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Posted: 22 Dec 2022 13:56 [ permalink ]
a sloppy almond habit
a habit as sloppily made as this one is hardly worth commenting on. It's crap.
This item is a present from santa to Jaqiwar.
Posted: 02 Dec 2022 10:10 [ permalink ]
Vic says 'Thank you for the help! With these supplies I can refurbish this
place and that should attract more customers.'   
Congratulations! You have just completed Tiki bar makeover!
You receive 169 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 2 training points.
Posted: 25 Nov 2022 08:41 [ permalink ]
Ancient book of knowledge (friendly)
The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about consider.
Posted: 02 Nov 2022 13:35 [ permalink ]
a Warrior Chieftain says 'YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE!'
Posted: 08 Oct 2022 22:00 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed King!**
look
Posted: 19 Sep 2022 19:43 [ permalink ]
You pick an apple.
Ahh, the first ever apple from the tree you've planted yourself. You can only
imagine what wonders it holds, and what a miracle of life it is. You polish
its cheeks, and it shines a marvellous light. You can't wait to taste the
beauty -- will it be sweet, bittersweet, or just bitter. You can't help but
think of life in general, how it can be sweet or bitter, but to never try is
even worse than the occasional bitterness.
- First exprate apple from my monktree
Posted: 22 Dec 2021 19:23 [ permalink ]
****
Falcon talon strike training peaked!
****
Posted: 21 Dec 2021 20:26 [ permalink ]
You are now a True Master of wave crest strike.
Posted: 14 Dec 2021 17:44 [ permalink ]
Kalas says 'Congratulations! I now have all the three parts of the shield. You
have proven yourself worthy indeed Jaqiwar. You shall from now on be known as
a Defender of Faith.
Posted: 10 Dec 2021 21:38 [ permalink ]
You are now a True Master of hydra fang strike.
Hydra fang strike 110%
Posted: 10 Dec 2021 12:24 [ permalink ]
You sit on Santa's lap.
Santa gives you a present.
You open the present.
From the present falls a golden miniature statue of Amarth.
Posted: 11 Nov 2021 20:04 [ permalink ]
Your training is starting to pay off!
You feel like you just got slightly better in lions teeth throw.
Got two point update from single hit (61% -> 63%)
Posted: 09 Nov 2021 11:35 [ permalink ]
You utter a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
Your conviction grows stronger.
Congratulations! After this excellent display no one will question your
conviction. You are now a Knight of Holy War.
Posted: 01 Nov 2021 16:09 [ permalink ]
You don't feel to be in harmony with yourself.
You feel in harmony with yourself, the universe and life in general.
Posted: 28 Oct 2021 21:05 [ permalink ]
You open the box.
Calling Trick Or Treat completed!
You earned 10 Celestial Energy.
Posted: 26 Oct 2021 18:04 [ permalink ]
Ackbar shouts 'Jaqiwar has completed my warrior quest and proved himself
worthy of a Damien'
Second Damien done.
Posted: 26 Oct 2021 14:33 [ permalink ]
Your armour improves your general protection to be UNGODLY.
Your armour improves your protection against bashing to be UNGODLY.
Your armour improves your protection against cutting to be UNGODLY.
Your armour improves your protection against stabbing to be UNGODLY.
Posted: 18 Oct 2021 19:14 [ permalink ]
Cackling devilishly you BARBARICALLY PIERCE Statue of bear making the head
explode from a MASSIVE acid blast.
Posted: 23 Sep 2021 20:18 [ permalink ]
Number of continents rushed: 5.
PLACES TO GO PEOPLE TO KILL completed!
Posted: 20 Sep 2021 20:33 [ permalink ]
Your work shift is over.
Your work shift ends.
You earned 20000 gold during your shift.
Congratulations! You have just completed Harbormaster!
You receive 2290 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 2 training points.
You have earned a fortune working as a harbormaster in Waldrand!
Posted: 17 Apr 2021 20:44 [ permalink ]
Cackling devilishly you BARBARICALLY PIERCE Drogo forcing the heart to
incinerate.
Posted: 17 Apr 2021 20:11 [ permalink ]
You feel that Ggr is satisfied.
Posted: 16 Feb 2021 18:16 [ permalink ]
You feel you have released a small amount of destructive energy.
READY, SET, KILL MAIM DESTROY! completed!
Deer gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.
Deer is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 03 Feb 2021 14:39 [ permalink ]
Doctor Oso gives you a cup of coffee.
Congratulations! You have just completed Coffee time!
You receive 866 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 2 training points.
Posted: 02 Feb 2021 15:21 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Shrine search!
