Noodles, the slurppy drake [Rider: You]
4head

You have a new reputation title.
   'The Devastator'

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Miniature red daemon
ripping out a still beating heart.

MORE OF THAT.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you DEVASTATE, with a thrusting blow, Knight of Orac
ripping out a still beating heart.

goodbye toolbelt, it was nice holding you for a week.
+
goodbye 10mil exp, it was nice holding you for a year.

goodbye my little pony. it was good to knowing you for a month

30975: A high priest of the red demon cult
45m

161804: An evil Duz ambushes you
Pwned. hits like my ex.

use pathfinding at mithil
Man, that was EXHAUSTING!
hp: 874 (874) [] sp: 26 (26) [] ep: -1163 (396) [-1521] exp: (94) []

Potion List

Fabs, ccw, glance, mental watch, natural renewal, frost insulation, neutralize
field, clairvoyance, guardian angel

12k drawbridge guard while barso spawn. pwns.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY RIDDLE  Knight of Orac causing heart tissue to

Varis grunts 'i've never been this bitter.'
You hug your own steel ring <christmas glow>.

3940: A castle guard, making his rounds patrols around. 
acid blasts, pzzars, crits every other breath.

21815: A high priest of the red demon cult  

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you feint high and then cruelly groin-rip Knight of Orac
ripping out a still beating heart.

14313: A mounted cavalier is guarding the keep.    

40: A pigeon from HELL summoned by Linzhou

24081: A musician is getting ready to give a concert 

15719: Shilia, a priestess of the resident undead cult

12662: Shilia, a priestess of the resident undead cult 

30141: Bloodlust, the self-proclaimed Giant-kin King

26409: High Disciple of the Snow Dog 

fws, prots, repairs, labels, reagent orders.

140 cha. for maybe pwnage exchange.

might be lazy about armour creation, mining orders and surgeries.

The book crumbles to dust in your hands. You feel more knowledgable about
combat sense.
 
Works.

Soloing at ~3.5k/min. All due to the new eqs I'm buying.

A pregnant woman exclaims 'You got guts to come back, Linzhou! Too bad I have
to kick your ass!'
 
Woh, pregnancies do make women moody...

54991: a dark elf trying to avoid the light

Human Merchant(25)Sabre(26)Civmage(5)Navs(2). Solo rate ~2k/min right now with
current eq. Not too bad, considering I'll be mostly spending time being a good
little merchant:) Hopefully I can stay in this reinc longer than the rest.
Linzhou Fang <==> The True Chinese Gold Digger

Haven't done mages in a long time. This time i'm putting in 130mil worth of
exp into 50 levels. I hope it's worth it

Lyrik tells you 'Man was not God's mistake, God was man's.'

Linzhou [party]: Damn it. Anal bolt that bitch. Critting gnn!
*Lyrik slowly unsheaths a giagantic dildo from his back.

Smiling devilishly you SAVAGELY SHRED Bridge guard inducing the heart to
totally freeze.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY DISMEMBER Orc causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Orc as it dies.
Orc is DEAD, R.I.P.

Waves and waves of unbroken grass
Tumbling across the horizon,
Kissing the soil knee-high, and
Bending faintly under the will of a northern breeze.
 
Above the luscious grass, the sky stands tall.
In its magnificence lies the wisdom of nature.
Yet in its wisdom it shows no joy,
For a brief lining of aged clouds smother the blue.
Handful of cool, free flurries rush silently by,
And in their acceptance of the hopeless,
Their eyes open their fences, scarcely dampening the soil.
Though a few rays of hope doth pierce the grey,
Sacrificing whatever light they bring to the bleak,
Their desperate plead remains unheard, unfelt, untold.
 
For turn west, and discover, standing upon the oval land
A hundred-dozen men,
Gazing lustfully towards the east.
Coiling with iron plates of red and white,
While silver cloth with writhing fiercy crosses wrap the air above them.
 
Veering east, beyond a gathering of bushes
Lies five-dozen warriors kneeling upon the ground,
Chanting sacred lyrics of their unknown past.
As their voices unite, they stand, eyes closed,
And step westwards.
One breath, one heartbeat.
As they gaze silently towards the hands of death,
With hushed hatred rising beyond their numbers.
Cased in grey they stand side by side,
Tall and proud of its perfect dullness.
With matching colours do their heads ride above their necks,
Once shaved 'til a slither of grey doth remain.
 
With deafening battlecries the charge begins.
Upon their horses the crimson fiends rush down the hill,
Directing their frenzied rides at the warriors, claiming each one's kill.
Squirming blades and swirling axes shine with
Vibrant auras of death, lit by desire for blood and bones.
 
