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Posted: 30 Sep 2016 21:41 [ permalink ]
Farliss {party}: jossa lammas uliset yhtaa ni vedan naamariin
Posted: 29 Sep 2016 21:31 [ permalink ]
The blood red demon shouts 'THE BLOOD BATH HAS ENDED.'
The demon tells you 'Thank you for participating in the Blood Bath.'
The demon tells you 'I'll grant you 50000 experience for your kills.'

The blood red demon shouts 'And the highest score was made by Lammas!'
The blood red demon shouts 'The winner is Lammas!'
The demon tells you 'Congratulations. You have the highest score of the
 living players that are logged on. You feel more experienced.
 As a reward, I'll give you this potion.'
You have the 'Killer'-rank available until the next Blood Bath.
Congratulations! You have just completed Blood bath!
Posted: 28 Sep 2016 16:35 [ permalink ]
Tikku tells Droolah and you 'AINOOT KAVERIT JA TOMMOSIA KUMMATKI!'
Posted: 18 Sep 2016 23:24 [ permalink ]
Barbarian says 'Uuud bantha drago, ees R.I.P.'  
Yees, this is YOUR throne. You sit down.
Oogga [barbarian]: ALL HAIL THE NEW CHIEFTAIN!
Oogga [barbarian]: Lammas!
Posted: 16 Sep 2016 21:59 [ permalink ]
a HUGE gift appears in a blink of light.

a HUGE gift
This nice gift is neatly covered with a green paper
it 
has a beautiful red bun in its top. The gift size is quite
impressive, it must contain something big.
This item is in great condition.
It looks a bit heavy.

You start openning the gift with care, trying not to spoil the
wrapping... but you get consumed by your anxiety and end up
tearing the damn thing open.
Hmm... what is this gift? It is a black globe...

It is a bomb!!! RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE!!!

BOOM! The globe explodes in your face!
What a mess...
You feel less experienced.
You feel your luck has changed.
You feel you may as well call it quits for today.
You feel guilty, perhaps you should lead a better life from now on?
You see a HUGE mushroom cloud rising in Lammas's direction.
Posted: 11 Sep 2016 18:21 [ permalink ]
Tikku tells you 'viha % o tällähetkellä sua kohtaa 106%'
Posted: 02 Sep 2016 00:07 [ permalink ]
Blayke tells you 'dude, stop being a greedy fuck.'
Posted: 31 Aug 2016 19:30 [ permalink ]
Bauglir (party): käyn etsimässä mudauspaidan
Posted: 16 Aug 2016 22:58 [ permalink ]
You roll the white bone die ... and it stops on number 6. Nothing seems to
happen.
You roll the white bone die ... and it stops on number 5. Nothing seems to
happen.
You roll the white bone die ... and it stops on number 4. Nothing seems to
happen.
Lammas {party}: hmm
You roll the white bone die ... and it stops on number 4. Nothing seems to
happen.
You roll the white bone die ... and it stops on the number 1,
which has a black skull carved on it... You feel the die hoarding power from
the air, magic crackles around it, and darkness engulfs you and the die. After
a while you feel a blast of magic all over your body and the die shatters to
millions of pieces that vanish in a second... The pain of the blast is
EXCRUCIATING!
You scream 'Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrgggghhhhhh!!'.
That really HURT!
You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
Posted: 15 Aug 2016 18:10 [ permalink ]
Dark knight utters the magic words 'rikki ja poikki' (Dest Weapon)
Dark knight's Axe Of Knighthood is destroyed.
Grumnak [party]: meijän equt meni :C
Tikku (party): noni
Tikku (party): ois ainoosta ton halunnu
Posted: 14 Aug 2016 12:25 [ permalink ]
You are cursed by the bloodserfs of Kharim.
Hp:714(714)-793 Sp:4(4)-41 Ep:151(151)-15 
Posted: 13 Aug 2016 14:11 [ permalink ]
Amd appears in a puff of smoke.
Amd says 'teil o kovan luokan helpperit.'
Amd disappears in a puff of smoke.
You have been glaced into a statue and can't do that.
Posted: 12 Aug 2016 21:32 [ permalink ]
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY DISMEMBER Shelaste Shadowwalker producing
large
scratches.
Posted: 11 Aug 2016 01:40 [ permalink ]
Archmage Sera claps her hands and whispers 'judicandus zapracus' (True heal)
Archmage Sera hesitates as she casts true heal.
Archmage Sera casts her spell at Nosunrise.
Posted: 11 Aug 2016 01:17 [ permalink ]
Eraser [party]: (Eraser): newt rescue
Posted: 07 Aug 2016 17:57 [ permalink ]
(16:46) Blayke tells you 'dude, if you keep scheduling eq on days im plannings
 mobs, i will literally spend that time fuckig up your party'
(16:47) Blayke tells you 'last time im warning you'
(16:47) Blayke tells you 'again, last time im warning you'
(16:47) Blayke tells you 'next time, expect desting, and party fuckups'
(16:47) Blayke tells you 'you took my tarms and mages'
(16:47) Blayke tells you 'no, but its not yours either'
(16:48) Blayke tells you 'you need to learn to share'
(16:48) Blayke tells you 'i run eq...like...1 in 2 weeks you run EVERY FUCKING
DAY'
(16:48) Blayke tells you 'and i announced that party way before yours'
Posted: 29 Jul 2016 22:33 [ permalink ]
Living [party]: täydellisen turha mudipäivä kyl
Living [party]: tyhjä gaiter, tyhjä henkka ja lear karkas
Posted: 24 Jul 2016 23:19 [ permalink ]
(23:07) Aga tells you 'sä kyllä jaksat ajaa paskoilla partyillä'
Posted: 21 Jul 2016 21:09 [ permalink ]
| ?.?  Drifter       dead -4481( 374)  485(1714) 228(232) |  98 |        11149
Posted: 21 Jul 2016 21:08 [ permalink ]
| ?.?  Drifter         ld -4481( 374)  485(1714) 228(232) 
Posted: 16 Jul 2016 18:12 [ permalink ]
Gileon starts reviving Hauhto 2.
Hauhto 2 wakes up.
Posted: 23 Jun 2016 23:27 [ permalink ]
Mursu rises up into the air.
A MIGHTY BONFIRE <BURNING> (lit) falls down off the Mursu.
Posted: 18 Jun 2016 07:46 [ permalink ]
You tell Droolah 'missä ovat TRAUMALEENAT'
Droolah tells you 'juutalaisten keksintöjä semmoset tramaleenit'
You tell Droolah 'sekä niiden corporatiivisten kapitalistisikojen eli
 lääkeyhtiöiden'
You tell Droolah 'bättiin asti tuoneet tämän medikalisaation'
Droolah tells you 'niinpä'
Droolah tells you ':D'
You tell Droolah 'emmekö voisi selvitä edes täällä ilman lääkkeitä :D'

