'Ishtar', a feeble camel
The infernal steed is a muscular broadshouldered quadruped with a twisted
fang-infested face, terribly warped from the real life counterpart. With
demonic rage burning wildly in its eyes, it gazes around and stomps at the
ground, causing small trembles.
Its mane is glowing with a bright(53%) red light and
a unnoticeable(5%) glow is surrounding the whole body.
Ishtar looks energetic.
It is in excellent shape.

My little chaospony was replaced by a chaoscamel.

'Ishtar', a feeble pony [Rider: You]
This pony, even though its still quite young, looks like it has all the right
properties to become a very good mount for riding, but perhaps also for
combat. Like most younger horses its still somewhat stubborn and barely
obeying any kind of commands. Strangely enough, as the muscles are not yet
fully developed, it does not seem to have any problems carrying a fully
armoured warrior. The thing that really catches your attention are the facial
features of this little pony, the twisted ears are covered in flies and
smaller insects, and the glowing red piercing eyes seem to be scanning the
surroundings constantly.
Its mane is glowing with a bright(58%) red light and
a ambient(33%) glow is surrounding the whole body.
Ishtar looks energetic.
It is in excellent shape.
It is being ridden by Korwyn.

My little chaospony, all skinny and bony...

A dark and hateful voice inside your head roars:
 'Sssssslave! You belong to me, flesh and mind. You shall hunt with my pack
  and draw blood with my beasts. You shall devour our enemies and crush the
  settlements that we meet with unforseen fury and strength.
  Seek out my temple, in the deep forests of Lucentium. In it you are
  safe from the forces of order. Learn about my path and show no fear, for
  a beast you now are. Learn to use your hate against those who hate you,
  and never leave an enemy standing. For rage is your ally.'

[tzarakk]: Korwyn joins the Slaves of the Beastmaster.

[disciple]: Korwyn reaches the final level of the guild!

You are prepared to do the skill.
Your training has really paid off!
You touch Guardian in all the right places applying chi just perfectly.
Guardian just falls down.
Guardian stops existing in this reality.
Guardian is DEAD, R.I.P.
hp: 520 (589) [] sp: 165 (338) [-68] ep: 214 (265) cash: 1476 [] exp: 34700
[+2427]
You take one bronze coin from a shredded bodyparts of Guardian.
You carefully pick up your long-handled shovel and dig a grave for the corpse.

First perfect dim mak one-hit kill!

Bastard got mad at hostile actions.

(A huge bastard dog is lying here) - after I started kicking the small white
poodle.

In orccave.
You are in a very dirty cave. The smell is really awful and that makes you gag
and vomit. There is blood all over. And you hear crying from the corner.
Obvious exit is: west.
A dirty orc
Your keen senses note a disturbance seconds before the ambush!
Orc exclaims 'You got guts to come back, Korwyn! Too bad I have to kick your
ass!'
Orc is slightly hurt (70%).
You are not doing anything at the moment.
You start concentrating on the skill.
You are now targetting Orc.
Orc is slightly hurt (70%).
You are using 'kick' at 'orc'.
You get bad vibrations as Orc's spine snaps with an audible *SNAP*.
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
[#########]  You phoenix-eye punch Orc.
Orc is DEAD, R.I.P.
hp: 307 (589) [] sp: 327 (338) [] ep: 265 (265) cash: 4928 [] exp: 23776
[+6934]

You grasp Nymph
Nymph nibbles Xanthos
You grasp Nymph
Nymph nibbles you
You grasp Nymph
You grasp Nymph
Xanthos spanks Nymph
Korwyn [party]: xanthos, quit spanking her and hit her

The corpse wakes up and starts to move.
Spectre is in excellent shape (100%).
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
hp: -90 (586) [-341] sp: 285 (330) [] ep: 138 (261) cash: 4299 [] exp: 55258
[]
You are unconscious, unable to do anything.
You are unconscious, unable to do anything.
You are unconscious, unable to do anything.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
hp: -149 (586) [-59] sp: 285 (330) [] ep: 138 (261) cash: 4299 [] exp: 55258
[]
You are unconscious, unable to do anything.
You are unconscious, unable to do anything.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You die.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.
Ghost of Korwyn [ghost]: just learned the hard way why you bury corpses...
normally the undead were easy, but I just got a spectre that owned me
Misery [ghost]: true some deadites be mean
Ghost of Korwyn [ghost]: and me without a boomstick
Misery [ghost]: aye!

You are a malignant growth on the face of society.

You score a CRITICAL hit!
Cackling demonically you puncture Baby black pudding making skull crack,
forcing serious brain hemorrhage.

Recreated from Lizardman to Barso. I like this four-armed flurry of papercuts.