No hope; no regret.
No vengeance; no conquest.
 
It is done; it is said.
For each man's death rises no ghost.
Claim the body, claim the heart.
They could never claim the soul.
 
For those were the last of the Warriors of Monks,
Knowing their fate, making one final stand,
Not for victory, only for justice.
May their spirits rest in this cursed realm no longer.
 
May you beseech the heavens for their long-desired revenge.
May your hands give birth to eternal retribution.
May you,  
 
Yes, you,
 
Declare it so.
 
 
"It has Just Begun" By Linzhou Fang (Ft: Auais, Lwe.)

Ewoyn: Only good exp mob is bear. Didn't show up.
Only strong mob is hydra. Pwiped.
Only scary mob is black dragon. Only golden arrowed????
Newbie leaders beware:)

-___-' wasted 62 million exp on ranger guild + 50 lvls... arg!... Now NO ONE
can call me inflated.

Word of warning: Priest reinc slow? BAD CHOICE... sigh... at least I can fake
being a healer:)

When did the wind brush gently across our cheeks?
When did the rain bounce playfully off our skin?
When did the sunlight shine dazzlingly into our eyes?
When did the grass waver blissfully against our feet?
 
We once were elves, slaves of the light,
Chosen as eternal protectors of the weak.
Blinded by the colors of rainbows,
Deafened by the music of orchestras,
We wandered hopelessly without reason.
 
Against God's wishes we unburdened our shoulders,
And bowed towards the shadows of death.
In darkness we reign, in darkness we grow;
In darkness we learn the tolerence for vengeance. Slow
Were our steps, wearied through time,
With harmonized steps we marched towards the frozen fire.  
 
Centuries have passed, no longer are we alone:
The spiders, demons, all once banished from light.
Like thoughts, banners, and stones,
We drift back and forth through the eternity of time.
Always hoping; always marching;
For we are drows, the warriors of might.

By Linzhou Fang.

Pointing Silent_Zohna at Sentry, you unleash a writhing mass of chaos magic
into him, who shudders and collapses without a sound!  In the blink of an eye,
you swing 6 MASSIVE blows into his bloody body.  Silent_Zohna burns with fury
as the light of life fades in Sentry's eyes.  You can scarcely stand as
powerful healing magics heal your every wound.
bloody'ell...and that's a stun move too...

5746: a tiny colibri ...omfg... after me slaying about 1000 of them this uber
baby comes kicking:)

(02:05) You emote to Awed (*) 63 (*) 'grins evilly at you.'
(02:05) Awed tells you 'what?!'
(02:05) You tell Awed (*) 63 (*) 'so i presume you killed shilia?'
(02:06) Awed tells you 'yep, so what?'
(02:06) You tell Awed (*) 63 (*) 'have you realised she was nd when you fought
her?'
(02:06) Awed tells you 'nope, stop spamming me!'
(02:06) Awed tells you 'do you wanna die?'
People always say that when they ran out of swearwords... but kids you should
learn from Awed's great mastery of language
(02:06) You tell Awed (*) 63 (*) 'would like it if you would gimme the eq'
(02:07) Awed tells you 'haha, in your fucking dreams idiot!'
finally! the eff word comes to use!... hmm
(02:08) You tell Awed (*) 63 (*) 'so i guess you never took sarcasm class
eh:('
(02:08) Awed tells you 'stop spamming me already you moron!' Well i suppose
this is what people get for trying to win an argument cleanly... and yet again
I am proven again that people with high levels have mostly forgotten the
delicacy of swearing with unique words and perhaps...just maybe...some
conscience for us lil ones:)..class dismissed!

I wish i can add something onto my blog.
I hate it when my name's on someone else's blog...unless it was funny.
I'm hardly amused.

Top Expmakers Aug02-Aug09
4:      Linzhou   2649391 ( 11.27%)

Top Expmakers of Jul (Jun28-Aug02)
 2:      Linzhou   8565141 ( 57.31%)
important:)

 Top Expmakers Jul19-Jul26:  5:      Linzhou   2309637 ( 11.07%)
so that's...4 weeks in a row? wooohooo

 4356: Linzhou the Clone... first time i killed my own clone... aggroed an
armourer as well

7:      Linzhou   1674065 (  8.73%)
rockin.... 3 weeks in a row

Top Expmakers Jul5-Jul12
2:      Linzhou   2693275 ( 16.33%)
This is rockin'

Top Expmakers (Jun28-Jul05): Linzhou   1544547 ( 10.33%)
wee first time!!!

