 monsters remain.'
Your kerbholz whispers to your ear 'Mmh.. We are one step closer to capturing
them all, mortal. Only 6 monsters remain.'
Once again you find yourself in a hate fueled dream. It is then Apollyon
appears before you.
Apollyon explains, 'Master, our demonic bond is now complete. But I still
cannot be freed from my prison. Master, I present you with a new ability.. the
ability to enter the realm of the demons. It is only here where our strength
can reach its peak and I may some day become free to travel between these
worlds.'
And as he finishes his last word, the demon is gone. The demon spoke of the
world of the demons; what is this place? Should you dare attempt to travel
there?
Your bond with Apollyon becomes stronger as you reach demonic bond level 5.
The demonic bond is complete.
Your dagger now has the ability to slice a tear in the fabric of time, opening
a portal to the demon world.
Your dagger is now attuned to killing humans.
Definitely a good motivator for exp.
Abigail, the abbess [nun]: Sister Fuser has passed Holy Trial I. Las be
praised!
Cross of Kofgaad turns to dust.
* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Holy Trial I: Righteous
Scholar'*
The magic mist around the dead Demilich Ogaitnas Iuqnarf's neck leaps to your
Kerbholz. Your Kerbholz first vibrates, then shakes, but the magic mist
escapes.
Your kerbholz whispers to your ear 'Mmh.. We are one step closer to capturing
them all, mortal. Only 7 monsters remain.'
You feel more pure and closer to Las.
You feel more pure and closer to Las.
In the midst of battle, you slit your foe's juglar vein, spraying streams of
warm blood. It's all as if you were in a dream - as the blood splatters
slower, and slower, until you seem to be viewing a picture perfect murder
scene. And then you realize, time has stopped.
Apollyon steps from the shadows. Now more visible and more real than ever.
Apollyon looks more human-like and less grotesque. He speaks to you..
Apollyon says, 'I come to you, my master. Our bond is stronger than ever. You
can now call for me. I cannot stay in your world forever but I may help you
spill the blood of our enemies.'
Then Apollyon grabs the wrist which you wield the Dagger of Last Rites. The
dagger then glows and begins to radiate waves of energy.
He then disappears.
You find yourself back in battle; time rapidly speeds back up to a normal
battle cadence. You follow through the the dagger, visciously beheading your
foe in a merciless act of cruelty.
Your bond with Apollyon becomes stronger as you reach demonic bond level 4.
Apollyon now helps control your strikes and can help you critically behead
foes.
The blade now strongly radiates psionic energy when you strike.
You feel more experienced in leading.
Moonrind has lost a good part of its bark and foliage.
Moonrind chants 'woodis leggis' and turns into a tree!
You stop fighting - no sense whacking a tree.
The magic mist around the dead Moonrind's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.
First time trying that, thanks fellas for sticking it out.
| Arcanine | OOooooooooo!::::.................................. | Pleased |
(29140)
| Aerith | OOOooo!!!!!!!:::::::.............................. | Pleased |
(33770)
| Blastoise | oooooo!!!!!!::,,,................................. | Pleased |
(6623)
| Rhydon | OOOooo!!!!::...................................... | Pleased |
(33420)
| Koffing | OOOOOoooo......................................... | Pleased |
(54000)
You give a blindingly bright rift spark to Shaman.
Congratulations! You have just completed 'Suck it up'
The ability your entities have of absorbing critical hits has increased.
You have just advanced to the next level of tasks and gained some focus
points!
Ghost of Broetchen {party}: I'll get coffee while omnos sorts out piss-issue
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| Entity | Power | Humour |
|-----------+----------------------------------------------------+---------|
| Arcanine | Ooooooooo!!!!::::................................. | Pleased |
| Aerith | Oooo!!!!!!!!:,,,,................................. | Pleased |
| Blastoise | ooo!!!!:,,,....................................... | Pleased |
| Rhydon | oooo!!!!::::::::.................................. | Pleased |
| Magic | oooo!!:::::::,,,.................................. | Pleased |
|-----------+----------------------------------------------------+---------|
You feel more pure and closer to Las.
Stylus (party): find scroll->label scroll as penis pics->give scroll to
fuser->Fuser looks at scroll->faggot
Sister Alysia smiles at you and says, 'You did a good job and your final
points were 6788577 points and you lasted 20 rounds'
Sister Alysia smiles at you and says, 'Congratulation! You made it to the
plaque'
Sister Alysia smiles at you and states, 'Excellent work! You have achieved the
highest score and are thus in favour of Las!
