See 'help sailor chest' for more information.
The chest has small silvery plate with name 'Hipander'
This item is in good condition.
It looks very very heavy.
Chest contains: (7 out of 7 slots used)
flask of quadrum changes with cross mark labeled as spr8%_hipander

GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN:.....

+------------------------------------------------------------------+
|                       Harm Body Statistics                       |
|==================================================================|
|                  |  Historically |  Prev Session |  This Session |
|------------------+---------------+---------------+---------------|
| Total Casts      |          2093 |           137 |            93 |
| Successful Casts |          2083 |           137 |            93 |
| Failed Spells    |     10(0.48%) |         0(0%) |         0(0%) |
|------------------+---------------+---------------+---------------|
| Fail to Reach    |   251(12.05%) |    15(10.95%) |       4(4.3%) |
| Burgle Crit      |      77(3.7%) |    23(16.79%) |     12(12.9%) |
| HABO Essence     |      4(5.19%) |         0(0%) |      1(8.33%) |
| HABO Youth       |         0(0%) |         0(0%) |         0(0%) |
+------------------------------------------------------------------+

-quite an improvement i would say, statistically atleast

You receive -100 task points for completing 'Felt like a good idea back then'
task.

Ulath awards Hipander -100 points for completing 'Felt like a good idea back
then' task.

yey!

I TOLD YOU IT WAS A BAD NEIGHBORHOOD completed!

You use your right hand for channeling harmful powers.

You harm Sienna really much.

 ..The power of Burglefloogah takes over you!!
     You hear an awful crackling as you drain the life out of Sienna!!

yey!

READY, SET, KILL MAIM DESTROY! completed!

right.... back to business.

*** Congratulations! You have just completed Bladed fury overkill! ***

dammit! ^^
"Congratulations! You have just completed Camping 100000!"
...

You have a new reputation title.

   'Bringer of Destruction'
[XXXX@@@@@@@@..] (48002)

boogie!

Reputation:  Enslaver of Continents

Reputation bar:

[XXXX@@@@@@] (46000)

so, should i or should i not?....

Total of 450014976 experience spent on character.

age should be fire for two rebirths,,,,
,

yeah, seems like its back to basics, IE. crimso barb ranger.
i was happy to note that i still had 32k rep left in barbs thou
i havent been a barbarian for a while.
so, COME, WAR, AND BLOODY TATTERED CLOTHES!

something curious duly noted:
He was created Fri Jun 28 11:45:42 2013 and he is 42d, 11h, 45min and 28s old.
He is the summer leader of the Druids guild.

not that ive got too much time for gfrind but im really sad now...

15 minutes of fame:
You have passed the test to become the leader of the skeleton race.

You feel blessed by the divine ancestors of the skeleton race.

yey! tis getting pretty interesting...
* Creepy Collector (Collect valuables from a mine worth more than 300k gold,
1000 points)

nice to get down to it again ,)

You dig through the rubble and create a new extension to your mine.You grab
your sharp piece of stone, estimate your current depth and scribble
'40' to the wall.


thou this seems to be the end of the line.
You attempt to make an extension to your mine, but it seems you have reached
the
limits of your skill. The mine wall collapses on you no matter how you try to
support it. Maybe you should start over with renewed strength in another
location. Minecrafting 101%.

hmmh, after all the hassle with a broken keyboard (problem solved thank you)
im quite indecicive about spiders... dunno what should i do. probably going to
reinc back to sabrebard.  damn you you birthday cake! :D

You dig through the rubble and create a new extension to your mine.
You grab your sharp piece of stone, estimate your current depth and scribble
'40' to the wall.
Unimaginable depths.
You have reached unimaginable depths. The earth around you shifts and moves,
and the mine feels extremely unstable. You need to tread very lightly. The air
is steaming hot and hard to breathe, and the noises around you are extremely
disturbing.

righty right.
so its seems its back to merch business for a while.
looking forward to see what changes there has been made in last three years.

[13:44]:Hipander [disciple]: FEAR ME, THE OCTOPUS!

Oogga hits Hipander thrice causing a NASTY head wound.

Oogga shouts 'I AM DYING! BY THE HANDS OF MY OWN BARBARIANS!'