Posted: 29 May 2016 00:31 [ permalink ]
You tell Descad 'miten opitaan pelaamaan VÄHÄN'
Descad tells you 'pelataan vaan yhdellä kädellä'
Posted: 15 May 2016 16:16 [ permalink ]
Slarbababa (ee+): juupsikose kanssani lätisee
Juuuuuuuups (ee+): emme lätise niiden natsien kanssa, jotka kulkevat se niissä
sosialistitekoviiksissä
Posted: 03 Dec 2015 21:33 [ permalink ]
Slarbababa (ee+): työtätekevät voitaisiin sijoittaa vaikkapa affenam maalle
Posted: 29 Jan 2011 09:10 [ permalink ]
(09:09) Inferno tells you 'sun pitää ajaa KOVEMMIN!'
(09:09) Inferno tells you 'ET LÖYSÄILE SOOTANA'
(09:10) Inferno tells you 'NYT AJAT, KITISET MYÖHEMMIN'
Posted: 28 Jan 2011 05:49 [ permalink ]
You have passed the test to become the leader of the barsoomian race.
You feel blessed by the divine ancestors of the barsoomian race.
Posted: 26 Jan 2011 01:46 [ permalink ]
You try to force the chest 2 with your weapon.
The weapon gives you extra leverage!
You force hard and manage to bust the chest 2 open!
The chest suddenly EXPLODES in a huge ball of fire!!
You hear a loud CRASH from the box!
You're caught in the explosion!!
That really HURT!
You hear something clinking in the chest.
A burst of foul gas emerges from the chest filling the room.
It hurts to breathe!
The gas makes you choke!!!
You are about to DIE!
Mikkihiki gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.
Mikkihiki is DEAD, R.I.P.
guards silly guards
Posted: 19 Jan 2011 15:35 [ permalink ]
(15:35) Mystic tells you 'soot iso apina moon pikku apina :D'
(15:35) Mystic tells you 'mut moonki semmonen lutunen!'
Posted: 29 Dec 2010 00:24 [ permalink ]
(22:38) Juggelo tells you 'ymmarranko oikein, oot joskus pyytanyt mua
pistamaan
 rapeprotteja naille mosille, ja nyt kun laitan ne, niin valitat siita?'
(22:43) Juggelo tells you 'eli parempi ei milloinkaan ?'
(22:49) Juggelo tells you 'kuvitteletko, etten ajattele batin parasta
tehdessani
 paatoksia?'
tell juggelo kuvittelen
(22:49) Juggelo tells you 'ok.'
(22:49) Juggelo tells you 'huomasin, oli hieno seurata vieresta viimeksi kun
siella
 oli aivan uusi kasti pelaajia ekulla.'
Posted: 27 Dec 2010 09:04 [ permalink ]
You stun Slimy Duz.
You stun Slimy Duz.
You stun Slimy Duz.
You stun Slimy Duz.
..WHO breaks it off.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Lammas hits Slimy Duz 7 times causing a NASTY head wound.
Sparhawk hits Slimy Duz thrice sparking a limb to slice open.
Slimy Duz hits Sparhawk once causing a small wound.
Nomed hits Slimy Duz thrice slicing open a gaping wound.
Posted: 23 Dec 2010 10:53 [ permalink ]
Best part about barbarian x-mas
a scared rapeable goat
Shakh'tah, barbarian shaman

