Ultrahighbie fire wand (3/100) vibrates violently.
Ultrahighbie fire wand (3/100) explodes!
A lava blast hits you.
You watch with self-pride as your lava blast hits yourself.
You feel like your spell gained additional power.
Hair screams in pain.
That really HURT!
You are about to DIE!
Ultrahighbie ice wand (3/100) explodes!
A cold ray hits you.
You watch with self-pride as your cold ray hits yourself.
You feel like you managed to channel additional POWER to your spell.
Hair screams in pain.
That really HURT!
Your body is almost FROZEN solid!
*** No longer Stunned ***
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.

You die.
remove wicked amulet

While waiting for the Barbarian Blood Bowl to start...

Tume grumbles 'can you summon ranger cloak here? :D.'
Neclord looks at himself.
You 'hmmmm' for a moment.
Grokh shouts 'THE BLOOD BOWL WILL START IN ONE MINUTE!'
You snap your fingers.
The ranger lord cloak appears.
You wear The cloak of the Ranger Lord <red glow>.
Tume looks at you.
Tume grumbles 'hahaha.'

You are prepared to do the skill.
You start thinking about how to lure your opponent to a more favorable
position...
You fake a disadvantage which Morden the Shadowman eagerly tries to exploit...
You let out a ferocious cry which scares Morden the Shadowman!
You shove Morden the Shadowman hard.
As Morden the Shadowman foolishly attacks, you hit a ringing blow with black
sabre with spider shaped guard labeled as <.P..>
As Morden the Shadowman foolishly attacks, you hit a ringing blow with black
sabre with spider shaped guard labeled as <.P..>
You have Morden the Shadowman in the exact position you want him to be.
You go 'GOTCHA!' and strike your weapon into his skull putting his central
nerve system out of order.
You manage to give Morden the Shadowman a nasty bleeding cut.

Sprite tells you 'I have another shard order. you gonna share how make them
with only merchant stuff?'
You tell Sprite 'i'll give you a hint  :)  you need proforges.  and alloying. 
think about how you do it with alch potions too'
Sprite tells you 'didn't think so'
You tell Sprite 'all you need is in that hint, and knowledge you already
possess'
Sprite tells you 'condescending sob'
>tell sprite shrug, all you need is in the hint I gave you
Can not tell: Sprite (ignoring you)

This is a conversation between me and Lythlandria in regards to my
ideas-wanted post number 11711.
Lythlandria tells you 'no... they disappear to merchant cart store room, which
is which was what I was commenting on.'
Lythlandria tells you 'the carts still exist and can be seen every day.'
Lythlandria tells you 'or did you think I was making up a quote?'
You tell Lythlandria 'nope, thought you meant that carts sitting idle at
location disappear after a while'
You tell Lythlandria 'also cart labels can be set to whatever they want by
their owners, or does it always give owner name when they squish off
wherever?'
Lythlandria tells you 'it gives owner name, and looking at cart always shows
owner name.'
You emote to Lythlandria 'shrugs at you.'
Lythlandria tells you 'this issue could be abused by identifying carts of
non-existent players and creating secondaries to claim the carts. Is that
clear?'
You tell Lythlandria 'the question is, why do you care?'
Lythlandria tells you 'you don't care if people cheat? I do.'
You tell Lythlandria 'does it impact your mudding in any way, shape, or form?'
Lythlandria tells you 'yes, it impacts everyone.'
You tell Lythlandria 'how, exactly?'
Lythlandria tells you 'if you don't understand why cheating is unacceptable in
games then I throw up my hands and give up on you. I will not take the time to
argue or persuade you.'
You tell Lythlandria 'its not that its just that you really come across as an
intefering busybody with this kind of stuff'
Lythlandria tells you 'and you come across as someone who would cheat'
You tell Lythlandria 'whatever, I wasnt trying to be confrontational with that
comment, unlike yours.'
Lythlandria tells you 'you insult me and didn't expect a reaction?'
You tell Lythlandria 'i said you came across as an intefering busybody, not
like i called you any names that have been said on public channels to you
before.  besides, you have to realise that you come across that way sometimes'

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| 02:27  139506: a powerful gibberling blockading the forest                 
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| 02:43    1887: a huge rabbit chasing gibberlings                           
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| 02:55  256401: Jason Vorhees the Human                                     
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| 03:08  270803: Jason Vorhees the Human                                     
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| 03:29  199496: Jason Vorhees the Human                                     
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| 03:51  200458: Jason Vorhees the Human                                     
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| 04:15  198889: Jason Vorhees the Human                                     
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| 04:31  186851: Jason Vorhees the Human                                     
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Death is DEAD, R.I.P.

Zoo run today

Congratulations, you have successfully solved the Towers of Hanoi! It took you
7min and 52s

Ran zoo today

Zoo today

Zoo run!!

Talien tells you 'hello..'
You tell Talien 'howdy'
Talien tells you 'fuck?'
You tell Talien 'no thanks, you arent my type'
Talien tells you 'wHAt the FuCk ?'
You tell Talien 'what the fuck what?'
Talien tells you 'fuck fuck fuck fuck, you stupid fuck!'
You emote to Talien 'sings 'Fuckity fuck fuck fuck FUCK''
Talien tells you 'lol, you stupid fuck!'
You tell Talien 'what is your favorite player class?'
Talien tells you 'butti.'