Oogga shouts 'Hail Pils, Toper and Hipander for giving me an honorable
barbarian death!'
Congratulations! You have just completed Defeat oogga!
You realize a more effective way to use your horns!
You gain 32 points of battle experience for leading this kill.
You have a new TOP party kill!
v

Shasti tells you 'We now slit Hipander's throat for only 21265 gold! That is
65%
off the price! We also have other discounts.'

sometimes like in here is just a box of chocolates. allways leaves you with
the nouga's last....

,-------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| Lvl |                 Name                     |           Rank         |
|=====|==========================================|========================|===.
|   6 | Hipander the Mermaid <InSanE glow>       | Patron of poor         |  
|

nl+
-------------.
 #   Date    | "how to get full top10 in one go"... well, allmost :)
-------------+
1. 22/03/15 | a tall man dressed in a black robe w.., 1033956 exp (party of 9)
2. 22/03/15 | a beautiful and tall woman with hair.., 704778 exp (party of 9)
3. 20/03/15 | Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos, 572093 exp (party of 4)
4. 22/03/15 | a gigantic green wyrm (hungry), 451970 exp (party of 9)
5. 22/03/15 | a gigantic brown wyrm (moshing), 447373 exp (party of 9)
6. 22/03/15 | a gigantic silvery wyrm (endangered), 422428 exp (party of 9)
7. 22/03/15 | a gigantic blue wyrm (hasty), 376710 exp (party of 9)
8. 22/03/15 | a gigantic crimson wyrm (hungry), 367532 exp (party of 9)
9. 22/03/15 | Natash the golden dragon, 364455 exp (party of 9)

Ramon is DEAD, R.I.P.
exp: +8018

void+ party today
i led 681331: the black reaver is here searching for his prey
and 157367: amazon princess Tigra is looking mightier than ever

pretty nice party after a little bit of hustling in the start.

yea, advancing in archers thatnks to a few elder gamers tips and such.
i feel really happy. here is something to aim for for people who havent gotten
these all.

>>======|> Archer Quests Completed <|======<<

Faerie weak spots mastered

Humankind weak spots mastered

Mammal weak spots mastered

Dead weak spots mastered

Beastman weak spots mastered

Rodent weak spots mastered

Bird weak spots mastered

Machine weak spots mastered

Elemental weak spots mastered

Amphibian weak spots mastered

Reptile weak spots mastered

Humanoid weak spots mastered

Blob weak spots mastered

Bizarre weak spots mastered

Fish weak spots mastered

Monster weak spots mastered

Brute weak spots mastered

Dwarven weak spots mastered

Immortal weak spots mastered

Plant weak spots mastered

Bug weak spots mastered
**All races' weak spots mastered!
Arrow critical hit
Bolt critical hit
Fletched: Get a one-hit kill with an arrow on a bird
Sniper: Pick off a culled target with a single arrow
Nessus: Shoot a centaur with a poisoned arrow
William Tell: Shoot a bolt through an apple
Goliath: Shoot a giant with a sling bullet
Nice Shot: do 500+ damage in a single shot

well... not so bad as such smallie that i am.

-------------.

 #   Date    |

-------------+

 1.  23/03/14 | Noble soldier of Faerwon guarding th.., 1484999 exp (party of
9)
 2.  21/02/14 | Lear Rotth, the undead lord superior.., 1110291 exp (party of
9)
 3.  20/03/14 | a gorgeous looking woman clad in sha.., 1071845 exp (party of
9)
 4.  08/03/14 | a man in green, Johnny Dover, the le.., 1038418 exp (party of
9)
 5.  20/02/14 | a dark figure of a knight enveloped .., 636327 exp (party of
8)
 6.  20/02/14 | A towering demon, swathed in black, 593198 exp (party of 8)
 7.  12/02/14 | Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos, 571103 exp (party of 6)
 8.  22/02/14 | Ni lirou t   e ve  m st r ard, 545231 exp (party of 8)
 9.  19/02/14 | Mokele Membee, the last dinosaur, 482627 exp (party of 9)
10. 19/02/14 | Sildavia, the Evil Queen of Ndoki (u.., 434732 exp (party of 9)

15 minutes of fame pt. II :

Str: Nice (113+)          Dex: Dazzling (207++)     Con: Impressive (152+)    
Int: Mediocre (40+)       Wis: Average (46+)        
Cha: Attractive (81+)     Siz: Big (59)             

You have a reliable ability for avoiding hits.
You are an angel in disguise.
You have completed 31 active quests. (16 lq, 5 gq, 10 aq, 0 pq, 0 aw)
You are very young and brave.
You belong to the House of Greenglove.
You lead the skeleton race.