You say 'Baby, you look hot tonight.'
You HUMP and HUMP and HUMP!
Goat goes 'GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!'.
The goat bleeds from its anus
Posted: 25 Sep 2010 01:44 [ permalink ]
Crx tells you 'jaahas'
You tell Crx 'tjaa-has'
You tell Crx 'mr idle exp'
You tell Crx 'soft hitter =/'
You tell Crx 'sä sopisit lambi vessa paperiks'
Crx tells you 'saattaa olla'
You tell Crx 'vessapaperi ei saa liiggua ja sen pitää olla softia 8)'

Posted: 01 Sep 2010 10:48 [ permalink ]
(10:46) Blasterr tells you 'Lopetapas nyt se paskan jatkuva postaaminen
newseihin.
 Ryhmä on oikea aihepiiriin katsoen, mutta help spamming pätee tässä
 tapauksessa myös newseihin. Ei muuta.'
(10:46) Blasterr tells you 'Ja tarkennuksena: Tämä siis koski
vessapaperi-BB:tä, ei
 muuta.'
10:47) Blasterr tells you 'Hieno plani :)'
Posted: 01 Sep 2010 10:47 [ permalink ]
My thoughts about reinc go like this -> think about reincs, good ideas pop up,
think about empyrean, still going good, think about leading without crimson
suffeli, fail, think about empyreans again, end of circle
Posted: 28 Aug 2010 04:12 [ permalink ]
You tell Ewige (*idle@werk*) 'how can rangerbarba do mana acid cold poison
fire
 ele?'
Ewige tells you 'zoo pole, pain giver, vorpal, serpentyne, nightfall,
 thundermace?'
Posted: 25 Aug 2010 04:55 [ permalink ]
You tell Amd 'soccer mom > einstein > miehet?'
Amd tells you 'jaa-a, lähinnä tuntuu että ite > einstein > naiset > miehet >
pennut'
Posted: 24 Aug 2010 20:32 [ permalink ]
[20:29]:Arnoldi (winter+): You have been banished from all channels until: Thu
Aug 26 20:28:56 2010 by Juggelo reason:mouthing off
[20:29]:Hair [winter+]: heh
[20:29]:Arnoldi (winter+): ok olinpa taas evil. acidia vittuilee ku ei tiedä
mistään mitään
[20:29]:Marrow (winter+): saat puhuu sossuchannuil kuiteki?
[20:30]:Arnoldi (winter+): tietääkseni kehuin commandia aikasemmin
[20:30]:Juggelo <winter+>: hrhm, mikäs tuossa channelbannissa on vialla. 
pystyt puhumaan yhä.
[20:30]:Routa (winter+): :D
[20:30]:Arnoldi (winter+): no siis nauru kyl. juggeloki vois kattoo logia mitä
sanoin joku tunti sit
[20:31]:Juggelo <winter+>: en kovin mielelläni lue sinun tekstejäsi edes
reaaliajassa, saati sitten vielä logeista.
Posted: 24 Aug 2010 09:48 [ permalink ]
(18:19) Freld tells you 'saatha sä mut tai kawasa pkillaa vielki'
(18:19) Freld tells you 'destaan vaa suoraa'
(18:20) Freld tells you 'ja jos alat mu equihi tunee whinee ni taidan
boxataiha huvixeeni'
Posted: 10 Aug 2010 16:56 [ permalink ]
EET time is Sun Jul 25 01:05:30 2010 (DST) wäne
EET time is Sun Jul 25 01:05:30 2010 (DST) reaver
26.7. shade
27.7. 11.05 raztax
10.8. klo16 plaque monk
Posted: 27 Jul 2010 23:06 [ permalink ]
EET time is Sun Jul 25 01:05:30 2010 (DST) wäne
EET time is Sun Jul 25 01:05:30 2010 (DST) reaver
26.7. shade
27.7. 11.05 raztax
Posted: 25 Jul 2010 02:42 [ permalink ]
EET time is Sun Jul 25 01:05:30 2010 (DST) wäne
EET time is Sun Jul 25 01:05:30 2010 (DST) reaver
Posted: 08 Jul 2010 05:27 [ permalink ]
zyll,waino,henry död
Posted: 05 Jul 2010 22:47 [ permalink ]
jane, reaver död
Posted: 06 Jun 2010 03:43 [ permalink ]
waino dies
Posted: 04 Jun 2010 17:04 [ permalink ]
Conquer (wanted): just because you like anal sex doesnt make you gay
Posted: 03 Jun 2010 21:42 [ permalink ]
[21:41]:Xunisiih (party): koho ei minmaxaa?