You receive 44022 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
Posted: 02 Feb 2021 14:17 [ permalink ]
You feel extremely lucky.
An incarnation of Prosperity has been seen traversing through the continent of
Desolathya, bringing prosperity in its wake!
You feel prosperous, experience is practically flowing through your veins.
Posted: 02 Feb 2021 09:19 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Dortlewall town patrol!
You receive 14628 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 4 training points
Posted: 01 Feb 2021 19:15 [ permalink ]
You take the wooden stake and stab it through the vampire's heart with all
your strenght. The vampire jerks a bit and turn to dust before your eyes.
Congratulations! You have just completed Paladin stronghold!
You receive 223 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 2 training points.
Posted: 01 Feb 2021 14:20 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Help atriel!
You receive 2566 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
Posted: 07 Jan 2021 11:49 [ permalink ]
An unearthly feeling takes over your body as you enter the room.  You
have passed the test of the Ancient Warriors and proved yourself to be worthy
of the legendary Damien; The equipment of a true warrior.  Completing this
task grants you 29172 experience; You've managed to find a truly special
place.
Congratulations! You have just completed Ackbar's warrior shrine!
You receive 24726 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 6 training points.
Posted: 27 Dec 2020 18:54 [ permalink ]
As the elemental being vanishes, you have completed the task. Congratulations!
New bonus gained: Access to third elemental ki-power of your choice: air.
New bonus gained: Access to Unsu kata.
Posted: 15 Dec 2020 18:34 [ permalink ]
Giant hare is DEAD, R.I.P.
Success! You have prevailed against the bark-eating hares. The slight damage
will heal over time, and the tree is safe, for now...
Posted: 15 Dec 2020 18:22 [ permalink ]
While meditating, you notice some hare droppings suspiciously close to the
tree. Hares are natural born tree killers, that much you do know. This can
only mean trouble is on its way.
Posted: 20 May 2020 12:53 [ permalink ]
an old and large auburn dragon
Auburnmist exclaims 'You are a minotaur, aren't you? I do not have any fond
memories of the people of your kind! I swear I will kill and feast with your
scorched flesh!'
Posted: 20 May 2020 07:55 [ permalink ]
Milling wheat.
You grind some wheat in the mill.
Congratulations! You have just completed Miller!
You receive 1337 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 2 training points.
You have earned a fortune working as a miller in Waldrand!
Posted: 13 May 2020 13:18 [ permalink ]
You give a crumbled stack of scientific notes to Alchemist.
Alchemist says 'Oh my! You found my lost notes! I'm eternally grateful.' 
Congratulations! You have just completed Alchemist's dilemma!
You receive 946 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 2 training points.
Alchemist says 'Here, take this as a reward for your efforts.
Alchemist gives you a potion.
Posted: 08 May 2020 09:24 [ permalink ]
Cackling devilishly you HORRIBLY DOUBLE-KICK Evil griffon soul in the groin,
causing blood to burst out from the mouth.
Posted: 25 Apr 2020 08:43 [ permalink ]
Your hands start to glow with power. With unearthly speed you thrust both of
your hands into Adult giraffe's chest shattering his ribcage and instantly
pushing them out from his back! YOU HAVE IT! You execute triple-round-house-kic
k to Adult giraffe's head with UNEARTHLY speed. His head makes a CRUNCHING
sound and almost shifts from its place.
Posted: 25 Apr 2020 08:15 [ permalink ]
Learned this from Steven Seagal: Cackling devilishly you grab, headbutt, then
NECK-SNAP Kardam in the chest, sealing up cardiac veins and crushing the
ribcage.
Posted: 21 Apr 2020 08:40 [ permalink ]
Mummy shouts 'Burn in hell, Burn!'
Ghost of Burn (ghost): ress please
Posted: 25 Aug 2019 21:06 [ permalink ]
Murky clouds gather above Convent of White Rose.
The bells of the Convent of the White Rose boom a message of grief throughout
the realm... *BOMMMM* .... *BOMMMM* ... *BOMMM* ... *BOMMM* ... *BOMMM* ...
*BOMMM* ... *BOMMM* ... *BOMMM* ... *BOMMM* ... *BOMMM* ...
And then, deafening silence falls upon the realm.
Your heart rejoices the cruel death of something Holy.  You feel BAD!
Posted: 24 Aug 2019 19:34 [ permalink ]
The world around you wobbles, shifts and slowly comes to a halt. It seems the
walls between the different planes of existance are once again impregnable,
with the clone menace on the other side and you.. on the other side.
Posted: 23 Aug 2019 12:31 [ permalink ]
Whoa! Bloody horns raised from 72% to 73%. This took something like 80M of exp
while being a minotaur.
