The department of special olympics proudly presents: ( 1h  0m 36s) | Exp/min: 
  195898 |

A) idle and wait for people with scripts/robots to acquire inf orbs. Pay
people with robots/scripts to acquire said orbs in order to improve character
via Origo the rngloot which most likely wont even be an upgrade.  

B) Sail around the world daily for 4,5 years to gain +1 wis. 

C) Buy 4000 chestspots and fill them up with zinium for next year.

D) ???? 

remove all staff
You remove Benediction the White mage staff of Power.
You pok your own vile black staff with bulbous frog sitting on top (unholy).
use create staff at benediction from staff
You are using 'create staff' at 'benediction from staff'.
You concentrate hard on the staff on your hand and and utter the magic words
of transformation. For a moment the staff resists but then succumbs to your
will.
The staff shivers and transforms.

Ghost of Rocco whispers: 'Yes, rest mortal, I'll guard your sleep.'

http://www.bat.org/u/Usf

halloween page

Ewige tells you '15mins ago for +2h'

>Ewige's white skull maliciously cackles 'Your brain is mellow like a fur coat
made of raccoons, you're hopeless.'

DIAPOLOCAL DRAGONOID

Anatea  sings: 'Tiamat was slain, leaving only grief and pain.

Anatea  sings: 'Origo was slain, leaving only grief and pain.

Anatea fails to get a fire started.

Ulath tells you 'Svetig kodare smakar salt, javist.'

You gasp as Shar suddenly shrinks right infront of your eyes.

Chack [wanted]: hmm. does skunk smell in clothes make aggros find you even you
are invis ?

save

Frenor tells you 'I'm amazed by how good music this Kent is'

Arno tells you 'De har knullat sig sanslösa medan du vart o raida.'

Aina extends her sucker, and sucks some of Durtle's blood!

Ramon tells you 'Halle swore to kill you. We can take care of her for a meager
sum of 147360 gold pieces. It's
a real bargain!

Amd tells you 'fuck I have morons in my party'

Zenick (party): like my two last brain cells here fighting each other

Ruffneck tells Merioli and you 'får sitta i hink forma röven!'

Durtle concentrates heavily but produces nothing more than minor flatulence.

You watch with selfpride as your blast vacuum hits Asmodeus.
You feel like you managed to channel additional POWER to your spell.
Asmodeus screams in pain.
Asmodeus staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.
Asmodeus is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Asmodeus's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.

Congratulations! You have just completed Legendary monsters!
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE COMPLETED THE LEGENDARY MONSTERS QUEST!
As a reward, your kerbholz's ring is now coloured according to the level of
the target.

You have joined the elite few of this mud, mortal, and for that, you have a
new quest visible in your
completed quests, and alongside that, you have a new rank 'Vanquisher'
All monsters and fiends through heaven and hell stand in awe and revere Gotrek
as she proves her worth by vanquishing all that stands in her path.

Conquer tells you 'HUGE RAGING BONER NOW'

[21:46]:Merioli (swe+): hallå.


THE CHOSEN ONE HAS RETURNED??????

Freld tells you 'id say theres percentually lot more good swedish players than
theres fin!'

Blayke tells you 'i promise before bat's bday!'

Stefan {swe+}: jag dricker inte sprit alls 364dagar i året

Laaban rubs more oil onto Kawasa.

A wing of Wingless wyrm

Tyril tells you 'fittstim!'

Desert (party): oh blaykedodge

Jimai [wanted]: can protted weapon got from mob be special kind?

ÅÅÅÅÅÅ VIIIIIIII E AIIIIIIIK

Leopoldo [wanted]: barb ring, my name

The Slime Fiends SLIMES Ruffneck.

Atomska tells you 'know how to do glass armbands perhaps?'

The Moment Has Arrived! The Big Jackpot Drawing For:
NASU's TASK POINT LOTTERY has been completed!!
And the Winner is: Gotrek!!!!!


Task Point lottery winner! You receive 205 task points.

Ruffneck tells Halle and you 'wonder if i can go pee with this demon'

Nu har jag satt upp gardiner.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbhF-uuH1EQ
**'

Minister of Health shouts 'Desert, no hard feelings, ok? *cackle*'
Info: Desert dies.

Gotrek (party): You are casting 'lava blast' at 'entor'.
Eraser waves Entor goodbye.
You are done with the chant.
You clap your hands together and say 'fah mar nak grttzt'
You pull out a granite sphere which bursts into a zillion technicolour
sparkles!
You feel in contact with the essence of fire.
You watch with selfpride as your lava blast hits Entor.
Your fingertips are surrounded with swirling ENERGY as you cast the spell.
Entor screams in pain.
You grin in satisfaction as Entor bursts in flames.
You grin evilly.