113814: Lilian, ghost of amazon princess

.....pick up the sword. pick it up! :D

hmm... i start to wonder how much use it is to pour eepees in aiming.
i get this kinda shit only so rarely that i think its not worth draining you
up all the time
to get a ridiculous 5% more chance to get a perfect shot.....

You fire an arrow at Huge slave.
You found a soft spot in Huge slave's hide!
Perfect shot!
Huge slave staggers backwards as ebony arrow with enchanted air fletching and
weenite head labeled as psi *TEARS* through her body, nearly coming out the
other side!
Huge slave staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.
Huge slave is DEAD, R.I.P.
,

tried today to sort out amazons downstairs. got figured how to open the
forcefield to crypt. killed Xarithos, the demon lord of Eternal .., 250951 exp

allso a minor twiddleparty with Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos, 571103 exp
(party of 6)

i have to say, it was quite fun to lead apart from a few mistakes and generic
fumbling. havent been on the grinding wheel for allmost 2 years and i think i
got something right this tim ein this reinc

The BatMud Lottery Commission is now offering a NEW game of
chance! Win the BIG Jackpot! Gain in every way where it counts!
Play BONGO's ELECTRUM PLATED EXPERIENCE BONANZA!
Visit your local lottery office for your chance to win NOW!!!
The current jackpot is estimated at: 4885989!!!
The drawing will be held in 1 minutes.

Kohothegreat {bat}: rigged

After careful scientific and statistical studies were made,
it was decided seers would study the toe nails of a rabbit
and divine the true winner. After careful study and much
bickering as to the nature of life, the Winner was found to be
Kohothegreat!!!!!

- i just totally agree on THAT one....

Your completed minecrafting achievements:
Total of 57 completed, 2960 points.

old logs are sometimes very entertaining :)

You tell Hxx 'still, this damn inet is bugging. i called two companies, both
wanted to have 500 euro deposit as guarantee before they open a line for
 me....'
Hxx tells you 'shit'
You tell Hxx 'all the others say on their pages they cant deliver here'
You tell Hxx 'this is countryside, for gods sake'
You tell Hxx ':DD'
Hxx tells you 'heh'
You tell Hxx 'herds of buffaloe^D^D^D^D wild cows wander...'
You tell Hxx 'eaten by polar bears and penguins'
Hxx tells you 'yeah, vicious killer penguins'
You tell Hxx 'yep, they just roarrrr and zoom like middleweight darts'
You tell Hxx 'horrible sight, neighbours cow was like pincushion of english
 butlers'

mining mining mining mining mining mining.... need to continue?

Hipander is a level 90 mortal of the Elf race.
She was created Tue Jul 25 15:22:27 2006 and she is 243d, 20h, 53min and 35s
old.
She has been on for 20min and 10s, not idle.
She is the leader of the Elf race.

"fifteen minutes of fame" -warhol

so. back to the drawingboard. i guess ill hang around this healer for a
while...

Kharim vault explore reavealed:
181076: Ekrochei, optio of chaos 
214379: Lord Viona, the ancient warmonger  
1055914: an enormous goat-like demon

Legion+
Inra the valheru god (unholy), 695916 exp (party of 9)

Legion+
Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushi.., 1079022 exp (party
of 9)

Legion+
463889: Akira the aged Spirit King of Kara-Tur 

mmm... back to the saltmine.

You stand tall in the middle of the room so everyone notices you.

You exclaim 'The Conqueror! That be me!'

Hair booms 'My God has abandoned me.'

You lie down on the altar, it feels cold and very uncomfortable.
But what do you care? You push your wrists down nervously, but the
blades are so sharp that you hardly even feel them penetrating your
skin, sinking into your flesh, and your blood gushes out and the
world begins to fade...

... and it feels cold, but it doesn't feel so bad, and the blood keeps
running, how much blood is there in your body? ...
... and you're losing your vision, and the end is coming the end it is

neigh the end is here.

That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.

You die.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.

par Can Camp!
18:29   42162: Sienna

Legion+
Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushi.., 1122102 exp (party of 9)

legion+
165280: Castrobark, beastly manticore, hound lord
370360: a huge infuriated balrog without wings

Amd (sales): fucksanta+ invites for those who are annoyed by the fact that the
             santa is located in arelium and fairly easy to find, yet people
             spam public channels because they are lazy brats, let the
clueless
             blood flow. Join now.