Posted: 19 Aug 2019 08:00 [ permalink ]
Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY DISMEMBER Homeless human forcing the heart to
incinerate.
Posted: 13 Aug 2019 09:04 [ permalink ]
The heavens suddenly darken in the distance, with stormclouds gathering over a
peculiarly small area ... after a while, the storm dissipates as fast as it
appeared.
You wonder what that was all about.
Posted: 07 Jul 2019 19:13 [ permalink ]
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you BRUTALLY CRUSH Sentry with shield causing heart tissue
to fly everywhere.
Posted: 05 Jul 2019 21:14 [ permalink ]
You shake Aegis before life.
Life is stunned by fear from Aegis!
A large hole replaces Life's face.
Life is DEAD, R.I.P.
You suck the soul of Life from the corpse.
Posted: 02 Jul 2019 20:21 [ permalink ]
scan all
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you BARBARICALLY REND Cave lizard causing heart tissue to
fly everywhere.
Posted: 24 Dec 2018 13:05 [ permalink ]
Ulath shouts 'Merry Christmas everyone! If you're non-denominational and feel 
upset, I don't give a fuck! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Posted: 23 Dec 2018 21:55 [ permalink ]
You draw door frames in the air and utter (dimension door)
Your spell just sputters.
Something scary happened!
You feel drained.
Hp: 847  Sp: -1152 -1635 Ep: 413
Posted: 18 Dec 2018 20:53 [ permalink ]
You lecture: 
Testicles - loss of consciousness is caused by a severe
strike to the nerves and arteries in this delicate area,
causing the testicles to rise producing a loss of motor
function and ability to breathe. A penetrating strike to
the prostate nerve can cause death.
Posted: 11 Dec 2018 12:18 [ permalink ]
You open the present.
From the present falls a golden miniature statue of Tomba.
Posted: 09 Dec 2018 17:04 [ permalink ]
Santa gives you a present.
You open the present.
From the present falls a present wrapped in red paper.
From the present falls a tinning kit.
Posted: 06 Dec 2018 15:57 [ permalink ]
a Finnish flag floats around in the air
You claim the 1 taskpoint.
Posted: 05 Dec 2018 18:20 [ permalink ]
Info: Is it friday? saturday? oh, wednesday? hell, who cares. Go get yourself
wasted already.
Posted: 30 Nov 2018 19:19 [ permalink ]
Ancient book of knowledge (friendly)
read book
The book crumbles to dust in your hands.
You feel more knowledgable about bloody horns.
Posted: 25 Oct 2018 12:11 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Save the farmers!
You receive 986 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 2 training points.
You give A bloody wyvern head to Wife.
Posted: 22 Oct 2018 20:11 [ permalink ]
You bow your head and concentrate on the destructive energies you have
collected.
You are an Ultimate Reaver -- chaos and destruction made flesh!
You have 100.036% of the energy needed for this final stage.
Posted: 18 Oct 2018 20:47 [ permalink ]
party report Spawn will drop in 2 minutes.
29680: a lean, white-scaled drake
First time killed an ice drake
Posted: 13 Oct 2018 10:47 [ permalink ]
WORLDWIDE TOUR OF TERROR completed!
You score a KILLING BLOW on Stag!
You feel you have released a tiny amount of destructive energy.
Stag moves on to happier hunting grounds.
Posted: 12 Oct 2018 20:28 [ permalink ]
Finally got the tusk for the Tzarakk guest: 1. 12/10/18 | a massive, leathery
elephant with gi.., 128877 exp
Posted: 09 Oct 2018 18:58 [ permalink ]
a HORRIBLE, HUGE and ANCIENT squid
Posted: 05 Oct 2018 19:11 [ permalink ]
Grinning diabolically you CRUELLY RIDDLE  Adult giraffe causing heart tissue
to fly everywhere.
Posted: 04 Oct 2018 21:46 [ permalink ]
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Smiling devilishly you REALLY DRILL Old man causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
Posted: 03 Oct 2018 19:41 [ permalink ]
Smiling devilishly you uncontrollably dig through Goblin warrior causing heart
tissue to fly everywhere.
Posted: 02 Oct 2018 18:59 [ permalink ]
Today I'm feeling smart: Int: Pathetic (0--)  Wis: Decent (36--)
Posted: 04 Feb 2018 18:53 [ permalink ]
You feel the hand of some Evil Gods penetrate the world and grip your very
soul! You sense some of your precious strength flow from your being and into
Spiderman which seems to sustain them.