Talien is a level 12 mortal of the Monster race.
It was created before 1997 and it is 0s old.
It has been on for 40y, 241d, 20min and 30s, not idle.
It has no plan.

102976: a man clad in black silk smiling at you in arrogant manner

Made hbm on 3 August

1070814: Nithem the Lich, skeletal figure in blood red robes

1007780: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows

1088178: lesser demon of draen-dalar

1113116: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits

860633: A towering demon, swathed in black

1230457: Dag Dag Schwingenator, ruler of Magerathia

839403: the black reaver is here searching for his prey

1414173: Lord Soth the Death Knight

1117867: Skie the Blue Dragon looks lazily at you

575979: Kitiara the Dragon highlord

Auros's flesh leggings start squeeling.
Auros's legs are out of control!
Auros leaves gate.
Auros left somewhere.
Jane shouts 'Auros was too easy! I want a tougher challenge!'

594446: A towering demon, swathed in black

561791: Reanimated body hosting the ancient Witch-king

122670: a man clad in black silk smiling at you in arrogant manner

Dazed bumblebee shouts 'That'll teach Saigere to mess with ME!'

a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows

1276493: BayPrixces Condito, Arch Mage of the Brotherhood of Sorcery

1109663: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits

113455: Dr. Livingstone, the famous zoologist and explorer

656143: Aniengo the colourful and happy fairy dragon

511060: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos

1022361: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows.

7632: Sable Bladetree, lord high ranger

779573: Kitiara the Dragon highlord

Shelaste.  13 Feburary

Grimoor today

Ran zoo yesterday.  Darkstar bracers

Ran zoo today

243842: A hideously deformed oak tree
normally 10k mob, got 45 crimson points!

398307: huge, imposing looking orc male

108189: A handsome winged angel stands here (crippled)

1364258: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood

1058075: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows

1121776: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits

1033737: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows

Hurin grins as her cold ray hits Yaboz.
Yaboz is no longer protected by a circle of blue flames.
YUCH, Yaboz's entrails spill all over the place.
Yaboz is DEAD, R.I.P.
| 1035490: Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master                              
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Your blood chills with fear as Ewige lets loose a horrible growl!
he CHARGES so fast, you are barely able to follow
his movements, as Magi's chest is ripped open!
Magi is TERRIFIED and unable to fight back!
*****************************************************
You cut Magi sparking a limb to slice open. (28-31)
Your battle cadence grants you another attack!
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you DISMEMBER Magi causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
(????)
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
A large hole replaces Magi's face.
Magi is DEAD, R.I.P.

You get bad vibrations as Jane's spine snaps with an audible *SNAP*.
Jane is DEAD, R.I.P.

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|     154: A full-grown sheep, fluffy and white                              
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|    6552: Sable Bladetree, lord high ranger                                 
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Darvenport [merchant]: AARRRRRRR!!!! We have a new Master Shipwright joining
our ranks! Congratulations to Hair!!

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                 )____)____)_____)\\
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          ^^^^      ^^^^     ^^^    ^^
               ^^^^      ^^^

Waves crash against the shore and dragons roar!!!
    Fireworks burst over the Arelium Shipyards..
    Congratulations to our newest Shipwright!

                      Hair

He joins other recent Shipwrights:
Blayke, Kragan, Grimpold, Voi and Axl

The clouds part, the light comes down from the heavens and an angelic choir
sings and then.....

There is a special crewmember available today: Trainer (speed)

Evilild tells you 'can you try to add something to your blog? I cant for some
reason'

You are done with the chant.
You draw doorframes in the air and utter 'prtolala offf pwerrrr'
You fail miserably in your spell.
Something scary happened!
You feel drained.
You feel like you just saved some spell points!
H: 1044 (1044) [] S: -1233 (373) [-1599] E: 324 (461) [] C: 500 [] X: 110919
[]

Viernan utters the magic words 'Corporem Connecticut Corporee'
You feel somehow linked to Viernan!

Shasti tells you 'Viernan swore to kill you. We can take care of her for a
meager sum of 25919 gold pieces. It's a real bargain!'

(17:44) @Doot UUUU---UUUU----SSSSS---UUU--UUU----CCCC--kk-----!
(17:44) @Doot UUUU---UUUU---SSSSSSS--UUU--UUU--CCCC-CC-kk--kk-!
(17:44) @Doot UUUU---UUUU--SSSS---SS-UUU--UUU-CCCC-----kk-kk--!
(17:44) @Doot UUUU---UUUU---SSS------UUU--UUU-CCCC-----kkkk---!
(17:44) @Doot UUUU---UUUU-----SSSS---UUU--UUU-CCCC-----kk-kk--!
(17:44) @Doot UUUU---UUUU--SS--SSSS--UUU--UUU-CCCC-----kk--kk-!
(17:44) @Doot -UUUUUUUUU----SSSSSSS---UUUUUU---CCCC-CC-kk--kk--
(17:44) @Doot ---UUUUU-------SSSSS-----UUUU------CCCC--kk--kk-!