[Tue May 07 06:16:44 2019 Nun inform ]
Sister Fuser is now the new Master of Holy Battlegrounds!
As a master of holy battlegrounds you are granted divine powers.
A flash takes over and Alysia is bathed in a bright light.
Probably won't last long, but was fun to try.
You feel more pure and closer to Las.
You feel more pure and closer to Las.
You feel more pure and closer to Las.
You feel more pure and closer to Las.
You feel more pure and closer to Las.
You feel more pure and closer to Las.
You feel more pure and closer to Las.
Pisano suddenly declares with a booming voice: '*DETROUN* *OODRA* *FYNDELAE*
*ODAE*'!
Pisano grins as its electrocution hits G'naa'Byeh.
G'naa'Byeh's flex shield wobbles.
Marvin the grandmaster peasant joins your ghost army. (id: 14)
You have a new party kill option for top10!
You feel more experienced in leading.
You get bad vibrations as G'naa'Byeh's spine snaps with an audible *SNAP*.
G'naa'Byeh is DEAD, R.I.P.
You feel slightly better at fighting with a soul mount.
The magic mist around the dead G'naa'Byeh's neck leaps to Caveron's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead G'naa'Byeh's neck leaps to Xortoth's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead G'naa'Byeh's neck leaps to Pisano's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead G'naa'Byeh's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.
The magic mist around the dead G'naa'Byeh's neck leaps to Ewige's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead G'naa'Byeh's neck leaps to Sparhawk's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead G'naa'Byeh's neck leaps to Drifter's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead G'naa'Byeh's neck leaps to Omnos's Kerbholz.
First time leading it, less than 5h. Thanks guys for playing well and hanging
tough.
Experience gained: 13731948
An ethereal blue scalpel appears in Malarion's hand.
Malarion orders you to lie down, all the while fondling his cleaver. You lie
down, hesitantly. Then, Malarion sits on top of you, making you more or less
unable to move. Suddenly he swings with the
cleaver, severing your arm off! You howl in pain, blood flying everywhere.
Another blow follows, this time with the haft of the cleaver, to your head,
and you fall into blessed unconsciousness. When
you wake up, you notice your arm has been replaced with a glass one. It seems
the operation was success, after all.
You lose your concentration and cannot do the skill.
You feel your head clearing up.
A black king seeking to rule the world
Asmodeus, the Overworld of all the dukes of Hell
Khalun the skaven warlord, leader of the invasion horde
Kizarwexius the moondragon sways above you, smoking rising from her nostrils
and acid dripping from her fangs
Lesser demon of draen-dalar
Origo, the colossal Red Dragon
Sable Bladetree, lord high ranger
The Demilich Ogaitnas Iuqnarf (undead)
The Grand Master Torturer
The spirit of Master Warlock
Tyranicus Karakurt the king of the lizard men
Umegord Cadelannon the Warrior King of Calythien
Sister Abigail, the abbess of nuns shouts, 'Behold mortals, Sister
Fuser has been promoted to elder nun'.
[Thu Dec 06 21:37:39 2018 Nun inform ]
Sister Fuser has been promoted to elder.
Abbess Abigail tells you, 'CONGRATULATION! sister. Your efforts have not been
vain and the long and hard journey you have done to get this position has
ended. The sisterhood now recognizes you as an elder nun and as a token I hand
you this fat ruler. It was used in the dawn of nuns by Sisters of Kofgaad a
long long time ago. Carry it with pride.'
Congratulations! You have just completed Path to sainthood!
Thank you to everyone who helped out.
