[100d&p 105cs 35%pr] +mount
[200+str] [100size] [teeth & horny]
[300+wis] [130% habo] [meta & ql]

Cackling devilishly you REALLY SLAM Guardian with shield causing heart tissue
to fly everywhere.

Zin <sales>: oh fuck me sideways

You tell Drakhan 'i have ancient drake'
(11:14) Drakhan tells you 'spamming a litle if your ready?'
(11:14) @Drakhan This tabard was made for Prince Charming's valiant steed, the
Mighty
(11:14) @Drakhan Charger, by the ever so industrious fairies. The silk of the
tabard is
(11:14) @Drakhan magically treated, making it both light and protective. The
magic of the
(11:14) @Drakhan tabard has also another uses -- it can be invoked to reform
the tabard to
(11:14) @Drakhan fit any steed, 'tabard_refit <tabard> for <mount_type>',
where mount_type is
(11:14) @Drakhan the race of the beast of your choice. You can also change its
colour, with
(11:14) @Drakhan 'tabard_colour <tabard> colour <colour>'.

Crystal shardsphere shouts '*tnk* *tnk* *tnk* *BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ*!'
Info: Blayke dies.

8: a gigantic black stone monolith, pulsing with divine powers

Tarken tells you 'I'm horny. I need some nice hot teenage porn.

Fuser (wanted): someone on zhent ship ?
Zhentorian captain [wanted]: i am

Lover shouts 'Blayke is in a much warmer place now!'

mudquote 2253

00:02  173700: Trilloch Haz-gon the grey Elf

mudquote 2233

Ulath tells you 'You want your exp zapped to zero you say?'
Ulath tells you 'No, we're just simple. What I read from your tell was 'zap
 to zero' and my brain turned off'

Tarken tells you 'hmm I like that idea'
Tarken tells you 'ok'
Tarken tells you 'expect in 2-3 business years'
Tarken tells you 'ttyl'

1343188: Moreod, the master vampire, stands majestetically in black velvet

Freld tells you 'Conquer tells Amd and you 'gorge took my sps''

[03:09]:Blayke {party}: ONE mage is gonna have to leave if nina wants to play
[03:09]:Blayke {party}: sorry but if she wants to play me geting laid > your
hurt feelings
[03:09]:Blayke {party}: no offense

907577: a beautiful and tall woman with hair the color of pale gold

Blayke {nightlife+}: gorge tanks fine for his expworth

Time is constant enemy, but some things you never forget as much as you want
to. Those things define us, make us what we are and shape our ever changing
lives. Its never to late to do what you want to do, or become who you want to
become. Choosing is the hard part.

1192345: Arthas, the Paladin Master of the Highest Justice

709528: Nightmare, the swirling black vortex of bad dreams

1195400: Wiespe the lecherous vampire

Gorge severs the head of Tyranicus from its neck and shouts 'The HELL you
will!'

1374694: Lear Rotth, the undead lord superior, infuriated beyond comprehens

Freld tells you 'cum to church'
You tell Freld 'circle jerk?'
Freld tells you 'that and test this gay trig'
Freld tells you 'oh moss came'
You tell Freld 'clean up isle 3?'

1314096: a high priestess of Esachen, protector of stability

753600: the black reaver is here searching for his prey
Dark mist covers the corpse of 'black_man'...

1306576: An incredibly huge red demon guards the essence of fire

487115: Llyth, the demon queen of spiders

1113947: Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master

Blayke {nightlife+}: I CANT HANDLE IT!

1339373: Henry Amberley, defender of the Amberleys

1192557: Jane, the Goddess

1386558: huge glowing lava elemental waving it's six tentacles

1244000: Hyperion, the ancient Titan

1378581: Zyll, Supreme Master of Ndoki and Sorcerer Extraordinarie

1361883: Tyranicus Karakurt the king of the lizard men

Blayke {party}: ok gorge wins an award for not sucking

a gorgeous looking woman clad in sha.., 1292555 exp (party of 9)

lesser demon of draen-dalar, 1275472 exp (party of 9)

Butti unzips you.