Posted: 04 Feb 2018 13:43 [ permalink ]
How area tune works:
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Posted: 09 Jan 2018 19:43 [ permalink ]
Wise man says 'Back in my day, we didn't even have legs.  We had to crawl
everywhere!
Posted: 01 Jan 2018 16:37 [ permalink ]
You score a KILLING BLOW on Porter!
READY, SET, KILL MAIM DESTROY! completed!
Porter dies in a massive fit of convulsions.
Porter is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 27 Dec 2017 18:51 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed 'Burn them all'
You can now cast any offensive spell before combat begins without disrupting
control over your fire entity.
Posted: 11 Dec 2017 13:08 [ permalink ]
You open the present.
From the present falls a present wrapped in red paper.
You open the present.
From the present falls a copper trident.
Posted: 03 Dec 2017 14:48 [ permalink ]
Full-grown bull exclaims 'Uh Oh! Rampaging Whirlwind!'
Posted: 28 Nov 2017 21:12 [ permalink ]
Your marvellous forestman skills lets you pass the aggressive Tiny sparrow
without being noticed.*
Posted: 24 Nov 2017 23:53 [ permalink ]
An incarnation of Prosperity has been seen traversing through the continent of
Furnachia, bringing prosperity in its wake! You feel prosperous, experience is
practically flowing through your veins.
Posted: 16 Nov 2017 19:20 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
****
Falling boulder strike training peaked!
****
Posted: 10 Nov 2017 19:53 [ permalink ]
,------------.
| Lvl | Name |
|=====|========================================================================
|  30 | Jaqiwar Surmantuoja the Minotaur (blazing) (Si-Jo)
`------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Munkkien määrä on suorastaan liikuttava. Best evö!
Posted: 20 Oct 2017 19:23 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
****
Hydra fang strike training peaked!
****
Posted: 09 Mar 2017 20:19 [ permalink ]
Info: The following Clones event has also been sponsored by Banba.
Posted: 03 Mar 2017 18:03 [ permalink ]
Damogran [newbie]: Introducing a new player to BatMUD: Iivoniskanen.
Posted: 17 Feb 2017 23:16 [ permalink ]
10939: Jaqiwar Surmantuoja the Leprechaun
Posted: 30 Jan 2017 21:04 [ permalink ]
You pour the contents of the flask into the well.
You watch as the elixir bubbles slightly, and a toxic odor is given off.
Whatever poison was in the water has been eradicated now.
Congratulations! You have just completed Save secladin village!
You receive 736 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
Posted: 30 Dec 2016 20:58 [ permalink ]
Troll warrior exclaims 'Muah, I Rock!' 
The troll swears 'God dammit, I'm dead AGAIN!
Troll warrior loses the privilege to live.
Troll warrior is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 28 Dec 2016 19:54 [ permalink ]
Krab says: "Oh hey, look at that! You've brought me all the drinks I need. Now
I can... uh.. I mean.. now my CUSTOMER can get hammered. I was going to give
you a special item but I see you've already found one somewhere. Let me do
some magic with it instead."
The wanderer crest flashes briefly.
Posted: 24 Dec 2016 18:06 [ permalink ]
A lonely Christmas taskpoint finds itself in your pocket
Posted: 24 Dec 2016 10:10 [ permalink ]
Balroc shouts 'CONQUER IS ASSHOLE AND A JEW.'
Conquer shouts 'BALROC LIES.'
Endure shouts 'CAN'T YOU DO THE LEWD SOMEWHERE ELSE?'
Posted: 22 Dec 2016 13:00 [ permalink ]
Ulath shouts 'Halt!'
You exclaim 'Hammerzeit!'
You dance stupidly.
Posted: 18 Dec 2016 18:17 [ permalink ]
General Info:
    HO! HO! HO!  Experience tunes will be considerably rigged in your favour
from the beginning of 24th until the boot of 27th (EET).  Merry Christmas!
Posted: 05 Dec 2016 22:28 [ permalink ]
OH MY GOD!!!!!  Your balls just fell off!!!!!!!!
Jaqiwar's balls
You take Jaqiwar's balls.
Posted: 02 Dec 2016 21:24 [ permalink ]
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you BARBARICALLY SLAM Hunter with shield causing heart
tissue to fly everywhere.
Posted: 27 Nov 2016 17:33 [ permalink ]
You wrestle with Alligator and forcefully push it under water and attempt to
drown it. You manage to keep it under water for a while. When Alligator
finally struggles from your hands, it gasps for air.
Posted: 27 Nov 2016 11:17 [ permalink ]
You are no longer leading Lazy sloth.
The sloth falls asleep, then rolls off the side of the boat.