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| Party Name: H O K U T E N (Members: 5) | Exp Tot: 6193283
|
| Created: Thu Feb 15 03:01:57 2018 ( 0h 57m 53s) | Exp/min: 106780
|
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| Place Name Status HP SP EP | Lvl | Experience
|
|========================================================|=====|==============|
| 1.2 Fuser ldr 1307(1307) 39( 39) 99(458) | 91 | 1511959
|
| ?.? Aimar mbr 1362(1364) 46( 46) 114(435) | 89 | 1148426
|
| ?.? Astralji mbr 538( 538) 539( 998) 256(262) | 100 | 1249662
|
| ?.? Pisano mbr 451( 506) 216(1490) 258(282) | 100 | 1233417
|
| ?.? Stylus mbr 1161(1255) 48( 48) 300(577) | 80 | 1049819
|
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| 13:11 42075: a huge spider hangs from the ceiling
|
| 13:12 40123: large steel boiler standing over the down exit
|
| 13:14 84484: a flying six-pointed crystalline creature
|
| 13:14 37049: silver-furred wolf
|
| 13:15 27816: silver-furred wolf
|
| 13:16 103713: large blue snake-tailed, snake-haired woman
|
| 13:17 132285: a huge giant squid reaches out from the pool
|
| 13:20 214649: huge four-headed carnivorous plant
|
| 13:20 45953: Ghost of Chocolate
|
| 13:21 185727: the ghostly form of a minotaur
|
| 13:26 234451: giant red humanoid with flaming hair
|
| 13:28 294762: house-sized blob of translucent yellow-green goo
|
| 14:08 204607: a large spherical beholder hovers here
|
| 14:59 317298: tall human in a black suit
|
| 17:30 97732: a bizarre monster is pawing at the ground
|
| 17:30 155601: Trilloch Haz-gon the grey Elf
|
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You unleash the ghost army upon your enemies! Under the command of Charlotte
the ghosts assault Shattered soul, Shattered soul and G'naa'Byeh! Ghostly
faces appear here and there, wailing mercilessly while shredding flesh and
bone alike with their ghostly hands. A chill runs through your spine, a chill
of pride and fear. There is a great concentration of ghosts on all of the
targets, great success! You feel like the ghosts dealt unbelieveable damage.
Shattered soul is destroyed! It shatters into tiny pieces that fall on the
ground and vanish in a burst of magic. You see wounds appear on G'naa'Byeh!
You manage to capture part of the released magic.
Shattered soul is destroyed! It shatters into tiny pieces that fall on the
ground and vanish in a burst of magic. You see wounds appear on G'naa'Byeh!
You manage to capture part of the released magic.
Jeremy the grandmaster priest joins your ghost army. (id: 46)
The scales of your tail grow slightly thicker!
Kharadus utters a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
You have a new party kill option for top10!
A large cavity replaces G'naa'Byeh's chest.
G'naa'Byeh is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead G'naa'Byeh's neck leaps to Hymn's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead G'naa'Byeh's neck leaps to Xyloid's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead G'naa'Byeh's neck leaps to Kharadus's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead G'naa'Byeh's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.
The magic mist around the dead G'naa'Byeh's neck leaps to Hauhto's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead G'naa'Byeh's neck leaps to Croesus's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead G'naa'Byeh's neck leaps to Blayke's Kerbholz.
The magic mist around the dead G'naa'Byeh's neck leaps to Trement's Kerbholz.
Ruffneck tells you 'gotrek just logs on says fuck you all and goes off :)'
You observe your skill attempt: #
Bazil fakes a bad dodge which Regnar tries to exploit...
Bazil lets out a fierce cry which seems to scare Regnar
Bazil shoves Regnar hard.
Bazil hits Regnar with Mace of the Barbarian Lords
Bazil hits Regnar with a silvery bastard sword
Bazil has Regnar in the exact position she wants him to be. Bazil goes
'GOTCHA!' and strikes her weapon into Regnar's skull putting the central nerve
system out of order.
Bazil manages to give Regnar a nasty bleeding cut.
Pirutar claps her hands and says (acid blast)
As Pirutar casts the spell, she pulls out a handful of olivine powder which
bursts into a million prismatic starbursts.
Pirutar grins as her acid blast hits Regnar.
The air before Pirutar becomes electrified and crackles with pure POWER.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
Unseen BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell!
YUCH, Regnar's entrails spill all over the place.
Regnar is DEAD, R.I.P.
| 02:17 1110338: G'naa'Byeh, the fallen demon Emperor of the Twilight
|
(04:53) Gotrek tells you 'fuck that niggercon!'
(04:53) Gotrek tells you 'go listen to Joan and be a king'
(04:54) Gotrek tells you 'im so dasdfrunk i put my gf to sleep 2hrs ag oand im
stil trying to so ber up becau se i ha te sleepinag drunk'
(04:54) Gotrek tells you 'GHGGsadf'
(04:55) Gotrek tells you 'indd niggerz rule'
(04:55) Gotrek tells you 'went to wecddding party yorday, met newly immigrated
egyptian'
(04:55) Gotrek tells you 'the dude spoke swedish after 8 months in the countr,
fuckin sik'
(04:55) Gotrek tells you 'his name was muhammed ofc'
(04:56) Gotrek tells you 'ja he was cool, if i was any more gay i would rape
him'
| 08:27 1044744: Henry Amberley, defender of the Amberleys
|
Fucking....win.