Tom Bombadil shouts 'Halle, I bet that HURT! *RAH RAH*'

Halle tells you 'whats xarithos?'

You feel a godly presence. You feel refreshed!
You now regain mana faster.
You feel more proficient in Mana control.

Entor tells Halle and you 'lookie lookie what is this thing here'
Entor tells Halle and you 'I will touch it carefully, oh that feeld weird'
Entor tells Halle and you 'maybe if I rub it like aladin's lamp'
Entor tells Halle and you 'oh dear it grows bigger'
Entor tells Halle and you 'mmm this feels good actually, I will rub more to
see what happens'
Entor tells Halle and you 'oh god oh god this is SOOOOOOOO weird'
Entor tells Halle and you 'goddamn its throbbing madly but feels sooo gooood'
Entor tells Halle and you 'OH YEAH! uuuh'

Torc [party]: 0pr
Torc [report]: Ophan has no physical resist!
Entor {report}: ~100% [physical] resist

Really looking forward to Seraphim!

Desert tells you 'you has brains'


Desert tells you '+1

|*1.2   Entor         ldr 1392(1392)   47(  47) 433(433) | 100 |       666109
|


TEH STAR OF TEH CRIMSON.

Hail noble Freld your virtue and faith is an inspiration to all.

And so, the tale ends.

[04:30]:Kawasa (darkness+): we fucking hate cops, FUCKIG ATE COPS

Freld tells you 'who is wormtongue :S'

Suddenly a dark shadow passes over the moon and the earth shakes violently.  A
horrible roar, which soon rises to a high pitched wail, comes from the lair of
Kizarwexius.  The moon turns red.  Kizarwexius has been slain by Gotrek.

Ewige tells you 'inhaled too much bug spray. brb'

Entor (darkness+): brokeback mountain o mu favorit leffa.

Lammas tells you 'lead me tiamat!'
You tell Lammas 'seriously you cant even handle tiamat =)
Lammas tells you 'i lead moreod yesterday!'

You are done with the chant.
You clap your hands together and say 'fah mar nak grttzt' (lava blast)
You pull out a granite sphere which bursts into a zillion technicolour
sparkles!
You watch with selfpride as your lava blast hits Valentina.
Valentina writhes in agony.
Valentina collapses on her knees.
Utilizing all her strength, she heaves her hand toward the sky and manages to
send a final whisper with her dying breath '..L-Las.. W..hy-y..ha..av..ave
yo...yo...youu fo..fo..fo.. forsak...'
      Her lifeless body lets out a faint *THUD* as it hits the ground...
                   ... and then silence.
A voice booms from the heavens 'Dear Valentina, I have not forsaken you, and
you shall not die yet, for your
task is far from being completed.'

A thick ray of light races down from the heavens and takes Valentina in its
embrace.
Valentina stands up,  wholly healed by the ray.
Valentina exclaims 'Your work has been in vain, mortals.  You should see by
now that Good always triumphs!'
Valentina says 'And now you shall die.'

A dark shadow, radiating coldness, rises from the ground.  It takes a
corporeal form of a skeletal man, clad
in black hood, who wields a sharp bone scythe in its hands.
Death intones in a chilly voice 'IT IS TIME, VALENTINA.'

A voice booms from the heavens 'Death!  Valentina is under my pro..'

Death intones in a chilly voice 'NO MORE PROCRASTINATION, LAS.  THE TIME IS
RIPE FOR THIS SOUL TO BE HARVESTED
TO THE AFTER-DEATH.'

Death lets out a smug grin.
Death intones in a chilly voice 'I HEAR DRAEN-DALAR HAS SPECIAL PLANS FOR THIS
SOUL.  IN HELL.'

A voice booms from the heavens 'No!  DEATH, I COMMAND YOU TO..'

Death intones in a chilly voice 'TIME IS DUE FOR THIS SOUL.'

Death swings his scythe and cuts through Valentina.  An ethereal form is torn
from Valentina's sagging body.
A voice booms from the heavens 'NOO!'

The barrier of light around Sister Valentina dims and vanishes completely.
Death, clad in black, lets out a smug grin at you 'WE WILL SEE AGAIN' before
vanishing through the ground.

Murky clouds gather above Convent of White Rose.
The bells of the Convent of the White Rose boom a message of grief throughout
the realm... *BOMMMM* ....
*BOMMMM* ... *BOMMM* ... *BOMMM* ... *BOMMM* ... *BOMMM* ... *BOMMM* ...
*BOMMM* ... *BOMMM* ... *BOMMM* ...