Jrj rolls his eyes wildly and exclaims 'gtzt mar nak grttzt'
Jrj hesitates as he casts golden arrow.
As Jrj casts the spell, he pulls out a copper rod from a small pouch.
Jrj shudders as his golden arrow hits himself.
The air before Jrj becomes electrified and crackles with pure POWER.
Jrj lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Jrj as it dies.
Jrj is DEAD, R.I.P.
Jrj dies.
Jrj's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.

Ruuben tells you 'Ok, I shall begin the process!'
The Armourer holds a dull red ruby up to your forehead. Suddenly, it begins
sucking the very life force out of you! You realize you are screaming in agony
when he takes the jewel away and the pain stops. As you catch your breath, you
realize that the jewel is now glowing bright red.
Ruuben tells you 'I am sorry I didn't warn you, but you might have resisted
 if you knew about the pain. You can relax now though, the power has been
 transferred, and it is just up to me to give it to the belt.'
The Armourer takes your toolbelt that you worked so hard on, and places it on
a large mould. You watch in shock as he places it in a forge, and the various
plates begin to melt; of course, the dragonscale is unharmed. Even more
shocking are the brilliant colors that begin flickering over the belt!
Ruuben tells you 'So far, so good...'
The Armourer takes the mould from the forge, and carefully places the ruby
above the loop of scale and molten metal. He begins to chant, and lets go of
the stone... and it stays hovering in the air! It begins to spin in place,
throwing off its own beams of light, many of which shine high into the sky!
Ruuben tells you 'Almost done...'
You hear a deep thunderous boom, which must have come from the ruby! As it
continues to spin, it grows larger, gradually deforming to match the shape of
the belt. It descends, until it finally diappears into the molten metal. With
a final burst of cold air, everything solidifies, and gives no hint of its
previous liquid form.
Ruuben tells you 'CONGRATULATIONS! Few have ever possessed a creation such
 as this, I hope you find it of continual aid in your endeavors. I know you
 will do the Merchant's Guild proud.'
Ruuben [merchant]: All hail Hair!!! He has truly earned the rank of Master
 Merchant, and built for himself an incredibly powerful toolbelt!

Congratulations! You have just completed Ranger lord 95!
You have surpassed the current ranger lord in skill.
You are now the new ranger lord.
Congratulations! You have just completed Become ranger lord!

The ghost makes a scary face...

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          /      \
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But you are not scared.

WOO, today, 20 July, 2006 twin 2 came home from the hospital.  Yaay, both
Timothy and James are home finally!!!  Now the fun *really* begins.

Well, Timothy did not get to come home on July 1.  He could have if they
sent him home with a monitor, to keep track of heartrate and breathing
rate, but we decided to leave him in the hospital for the time being.
It's a good thing we did too, because he developed an infection, and has
been on antibiotics for 10 days out of his short 16 day life so far.
Just to give you an idea of the shit this kid has been through, the 
doc who started, yes, started the circumcision didn't finish because he
thought he saw 2 pee holes.  He stayed like this for several days, with
his foreskin cut, and a suture holding it back together, but no
bandaging of any kind.  The urologist finally took a look at it and said
that everything is normal, and finished the snippage.  Now this infection,
and they did an ultrasound of his heart to make sure the infection
hasn't spread that far.  No word yet on if it has or not.  Anyway, thats
it for Hair's kids update  :)

WooHoo!!!! again!  James came home yesterday (27 June, 2006) and Timothy
moved from the Intensive Care nursery to the Progressive Care nursery
AND he may get to come home on Saturday 1 July, 2006!!!

WooHoo!!!!  I am a dad again today, 2x over.  Today (19 June, 2006) my
wife gave birth to 2 boys, Timothy Craig, at 11:59 EDT, 5 pounds 13 ounces,
and James Alan, 12:01 EDT, 6 pounds 1 ounce, by ceasarian.  The babies
and their mother are doing fine.  The twins were born at 35 weeks, 6 days,
so thats 4 weeks and 1 day early, and as is common with C-Section babies,
early babies, and boy babies, they have a few lung problems, but nothing
that is out of the ordinary.  They are in the NICU and in good health.

*Laugh* had to buy a minivan, 3 kids carseats just won't fit into the
back seat of a Honda Civic, no matter how hard you try  :)

Well, at least this van has a DVD player, power doors, all sorts of bells
and whistles.  Sigh, in the immortal words of both Saigere and Shalkan,
I am so screwed.

*grin*

Found out today that the 2nd twin is a boy also!  My wife is gonna be
totaly outnumbered.  The babies will be named Timothy Craig and
James Alan.

Man, I am in for a world of hurt!  :)  (the good kind)

I found out today (23 Feb, 2006) that my wife is going to give birth
to twins.  We went in for the standard ultrasound, and the tech told us:
"You know there's 2 of them in here, right?"
*gibber*
Anyway, one of the twins is a boy, and the other wasn't cooperating, we'll
find out in a month at the next ultrasound.