nise stats: 
You boom 'Str: Low (78), fuck, Dex: Excellent (104), Con: Magic (167), Int:
Nice (52), Wis: Divine (130+), Cha:
 Gorgeers (100), Siz: Enormous (110).'

Daerid tells Trench and you 'woah, Inferno partyssä, maailmanlopun merkki'
Daerid tells Trench and you 'missä on crash helmet!'
Trench tells Daerid and you 'se hajos jo'

| 07:12   42756: Inferno Saunatonttu the Barsoomian         

El tells you 'vittu aina ku logaa sisää sulla o uus reputitle! :D'

You are prepared to do the skill.
As you complete the skill, you _leap_ backwards.
You fire an arrow at Savage chief.
You found a soft spot in Savage chief's hide!
*** CRITICAL shot! ***
The arrow *BLASTS* clear through Savage chief's torso and out the other side!
Archer quest 'Amazing Shot' completed!
You see from the wound your shot did full physical damage.

Starshine tells you 'sun partys on joku muuki!!'
Starshine tells you 'oon aika hämmästynyt'

(09:14) Pasigula tells you 'saiskoha äitiepäivä teppoi jos ottas sex chage'

Dargoth tells you 'btw'
Dargoth tells you 'oonko koskaa kertonu'
Dargoth tells you 'toi "eternal of the gnoll race" sopii sulle hyvin'

30d freeze \o/....see ya guys later

16:30       8: a gigantic black stone monolith, pulsing with divine powers 

22:08  717856: A towering demon, swathed in black

   d n th    ad   a , 562283 exp (party of 9) (morden)

01:00  948889: Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master 

15:49  953976: Wiespe the lecherous vampire

Arthas, the Paladin Master of the Hi.., 986057 exp (party of 7)

(16:34) Susette tells you 'mr reinc'
(16:34) Susette tells you 'oot niinku shar ja lightscape'

Tume lights a firework...
Whoosh!  The rocket shoots into the air!
A firework explodes "Inferno sucks goat balls!" in the sky.
Naamafanta tells you 'sinullahan on näköjään joku siikret rakastaja batissa
noiden ilotulitteiden perusteella'

(12:36) Daerid tells you 'oho, ja et ees oo gnolli, lol wtf?'
(12:36) Daerid tells you 'selkeesti fumblasit reincin jotenkin'

The Moment Has Arrived! The Big Jackpot Drawing For:
NASU's TASK POINT LOTTERY has been completed!!
And the Winner is: Inferno!!!!!


Task Point lottery winner! You receive 160 task points.

You say 'I've got a big hard present for you.'
You HUMP and HUMP and HUMP!
Goat goes 'GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!'.
YOU RAPED AS IF YOU WERE GROO HIMSELF!
save
532 rep
save

You HUMP and HUMP and HUMP!
Goat goes 'GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!'.
YOU ARE THE ENVY OF GOATFUCKERS WORLDWIDE!
+248 barbarian rep \o/

Zograh tells you 'ah, aukasinpas oluen :D'
Zograh tells you 'olipa muuten hyvväää!'
Grakstrilyte shouts 'Zograh bites the dust!'
Info: Zograh dies.

Congratulations! You have just completed Charitable endowment!
Task point award of 1 task point from 'Charitable endowment' - quest.
Bank transfer from Damogran (Newbie Help Warehouse) of 112023 gold

Zograh tells you 'ei voi chatata kunnolla ku vaimo nukkuu viel ni ei kärsi
mitää ylimääräsii näpyttelyjä, sori
 =)'