You have completed the beastmaster quest 'Faster than usual!
Posted: 22 Nov 2016 21:18 [ permalink ]
Cackling devilishly you BRUTALLY TEAR Newbie cook causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
*
Posted: 22 Nov 2016 20:48 [ permalink ]
\|/                                                  \|/
--*-- Fireworks! Colourful rockets light up the sky! --*--
 /|\                                                  /|\
                                                        
      The last rocket spells 'Porkzar' on the sky.
Posted: 18 Nov 2016 20:25 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
As the wild spirit of the basilisk has been broken down, it loses most of its
power. You think in your mind what on earth are you going to do with this
silly looking beast, who won't even turn your opponents into stone. You end
your thought with a silent curse at those damned wizards. All that pain, and
no gain! You have completed the beastmaster quest 'Everybody must get stoned!
Posted: 12 Nov 2016 10:38 [ permalink ]
You bite Borsa hard like a guinea pig, making Borsa snarl from pain.
Posted: 09 Nov 2016 20:14 [ permalink ]
You surprise Harbor master completely as you grab saddlebags and skillfully
pull it over his head. Harbor master is having severe difficulties seeing
anything as you tighten saddlebags around the head decently.
Posted: 06 Nov 2016 15:21 [ permalink ]
Someone shouts 'Someone dies from a single blow, well almost at least!'
Posted: 05 Nov 2016 16:27 [ permalink ]
Amarth shouts 'Maximum luck for everyone (in case you missed the previous 
boost) due to new server!'
Posted: 04 Nov 2016 19:18 [ permalink ]
The reindeer charges at you with its horns but you EVADE the crash! Ole!
Posted: 07 Jul 2016 14:31 [ permalink ]
Your first tentacle strikes Fierce griffon forcing TOTAL SUFFOCATION.
Posted: 26 Apr 2016 19:59 [ permalink ]
5. 26/04/16 | Jaqiwar Blackwater the Minotaur (rid.., 19841 exp (party of 2)
Posted: 08 Jan 2016 19:34 [ permalink ]
This is the first time you've been here.
You gain 27913 additional explore experience from finding this place!
Posted: 01 Jan 2016 19:49 [ permalink ]
A warm breath of divine power suddenly engulfs you! You feel your whole body
starts to regenerate at an incredible speed, your wounds closing and lost
stamina coming back faster than ever before. You have been blessed by
Arakorni, enjoy adventuring.
Posted: 24 Dec 2015 21:40 [ permalink ]
Cyberman shouts 'Max luck for everyone! Meery Christmas!'
Posted: 24 Dec 2015 09:01 [ permalink ]
You form your knife-hands and jab rapidly at Frog, Frog, Frog and Frog.
Posted: 24 Dec 2015 00:35 [ permalink ]
General Info:

    Ho!  Ho!  Ho!  Double exp for the next three boots.  Merry Christmas!
Posted: 22 Dec 2015 19:38 [ permalink ]
Potatoes are round, brown, full of starch and an excellent food source. They
are also a great substitute for unhealthy christmas bakery, such as cakes.
Here, have one.
Posted: 20 Dec 2015 18:16 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
Combo Move: Ring of One Thousand Feet!
You send a shockwave of ki energy blasting through your enemies!
Man is hit by the shockwave and knocked down.
Man gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.
Man is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 13 Dec 2015 19:19 [ permalink ]
Cha: Perfect (121++)
Posted: 06 Dec 2015 15:05 [ permalink ]
Krab says: "Ok, I need you to bring me roughly 1 litre of spirit, 2 litres of
cognac, 10 litres of mixed drink, 2 litres of rum, 20 litres of beer, 5 litres
of strong wine, 10 litres of cider, 2 litres of bitter and 5 litres of
liqueur."
Posted: 06 Dec 2015 12:49 [ permalink ]
Congratulations, you have successfully solved the Towers of Hanoi! It took you
13min and 35s
Posted: 31 Dec 2013 20:27 [ permalink ]
Info: You feel like 2014 might be your lucky year!
Posted: 23 Dec 2013 22:58 [ permalink ]
You feel a godly presence inside you. You feel good!
You feel you are more resistant to acid.

Vuosituhannen paras godly presence!
Posted: 22 Dec 2013 21:14 [ permalink ]
Your soul is killed!
Death arrives.
Death points at you and states 'YOU. YOU ARE COMING WITH ME.'
You quickly sever the connection with you and your soul, confusing death for a
fraction of a second, which is enough - Death
sweeps with his huge scythe, but MISSES! You feel horrible, unescapable
feeling of doom and loneliness. You feel power
draining from you, but you don't really care about that any more.