BayPrixces Condito, Arch Mage of the.., 966162 exp (party of 9)

Blayke the spawn {nightlife+}: nods, pretty natural inclination to suck
another
                               mans dick if your man is playing wow

The original whalebone lantern was crafted with divine precision by the great
mage Fistandantalus.  Its purpose was twofold: to light the way through even
the most sinister magical darkness and also to protect the holder from magical
or nonmagical late-night fatigue.  This lantern you hold is just a cheap
Korean imitation of the original lantern, but the guildmasters of Nightlife+
hope that at least some of the symbolic powers of the original shall be imbued
upon the holder.

Boot [nightlife+]: crotchless chaps and an apron... hmm, I think I need a chef

Kawasa (wanted): summon
Black Tiger roars victoriously as Kawasa dies begging for mercy!

The ice gorgon's eyes send forth a long stream of crackling blue-white energy
at Ewige!
Ewige reflects the beam!
Ice gorgon is frozen solid in a block of ice!

Blayke (party): i was a moro

Kheldor {campcon}: nina, i can handle vegas strippers

Welwood tells you 'A WHOLE NEW WORLD, A NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEW, BUT
NOW FROM WAY UP HERE, IN MY FUCKING ROOM IT LOOKS JUST LIKE THE SAME OLD WORLD
TO YOU!'

Shinarae tells you 'I demand blobkill'

You drink the potion of longevity.
Your metabolism can't handle the PAIN, OH NO!!!
You feel older.

Blayke (party): i gotta jet
Blayke (party): sex time!
Blayke (party): waves guys

LAG: 160 seconds (Wed Nov 21 23:26:13 2007)

Blacksmith tells you '(05:15) Shinarae tells you 'oh it's a bug, I just
 don't care''

Someone shouts 'Someone should learn to use consider!

Sun May 20 23:24:35 2007 [general] by Shinarae
last

Mon May 21 00:09:09 2007 [general] by Gore
This inform message replaces the previous inform message which was caused
by an unfortunate error in the quality control department. We regret any
inconvenience caused, especially to our gold card members.

Suddenly Mokele grins as only dinosaurs can, showing its big teeths.
HOLY SHIT! In a split-second move, Mokele swallowed Jacen completely!
Mokele's face turns green as if your poor friend was a little too much for
its stomach, then it starts screaming and goes running to the forest!
Jacen [party]: word, eaten!

Favorit <nightlife+>: Gorge hits and protects like a wet sock

This portal has generated 5574015 gold.

Shinarae tells you 'if I said next two weeks, would you believe me?'

There are only two tragedies in life, one is getting nothing and the other is
getting every thing.

Melemkor tells you 'you wanting to wiz? ;)'

[tiger]Unknown Wanderer the Assassin: anyone know where ramon is?
Civerb tells you 'hey'
You tell Civerb 'no clue'
Civerb tells you 'ack lol'
You tell Civerb ':D'
Civerb tells you 'does this mean i cant lvl to max tiger???'

Shinarae tells you 'that'll show you! that'll show you all! muahahaha'

Entropy tells you 'i poo my pants'

I died to some thing intresting today
28 Oct - 05:59   Skie the Blue Dragon looks lazily at you  

Blayke's A white leather belt is destroyed.

You feel an urge to kill a fellow mortal.

571346: Akira the aged Spirit King of Kara-Tur 

1405297: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood

847110: Inra the valheru god (unholy)
fuck this mob was anoying.

1228864: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits

Rotahunt the Confessor, 1388086 exp (party of 9)

Blayke (nightlife+): gorge rocks :D

503996: Listar the Forgetful, sparks crackling about his robe    

The evil in the world receedes as the Necronomicon vanishes from Gorge's
possession!
The Necronomicon turns into dust!

 447972: the ice dragon, freezing the world
i tanked this 3 man as $%#(&^ merchant god damit:P funy shit and dint die.

This moment is dedicated to friend who lost his life in a car accident. May
you rest in peace Mankind.

The Life Path 4 produces the most trustworthy, practical, and down-to-earth of
individuals
the cornerstone members of society. The goal of this life path is learning to
take orders and to carry them out with dedication and perseverance. You always
demand as much from yourself as you do from others, and sometimes a lot more.
You have the kind of will power that is often mistaken for sheer stubbornness.
Once a decision is made, it will be followed through to the conclusion, right,
wrong, or indifferent
you are very set in your ways and determined to handle things the way you are
so certain that they should be handled. Your tenacity of purpose and ability
to get the job done borders on obsession. 
You are an excellent organizer and planner because of your innate ability to
view things in a very common sense and practical way. You are a wonderful
manager with a great sense of how to get the job done.

