88375: a woman clad in black silk glaring at you in hostile manner (NL+)

104681: a man clad in black silk smiling at you in arrogant manner  

94923: a man clad in black silk smiling at you in arrogant manner (NL+)

96534: a woman clad in black silk glaring at you in hostile manner

102293: a man clad in black silk smiling at you in arrogant manner

07:00  273307: a huge infuriated balrog without wings

party report Flex Shield Expires. [8m33s]
party report Summoned by: Resin

May 24 2011 06:11    1056244: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows (NL+)

03:01  134780: Fazid, the chief of mages 

06:32  528913: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos

00:39  188371: The vampire wizard Soy 

23:46  270393: A darkly brooding drow fighter sits here.

You bash your foe in berserk rage!!
You are prepared to do the skill.
You LUNGE, cleaving your enemy HARD on the temple, causing a deep gash.
...And you turn suddenly and STRIKE again.
Your top10 kill 'the Aurak Commander of the elite gua.., 53218 exp' has
increased in exp value!
Commander gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.
Commander is DEAD, R.I.P.

You are standing in a GIGANTIC cave. The sulphur smell is strong and a couple
of skeletons tells you that this is a den of a dragon. Mithril gleams in the
cave walls and on the ground.. This is the deep heart of the dragon citadel. A
small tunnel leads back to where you came from and there's seems to be tunnel
on the outer side of this cave leading somewhere else.
Obvious exits are: out and n.
Blood Thirsty the devestating hurricane (following Pancake)
Yo Man, the mythical blast from the past (following Pancake)
Ceridwen Starseer is preparing some magic spells here (following Pancake)
Haulk the bonebreaking mega tank (following Pancake)
Spid Spikey the hedgehog (following Pancake)
Anaconda is checking his gear (following Pancake)
Cyran is here, barking like a dog (following Pancake)
Iancurtis the deity is here flexing his big exp muscles (following Pancake)
Mozzoop is examining your equipment (following Pancake)
Axl Headcrusher is standing here (following Pancake)
Incanus is wandering around here (following Pancake)
Elias is walking around here (following Pancake)
Mopo Savutta is standing before you (following Pancake)
Greyhame Mithrandir is here ready to party (following Pancake)
Goljat is here swinging his big axe (following Pancake)
Phantros is swinging his splendid lord of chaos blade (following Pancake)
Maribor is here waving his Swedish flag (following Pancake)
Ulax is another finnish highbie with oh so good equipment (following Pancake)
a GIGANTIC ancient mithril dragon
Your keen senses note a disturbance seconds before the ambush!
hp: 1185(1185) [] sp: 28(28) [] ep: 408(408) [] cash: 1550 [] exp pool: 0 exp:
264240 [] 

You enter the huge cave, feeling secure with a party like this. But that is
washed away and you stand shaking your legs. This is biggest badass dragon you
ever seen. Tiamat is just a small puppy compared to this dragon. His mithril
skin seems to be impenetrable.
Blood, Yo, Ceridwen, Haulk, Spid, Anaconda, Cyran, Iancurtis, Mozzoop, Axl,
Incanus, Elias, Mopo, Greyhame, Goljat, Phantros, Maribor and Ulax approach
the dragon in a more calm manner. They circle the dragon and starts to slash
against it. They dodge and parries what seems to be impossible attacks from
the dragon. And finally the dragon dies exhausted from the effort and loss of
blood. A great battle indeed.
Blood, Yo, Ceridwen, Haulk, Spid, Anaconda, Cyran, Iancurtis, Mozzoop, Axl,
Incanus, Elias, Mopo, Greyhame, Goljat, Phantros, Maribor and Ulax approaches
you and shakes your hand. They explain that whats left is for you only to
fight. They wave and resume their mist form again and disappears.

There are no light sources here, but you can still see.
Deep in the dungeons of the dragon citadel.
You are deep down in the dungeons of the dragon citadel. There seems to be an
entrance to a huge cave infront of you, and it smells sulphur here. Whatever
evil that lurks down here is close now. An irregular breeze comes from the
cave, you ponder your worst nightmares, could that actually be an ancient
dragons breath?  A sweet smell of burned meat is surrounding the hallways.
Anguish filled screams mixed with the chantings of draconian priests and the
marching of draconian officers makes this a dreadful place to be in.
Obvious exits are: u and cave.
Blood Thirsty the devestating hurricane (following Pancake)
Yo Man, the mythical blast from the past (following Pancake)
Ceridwen Starseer is preparing some magic spells here (following Pancake)
Haulk the bonebreaking mega tank (following Pancake)
Spid Spikey the hedgehog (following Pancake)
Anaconda is checking his gear (following Pancake)
Cyran is here, barking like a dog (following Pancake)
Iancurtis the deity is here flexing his big exp muscles (following Pancake)
Mozzoop is examining your equipment (following Pancake)
Axl Headcrusher is standing here (following Pancake)
Incanus is wandering around here (following Pancake)
Elias is walking around here (following Pancake)
Mopo Savutta is standing before you (following Pancake)
Greyhame Mithrandir is here ready to party (following Pancake)
Goljat is here swinging his big axe (following Pancake)
Phantros is swinging his splendid lord of chaos blade (following Pancake)
Maribor is here waving his Swedish flag (following Pancake)
Ulax is another finnish highbie with oh so good equipment (following Pancake)
Minax the minotaur is standing here