on tää taas tätä, retirenäkin joutuu neuvoo eternaalisia 100 lvl jamppoja 8)
*
*
(07:09) Lammas tells you 'mistä saa needle paitti nun guildista?('
(07:09) Lammas tells you 'herra merchantti kertoo!'
(07:09) Lammas tells you 'herra merchantti kertoo!'
(07:09) Lammas tells you 'herra merchantti kertoo!'
(07:09) You tell Lammas 'alakko huumeita käyttää ?'
(07:09) Lammas tells you 'fasdklj'
(07:09) You tell Lammas ':D'
(07:09) Lammas tells you 'haluis sewingii 8D'
(07:09) Lammas tells you 'ANNA ANNA'
(07:09) Lammas tells you 'ANNA ANNA'
(07:09) Lammas tells you 'ANNA ANNA'
(07:10) Lammas tells you '8D'
(07:10) Lammas tells you 'HAEMMEKO MM JODITAPLETTEJA APTEEKISTA JA KUN NIITÄ
EI LÖYDY ALAMME AMPUA IHMISIÄ?!?'
(07:10) You tell Lammas 'joo'
(07:10) Lammas tells you 'mistä saa neuloja helb'
(07:12) You tell Lammas 'areliumis adventurer's outfitter'
(07:12) You tell Lammas 'siitä la sign ja buy needle...'
(07:12) You tell Lammas 'joutuu retirenäkin sootana opettaa 100lvl jamppoja
.D'
(07:12) Lammas tells you '8D'

You fire an arrow at Eoward warrior.
You found a soft spot in Eoward warrior's hide!
*** CRITICAL shot! ***
The arrow *BLASTS* clear through Eoward warrior's torso and out the other
side!
Archer quest 'Nice Shot' completed!

17986: Inferno Saunatonttu the Lich

(12:09) Naamafanta tells you 'tuo fart infernally sopii vain liian hyvin sinun
tervehtimiseen :)'
(12:09) Naamafanta tells you 'muita saatan tervehtiä esim fart generously'
(12:09) You tell Naamafanta ':D'
(12:09) Naamafanta tells you 'mutta jokin viehtymys sinua kohtaan tuossa
infernallyssa on :)'

Minesweeper tells you 'reanimoin sut tommoseen helvetin rumaan rottaan'

(15:59) Merc tells Darkki and you 'nukuttaa ja huono olo ja panettaa'
(16:00) You tell Darkki and Merc 'ei muutakuin käsi heilumaan...'
(16:00) Darkki tells Merc and you 'johan on kombo'
***

Stormfall axe screams 'Rub my blades, BITCH!'

Stormfall axe screams 'Rub my haft! Yeah RUB IT!'

Stormfall axe says 'Hey Master, you have crap gear..

\o/ Stormfall axe says 'Did you see that chick's arse? Whoah.'

Stormfall axe says 'Master, how about not chesting me after we finish making
exp? I hate that cheap chest of yours..'

Stormfall axe says 'Magic is for pussies..'

Stormfall axe says 'Hmm Master, your arse is getting rather wide..perhaps you
should exp more often to get some
 exersice..'