Death leaves.
Posted: 21 Dec 2013 00:46 [ permalink ]
Grokh shouts 'Dredman WINS THE CRITTER HUNT!'
Final scores:
Killers               Kills
Dredman                 250
Jaqiwar                 112
Garok                   229
Riistis                  90
Grokh shouts 'The Critter Hunt ends!'
Posted: 18 Dec 2013 16:28 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Scouts!
You receive 800 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 4 training points.
You have brought joy back to the Orc Scouts and have completed the quest!
Posted: 17 Dec 2013 22:32 [ permalink ]
Arelium trembles violently as Origo slams against the tower of Infizinity.
Posted: 12 Dec 2013 19:41 [ permalink ]
Your Leviathan feels terrific in your hand! You may now bind souls in it.
Posted: 10 Dec 2013 14:30 [ permalink ]
Jaqiwar places a rather large boulder into the hole in the ground, blocking
access in or out by orcs. Shortly, a magical force envelops the area and both
the rock and the hole disappear. You get a small reward of 5 mithril coins for
finishing this event. The Town Watch shouts: The hole the orcs were climbing
out of has been filled. The Town Watch shouts: Still, be careful as many stray
orcs still roam the city.
Posted: 09 Dec 2013 22:12 [ permalink ]
You are making progress! You are getting accustomed to your weapon, Leviathan.
The weapon still seems terrible and you have some trouble using it.
Posted: 24 Dec 2010 18:34 [ permalink ]
HMERRY CHRISTMAS 2010! Nice to see a player hang around on Christmas Eve!
What dedication! Unidle at Christmas Eve. Have a few taskpoints.
Posted: 03 May 2010 22:20 [ permalink ]
Conquer shouts 'hai guys. i have a number in my head. its somewhere between 1 
and 7777. if you xfer me a gold amount and
 happen to be the closest. i'll  give you a.....a red feather push-up
brassiere. you have 9 minutes and one  xfer only.'
Info: Now removing all red-feather push-up brassieres. Good luck, Conquer.
Posted: 22 Apr 2010 20:09 [ permalink ]
Info: happiness is mandatory.
Posted: 27 Jan 2010 20:44 [ permalink ]
Info: Say what you will about the French, but they make a good cheeese.
Posted: 18 Jan 2010 19:05 [ permalink ]
Info: Quadra is mean but Durand is meaner.
Posted: 03 Jan 2010 18:23 [ permalink ]
176 000 000      A sinister book labeled 'Grimoire of Aza-Kahn' <red glow>
Posted: 28 Dec 2009 10:34 [ permalink ]
1. rebirthi, 185M expaa
Posted: 05 Jul 2009 15:11 [ permalink ]
You eat h'cliz leaf.
The h'cliz leaf was tainted.
The dryness of the h'cliz leaf leaves you slightly parched.
ACKKK!!!!, the h'cliz leaf was poisonous!!!
That really HURT!
You writhe in pain as you feel POISON in your veins!
You are no longer stunned.
You feel that Jaqiwar goes unconscious.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
You die.
Posted: 05 Jul 2009 15:05 [ permalink ]
Warning... Network failed to read a buffer of 2936 characters
due to lost or server-truncated protocol codes. The buffer has been
discarded without printing.
Posted: 02 Jul 2009 17:35 [ permalink ]
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Posted: 01 Jul 2009 18:10 [ permalink ]
Being (wanted): what kind of characters are in shortest supply for parties
nowadays? tank/healer/somethingelse
Sumendar [wanted]: leader
Posted: 10 Jun 2009 16:19 [ permalink ]
ext torch
Wow, this place looks so interesting that you gain additional 28482 exp!
Posted: 02 Jun 2009 20:35 [ permalink ]
You feel like you gained additional experience as a bonus for the number of
expleecher kills.
Posted: 01 Jun 2009 18:13 [ permalink ]
Error: sabretooth has bad difficulty.
Posted: 04 May 2009 16:59 [ permalink ]
Crx, Melinda and Miza have been tentatively chastized and sent to have a
    Small vacation to figure out what's best in life and to learn some
manners.
     This is a community.  If you're not interested in playing the game, don't
    bother focusing your energy on ruining it for others.  It doesn't bring
any
    value and takes motivation away from those who are actually interested in
    the game.  RL-Threats, petty conmanship, childish attention seeking and
    being a constant nuisance can be left in kindergarten and have no place
    here.  It gets tiresome to see the same faces raising all the ruckus over
    and over again.  Happy holidays, enjoy your vacation.