Congratulations! You have just completed Ackbar's warrior shrine!
You receive 49436 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 6 training points.

An unearthly feeling takes over your body as you enter the room.  You
have passed the test of the Ancient Warriors and proved yourself to be worthy
of the legendary Damien; The equipment of a true warrior.  Completing this
task grants you 29490 experience; You've managed to find a truly special
place.
A mithril shard crumbles to dust.
The Tarmellen crumbles to dust.
A K'prurian crumbles to dust.
A very old dragonscale cloak crumbles to dust.
A Storm Battleaxe crumbles to dust.
A jeweled ring crumbles to dust.

Huge cave.
You are standing in a GIGANTIC cave. The sulphur smell is strong and a couple
of skeletons tells you that this is a den of a dragon. Mithril gleams in the
cave walls and on the ground.. This is the deep heart of the dragon citadel. A
small tunnel leads back to where you came from and there's seems to be tunnel
on the outer side of this cave leading somewhere else.
Obvious exits are: out and n.
Iancurtis the deity is here flexing his big exp muscles (following Pancake)
Spid Spikey the hedgehog (following Pancake)
Cyran is here, barking like a dog (following Pancake)
Axl Headcrusher is standing here (following Pancake)
Haulk the bonebreaking mega tank (following Pancake)
Blood Thirsty the devestating hurricane (following Pancake)
Anaconda is checking his gear (following Pancake)
Elias is walking around here (following Pancake)
Mozzoop is examining your equipment (following Pancake)
Greyhame Mithrandir is here ready to party (following Pancake)
Maribor is here waving his Swedish flag (following Pancake)
Goljat is here swinging his big axe (following Pancake)
Ceridwen Starseer is preparing some magic spells here (following Pancake)
a GIGANTIC ancient mithril dragon
Your keen senses note a disturbance seconds before the ambush!
hp: 1192(1192) [] sp: 28(28) [] ep: 336(409) [] cash: 4480 [] exp pool: 0 exp:
500043 [] 

You enter the huge cave, feeling secure with a party like this. But that is
washed away and you stand shaking your legs. This is biggest badass dragon you
ever seen. Tiamat is just a small puppy compared to this dragon. His mithril
skin seems to be impenetrable.
Iancurtis, Spid, Cyran, Axl, Haulk, Blood, Anaconda, Elias, Mozzoop, Greyhame,
Maribor, Goljat and Ceridwen approach the dragon in a more calm manner. They
circle the dragon and starts to slash against it. They dodge and parries what
seems to be impossible attacks from the dragon. And finally the dragon dies
exhausted from the effort and loss of blood. A great battle indeed.
Iancurtis, Spid, Cyran, Axl, Haulk, Blood, Anaconda, Elias, Mozzoop, Greyhame,
Maribor, Goljat and Ceridwen approaches you and shakes your hand. They explain
that whats left is for you only to fight. They wave and resume their mist form
again and disappears.

There are no light sources here, but you can still see.
Deep in the dungeons of the dragon citadel.
You are deep down in the dungeons of the dragon citadel. There seems to be an
entrance to a huge cave infront of you, and it smells sulphur here. Whatever
evil that lurks down here is close now. An irregular breeze comes from the
cave, you ponder your worst nightmares, could that actually be an ancient
dragons breath?  A sweet smell of burned meat is surrounding the hallways.
Anguish filled screams mixed with the chantings of draconian priests and the
marching of draconian officers makes this a dreadful place to be in.
Obvious exits are: u and cave.
Iancurtis the deity is here flexing his big exp muscles (following Pancake)
Spid Spikey the hedgehog (following Pancake)
Cyran is here, barking like a dog (following Pancake)
Axl Headcrusher is standing here (following Pancake)
Haulk the bonebreaking mega tank (following Pancake)
Blood Thirsty the devestating hurricane (following Pancake)
Anaconda is checking his gear (following Pancake)
Elias is walking around here (following Pancake)
Mozzoop is examining your equipment (following Pancake)
Greyhame Mithrandir is here ready to party (following Pancake)
Maribor is here waving his Swedish flag (following Pancake)
Goljat is here swinging his big axe (following Pancake)
Ceridwen Starseer is preparing some magic spells here (following Pancake)
Minax the minotaur is standing here

05:27  114254: Zeltjin, the head warlock of Tiamat

03:00  182975: a Mithril Golem summoned here by Tiamat to defend her lair

Behold mortal! A magical darkness surrounds the worlds.
Bewildered you turn your face up to defy the wrath of gods
and spot the hidden three constellations high above the ground,
drawn into the immense darkness; your mind falters.
The earth starts shaking violently.. the remnants of the old world
quiver in pain, a heavy magical rain pours down from the heights and
washes away the stars, the skies fall apart.

Suddenly, a white figure riding a golden dragon appears in the
eastern horizon and rides across the heavens to west leaving an
expanding band of light behind it.. light takes over in a flash
of brilliance and Grediah is carried into heavens with a golden
chariot pulled by thirteen multicolored bats.

1217243: lesser demon of draen-dalar (NL+)
9: a gigantic black stone monolith, pulsing with divine powers

4270: Sable Bladetree, lord high ranger
nightlife+

573384: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos

1329086: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows
legion+ 

1326034: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows (Legion+)

104171: Goldberry, The Fair River-Daughter is here.

873422: Tom Bombadil is here feeding birds and bunnies.
152984: Dr. Livingstone, the famous zoologist and explorer

118466: a man clad in black silk smiling at you in arrogant manner

1164695: the Grand Master Torturer

178286: Fazid, the chief of mages 
130213: Dr. Livingstone, the famous zoologist and explorer 

117905: Fazid, the chief of mages
1324989: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows

1347673: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows
205682: Dr. Livingstone, the famous zoologist and explorer 

133669: a woman clad in black silk glaring at you in hostile manner 

had bracelet.

1346611: Wiespe the lecherous vampire
306560: Fiona the brownie nun (holy)

285833: Jonathan Amberley
595137: Patrick Amberley

Rostok Thunderfist nods solemnly.
Violent drumming echoes through out the realm.
Mother Theresa shouts 'Sisters Beware!'
Sable Bladetree shouts 'Hide in the forests!'
Las shouts 'Another thorn in the anvil of justice!'

Groo's voice echoes in the skies...
  BARBARIANS! HEAR MY WORDS!
  THROUGH THE AGES SELDOM DO ANY BARBARIAN EXPRESS SUCH RUTHLESS CONDUCT!
  FOR NEGLIGENCE AGAINST ALL THAT IS LIVING AND SACRED!
  Pancake IS NOW A BARBARIAN ELDER!

killed Tenji yesterday

Hit 100000 barbarian rep today!

Zoo with Imperator/Kronos
Diced Glittery Crystal Breastplate  
Imperator is so easy and nice to party with....love his parties.

Graft : Drop anchor! Devour the portside!
Dralith legion+: One of the more memorable quotes I have..
Dralith legion+: Wonder who was in the boat that day..

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| Party Name: small exp                    (Members:  3) | Exp Tot:   3390954
|
| Created: Tue Nov 10 09:33:16 2009        ( 2h 12m 40s) | Exp/min:     25495
|
|========================================================|====================|
| Place  Name      Status      HP         SP        EP   | Lvl |   Experience
|
|========================================================|=====|==============|
| 1.2   Pancake       ldr 1147(1147)   38(  38) 300(404) |  90 |       932271
|
| ?.?   Kronos        mbr  554( 554)  914( 994) 239(223) |  69 |       661962
|
| ?.?   Valkrist      mbr  809( 916)  272( 458) 383(403) | 100 |       952624
|
'       Vahvero

120323: a woman clad in black silk glaring at you in hostile manner (akemi)
(NL+) Led
Black ring with tiger head ornament
learning experience and party members were cool with me kinda learning the
ropes on her...overall enjoyable due to the fact that she went down...:)

453373: a giant green dragon (NL+) dice
diced a small sparkling pendant
also had figuring = instascout/wizard's eye
and a cloth that gave +poison when you wiped a weapon with it...

1344539: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows A.K.A. Shelaste

308312: Axidia, Master of undeads (NL+)
Mage Gem

With Nikana's help made enough points to buy Shinarae's Special Crimson Cape
+10dex  (thanks NIKANA) you rock the best!!

ON Nazrix's Post:  
1.  You were idle 7min 48sec right before i killed nelson when i fingered you.
2. that's cool.
3. I didn't know that but it just seems pretty shitty that a player can keep
putting up a shelter around a cash mob to allow him/her to keep killing it. 
If the wizards say this is legal then i will not argue with this rule.
4. ok, thanks.
5. When you died it was from imperator killing you mostly.
6. I "had" nor "asked" imperator to "do" anything, he just did that of his own
accord and because you killed me for no damn reason.
7. All i know is you kept killing me.  I don't have the spell to summon, you
relocated.
8. You did something wrong and you killed me and you expect that to be cool
with me? What twisted sort of logic is that?  I counter-attacked? lies.
9.  Blah, Blah, Blah I'm in law school and i'm want everyone to know.  Who
gives a fuck.  your still a prick who thinks that he can do what he pleases,
i'm here to tell you that you can't do that shit to me.  There are a lot of
people on this mud that have degrees and work for a living but you don't see
them throwing that stuff around all the time like you do.  Instead their
actions speak for themselves. 
10. I guess your right there, i was just surprised how many people you got to
send us tells for you after we wouldn't just back down and roll over like some
dead dog.  I guess they were all american players, my bad there.
11. After i killed the mob that you were idling at and you say to me "pay me
5k"  "you have 30 seconds to comply" and then you pkill me. This would fit
quite well with the definition of  a bully.  Wikipedia defines bullying as the
act of intentionally causing harm to others, through verbal harassment,
physical assault, or other more subtle methods of coercion such as
manipulation.  I'm sure a law student has a dictionary, look it up.
12. Well i guess saying your a "cancer and a disease" is an excess since
cancer is a class of diseases, so i will just have to leave you defined as a
cancer.  Of course i only speak for myself and no-one else on this matter when
i say that thru your gameplay here i would never like to meet you in real life
because of the type of person that you portray yourself to be on here.  You
have lied in the past and you will most likely lie in the future about your
dealings with others.  In the simplest form i would definately hope that you
never make contact with me again, because in the past your spamming me was
really irritating.  To me your dead. I think that says it all.

Well it only seems appropriate to write a little blog about what happened with
me and Nazrix as he is such a liar that he's going to whine,bitch, and moan to
any fin that can help his sorry ass.  I'm really tired of him and so many
people are to because of shit like this that he pulls all the time. He's a
canker sore in the side of Batmud and should be eliminated like the bug he is.
  
It all started while i was running cash.  I went to the Nelson mob and saw
that Nazrix was camping it for a good long while, he was just standing in the
room for a good 30 minutes and i guess he would unidle when nelson popped.  i
give everyone the benefit of camping a mob a few idle minutes, i fingered
Nazrix and he was idle 8 minutes so i killed nelson.  He sends me a tell about
a minute later telling me that he had a field up around nelson no less and
that i ran in as soon as the field dropped?  Is this right? can we just put up
fields around cash mobs so only we can kill them? of course not, but this is
shit that Nazrix does all the fucking time and no-one cares "because he's
Nazrix and it's cute to see a retard fumble around and fuck up others
experience here on Batmud"  I told him that i didn't even see the field and
that all i did was run into the room from the outworld like i always do,
finger him, see he's idle over 5 min, and kill nelson.  He then demands that i
pay him 5k for killing the mob while he was in the room idle!!  I guess if you
have lots of wands and are good at triggers you can demand the moon from
smaller players and get away with it.  Well i'm not one to be bullied and i
said that was not going to happen.  You can't expect to stand in a cash room
and ask smaller players to pay you money from the mob while you idle and jerk
off doing whatever. So then he gives me this robocop shit "you have 30 seconds
to comply" and kills me.  Now it's gone back and forth.  The point is that's
it's not about the eq, it never was, it's the fact that you have players like
this that don't really play, they just log on to fuck with people.  And noone
really cares...i mean if i was finnish and i had finnish admin friends this
story might be a bit different but i think it's just sad that this guy that's
had problems here before is free to run around and do these things.  And to
set the record straight for those that don't know, i can't kill Nazrix, i
usually see him relo into my room and trigger off 2 wands and 
word of recall out only to come back in again and zap me with 2 more
wands...this cycle just repeats itself.  As far as i'm concerned he can keep
on doing it because no person gives a shit about him i just know that they're
not going to do anything to get rid of him, he'll always be here and we will
always have sad stories about how he wronged us and everyone just laughed and
said "aww, that's just nazrix, he adds flavor to the game"  Nazrix killed me
for no good reason other that he was idle in a cash mob for over 8 min when i
killed it and it's the only cash mob his 350hp thirk mob can easily handle.
If i were to do this to anyone of the finnish players on here what would
happen?  Nazrix is not a fair player and a cancer to this mud.  This is all he
does anyway, annoy people. and now he wants to keep killing me and tell me all
i have to say is "truce".  I can't count how many times he's killed me now,
i'd say in the last 2 days well over 5 times.  But i have nothing good to say
about him and his lies about me "stealing" eq......what a crock of bullshit,
but i'm sure he'll keep feeding it to anyone that will listen.

1498: Strange looking man trying to sneak around

You are prepared to do the skill.
You start thinking about how to lure your opponent to a more favorable
position...
You fake a disadvantage which Sir Bedimere eagerly tries to exploit...
You let out a ferocious cry which scares Sir Bedimere!
aid spiderman Sir Bedimere foolishly attacks, you hit a ringing blow with the
Axe named 'Bane' labeled as -Pancake-
Your barbaric senses take over you.
You skillfully completely evade Sir Bedimere's attack.
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party report 5 Round Lure
You succeed in breaking Sir Bedimere's concentration!
You have Sir Bedimere in the exact position you want him to be.
party report 4 Round Lure
You go 'GOTCHA!' and strike your weapon into his skull putting his central
nerve system out of order.
party report 4 Round Lure
You manage to give Sir Bedimere a nasty bleeding cut.

Winner (Thu Jun 05 12:00:14 2008): Pancake, 140801 gold coins (had donated
14598)

killed akira and dread

You expose yourself to Guard.
Guard rampages towards you as he sees the opening.
Guard manages to give you a nasty bleeding cut.
You valiantly strike back at Guard while he still is in a sensitive state.
Guard gets knocked down to the ground.
party report 2 Round Lure
This doesn't do anything.

You expose yourself to Black Knight.
Black Knight rampages towards you as he sees the opening.
Black Knight doesn't let his opportunity go to waste and delivers a decisive
strike deep into your flesh.
You have Black Knight in the exact position you want him to be.
You go 'GOTCHA!' and strike your weapon into his skull putting his central
nerve system out of order.
party report 4 Round Lure
This one stuns the mob.**

This is a small wappu task point which floats in the air.
Perhaps you should try to 'claim' it?
This item is in good condition.
claim taskpoint
You claim the 1 taskpoint.

You are in the middle of a flight of stairs. Obviously the only exits from
here are up and down the stairway.
Obvious exits are: d and u.
a lonely wappu taskpoint floats around in the air <3

There are no light sources here, but you can still see.
Amarth's private interrogation chamber.
Obvious exits are: wz, d, sk, te and ba.

Pancake's corpse is burned into char.
You feel wicked.

My new mantra is to idle.....a lot.....and get some age on me.

You run around the room, waving your torch about, setting everything that will
catch on fire. Soon billowing clouds of smoke rise from the charred remains,
as you dance through the embers chortling with glee.
Dunsten's corpse is burned into char.
You feel Groo smiling upon you.
 342339: Dunsten Robbins sits smoking his pipe absent-mindedly  

You wander off in search of water.
Water, you found the syrup of life. Now put it away or or drink it now. If you
look in more places like this you should have no problem living.
You are only able to fill some of your containers.

 313630: Xarithos, the demon lord of Eternal Winter

Zoo today.

 607867: Akira the aged Spirit King of Kara-Tur

 Reputation:  Groo Reborn
Reputation bar:
 [XXXXXX:.....]

You miss Bmoa.
You hurt Bmoa who seems to become somewhat confused.
You thump Bmoa causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
Bmoa stops existing in this reality.
Bmoa is DEAD, R.I.P.
The crowd gives you a standing ovation!
You feel some of your wounds heal.
Grokh shouts 'Bmoa dies by the hand of Pancake!'
Bmoa's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.
Grokh shouts 'Pancake wins the BLOOD BOWL!'
Your reputation improves.
Congratulations! You have just completed Blood bowl!

Runeaxe exclaims 'We are HORDE!'
Runeaxe is enraged and his eyes glaze over in anticipation of combat!
Moonlord is enraged and her eyes glaze over in anticipation of combat!
Kobane is enraged and its eyes glaze over in anticipation of combat!
YOU FEEL AS IF YOU WERE GROO HIMSELF!
party report Enrage Active.
Bmoa is enraged and his eyes glaze over in anticipation of combat!
That particular command is blocked in this room.
 Runeaxe exclaims 'We are HORDE!'
Runeaxe is enraged and his eyes glaze over in anticipation of combat!
Moonlord is enraged and her eyes glaze over in anticipation of combat!
Kobane is enraged and its eyes glaze over in anticipation of combat!
YOU FEEL AS IF YOU WERE GROO HIMSELF!
party report Enrage Active.
Bmoa is enraged and his eyes glaze over in anticipation of combat!
That particular command is blocked in this room.
 Str: Divine (920+++++)    Dex: Divine (539+++++)    Con: Nice (159)          

 from meadow on laenor  282028: R'ami, well oiled chief woodcutter and masseur
extraordinaire

 11898: A Red-Tailed Fox

 [00:19]:Rastol [newbie]: how do i reinc with mortis?