Here is the Bard play me and Str did today at Skeep's Amphitheatre
  ------
%Inferno says 'Hello everybody, I'm going to play and sing a little song for
you.'
%Inferno bows to the crowd
%Str enters the stage.
%Inferno sings 'Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream...'
%Str says 'What! What?'
%Inferno sings 'Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream...'
%Str says 'What are YOU doing, it's time for MY show!'
%Inferno shouts 'what are you doing here? You are ruining my show!'
%Inferno says 'Nope, I am just about to start my play, now shoo!'
%Str says 'shoo yourself, I'm not going anywhere'
%Str takes one mithril coin and throws it on the stage
%Str says 'There, take that and leave!'
%Inferno waves his hand and smirks arrogantly.
%Inferno says 'I don't want your petty coins.'
%Str shrugs his shoulders.
%Str says 'Whatever, I'm doing my play now!'
%Str gently takes his piccolo from his pocket and starts playing it.
%Inferno yells 'Oh no you don't!'
%Inferno wields his sword and with a swift thrust he hits Str's instrument,
breaking it in two.
%Str stares at the pieces with terror in his eyes.
%Str screams 'Aaaaaaaargh! You brainless imbecile!'.
%Str grabs Inferno's guitar that's lying on the floor and hits the stage with
it. The guitar shatters into pieces.
%Inferno attacks Str with his sword.
%Str shouts 'HELP! This maniac is trying to kill me!'.
%Str yells 'Unfair! I have no combat training or experience, I'm just a lonely
bard!'.
%Inferno fails his attack, because someone threw a tomato at him from the
audience.
%Inferno wipes the tomato from his face.
%Inferno turns to Str and grins evilly, ready to hit the killing blow.
%Str suddently notices his mithril coin and ducks to pick it up at the same
moment when Inferno slashes.
%Inferno swings his sword in the air missing Str's head by just a few
millimeters.
%Inferno is so surprised that he loses his grip on the sword, making it fly
across the stage.
%Str puts the coin in his purse and notices what has happened.
%Inferno starts to move closer to the sword but Str is already ahead of him.
%Str takes the sword and wields it
%Str starts swining it furiously left and right, luckily you are safe distance
away from him.
%Str misses Inf.
%Str misses Inf.
%Str misses Inf.
%Inferno takes huge battleaxe from his inventory and wields it in both hands.
%Str looks at the battleaxe astonished.
%Str says 'Whow! Where did THAT come from?'
%Inferno says 'from my inventory!'
%Str says 'where?'
%Inferno says 'inventory, umm.. youknow, pockets.'
%Str says 'your pockets must be h-u-g-e on the inside!'
%Inferno grins again evilly and attacks Str.
%Str jumps backwards.
%Inferno incisively tears Str's cloths, causing a nasty ripping sound.
%Str eeps as his trousers drop to his ankles.
%Inferno laughs and points at Str's undies that have lovely pictures of small
white kittens.
%Str shouts 'Argh! Now you destroyed my pants also!'.
%Str cries 'first my lovely piccolo, now my silk pants..'.
%Str shouts 'I'll kill you!'.
%Str tries to hit Inferno.
%Str tries but misses again.
%Str kicks the trousers off his legs.
%Str tightens his grip on the sword, this time concentrating for better slash.
%Inferno successfully dodges Str's futile slash.
%Inferno laughs.
%Str misses Inferno.
%Str misses Inferno.
%Str tries to hit again but misses again.
%Str swings the sword more and more, each time missing.
%Str is all exhausted and out of breath.
%Inferno laughs more.
%Str lifts a finger in the air as if to say 'Just a second'.
%Inferno tilts his head and wonders what Str is doing.
%Str takes a notebook from a small bag.
%Str reads the notebook.
%Str reads the notebook again.
%Str memorizes the tunes for Noituloves dischord.
%Str puts the notebook back in the small bag.
%Inferno taps his foot impatiently.
%Str starts chanting.
%Str sings 'dIsCHoRD!'
%Str watches with selfpride as his noituloves dischord hits Inferno.
%Inferno falls down laughing.
%Inferno says 'is that all you got?'
%Str ponders for a second.
%Str starts chanting.
%Inferno leans on his battleaxe, smiling and waiting.
%Str chantes some more...
%Str utters the magic words 'havia kauhistus pois!'
%Inferno eeps.
%Inferno disappears into thick air.
%Str smiles happily.
%Str walks to his trousers and picks them up.
%Str shrugs his shoulders.
%Str turns to the audience.
%Str says 'oh well, that's all tonight! Thanks for coming!'
%Str bows.

You sit on Santa's lap.
Santa gives you a present.
Santa drops you from his knee.
--
open present
You open the present.
From the present falls a present wrapped in red paper.

--
You open the present.
From the present falls the amulet of the Wendigo Warrior.

house-sized blob of translucent yell.., 378672 exp , 26.11

Tume tells you 'näin unta että vaihit birthis nimels erno tms :D'

The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about switch weapon.

read book
The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about stunned maneuvers.

Kori tells you 'sulla kyllä monipuoliset noi reinssit :d'
Kori tells you 'oot joko lich tai gnoll tiger :D'

You are done with the chant.
You speak the ancient Word of Spite 'torrfra'
You falter and fumble the spell. Amazingly it fires upon yourself.
A glowing white mystical symbol appears in the air before you!
Horrible screaming fills your mind!
Targets of type lich are added to your list.
You feel like you managed to channel additional POWER to your spell.
A word of spite hits you.
You watch with astonishment as your word of spite hits yourself.