Auros's flesh leggings start squeeling.
Auros's legs are out of control!
Auros leaves gate.
Auros left somewhere.
Jane shouts 'Auros was too easy! I want a tougher challenge!'

hyvin siel pystyy lepää ku pistää silmät kii ja havahtuu 5 minuutin välein
hymähtämään 
Hipinretku sanoo:
 joo, kyl sitä vähä herää kun otsa kopsahtaa pöytään
suvi sanoo:
 tai sit oittelee kavereil et saaks tulla "juomaan"...eli nukumaan 
  ..se on taitolaji ottaa powernäppejä
Hipinretku sanoo:
 joo, batMUDissa sille on oikein oma skilliki

....jotenki tuntuu kaikki liittyvän ajatuksissa battiin tavalla tai
toisella...

You tell Nasu 'hmm?'
Nasu tells you 'no mene varkauteen'

Shasti tells you 'We now slit Hipander's throat for only 101136 gold! That is
57% off the price! We also have other discounts.'

Legion+

1499492: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits

nl+ HANDLED:

415202: the captain of the castle guard, in royal military uniform
the fairy queen in stunning black an.., 1310732 exp

Congratulations! You have just completed Assassinate the fairy queen!

good day!

grinding fun:

350694: Sister Alysia the Inquisitor of Las

387601: Satan wants your soul now

Legion+

611608: Apocalypse, the world crushing demon

You tell Sharon (monster) 'your father was a swedish whoremaster!'
You have a feeling that Harmonous Sharon is near you.
Sharon touches you and you feel your wounds and mental deficiencies disappear.
You feel a little sad as the Harmonous feeling leaves you.

Legion+

1186378: Krakenclaw the Mighty God of Thunder
318523: Sslith Headbanger is here blocking entrance to see Tyrancius
391990: Stracca Rabidfang is here blocking entrance to see Tyrancius
273825: Rubizant Flesheater of the royal guard
279736: Shezar Ripclaw of the elite guard
299159: Krazzalis Scalytail of the royal guard
334112: Zzeromus Fangtooth of the royal guard
268077: Ancalagon Scartooth the last challenge

didnt get tyra, but maybe next time...



oh yea, Rotahunt the Confessor, 1359786 exp...

Legion+

ripfeast results:
34205: Chance Scheider, commanding the recruits
229135: Zamphros, the temple manager
414738: A large brown humanoid
318508: A feminine figure in a bright red hooded robe

Soulkeeper burps at you.
You emote to Soulkeeper 'wanks at your face'
Soulkeeper whaps you over the head with a metal chair.
You tell Soulkeeper 'oh, baby, that made me cum!'

legion+

 -490972: Archon of Beldarus guarding the vault

fuck this laptop and its amazing capability to do doublerows!

Legion+

- 1326063: Lord Foul sits upon his throne -
+ lots of other guys who liked
to hang out with him,,,
to hang out with him,,,

run trillo zoo today,
diced storm bracelet

Legion+

we tried jane today, she spanked us but took out fazid after couple hours of
tring her.

441871: An Angel guarding the gate
409353: Chicot, The king of jesters
352034: Dark Knight is grinning here
403314: An Angel guarding the gate
386142: Chicot, The king of jesters
449856: Arong, the battlemaster
170843: Fazid, the chief of mages

Legion+

248829: a hulking figure with mercury skin, clad in torn robes
239919: a hulking figure with mercury skin, clad in torn robes
812358: Lord Necorp, the leech Mindcrafter
588308: a hulking, tentacle-faced nightmare
,

->
Glaurung roars 'Hp: 919 (919) Sp: 666 (666) Ep: 411 (411).'
Glaurung roars 'saatanasti soppaa.'

cool one:

You exclaim 'Soldiers of fate never surrender!' and eat your pill with some
hesitation. The pill tastes so bad that you just have to swallow it.
That really HURT!
You writhe in pain as you feel POISON in your veins!
You are no longer stunned.
You feel that Hipander goes unconscious.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
You die.

he was a wanker after all:

190764: Norberth Raymund, the retired Mastersmith

exp run->

487115: Llyth, the demon queen of spiders
284004: Ancalagon Scartooth the last challenge

Awedsome Legion+ party:

660814: Sivak Draconian
258522: Kapak Draconian

...though we messed up with kiti, next time that swedish whoremaster dies...