Loyal and devoted, you make the best of your marriage, and you are a
dependable business partner. Friends may be few in number, but you are very
close to them and once friendships are made, they often last a lifetime. The
number 4 is solidly associated with the element of earth from which it gains
it strength and utter sense of reality. You are one of the most dependable
people you know. If patience and determination can ever win, you are sure to
achieve great success in life.

The negative side of the 4 can prove dogmatic to an excess, narrow-minded, and
repressive. A lot of skin-deep people turn you off, and you lack the tact to
keep your feelings from being totally clear to all around. Additionally, the
negative 4 has a bad tendency to get too caught up in the daily routine of
affairs and often misses the big picture and major opportunities that come
along once in a while.

He was created Sun Oct 24 01:05:50 1999 and he is 1y, 1d, 1h, 11min and 11s
old.

Zin <sales>: it compiles so its good

Your screening results indicate a high likelihood that you are suffering from
clinical depression. You should seek a profession evaluation immediately.
its a day like any other but one step closer to fixing stuff.

If you put out for us, we'll put up with you.

Apocalypse, the world crushing demon, 573072 exp (party of 9)

a happy looking dwarf, 253025 exp (party of 3)

An iron ring called 'Twister' labeled as invs+ shatters!

[15:43]:Mandrake (sales): inra bag mb 1k 
[15:47]:Gorge [sales]: 165 
[15:48]:Mandrake (sales): 165x1x2x3 and.. 
[15:48]:Mandrake (sales): sold 
Mandrake tells you 'got 500k bid from friend sorry'
Mandrake tells you 'wanna overbid that? :)'
he said that after he sold it to me on sales.

Your amulet turns into a pile of dust.

470334: the banshee spectre of Napoleon von Huber assaults you

1086474: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undead
party report [Sps Max]

533171: Hera, Goddess of the Earth

520319: Patrick Amberley

Info: We've found the guilty one, but dont worry, we wont mention your name
Gorge.

Gidan [party]: idle for a sex

pr
*****************************************************
pr
Khar misses Green guardian dragon.
Khar misses Green guardian dragon.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
emote hits like a wet Sock!
Grinning diabolically you pierce Green guardian dragon causing the airway to
get slightly smothered.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
emote hits like a wet Sock!
Grinning diabolically you incisively cut Green guardian dragon causing the
airway to get slightly smothered.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
emote hits like a wet Sock!
Grinning diabolically you pierce Green guardian dragon causing the airway to
get slightly smothered.
You miss Green guardian dragon.
Overlord tears Green guardian dragon causing a small scratch.
Green guardian dragon successfully dodges Overlord's slash.
Green guardian dragon misses Khar.
Green guardian dragon misses Khar.
Khar successfully dodges Green guardian dragon's bite.
Khar shreds air with his hands and screams 'Haii!'
Kanth [sales]: sharon wings, inquire
Gorge reports: Hp: 843 (893) Sp: 29 (29) Ep: 371 (371).
H843/893 S29/29 E371/371 Kg>52 $>4175 Xp>131676>
Khar reports: Hp: 975 (975) Sp: 435 (541) Ep: 381 (382).
*Gorge hits like a wet Sock!
H843/893 S29/29 E371/371 Kg>52 $>4175 Xp>131676>
Overlord reports: Hp: 1030 (1030) Sp: 15 (15) Ep: 289 (342).
*Gorge hits like a wet Sock!
H843/893 S29/29 E371/371 Kg>52 $>4175 Xp>131676>
*Gorge hits like a wet Sock!
H843/893 S29/29 E371/371 Kg>52 $>4175 Xp>131676>
Khar starts concentrating on a new offensive skill.
*****************************************************

ARIES (Mar 21 - Apr 19)
You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt.  
You are quick tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. 
You are not very nice.

PISCES (Feb. 19 to Mar. 20)
Take the high road, look for the good things, carry the
American Express card and a weapon.  The world is yours today, as
nobody else wants it.  Your mortgage will be foreclosed.  You will
probably get run over by a bus.

Last night was good.. i got laid.. Think i ask this girl out soon.. She dam
hot very smart and rocking in bed. So life is getting in the way of mudding
right now.... but hell such is price you pay. I be around maybe not as
much.... 