And then, deafening silence falls upon the realm.
You feel a great loss in your heart.
You feel EXHAUSTED!
Halle whimpers.
Shadow of Draen-Dalar eerily echoes 'Now that the wench is dead by mortal
hands, and thus out of the
 protective reach of Las, I can finally get my hands on that sacred relic
without beginning an upheaval in
 heavens.'
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Valentina is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Valentina's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.

Wed Oct 22 21:16:40 2008 [general] by Gore
    Info: After many rounds of practice,  Tre Kronor 1 - Big Fat Frog 0.
Congratulations!

[21:29]:Gotrek (darkness+): Gotrek calls for a dicing.
[21:29]:Gotrek (darkness+): Rocker rolls: 94.
[21:29]:Gotrek (darkness+): Entor rolls: 67.
[21:29]:Gotrek (darkness+): Broetchen rolls: 64.
[21:29]:Gotrek (darkness+): Balroc rolls: 56.
[21:29]:Gotrek (darkness+): Halle rolls: 49.
[21:29]:Gotrek (darkness+): Ewige rolls: 48.
[21:29]:Gotrek (darkness+): Kawasa rolls: 38.
[21:29]:Gotrek (darkness+): Kapu rolls: 32.
[21:29]:Gotrek (darkness+): Gotrek rolls: 3.

 1112932: a gargantuan slime-lizard sits here with bulbous belly, burping be

Gore <bat>: our mistake, we didn't anticipate Gotrek being able to
kill Burgle so the game kinda bugged when he did...

Thematic rings a tiny bell just beside your ear!  Ding!
Thematic tells you 'I'm doing circus quest and the mob is big.'

Halle got pwnd by GMILF.

Smash tells you 'but but u laffed at me for being gnoll..sniffle'

Entor coughs up glowing green slime.
  ... The glowing green slime hits you!
    ... You feel the ectoplasm permeate your body and soul!
A MASSIVE surge of energy is emitted from the crystal and it envelopes your
body.
Suddenly you realize the way it all works!
The silver cape suddenly flashes with light and you feel a strong stream of
mana flowing through you.
Your body is unable to handle all of the influx of magical energy.
Tatza coughs up glowing green slime.

You squeeze Zonni gently.

For Halle.

Gurth claps her hands and whispers 'judicandus puorgo mangenic' 
Nikana claps his hands and whispers 'judicandus puorgo mangenic'
Riber claps her hands and whispers 'judicandus puorgo ignius' 
*

Halle {party}: plz mph heros

Entor raises her mage staff high in the air and chant 'azkura colere'
Entor points her staff at Vampire mistress.
The staff glows with shimmering white light.

Someone shouts 'Someone is a LOSER!'

You hear some gleeful, slobbery gobbling sounds below.
A loud, belching sound reverberates throughout the world.

Laaban punches Melog in the head.

Conquer=Attentionspan of a goldfish.

Kawasa claps her hands and whispers 'judicandus zapracus' (true heal)
Kawasa casts her spell at Bleezuz.
Bleezuz cries out in pain!

Desert (party): Death lost his concentration!

Halle tells Hurin and you 'did u guys ever piss on the sauna stove when
little? :d'

You are prepared to do the skill.
You are surrounded by **DARK ENERGY**!
You are surrounded by **DARK ENERGY**!
You cut Njorn's arm open with a powerful strike.

Kehveli [wanted]: Topend exp party for noob tarm

Desert just sits on the ground and looks angry.

BayPrixces Condito says 'First there is a mountain, then there is no mountain,
then there is.'

[02:07]:Ruffneck (swe+): Displaying last tells to you.
[02:07]:Ruffneck (swe+): (02:03) Gotrek accepts resurrect from you.
[02:07]:Ruffneck (swe+): (02:04) Gotrek tells you 'säg inget, merioli kommer
döda sig själv på entry'
[02:07]:Ruffneck (swe+): (02:04) Gotrek tells you 'places är fucked D'
[02:07]:Ruffneck (swe+): (02:04) Merioli accepts raise dead from you.
[02:07]:Ruffneck (swe+): (02:06) Gotrek tells you 'YOU ARE THE MONGOLEADER'
[02:07]:Ruffneck (swe+): (02:06) Merioli tells you 'kolla nu när jag inte går
ut.. o nån dör :p'
[02:07]:Ruffneck (swe+): Ok.

Merioli pulls tonelessly on his leg.

& <swe+>: fast faktiskt, areorna kommer nog tillbaka inom 2-3 veckor

Targets of race fish_with_no_eyes are added to your
list.