272320: Marshu, the instigator                                             |
597929: Killusia, the mistress of pain and misery

Legion+

today:
3 man team was victorious!

-> 618154: Apocalypse, the world crushing demon <-

NL+ badass party HANDLED:

448081: Kurgan the valheru blademaster
302752: Orgasmatron, Armageddons best friend
534676: Judas the traveler of thousands worlds is here meditating
958627: Inra the valheru god (unholy)

HAPPY JUHANNUS PARTY!

,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| Party Name: Jussi                        (Members:  9) | Exp Tot:       253
|
| Created: Fri Jun 19 15:33:17 2009        ( 0h 57m 49s) | Exp/min:         4
|
|========================================================|====================|
| Place  Name      Status      HP         SP        EP   | Lvl |   Experience
|
|========================================================|=====|==============|
| 1.1   Juggelo       ldr 1322(1322) 1012(1012) 413(413) | 600 |           77
|
|*1.2   Crx           fol 1799(1799)   18(  18) 406(406) |  94 |           21
|
| 1.3   Freld         fol 1806(1806)   33(  33) 417(417) |  95 |            7
|
| 2.1   Amd           fol  886( 886) 1202(1202) 288(288) | 100 |           21
|
|*2.2   Zenick        fol  589( 589) 1271(1271) 262(262) |  95 |           21
|
| 2.3   Koan          fol 1351(1351)  502( 502) 410(410) | 100 |           21
|
| 3.1   Smurf         fol    full       full      full   | ??? |             
|
|*3.2   Didan         fol 1372(1372)  499( 499) 377(377) |  51 |           43
|
| 3.3   Hipander      fol  910( 910)  947( 947) 256(256) |  79 |           18
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'

134174: Fazid, the chief of mages
374148: huge, imposing looking orc male

legion+

Legion+ noob eq:
554786: Tom Bombadil is here feeding birds and bunnies.
263652: The Dark Spirit of the Woods sits on his throne
271795: A darkly brooding drow fighter sits here.

righty, nice quick run today:
131464: Fazid, the chief of mages

legion+

184951: Overlord Brantis, the master of all dimensions

when nice for a start but the a total epic fail
wiped on repopped guards with 2round damcrit and unc...

ripfeast for me:

560623: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos

saturnday morning fun:
165207: a large dog called 'Rakki'
242290: Wellamo is petting her dog
629618: Saelli, the false lord of the underworld

fri 13th part 2.

we still had time for a nice ripfeast...

688563: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos

puuh, i say with this luck....

puuh, fri 13th sucks ass, luckily i died only once,,,

400746: huge, imposing looking orc male
130958: amazon princess Tigra is trying to rally the council
xari too, was over 300k...

well now, this might start working again -->

Dr. Kilrathi the evil cult leader, 415555 exp

amazingly didnt die even once... :P

You shred Entertainer causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
Entertainer exclaims 'I'm sorry you didn't like the show!'

2894836 exp Raztax, the Almighty demon 

nice one!

Grinning diabolically Orc Prince Belan BARBARICALLY BEATS you forcing the
heart to explode and then magically implode. hp: -72 (1589) [-1340] sp: 18
(18) [] ep: 335 (405)

425095: huge, imposing looking orc male

374629: Marrow the bone golem is standing motionless here.

213171: a Neo Otyugh is swinging its tentacles menacingly.

1082925: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits

525758: Dr. Kilrathi the evil cult leader

345629: Xarithos, the demon lord of Eternal Winter

157461: amazon princess Tigra is trying to rally the council

1118842: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits  

503310: Saelli, the false lord of the underworld 

ooh!!!!

->
You drop a small wooden chest (closed).
You try to force the chest with your skull flail.
You force hard and manage to bust the chest open!
This looks like an ordinary wooden chest with a lid and a keylock.
It has a keyhole in it.
This item is in good condition.
It looks a bit heavy.
Chest contains:
bronze gloves <red glow>
a pile of anipium coins
You take a pile of anipium coins and bronze gloves <red glow> from a small
 wooden chest (almost empty).
hp: 762 (1165) [] sp: 17 (17) [] ep: 263 (406) cash: 58376 [+28200] exp:
167873 []

epic funble:

hp: 1 (1165) [-1164] sp: 17 (17) [] ep: -459 (406) cash: 30222 [] exp: 22633
[]

<--- *butterfingers!*

well now!-->

Hipander

Guild level: 35.
Joined:      Sat Jul 19 12:50:31 2008.
Reputation:  The Punisher
Reputation bar:
[X......]

223667: Kraxthrax, commander of the orcish horde

388843: A filthy robed skaven performing a strange ritual

 460766: Kilgader the Packmaster stands here, commanding the vermin     

Guild level: 35.
Joined:      Sat Jul 19 12:50:31 2008.
Reputation:  Thunderer
Reputation bar:
[@@@@@@@@@::::.........]

897042: Tom Bombadil is here feeding birds and bunnies. 

583978: The spirit of Kourish Singh, the thirteenth ruler of the Clan

646152: A scaled medusa with a paralyzing gaze             

You tell Dxxx 'jaha, pitäsköhän sitä lähtee ryyppäämään:P'
Dxxx tells you 'no oha se jo yli 12 :D'
You tell Dxxx 'mjoo'
Dxxx tells you 'minkas kunniaksi nyt juodaa?'
You tell Dxxx 'vähä olot'
Dxxx tells you 'jeh'
You tell Dxxx 'emmä juo minkään takia, mä oon pro!'
Dxxx tells you ':D'
Dxxx tells you 'seo paras syy.'
You emote to Dxxx 'agrees with you fully.'

sallary:

1,3m exp, 400 rep, 100 cpoints

long road ahead still....

Hipander

Guild level: 35.
Joined:      Sat Jul 19 12:50:31 2008.
Reputation:  Violence Embodied
Reputation bar:
[@@@@@@@.]



still some work in this.

huh... so far to go, i didnt even fathom the depths..
Guild level: 32.
Joined:      Sat Jul 19 12:50:31 2008.
Reputation:  Desperado
Reputation bar:
[@########::::::::]

You score a *BELL* *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you BARBARICALLY BASH Jean-Luc causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
Jean-Luc gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.
Jean-Luc is DEAD, R.I.P.

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yeah, i guess i can call this the start:

Hipander

Guild level: 26.
Joined:      Sat Jul 19 12:50:31 2008.
Reputation:  witted fighter
Reputation bar:
[@##::::::......]


bit stiffy going though it is...

super tune strikes again -->
27475: Balthas, the Reaver's High Priest of EVIL                          |
|   14552: Decideroum the Reavers Necromancer            

ei voi muuta sanoo kun että hienosti homma hoidettu himaan totaalisen
aneemisell apwipellä tänää... puuh

Cackling devilishly Bull RELENTLESSLY RAMS you causing heart tissue to fly
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
hp: -196 (714) [-910] sp: 594 (594) [] ep: 352 (365) cash: 3168 [] exp: 90303
[]

YOU HAVE IT! You execute triple-round-house-kick to Reaver Beastmaster's head
with UNEARTHLY speed. his head makes a CRUNCHING sound and almost shifts from
it's place.

alkaa olla vähän viirupäinen meno tänään:
alkaa olla vähän viirupäinen meno tänään:

You are registered to the looking for party list.


  Lvl   Name         Message                             Idle
-------------------------------------------------------------
  66    Hipander     tell murgan elä yllytä hullua! eiks 0s
  80    Magiscus     haboloc                             3s

2 player(s) found.

You hurt Guardsman who seems to become somewhat confused.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Grinning diabolically you punch Guardsman tearing the ribcage open and pulling
out a still beating heart.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Grinning diabolically you punch Guardsman tearing the ribcage open and pulling
out a still beating heart.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
YUCH, Guardsman's entrails spill all over the place.
Guardsman is DEAD, R.I.P.

nice one!

You carefully pick up your shovel and dig a grave for the corpse.
There is nothing here called gold!
There is nothing here called platinum!
You take a pile of anipium coins.
There is nothing here called batium!
There is nothing here called mithril!
hp: 618 (688) [] sp: 484 (548) [] ep: 117 (317) cash: 45099 [+45000] exp:
29658 []

the day hath come again:

LAG: 10 seconds (Mon Aug 13 12:17:16 2007).
Game Driver shouts 'Batmud is now wizard-locked by Durand.'
[chat]: Hipander cheers enthusiastically at Durand.
Durand shouts 'quit.'
Durand shouts 'now.'
[chat]: Hipander waves happily.