The best spite mark ever!!!! :)

Tume tells you 'http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YH5MEyNuIM' (Wed Dec 31
13:18:50 2008)

Eksrei rings a tiny bell just beside your ear!  Ding!
You emote to Eksrei 'listens carefully to you.'
Eksrei tells you 'healer ?'
You tell Eksrei ':DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
DDDDDDDDDD'
Eksrei tells you 'vai mika oot :D'
You tell Eksrei 'repesin :DD'
Eksrei tells you ':D'
Eksrei tells you 'jaa mersu'
Eksrei tells you 'no kato joo ku typol hakkaa'
Eksrei tells you 'selkeesti ei pitas yrittaa puhuu missa 5min heraamisen peraa
:)'

18:27) Immortal says 'voi.'
(18:27) Immortal says 'HUOH.'
(18:27) Immortal says 'perse.'
(18:27) Immortal says 'voimasana.'
(18:27) Immortal says 'vittuSI#?"=!=)("!¤#=U(¤!UJOFDSA.'
(18:27) Immortal says 'VOIMASANA.'
(18:27) Immortal says 'harvoin menee hermo koneen takia.'
(18:27) Immortal says 'mut alkaa olla sellanen heitä kone ikkunasta ulos ja
vapaudu kahleista olotila.'
(18:27) Immortal says 'VOIMASANA.'
(18:29) Immortal says 'vittu uliuli, kovotki o iha täynnä ja laukeemispisteessä
 ja uli uli VOIMASANA softat paskana ku uliuli crackhaksor vittu uliuli
partitiot päin vittua uliuli vapauta lahnat että saat lisää tilaa uliuli.'

(07:42) Kori tells you 'lollol' (Fri May 04 22:26:46 2007)
(07:42) Kori tells you 'a fire elemental, the embodiment of inferno        
#1' (Fri May 04 22:26:54 2007)
(07:42) Kori tells you 'jätkän ruumiillistuma on tapettu :D/' (Fri May 04
22:27:08 2007)

Inferno (sales): int stuff for trade to dam stuff
(13:10) Lightscape tells you 'wtf!?'
(13:10) Lightscape tells you 'ootko sä iha sekasi!!!'
(13:10) Lightscape tells you 'sä puhut sales kanaval!'

You carefully break the cookie, eat it and find a small note inside saying:

You can't possibly eat more. You discard rest of the food.
---------------------------------------------------------------------
The United States is like the guy at the party who gives cocaine to
everybody and still nobody likes him.
                -- Jim Samuels
---------------------------------------------------------------------

Kori tells you 'hei kerros mista saan ladattua winzipin'
You tell Kori 'www.winzip.com'
You tell Kori ':DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD'
Kori tells you 'veda handuun jne'

(21:11) Kori tells you 'nimmarin ja didldon ostin sarilta :D'
(21:12) Kori tells you 'BB sari ja timo oli täällä sexileluja myymäsä'
You tell Kori 'ei ollu :D'
(21:12) Kori tells you 'juu'
(21:13) Kori tells you 'nimmarin sain sarilta ja ostettii vibra tytölle :P'

Tosi mudari kapakista mudaa....

Kori tells you 'en pysty nyt aukasee, telnet+jossai kapakis'
Kori tells you 'täällä imatralla oon tytön liuopna'
You tell Kori 'ja mudaat kapakasta ?:D'
Kori tells you 'jeh'
Kori tells you 'iha ihme kavereita tolla tytöllä'
Kori tells you 'mieluummin tuun kattoo wattafuck tällä tapahtuu'
Kori tells you 'hyst tuli viereen'

Caruth tells you 'Inferno = A place or condition suggestive of hell,
especially with respect to human suffering or death'
Caruth tells you 'ootko sä niinku matkatoimisto?'