Had clan plate <3
523627: A towering demon, swatched in black
First time leading that, thanks Ewige for help.
Led Akira, Diced First.
483221: Akira the aged Spirit King of Kara-Tur
685044: Lord Necorp, the leech Mindcrafter
Grokh shouts 'Fuser WINS THE CRITTER HUNT!'
Your reputation improves.
Congratulations! You have just completed Critter hunt!
Final scores:
Killers Kills
Fuser 229
Panthos 76
Grokh shouts 'The Critter Hunt ends!'
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| Party Name: k (Members: 4) | Exp Tot: 11985851
|
| Created: Sat Jul 02 17:56:30 2011 ( 2h 55m 4s) | Exp/min: 68101
|
|========================================================|====================|
| Place Name Status HP SP EP | Lvl | Experience
|
|========================================================|=====|==============|
| 1.1 Sarmangoth fol 1116(1116) 40( 40) 429(429) | 100 | 1717930
|
| 1.2 Ruffneck fol 1272(1293) 43( 43) 235(427) | 100 | 2980252
|
| 1.3 Fuser fol 1137(1137) -64( 43) 345(414) | 71 | 2409759
|
| 2.2 Vesku ldr 883( 883) 246(1381) 265(270) | 100 | 3646307
|
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Experience gained: 5043711
Experience lost: 0
Experience spent: 5046812
You are in the local prison.
There are no exits.
Blayke Badass the Battle Moomin Commissar of Chaos < Hokuten >
Man this sucks.
[14:26]:Tarken <party>: I think that's as many digits long as I can go
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| Party Name: ahso (Members: 4) | Exp Tot: 0
|
| Created: Tue Jun 14 14:03:33 2011 ( 0h 23m 11s) | Exp/min: 0
|
|========================================================|====================|
| Place Name Status HP SP EP | Lvl | Experience
|
|========================================================|=====|==============|
| 1.1 Fuser fol 1121(1121) 43( 43) 341(411) | 60 | 0
|
| 1.2 Gunk ldr 1128(1128) 33( 33) 419(419) | 100 | 0
|
| 2.1 Nikana fol 959( 959) 391( 391) 441(441) | 99 | 0
|
| ?.? Tarken mbr 136849113482016(136849113482016) 104378464571872(1043
7
8464571872) 52189232285532(52189232285532) | 115 | 0 |
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1107986: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood (June 05)
146249: Fazid, the chief of mages (June 05)
Nikana (party): lets go get fuser killed
Nikana (party): mustard? i'm keptup, motherfucker!
Session summary:
Time: 11 hours 38 minutes 38 seconds
Experience gained: 5002573
Experience lost: 260
Experience spent: 4966553
Gold difference: +327518.00
New areas explored: 93
| 01:26 26781: a baboon guard
|
| 01:39 446835: a baboon guard
|
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Grokh shouts 'Delita WINS THE CRITTER HUNT!'
Your reputation improves.
Congratulations! You have just completed Critter hunt!
Final scores:
Killers Kills
Air 104
Cigar 44
Woocca 124
Delita 316
Grokh shouts 'The Critter Hunt ends!'
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| Party Name: . (Members: 2) | Exp Tot: 4475818
|
| Created: Sun Aug 15 23:14:34 2010 ( 2h 24m 36s) | Exp/min: 30867
|
|========================================================|====================|
| Place Name Status HP SP EP | Lvl | Experience
|
|========================================================|=====|==============|
| 1.1 Delita fol 716(1062) 28( 28) 309(409) | 93 | 2101511
|
| 1.2 Dutois ldr 778(1062) 31( 31) 250(417) | 100 | 2374307
|
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860633: A towering demon, swathed in black [legion+]
The Moment Has Arrived! The Big Jackpot Drawing For:
NASU's TASK POINT LOTTERY has been completed!!
And the Winner is: Delita!!!!!
152984: Dr. Livingstone, the famous zoologist and explorer
454399: Odo, the brave hunter
359139: huge, imposing looking orc male
70817: the Aurak Commander of the elite guard is here, guarding the treasure
1255332: Dag Dag Schwingenator, ruler of Magerathia
963140: Tendin Roep, head guard of Magerathia
Dag Dag {party}: What the fuck kind of party name is 'sausage factory'?
765645: the black dread
892748: Tom Bombadil is here feeding birds and bunnies.
326444: A darkly brooding drow fighter sits here.
486652: Listar the Forgetful, sparks crackling about his robe
382287: Nosractik, the king of the orcs
117905: Fazid, the chief of mages
1324989: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows