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Posted: 18 Oct 2012 01:01 [ permalink ]
1031569: a high priestess of Esachen, protector of stability
Posted: 01 Sep 2012 20:53 [ permalink ]
He was created Sat Apr 17 01:10:40 1999 and he is 1y, 1d, 1h, 1min and 1s old.
Posted: 12 Jul 2012 22:46 [ permalink ]
1087805: Rotahunt the Confessor
Posted: 06 Jul 2012 01:31 [ permalink ]
1024290: a high priestess of Esachen, protector of stability
Posted: 20 Jun 2012 22:59 [ permalink ]
575290: Oceanus, the Titan
Posted: 26 Apr 2012 22:49 [ permalink ]
947165: Hyperion, the ancient Titan
Posted: 02 Nov 2011 00:05 [ permalink ]
Oogga shouts 'I AM DYING! BY THE HANDS OF MY OWN BARBARIANS!' Oogga shouts 'Hail Nekru for giving me an honorable barbarian death!' Congratulations! You have just completed Defeat oogga! You remove the mace to give your foes a better chance. You sigh deeply. Oogga loses the privilege to live. Oogga is DEAD, R.I.P. 192653: Oogga, famed Barbarian Lord
Posted: 20 Sep 2011 18:52 [ permalink ]
Groo's voice echoes in the skies... BARBARIANS! HEAR MY WORDS! THROUGH THE AGES SELDOM DO ANY BARBARIAN EXPRESS SUCH RUTHLESS CONDUCT! FOR NEGLIGENCE AGAINST ALL THAT IS LIVING AND SACRED! Nekru IS NOW A BARBARIAN ELDER!
Posted: 24 Aug 2011 21:59 [ permalink ]
547278: Nillirou the elven masterbard
Posted: 12 May 2011 22:54 [ permalink ]
1145889: Rotahunt the Confessor
Posted: 29 Apr 2011 01:39 [ permalink ]
880646: Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master
Posted: 28 Jan 2011 00:12 [ permalink ]
530652: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 17 Jan 2011 00:03 [ permalink ]
1160678: Hazelfire the demon lieutenant 1009494: a fire elemental, the embodiment of inferno
Posted: 10 Jan 2011 09:00 [ permalink ]
Post Mortem
Legion+ presents:
Another day in Hell
====== facetime with the boss ======
Asmodeus BARBARICALLY BASHES you.
That really HURT!
You are about to DIE!
#$%&&&! Asmodeus tumbles your dodge.
Asmodeus RELENTLESSLY RAMS you.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
Asmodeus horribly munches you.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Asmodeus REALLY SMASHES you.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Asmodeus REALLY SMASHES you.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You die.
====== moments of glory ======
You turn your enemy's lunge aside and impale in one swift movement!
You excel in your ability to bash with your shield, and make your point across
to your enemy!
The earth itself shakes as you stomp the ground before Asmodeus and scream in
rage! Asmodeus tries
to back off but it's too late!
Like a hurricane you STORM towards Asmodeus and MOW him down without mercy.
Your hands trembling
with adrenaline you land your shield on Asmodeus with unstoppable force
followed by a bone
crashing echo!
You manage to break Asmodeus's concentration with your skillful attack!
====== back to reality ======
Asmodeus claps his hands and says (power blast)
A power blast hits you.
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
*****************************************************
Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your collar from getting scratched.
Asmodeus BARBARICALLY BASHES you.
You feel like your shield of energy blocked some physical damage.
That really HURT!
That really HURT!
You writhe in pain as you feel POISON in your veins!
Asmodeus WHACKS you.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
Asmodeus SAVAGELY CHEWS you.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Asmodeus runs into you.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Asmodeus REALLY SMASHES you.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You die.
======== .. Legion prevails! ========
You use torch to do the skill.
You run around the room, waving your torch about, setting everything that will
catch on fire. Soon
billowing clouds of smoke rise from the charred remains, as you dance
through the embers
chortling with glee.
Yggdrasil joins in on the fun.
Zartak joins in on the fun.
Asmodeus's corpse is burned into char.
You feel Groo smiling upon & +456 rep)you. (
1103681: Asmodeus, the Overlord of all the dukes of Hell
======== .. =========
Nosunrise calls for a dicing.
Nekru rolls: 100.
Zerks rolls: 68.
Zartak rolls: 61.
Nazrix rolls: 38.
Goodgulf rolls: 35.
Sarmangoth rolls: 30.
Derivator rolls: 25.
Yggdrasil rolls: 24.
Nosunrise rolls: 13.
Posted: 14 Dec 2010 16:13 [ permalink ]
935823: Wiespe the lecherous vampire
Posted: 13 Dec 2010 14:14 [ permalink ]
9: a gigantic black stone monolith, pulsing with divine powers
Posted: 09 Dec 2010 23:07 [ permalink ]
704476: Lord Necorp, the leech Mindcrafter 480753: a hulking, tentacle-faced nightmare
Posted: 27 Oct 2010 00:24 [ permalink ]
1126070: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood 709897: a beautiful and tall woman with hair the color of pale gold
Posted: 08 Aug 2010 19:43 [ permalink ]
722934: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 04 Aug 2010 15:00 [ permalink ]
Cock shouts 'Soulkeeper, I rather enjoyed killing you!' ...just couldn't handle it.
Posted: 12 Jul 2010 01:06 [ permalink ]
628225: A towering demon, swathed in black 737670: Tom Bombadil is here feeding birds and bunnies. 999064: a HUGE silver dragon
Posted: 11 May 2010 19:44 [ permalink ]
375804: huge, imposing looking orc male 399971: Dr. Kilrathi the evil cult leader
Posted: 10 May 2010 21:15 [ permalink ]
594446: A towering demon, swathed in black 1st boobs+ eq parteh.. EPIC!
Posted: 30 Apr 2010 09:07 [ permalink ]
1339258: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows
Posted: 15 Apr 2010 23:43 [ permalink ]
1071226: An incredibly huge red demon guards the essence of fire 1400206: a massive iron statue has come to life
Posted: 09 Mar 2010 13:38 [ permalink ]
The ground trembles. The heavens open accompanied with devastating thundering
and you fall down on your knees with your ears bleeding. Surreal dark coloured
mists whirl around you with accelerating speed and a rift opens above you.
.... NO! ... ... MNO! ...
..... MNO!! ...................... MNNOO! ...
..... MMNO! ......................... MNNOO!! .
.... MNOONNOO! MMMMMMMMMMPPPOII! MNNO!!!! .
... !O! NNO! MMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPOOOII!! NO! ....
...... ! MMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPOOOOIII! ! ...
........ MMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPOOOOOOII!! .....
........ MMMMMOOOOOOPPPPPPPPOOOOMII! ...
....... MMMMM.. OPPMMP .,OMI! ....
...... MMMM:: o.,OPMP,.o ::I!! ...
.... NNM:::.,,OOPM!P,.::::!! ....
.. MMNNNNNOOOOPMO!!IIPPO!!O! .....
... MMMMMNNNNOO:!!:!!IPPPPOO! ....
.. MMMMMNNOOMMNNIIIPPPOO!! ......
...... MMMONNMMNNNIIIOO!..........
....... MN MOMMMNNNIIIIIO! OO ..........
......... MNO! IiiiiiiiiiiiI OOOO ...........
...... NNN.MNO! . O!!!!!!!!!O . OONO NO! ........
.... MNNNNNO! ...OOOOOOOOOOO . MMNNON!........
...... MNNNNO! .. PPPPPPPPP .. MMNON!........
...... OO! ................. ON! .......
................................
Suddenly, hideous rays of pure energy STRIKE down at you and your body shakes.
You feel a terrible tearing pain going through you! You notice your internal
organs blow up as a KILLING heat burns your entrails. Your body is covered
by infernal fire and your puny brain gets assaulted with unreal powers.
Your smoldering corpse falls down and the last thing you see with your
distorted eyes is a bright flash of light.