<  Prophet > Arakorni the Paladin <wtf crew>
<  Daemon  > Durand the title less (logging in)
<   Adept  > Era of idling
<   Bunny  > Favorit the Archwizard
<   Adept  > Ghetto Blasterr
<   Magus  > Grimsh
< Sorceror > Grizzt
<   Augur  > Hablo of Doom, Regular of the Rusty Shield
[    58    ] Hipander Ambi-Sinister the Human <:FRA:.A.>
<  Wizling > Ilkeä Setä <kapitalistiriistäjähehku>
< Codeslave> Machaon the Codeslave
<  Wizard  > Malar the Wizard
<PullaSorsa> PullaSorsa
<  Warlock > The Father of Hate known as Sai
< MordArch > The archpigeon is dozing here
<Alfa-Arkki> Tomba, the Archwizard!
< Sorceress> Zithuahua
17 players shown. (<>=Wizard, {}=Leader, []=Mortal, ()=Reborn)

You tell Hair (idle 7min and 8s) 'funny how things go... "quality time" meant
 something like spending lazy hours in bed with gf once, now it seems to be
spending lazy hours cursing at computer in some odd text based game'

+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| An emerald claymore named 'Patonki'                                        
|
| This blade is of sterling make.                                            
|
| Your blade easily resists the strong pull of chaos magic.                  
|
| Superior enchantments pulse through this blade.                            
|
| This blade has fed from the blood of 4366 souls.                           
|
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Since the rebirth of the world, 142 souls have been added to your blade.   
|
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
+5 STR +2 DEX
hits tear/incise


this seems to be working pretty well now, more souls needed though, i want it
to SISSLE!

hard manual labor:

Time: 23 hours 41 minutes 22 seconds
Experience gained: 1210221
Experience lost: 0
Experience spent: 1526936
Battle skill summary:
Hits: 754 Misses: 431 Parries: 292 Ripostes: 242 Stuns: 7
Criticals: 22 Dodges: 273 Tumbles: 69 Stunned Maneuvers: 2

*puuh*

This party has killed 203 monsters (avg exp/mon: 7921).

Ryad tells you 'sä oot jaksanu, heh'
You tell Ryad 'mä oon mielipuoli, siks jaksan!'

Casualties of war:

176146: Kastore, the duke of Margolia

new solokill this morno, got meself ripped. kissed 800k goodbye....

,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| Party Name: DinG-DonG                    (Members:  1) | Exp Tot:    583777
|
| Created: Sun Aug 05 13:46:44 2007        ( 4h  7m 49s) | Exp/min:      2353
|
|========================================================|====================|
| Place  Name      Status      HP         SP        EP   | Lvl |   Experience
|
|========================================================|=====|==============|
| 1.2   Hipander      ldr  826( 847)  432( 525) 327(331) |  58 |       583777
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'

 This party has killed 38 monsters (avg exp/mon: 15362).


 - hard days work lies here - 

casualties of war:

Time: 2 hours 16 minutes 26 seconds
Experience gained: 512082
Experience lost: 0
Experience spent: 0

- back to the grinding wheel, i guess -

Minstrel tries to dodge your hit, but you are not fooled that easily!
You lightly bash Minstrel with shield causing large bones to crack loudly.
Minstrel asks 'Not exactly a music lover, are you?' 

Maximus says: I'LL KILL YOU WHIMP!!!
You are prepared to do the skill.
You hit Maximus the Torturer viciously in the head slicing away chunks of
flesh AND quickly hit again!
You hit Maximus the Torturer fiercely in the groin causing horrible gouges AND
quickly hit again!
A large hole replaces Maximus the Torturer's face.
Maximus the Torturer is DEAD, R.I.P.

 oh, my word :p  <!hips!>

You created a party called '[MaD they said! muahahahaa..]'.
You wiggle your bottom.
You offer Ryad a membership in your party.
Ryad is now acting member of the party.
Ryad steps to the left side of 1st row and starts following the leader.
You move to the middle of 2nd row.
The fire's warmth soothes you.
,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| 1.1   Ryad          fol  703( 703)  736( 902) 247(247) |  71 |            0
|
| 2.2   Hipander      ldr  981( 981)   38(  38) 344(344) |  54 |            0
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'
Hipander [party]: amm nyt meni jotain väärin:d


... here we go again... forwards to die!!!