Posted: 30 Mar 2009 15:01 [ permalink ]
Cha: Perfect (122++)
Posted: 27 Mar 2009 18:00 [ permalink ]
Calmis tells you 'noob'
Posted: 20 Mar 2009 18:27 [ permalink ]
Smiling devilishly you REALLY WHACK Carnivorous centipede causing heart tissue
to fly everywhere.
Posted: 07 Mar 2009 10:46 [ permalink ]
Aseet alkavat toimia paremmin kun on strenaa edes se 200+, nyt lyönnit menee
incise/shred/hshred -akselille. Joskus tulee slashiakin vastaavia lyöntejä.
Minotaurin sarvellakin tulee jo cut/tear.
Posted: 14 Feb 2009 17:31 [ permalink ]
Armageddon tells you 'No, I'm not going to boot, you valentine squeak! Relax
and carry on.'
Posted: 05 Jan 2009 22:12 [ permalink ]
Gnoll barbarian makes a pitiful attempt to frighten you, you have seen more
frightening MERCHANTS than this one!
Posted: 03 Jan 2009 11:31 [ permalink ]
A spiked oak wand (3/100) explodes!
You heal really much of your own wounds.
Posted: 28 Dec 2008 17:03 [ permalink ]
Ensimmäinen 100M täynnä. Ikää 63d, reincceihin palanut 30M expaa.
Posted: 28 Oct 2008 11:47 [ permalink ]
Kid throws sh*t at you!
Posted: 29 Sep 2008 11:28 [ permalink ]
Jollain tappava maanantai-darra:
Grinning diabolically Baby chimera vomits profusely you making skin burn and
exposing muscle.
Posted: 20 Sep 2008 15:41 [ permalink ]
Cackling devilishly you BARBARICALLY BASH Guard causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
Posted: 20 Sep 2008 14:06 [ permalink ]
You jump up and begin dancing around the room. You start hooting and howling
loudly and begin hopping around. Then you start crashing into everything and
everyone in the room. Finally, in a climax of emotion you raise your weapons
in
the air and shout 'FOR GROO!'
You barbaric senses take over you!
You headbutt your head three times rapidly in the ground and go 'GROO GROO
GROO!'
YOU FEEL AS IF YOU WERE GROO HIMSELF!
Posted: 28 Aug 2008 13:44 [ permalink ]
Your chaos sword is no longer powered by Chaos!
Posted: 04 Aug 2008 21:13 [ permalink ]
Kukko suuhun:
Grinning diabolically Claire blows you causing a NASTY head wound.
Posted: 29 Jun 2008 11:12 [ permalink ]
Spawnit fukattiin (stay tuned). Reincityttää taas.
Posted: 29 Jun 2008 10:19 [ permalink ]
77575: a bright purple and ancient earthworm covered with slime
solo
Posted: 30 Jan 2008 12:56 [ permalink ]
You start studying Johnny...
... You are done studying!
Johnny is a human.
It is an animal.
Posted: 29 Jan 2008 17:13 [ permalink ]
Smiling devilishly Whale shark headbutts Pegasus making skull crack, forcing
serious brain hemorrhage.
Posted: 27 Jan 2008 20:30 [ permalink ]
Unohtui laittaa tämäkin:
12. reincci Squire/Cavalier/Folklorist/Disciple of chaos
Posted: 15 Jan 2008 15:04 [ permalink ]
Your armour improves your general protection to be crude.
Your armour improves your protection against bashing to be crude.
Your armour improves your protection against cutting to be excellent.
Your armour improves your protection against stabbing to be weak.
Posted: 03 Jan 2008 16:14 [ permalink ]
Casino Royale, part 1.
The dealer deals you a 6 and a 6.
The cards are identical so you cannot raise. Lets see if you get a third
one...
The dealer deals you a 6.
The cards are 6 - 6 - 6.
The dealer congratulates you. You win 550 gold!
Posted: 28 Dec 2007 20:03 [ permalink ]
Munkkien hp-vamma rupesi vituttamaan viikossa.

11. reincci Sabre/Bard/Disciple
Posted: 28 Dec 2007 10:50 [ permalink ]
Robin Hood arrives from the shadows, as merrily as ever.
You remove A lightweight shovel.
Robin Hood says 'GOTCHA! I think that item is far too heavy for you, let me
help you to carry it.'
Robin Hood took A lightweight shovel from Jaqiwar.
Robin Hood leaves west.
Posted: 23 Dec 2007 11:04 [ permalink ]
10 reincci munkki/tarma. Munkkien spesiaaliskillien treenaaminen ja
treenaamaan pääseminen vituttaa ankarasti. Perkeleen syntaksipelleilyä.