(23:22) Kori tells you 'hei sanoppas'
(23:23) Kori tells you 'mite pystyy siipi lihaxia reenaamaan kotona :D'
(23:24) Kori tells you 'nii siis'
(23:24) Kori tells you 'mitkä noi nyt on nimeltään'

Kori tells you 'bittu vihhaan kirjottaa reply inferno moro'
Kori tells you 'Not a valid adverb, 'inferno'.'
Kori tells you 'gf gfgf gfgf fg'

You are done with the chant.
You clap your hands and whisper 'yugzhrr paf' (Aneurysm)
You use your right hand for channeling harmful powers.
You harm Demon a lot.
 ..The power of Burglefloogah takes over you!!
     You hear an awful crackling as you drain the life out of Demon!!

You are done with the chant.
You clap your hands and whisper 'PAF PAF PAF!' (Harm body)
You use your right hand for channeling harmful powers.
You harm Hunter really much.
 ..The power of Burglefloogah takes over you!!
     You hear an awful crackling as you drain the life out of Hunter!!

You stomp-kick Demon of justice.
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
You BARBARICALLY STRIKE Demon of justice.
A large hole replaces Demon of justice's face.
Demon of justice is DEAD, R.I.P.

You clap your hands and whisper 'PAF PAF PAF!' (Harm body)
You use your right hand for channeling harmful powers.
You harm High disciple really much.
 ..The power of Burglefloogah takes over you!!
     You hear an awful crackling as you drain the life out of High disciple!!

(22:25) Kori tells Handless and you 'kerran sanoin extyttöystävälle että hän
tarvii kuntopyörää:jouduin lääkäriin yöksi'

(22:25) Kori tells Handless and you '...misreply'

aika evilii...
| Created: Mon Oct 30 12:57:28 2006        (22h 45m 24s) | Exp/min:       666
|

Oogga, famed Barbarian Lord, 562752 exp (party of 9)

Dargoth tells you 'ela spammii keskityn'

140519: Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster 
---
Mithrandir's shade gets a sorrowful look in his eyes and keels over.
....................aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggghHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You hear the wailing of Nature as the prime defender of Nature, Mithradir the
Druid GuildMaster's soul, is banished by evil Inferno and his cohorts.
---
632837: Shade of Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster

510199: A towering demon, swathed in black 

498115: Patrick Amberley 

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Susette tells you 'olipas hyväkäytöksinen sipulipillu, itse tarjoutu tekee
röökitki'

446269: Llyth, the demon queen of spiders

Dimwit tells you 'fukkaat mun tellit ok?!:D'

511826: Apocalypse, the world crushing demon  

127339: a man clad in black silk smiling at you in arrogant manner
tenji 24.9.2006

1390293: Lear Rotth, the undead lord superior, infuriated beyond comprehens
22.9.2006

nostin taas pari lepaa tänään, eipä täs muuta -43lvl-

tein lisälepoja muutamat, joinasin ee+ claaniin, mahtavaa ja kivaa. Vittu ku
pitää mennä kauppaa, ei jaksais mut pakko, ei jaksa ilman ruokaa tehä mitään.
-41lvl-

otimpa pari lepaa taas, onneksi maksaa vielä niin vähän lepat että on helppo
tehdä -38lvl-

ei jaksa questei, otan lepaa

taas päivä alko ihanasti. Ekaksi jotkut homot tappeli kokoyön tuolla, meinasin
mennä jo valittaa, mutta nukahdin ennen ku jaksoin nousta sängystä. Sit
heräsin ja nukuin metodilla kokoyö ja väsyttää nytten aika kivasti. Mutta uus
päivä on aina uus. -34lvl-

voi paska, poltin sitten suun kunnolla ku tipahti purkki chiliä suoraan ruuan
päälle, empä saanu kaikkee pois niin ei voi mitään. Neepa ku on niin neeppa
tuun olemaan -34lvl-

jaahas, seuraavaksi pitää tehdä help baron, ku ottaa lepaa -34lvl-

otin parit lepot lisää, vielä pitäis questei tehdä

jepulis kepulis dalla dillan daa, tää birthaus on jees, ja kaikki on jees,
kuhan vaan on jees