 [00:21]:Pancake [newbie]: that's a good question...any helper know the
answer, i have a guess but don't want to lie to him if i'm wrong. 
Bmoa tells you 'Then be quiet if you can't help.'
You tell Bmoa 'i could offer an answer but i'm saying that i'm not sure if it
would be the right answer and i would also like to know. You know, you should
really stop being such an ass and help people more, leave your ego at home and
people probably wouldn't think you were such a huge flaming prick.'
Bmoa tells you 'If you don't know the answer for sure, then put no message
to newbie. That just confuses newbies.'
Bmoa tells you 'That has nothing to do with my ego.'
You tell Bmoa 'ask around man, people dislike you sooo much because you are so
rude...'
Bmoa tells you 'Yes, I have seen that stupid idiots dislike me.'
You tell Bmoa 'for some reason you just can't seem to talk to people in a
civilized manner.'
Bmoa tells you 'I did call your ego big or told you are asshole?'
You tell Bmoa 'and your saying that people dont think you have a big ego and
think your an ass?'
You tell Bmoa 'if you don't believe me just throw it out there and see what
people think.'
Bmoa tells you 'They say only if I mention to them misusing of
newbie-channel.'
You tell Bmoa 'well people talk to me all the time about you and how they
don't
like how you talk to people...your very short with people and don't come off
nice. You give off the attitude that if someone doesn't know an answer to a
question that you do they are stupid and you must belittle them for not
knowing instead of just helping them..'
You tell Bmoa 'i may not know the correct answer to every question but i will
try to help a person if i can...or point them to someone that can.'
Bmoa tells you 'It does not help a newbie if you tell that you might know
the answer.'
Bmoa tells you 'When newbie helpers voted for best helpers, I was rated
third. Bite it.'
You emote to Bmoa 'bites your neck gently.'

 358389: Nosractik, the king of the orcs 

 145331: a powerful gibberling blockading the forest 

 Session summary:
 Time: 16 hours 30 minutes 1 second
Experience gained: 5246098
Experience lost: 723741
Experience spent: 4431927
Gold difference: -7594.00
New areas explored: 90

 (Members:  3) | Exp Tot:   6641306 || Created: Mon Dec 24 15:47:26 2007      
 ( 2h 14m 15s) | Exp/min:     49194

killed shoprobber   1757: Strange looking man trying to sneak around

You eat buttermilk pancakes.
You feel that Pancake is satiated.
You can't possibly eat more. You discard rest of the food.

tried ackbar quest again for the 4th time ...failed died about 5 times.
total number of tries so far...4  all failed...stupid fucking quest if you ask
me.

bane axe for 600k

bought awe bane axe 700k

spiked adamantium collar for 250k bought

party report Enrage Expires. [7m19s]
Spiderman gives you a present wrapped in aquamarine paper with a ribbon
(closed).
Imperator {party}: merry xmas
This present is a flimsy box wrapped in aquamarine paper, and tied with a
bright ribbon. It looks expensive, but not particulary sturdy or difficult to
open.
This item is in excellent condition.
It looks very heavy.
Present contains:
the Axe named 'Bane' labeled as |Pancake| <purple glow>

Tarken tells you 'what guild you right now?'  You tell Tarken (*Corpses*)
'barb/ranger'  Tarken tells you 'shit'  Tarken tells you 'nvm'  You tell
Tarken 'k'   You tell Tarken (*Corpses*) 'you know where santa'  Tarken tells
you 'shut the fuck ep'  Tarken tells you 'shut the fuck up'  You tell Tarken
(*Corpses*) 'what!!'  You tell Tarken (*Corpses*) 'what's wrong with you?' 
I guess that Tarken believes it's ok to bother me with a question but not ok
for me to ask him a question.  wierd logic at work here.

party report Embracing Melody Active.
party report Vine Mantle Lessened [0]
Grinning diabolically you uncontrollably slash Sable Bladetree causing a minor
twiddling.

Oogga tells you 'WELL DONE BARBARIAN! YOU REALLY HAVE GUTS!'
Shakh'tah tells you 'Your necklace might aid you some in battle now.'
You feel your shrunken skull necklace enhance you.
Congratulations! You have just completed Prove yourself!
party say Got Heal From: (Anjew)

You shred Pancake causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
Pancake suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times violently, then
falls to the ground, lifeless.
light torch
barbburn 
douse torch
Pancake is DEAD, R.I.P.