Posted: 20 Dec 2007 20:05 [ permalink ]
Taas mennään vuoden tauon jälkeen. Batin maailma muuttunut ja uusia kiltoja
tiedossa.
Posted: 12 Aug 2006 18:52 [ permalink ]
Ensimmäinen 50M rikki. Vielä x 19 jäljellä...
Posted: 11 Aug 2006 23:46 [ permalink ]
Session summary:
Time 10 hours 33 minutes 12 seconds
Experience gained 1653860
Experience lost 78794
Experience spent 1575893
Gold difference +126930.00
Posted: 08 Aug 2006 11:53 [ permalink ]
A beast of wilderness, 44991 exp
solo
Posted: 18 Jul 2006 17:04 [ permalink ]
Young lion pricks you causing a small scratch.
Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your faerie gem from getting
scratched.
ruby long spear loses its blue glow.
Your scythe gets damaged
it's now in excellent condition.
Your black silk cloak gets damaged
it's now in bad condition.
Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your flute from getting scratched.
Your Dragon helm gets damaged
it's now in good condition.
Your shirt gets damaged
it's now in superb condition.
Selvä homma!
Posted: 17 Jul 2006 15:29 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You frantically wave your hands and yell 'gwwaaajj' (Summon)
You fumble the spell.
You suddenly yearn for your distant homeland.
You feel that Jaqiwar doesn't enjoy your presence.
Suddenly your eyes close and when you open them you see:
Posted: 10 Jul 2006 16:47 [ permalink ]
|    1200: a young white belt ninja in training                              
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Posted: 09 Jul 2006 10:04 [ permalink ]
Kävin saccaamassa race shrinellä tavaraa ja kappas Drity Fighting alkoi
samantien stunnaamaan taas. Ilmeisesti luck vaikuttaa sen toimivuuteen. Kohta
loppuu treenattavat skillit killoista, joten pitää alkaa tekemään civmage
-leveleitä.
Posted: 06 Jul 2006 14:16 [ permalink ]
Hmm tällä viikolla Dirty Fighting lopetti mystisesti stunnaamisensa, Shardikki
sanoi ettei kyseiseen skilliin ole koskettu aikoihin (2005). Tarvii tehdä
vielä jotain testejä että bugaako se vai vaikuttaako luck stunneihin.
Jokatapauksessa vituttaa kun dirty fighting tekee muuten sen 130 damagea, joka
on offuskillille hävyttömän vähän
Posted: 24 Jun 2006 14:50 [ permalink ]
Hmm, Civfigu/Sabre yhdistelmä tuntuu toimivan yllättävän hyvin. Dirty fighting
alkaa stunnaamaan 60% jälkeen ja battle cadencen kera se tekee mukavaa jälkeä.
Tarvis treenata parry ja riposte tappiin niin homma toimii hyvin pienien
aseiden kanssa. Vielä olis tarkoitus ottaa sellaiset viisi leveliä civmagea
että sais heal selfin sinne 60+. Sossu-coni ei olis pahitteeksi sekään.
Posted: 01 Jun 2006 15:50 [ permalink ]
Wompah exclaims 'WOMPAH WOMPAH WOMPAH!'
You roar 'WOMPAH THIS WANKER!'
With fierce swing you deliver a MASSIVE blow into Wompah's guts!
Wompah exclaims 'WOMPAH WOMPAH WOOOoompaaaargghh....'
Posted: 22 May 2006 16:18 [ permalink ]
Grinning diabolically you apply a painful jointlock, making Komodo dragon
tearing the ribcage open and pulling out a still beating heart.

Komodo dragoni repi oman rintakehänsä ja veti sydämensä irti....
Posted: 21 May 2006 11:26 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You clap your hands and whisper 'Hard! Rock! Halleluuuujah!'
You heal little of your own wounds.
Posted: 21 May 2006 01:01 [ permalink ]
General Info:
In celebration of Hell officially freezing over, you too have a chance to
become as lovely as the monsters of Finland with Juggelo's patented mixture
of eternal beauty. Goooo Lordi!
Posted: 20 May 2006 23:05 [ permalink ]
Löytyipäs hyvää viinaa:
You roar 'L3t'5 p4rTy, 1 c4n fLy!!! L5D l5d L5d!!'
YOU'RE ABOUT TO DIE!!
Oh.. hehe.. false alarm
Posted: 20 May 2006 00:11 [ permalink ]
Huh kun on pitkä crit-message:
Grinning diabolically you side-kick Orc warrior forcing the fingers enter
through the mouth and instantly come out from the back of the head.