Life has gone to hell... if you see me on im probly idle.... if im not on im
probly idle any how. Will see how the next couple months go.

149846: The vampire wizard Soy
fucking prick was casting 2 round kc.. dam these uptunes never again will i do
this mob 3man 
The vampire wizard Soy (undead), 187777 exp (party of 3)

Krzysiek [party]: just need 3 mutant highbies

It was the next morning that the armies of Twodor marched east
laden with long lances, sharp swords, and death-dealing hangovers.  The
thousands were led by Arrowroot, who sat limply in his sidesaddle,
nursing a whopper.  Goodgulf, Gimlet, and the rest rode by him, praying
for their fate to be quick, painless, and if possible, someone else's.
        Many an hour the armies forged ahead, the war-merinos bleating
under their heavy burdens and the soldiers bleating under their melting
icepacks.
                -- The Harvard Lampoon, "Bored of the Rings"

My life gone to hell for now... Dumbed crazy bitch gf & tossed my keyboard
agains the wall this morning. My stomach been doing HOOPS all day. If i
survive the next week i think i be alright. May come to it that i will
internet for a while again(SUCKASS) but such is life.. Got this next girl
playing fucking mind games with me to. GOD i should just buy a gun and shoot
them all. Women are EMB's and Man are ASSHOLES!.

Ksatistah [bat]: sex is inserting tab A into slot B :)

(22:44) Shinarae tells you 'finding bugs in Lanfear's code is like finding
clouds in the sky'

[03:47]:Lordstar [borg+]: due to the MASSIVE amount of alcohol in the house
and the facr that borggle is wielding a bottle of vodka, all borg merchants
should chest and or use their materials before boot!

You tell Coren and Durand 'you dint tell him he could recode my character?'
(18:50) Durand tells Coren and you 'oh no'
(18:50) Coren tells Durand and you 'you uhh..no longer have a character....'
(18:50) Durand tells Coren and you 'just tiny tuning'
(18:50) Durand tells Coren and you 'with a sledgehammer.'

He is the Ruler of the 9th plane of hell and of all the other
dukes of the other planes. He is the most handsome of all devils
as well as being the strongest and the most cunning. The ultimate
evil he represents can be seen in his beauty only when he so wills
or if he forgets himself and flies into a rage, like now because
of you, intruders.
He is not in a good shape.
Asmodeus's equipment:
A golden necklace studded with huge diamonds
Cloak: Black Silk Robes
Both arms: Black Bracers of Madness
Wielded in right claw: The Bloodred Bone Mace <red glow>
Finger: A small jeweled ring
Held: The Sceptre of the Apocalypse
Both feet: Uranium Boots...emitting a deadly red aura

[02:48]:Coren <bat>: purge is over, i hid until the end.
[02:48]:Gore <bat>: shit, we missed one.
[02:48]:(bat): Stalgrad waves sadly at Coren.
[02:48]:Coren <bat>: damn he's not ignoring 200 anymore!

[borg+]: Selenium masturbates vigorously.

[21:06]:<bat>: Coren smacks Gorge upside the head.
[21:07]:Coren <bat>: i'm going to recode gorge's character from the ground up!
[21:07]:Gorge [bat]: durand already did that dont touch his code:P
[21:08]:<bat>: Durand nods at Gorge.
[21:08]:Coren <bat>: i thought you said i could do it. :(
[21:08]:Durand <bat>: nod.

Coren tells you 'i just code when i want attention.' 
Coren tells you 'everyone gives me attention when i code!' 
Coren tells you 'especially areches!' 

Glaurung [ghost]: accept rais/ress/body you filthy flearidden emptybrained
badsmelling stinkybreathed slicknosed bubblyskinned dimwitted unwanted
overweight anorexic monkey! you're very existance makes me want to get a
sackful of hampters and burn them over a hot flame spewing curses in your
direction! you make people sick to their stomachs just by reminding them of
your existance! The ground in which you will be buried shall weap it's
horrible fate! THE UNIVERSE DESPISES YOU!   

Thematrix [bat]: Lythlandria will you marry me?

[22:04]:Cyberman <bat>: Nod, my other ex dumped me when I told her the reason
I never came out was because I spent my days and nights playing a text-based
virtual life where I believed I was an immortal wizard overlooking over a
bunch of life-less beings who pretended to be horned men chasing monsters with
magical, pointy weapons.