Shakh'tah touches your shrunken skull necklace.
You feel your aim improve.
You feel your shrunken skull necklace enhance you.
Congratulations! You have just completed Way of the warrior!
You give the skull of Groo's father to Shaman.

Congratulations! You have just completed Help madison!

 Time: 14 hours 57 minutes 49 seconds
Experience gained: 2659063
Experience lost: 78128
Experience spent: 1890031
Gold difference: -4251.00
New areas explored: 9

  Time: 7 hours 25 minutes 37 seconds
Experience gained: 735889
Experience lost: 341929
Experience spent: 102378
Gold difference: +121557.00
New areas explored: 3
Battle skill summary:
 Hits: 2103 Misses: 776 Parries: 0 Ripostes: 0 Stuns: 35
 Criticals: 87 Dodges: 367 Tumbles: 206 Stunned Maneuvers: 7

 Time: 5 hours 51 minutes 12 seconds Experience gained: 1323079
Experience lost: 7 Experience spent: 1223455
Gold difference: -2090.00 New areas explored: 1

Sable's own personal Ranger guard : 243703

Sable's own personal Ranger guard : 361927

party say Got Heal From: (Argoroth)

Sable Bladetree, lord high ranger : 4214

party report Flame Shield Expires. [14m44s]

Grinning diabolically you jab Sable Bladetree making an artery explode.
Starrlight turns suddenly and STRIKES again..
You get bad vibrations as Sable Bladetree's spine snaps with an audible
*SNAP*.
Sable Bladetree is DEAD, R.I.P.

seems like while chesting last night put wrong eq's in full chest, just
happened to be the one with pgiver,marion axe,signet ring, and emerald
ring...about 7.5m eq lost...:P well i wonder how many months of grinding cash
it will take me to get it back, the pgiver and signet ring will be the most
missed.  Chalk this up as a lesson learned and just keep mudding...:)

party report Enrage is down.
                                         |
|  772627: Patrick Amberley

well ended up killing hera in a party 697041 exp..ended up getting : a
lightning belt of Zeus.

Session summary:

thanks to nosunrise and various members of legion we killed magenta and i
ended up dicing a nice def suit pr and csense....hopefully in the future i
will begin to be more useful in eq parties for the legion.

 680581: A deadly dragon with scales in shades of beautiful magenta

not much happening got level 60 and just scouted out lq 61 'stonehenge' nice
exp there..gonna hit it up tomorrow...nice newbie talk going on tonight, it's
cool to see the uber highbies helping out a tadpole swimming in the
batmud...:P

Dralith 'Breakit' Maugan is a level 60 immortal.
He was created Wed Aug 12 08:00:00 1981 and he is 25y, 336d, 19h, 3min and 12s
old.
He has been on for 14h, 50min and 24s, idle 26s.
He has 6 pieces of unread mail.
He has killed: Santa Claus is here, carrying his bag of gifts, 1 exp
Ssmud's mom, -5000000 exp (party 0f 9)
He is a Master Merchant.
He is the Captain of the UNK Indiaman Flying Dutchman.
Web page: http://wiz.bat.org/dralith/
This player has a blog - last modified 256d, 23h, 27min and 5s ago.
get corpse
Just because i think that dralith is one of the coolest immorts i have had the
pleasure of talking to...he once gave me a free boat...it was a canoe and
placed me in the middle of bumfuck ocean...took me about 1 1/2 hours to paddle
to shore and then i ate the damn thing but in the end i thought it was
hilarious after everything was all said and done..:)

Experience gained: 1469335
Experience lost: 606788
Experience spent: 928092
Gold difference: +4148.00
New areas explored: 165

experience gained: 802027
Experience lost: 90132
Experience spent: 991335
Gold difference: +11217.00
New areas explored: 0
Battle skill summary:

'm o'
test

Grinning diabolically you CRUELLY REND Fraggle causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.

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get corpse
party say CRITICAL HIT
Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY DISMEMBER Smith's wife causing heart tissue to
fly everywhere.

Session summary:
Session summary: Time: 20 hours 6 minutes 34 seconds Experience gained:
2495051
Experience lost: 272842 Experience spent: 2703064 Gold difference: -10465.00
New areas explored: 280 Battle skill summary:
Session summary: Time: 20 hours 6 minutes 34 seconds Experience gained:
2495051
Experience lost: 272842 Experience spent: 2703064 Gold difference: -10465.00
New areas explored: 280 Battle skill summary: Hits: 6518 Misses: 2996 Parries:
0 Ripostes: 0 Stuns: 56 Criticals: 216 Dodges: 397 Tumbles: 281 Stunned
Maneuvers: 2