I have decided, when I reach 20 million exp, 500k gold and a complete eq set,
I reinc into tiger/loc with 30 lvls of tiger and 1 lvl of loc to keep the soul
numbers rising still. I hope I can reach my goal soon.

Didn't want to write this down yesterday because it annoyed me too much
everytime I thought about it, but today it's ok:). I had three new bodies
yesterday. In the first one I carried over 3 milion on me and lost 900k with
my first. In my second new body I carried 1 million and lost 300k. In the 3rd
I had 300k on me and lost 100k. In all I lost about 1.3 million. Now how am I
gonna break my personal best?:)

Just reinced into a LoC/Priest... I feel like exploring this guild, it sounds
very cool:):) Also, however, I found that I had way too little experience to
be a good merchant. My aim, though i doubt i'll reach there, is 30 million.

doing the Belt quest now... i must say i can't wait:)

Just reinced into merchant again. I knew it was enough when i got excited when
I saw a chickweed. I want to get about 50k-100k each day to suffice this mass
of experience lossage.

Just reinced into human merchant/alch again...seems that there were more
troubles with freereincs...hm

This is my first blog, and drunk from drinking pixie-ale too:) I started out
my adventure in BatMUD as a young and energetic elf, choosing the guild of
Mages. After playing until my character was level 17 i gradually forgot about
the world of the Bats. It wasn't until five months later where I remembered
this game once again. I was forced into a reincarnation, and I chose the
centaur race, and became a brown centaur. I joined the ranger guild soon after
and worked my way to about 5 million experience. Vatsyayana was a good friend
who helped me reach that point. Within this time I bought a room from Midian
soon for a cheap price. During this reinc I felt that my needs were elsewhere,
and a nomad was beginning to bore me, so I reincarnated into a tarmalen member
when I was level 33. I chose the race Duck for I had advice from many people
who were experienced in the game. After playing for two weeks I found out the
true speed of gaining experience in the game. I gained 5 million from
exploring and ressing people and reached a level of 42. As I was watching
television one day, I felt a clinging for monster slaying that I have not
endured for 2 weeks of being a calm and peaceful healer. It was time for
action. I chose to reincarnate into a monk and tarmalen mix, which was again
advised by higher experienced players and friends: Rere, Fenster, Alucard, and
many more whom I cannot remember. I decided to take it to my limit during this
reinc by leveling to 50, where afterwards I can start training the levels
partially. I was a human, and decided to take as many tarmalen levels as it
was needed to get the spell "Cure Serious Wounds" to 80%. I focused the rest
of my time and experience into the Monk guild, otherwise known as the Warrior
Guild. However, time did not forgive me. I was given another incline. I took
my 4th reincarnation back into the ranger guild, taking the ogre race. I had
11 million experiences during that time, and as I began to regain my
experience back, I was given the chance to take 3 free reincarnations. I
wasted my very first, taking tarmalen guild. By doing that I checked the
change in the cost of skills and spells, and took my 2nd free reincarnation
into the merchant and bard guilds. This was a test, to see whether these two
guilds were at all too complex, and I found that they both were difficult to
complete. However I chose to go to merchant guild in the end and that was my
choice for the 3rd and final free reincarnation, using the dwarf race. I
completed that guild, and gained much money in just 3 days, making chests,
doing surgeries and mining for Nyriori, a sort-of employer of mine. I bought 2
guards for my city and made my first made chest, which was the 5th of my
collections. Just then, I was given 2 more free reincarnations for there were
more tunes with the training of status points above level 30. My first free
reincarnation turned out into a bug, and I had to take the 2nd one as quickly
as possible. However, I was very disappointed with that reincarnation and had
to take another reincarnation, and this time it was not f ree. I lost 600k of
experiences from the reincarnation, which could have been lots more If I had
taken "safe" instead of "normal". From then, I've decided to settle down for 1
month, and now I am doing just that. I am a level 50 catfolk, who has 15
levels of merchant and 20 levels of alchemists. I decided to do a bit of
alchemists for the reason that a friend named Isundil has told me about the
wonderful world of potion making, which was to give me experience for every
new potion made. I took the bite and am still here. It is winter in BatMUD so
no herbs can be collected, but I have collected 10 hearts and some vanadium,
waiting for that hardened snow to rust away and the awakening of the herbs and
my chance for potion mastery. Also, now, I have had another incline, this time
not to join another reincarnation but to join HCBat - hardcore Bat. New
excitement awaits me, and I welcome it.