Xunisiih (party): failattii koko party ku kohoroolipelaa jotain jousimiestä

Posted: 27 May 2010 00:34 [ permalink ]
skie dies shamefully!

Posted: 23 May 2010 22:09 [ permalink ]
gk dies
gk dies
Posted: 20 May 2010 04:00 [ permalink ]
[03:59]:Ghost of Being (ghost): "should I heal? nah, I've got plenty of hp"
Posted: 12 May 2010 13:41 [ permalink ]
waino dead
Posted: 09 May 2010 03:24 [ permalink ]
wiespe död
Posted: 08 May 2010 23:15 [ permalink ]
arthas död
Posted: 06 May 2010 05:56 [ permalink ]
Lesser deamon dööd
Posted: 03 May 2010 17:44 [ permalink ]
Plaque monk dööd
Posted: 16 Apr 2010 19:25 [ permalink ]
Stifsim rip
Posted: 05 Apr 2010 05:53 [ permalink ]
Arthas dööd
Posted: 04 Apr 2010 01:11 [ permalink ]
zyll dead
Posted: 31 Mar 2010 03:33 [ permalink ]
trillo zoo
Posted: 30 Mar 2010 18:28 [ permalink ]
lesser diimon dööd
Posted: 29 Mar 2010 21:07 [ permalink ]
Henry dead.
Posted: 27 Mar 2010 14:09 [ permalink ]
27.3.2010 raztax
Posted: 26 Mar 2010 04:09 [ permalink ]
kiti prot :(
Posted: 23 Mar 2010 17:16 [ permalink ]
Lim tells you 'aina kerran puolessa vuodessa avaan arkun ja kattelen ku ne
kimaltelee ja ehkä hiplailen hellästi ja ajattelen niitä kaikkia urpoja jotka
EI pysty reinkkaa koska mulla on ne pendut'
Posted: 27 Sep 2008 04:38 [ permalink ]
                  |  Damage done | Healing done | Damage taken
--------------------------------------------------------------
1. Juggelo        |     94.1833% |      0.0000% |     13.5274%
2. Lammas         |      2.2103% |      0.9276% |     11.1863%
3. Nepnep         |      1.9985% |      0.0000% |     33.0141%
4. Crawe          |      0.8316% |      4.6163% |     22.2408%
5. Arno           |      0.7757% |      0.8445% |      9.7167%
6. Alakhai        |      0.0007% |     93.6116% |     10.3147%
Crawe          82 11.4666%
Nepnep        100 12.9165%
Lammas        100 12.9165%
Arno           40 7.45387%
Juggelo       600 43.4475%
Alakhai        86  11.799%
Posted: 27 Sep 2008 03:45 [ permalink ]
Ghost of Alakhai (party): tähän asti menny ilman rippejä ja heti ku on arkki
ratissa ni tsädäm :D
Posted: 22 Sep 2008 20:35 [ permalink ]
shelaste











Posted: 20 Jul 2008 21:18 [ permalink ]
lear roth dead
Posted: 03 Feb 2006 14:40 [ permalink ]
Stop wänking and start jänking. That's what my momma use to say!
Posted: 31 Aug 2003 04:30 [ permalink ]
Tulipas lopulta mahtava pkilli joka replacesi edellisen typerän FOUL LORDIN
haisevan kakka kikkareen
Posted: 31 Aug 2003 03:45 [ permalink ]
väsyttää iha vitusti typerä bayprixces homo mosa mulukku mosa!