 Party Name: !                            (Members:  4) | Exp Tot:   4723254 |
| Created: Wed Jun 13 08:30:30 2007        ( 3h 30m 13s) | Exp/min:     22385
|
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| Place  Name      Status      HP         SP        EP   | Lvl |   Experience
|
|========================================================|=====|==============|
| 1.1   Pancake       fol 1042(1042)   36(  36) 204(391) |  49 |      1062878
|
| 1.2   Kheldor       ldr  958(1115)  625( 982) 438(438) | 100 |      1637373
|
| 1.3   Sloppy        fol  862(1083)   18(  18) 326(326) |  52 |       178660
|
| 2.2   Pangi         fol  480( 524)  734( 956) 199(199) |  70 |      1317082
|
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Xortoth [legion+]: sbs needs 7pieces+bones, 1 piece and bones is few rooms
from
raz, raz has one, in thief treasure room, pile at north of raven, pond couple
west from shovel dispenser, and grog or w/e his name is has 1 and the barb
chief (you need to make a new barb ring of friendship) has one

Gorge [legion+]: my ex may be pregnant again, with mine:D damit second id 
legion+]: Gorge sniffs sadly. 
Pyggins (legion+): help skill prophylactic 
Hair [legion+]: help skill hope its not twins 
Graft [legion+]: help skill push 
Gorge [legion+]: i already have one:D 
Graft [legion+]: :) 
[legion+]: Pancake laughs out loud. 

Session summary:
Session summary:Time: 6 hours 3 minutes 1 second xperience gained: 1076920
Experience lost: 0Experience spent: 821661Gold difference: -404061.00
New areas explored: 164

The ram eyes you as if it was going to ram you.
You are prepared to do the skill.
You expose yourself to Ram.
Ram rampages towards you as it sees the opening.
Ram manages to give you a nasty bleeding cut.
You have trouble but manage to deliver a kick in Ram's crotch making it moan
and
immobilize it for a moment.
my first succesful lure!!

Session summary: Time: 5 hours 7 minutes 37 seconds Experience gained: 761875
Experience lost: 159537 Experience spent: 1514497 Gold difference: -68862.00
New areas explored: 0 Battle skill summary: Hits: 1411 Misses: 558 Parries: 0
Ripostes: 0 Stuns: 7 Criticals: 53 Dodges: 16 Tumbles: 10 Stunned Maneuvers: 0

Session summary:

when u goto that area u need to go through litl maze and find 'knight of
darkness' or something like that to get a GEM to portal that leads to quest
itself
AND the most important thing is that u keep LOG when u enter in those bigger
mazes

theres 4 mazes, 1st is easy just invoke every shrine/smoke/whatever, 2nd maze
u hav to be careful with grey beholders, well lets say with every beholder,
those like 3k/each but if u love your eqs be careful. 3rd maze is kinda hard
cos theres lotsa blockers, big 1s, like mutant gorillas, so buy some alc
potions like regen/fabs and shit like that. 4th is BIG but easy just follow
firefly nests =)

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Congratulations! You have just completed The ant hill!
You receive 16045 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
You receive 4 training points.
Nicodemus hands you an old scroll: 'Here! I have no use for this anymore, I
hope it helps you on your journeys.'
You give some small tools in a leather wrapping to Nicodemus.
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You are venturing inside the ant hill - you have now descended very deep below
the groundlevel. This part of the nest, however, seems different when compared
to the previous tunnels of the ant hill. It is  pitch black around you, but it
is not what makes you feel a bit creepy. It is the walls and floor, which are
covered with thick, foul-smelling slime. You do not hear the clicking sounds
of the ants here - in fact, this parts of the nest seems to be abandoned. Why
- you cannot tell. There is an opening straight above your head.
Wow, this place looks so exciting that you gain additional 26734 exp!

Grinning diabolically Black Knight slits you causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Grinning diabolically Black Knight plunges you causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You feel that Pancake goes unconscious.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
Black Knight tastes you causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
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Nikana misses Black Knight.
Nikana misses Black Knight.
Grinning diabolically Black Knight slits you causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Grinning diabolically Black Knight plunges you causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You feel that Pancake goes unconscious.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
Black Knight tastes you causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
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Pancake Syrup is a level 30 mortal of the Centaur race.
He was created Wed Jan 17 06:42:12 2007 and he is 36d, 8h, 11min and 57s old.
He has been on for 15h, 16min and 41s, not idle (*busy*).
He has killed: A massive fox, growling wrathfully, 21076 exp
Golux, the master conjurer of slime, 742086 exp (party of 9)
This player has a blog - last modified 24d, 21h, 39min and 46s ago. 
He has no plan.

74734: an adult chimera, with a fiery red lion's mane