Brock tells you 'svenska för teknolog-something [x] passed [ ] failed'

GZ PROKKY SWEDUPELLE

You tell Amarth 'does bat.ry accept donations for now?'
Amarth tells you '1000e or more.. or 500/500 in single transfer'
You tell Amarth 'so 500/500 from two persons fulfilling the 1000e limit
works?'
Amarth tells you 'yes.. or 500/500/500 for three'
Amarth tells you 'aren't you in the problem player zone who likes to get
removed every now and then? :)'
You tell Amarth 'shrug, im trying to behave =('
You tell Amarth 'then again, what does that have to do with me donating :p'
Amarth tells you 'I think for the player's best :)'
You tell Amarth 'sure, you already counted how many piña coladas you were
gaining =)'

 Aegis tells you 'dude your blog rocks. post mroe!'

Valentina is surrounded by fuming white aura as she mutters 'Ez' div' (dispel
evil)
The environment blurs with intense silvery light as IMMORTAL presence of Las
fills Valentina's soul. Air thunders around her as immeasurable amount of
energy is drawn in her, lifting her body high in the air. At the peak of her
might she yells in celestial trance 'MY LIFE FOR LAS!'
Waves of holy force enfold Valentina as dazzling flash erupts from her Ice
cross and strikes with immense
power upon Desert.
Desert lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
Desert staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.

Axl leaves north.
Axl left somewhere.
Rauskis utters the magic words 'withing thang walz' (shelter)

Ruffneck exclaims 'Glory to Curath!  DEATH TO YOU ALL!'

Thank you Rauskis and Conquer for the nice tequila. UGH.

[21:56]:Keffe (swe+): frugar tittar så jag kan dricka vin och mudda ifred :)

Shinarae says 'I will lay down in it and wave my arms, to make a loot angel.'

Bleezuz {camelot+}: priests are extra good vs good aligned mobs

GREAT SUCCESS

Ewige [camelot+]: nuane is in bahamas, i'm gonna be at work.. shrug

Tiny Tom (swe+): Tarken [report]: iTunes: Now Playing: Metallica - "Metallica
- Stairway To Heaven"

Ewige looks at the heavens above.
Ewige traces fiery golden runes on her target '") !#'
Ewige's druidstaff is surrounded by a sudden cloudburst, and you can see her
 glorying in sheer power.
The golden sigla shatter and break. Ewige seems to be struggling
party say Prots:[ GoD|Uns|Flex|AoA|Eskin ]

Sera lolled.

 Zin tells Ewige and you 'he is so cranky today :<'
  Zin tells Ewige and you 'Ewige! I'll clone you a shovel and you can shovel
that sand out of his vagina!!'

gwho sex+

{ Darkness } Lammas Paisti the dark Shadow
{Tinkerbell} Sprite Sprite the Sprite Isoäiti < AMMLL >

Pretty babies indeed.

Hentaikillen [swe+]: hur anvander man eau de toilette? vart kattsingen sprutar
man skiten alltsa?

You tell Desert (*@Tiamat - bye!*), Conquer and Juggelo 'i see you fount a
tank'
Desert tells Conquer, Juggelo and you 'rhiiibit! Ribbititit *croak* hriiibit!'
Conquer tells Juggelo, Desert and you 'rhiiibit! Ribbititit *croak* hriiibit!'
You tell Juggelo, Desert (*@Tiamat - bye!*) and Conquer 'haha'

| Aura of hate                   100% -  380     373   98.16% |

[15:52]:Desert (party): desert: axl went in the wrong dir

I'm being bullied to wear Silver Battlesuit.

Ewige takes a flaming mithril mattock <red glow>.

Bmoa {tunes}: I tell you a secret: digga bunnies reset more often.

YOU SHOULD KNOW.

[20:53]:Lillis [swe+]: Jag började snacka mer och mer med en tjej i WoW. Till
slut bestämde vi att träffas, så jag bokade ett hotellrum i Dublin, vi flög
dit och spenderade en helg ihop :)

[00:26]:Elwyk [report]: unpain -> D
[00:26]:Elwyk [report]: unpain ->
[00:26]:Elwyk [report]: unpain ->
[00:26]:Elwyk [report]: unpain -> Elwyk
[00:26]:Elwyk [report]: Unpain Active.

Desos tries to take A big iron key, but fails.

A strong smell of sperm emanates from the chair.

[19:26]:Desos [swe+]: Jag överlevde!
[04:24]:Desos [swe+]: Mums
[05:12]:Desos [swe+]: Gonatt.

(party): Ruffneck now can mana is greater.

Your frenzied attempts to destroy box are easily deflected.

[05:51]:Tarken [wanted]: Yep, throughout highschool I was know as 'the kid who
hacks the matrix'

You sacrifice the fountain to the dark gods in some hope of being rewarded.

Era tells you 'are you really that much out of it, or is this just a
nazrix-like troll attempt?

Deathseeker (party): wow now it really feels like 1998