Smoking rolls: 1.

You receive 1 task points for completing 'Minor bugs and various awarding'
task.

A gift from Burglefloogah, to the most devious pack of mortals on the side of
chaos; Smoking, Beyond and Era.

Alex dies 3man

Smoking rolls: 93.
of course it doesnt count.

Smoking rolls: 20.
3rd last from convent

Smoking rolls: 13.

Smoking rolls: 13.

Total of 653261577 experience spent on character.

Alexandra starts levitating and vibrating violently...
Burglefloogah belches 'Die you balance whore, DIE!'
...and suddenly EXPLODES splattering her intestines all over you.
Diced last

Smoking rolls: 5.

Total of 600012808 experience spent on character.

Smoking has registered to be from 'Australia'.
.. but he is currently logged in from 'Finland'. Neat.

2nd Sept -> Helsinki
8th Sept -> London
20th Sept -> New York
24th Sept -> Brisbane
28th Sept -> Home

 (10:20) Flirt tells you 'Ooo .. yer 'boss' now ;)'

 1110593: Lear Rotth, the undead lord superior, infuriated beyond
comprehension

 9: a gigantic black stone monolith, pulsing with divine powers   

old plan ..
 Ewige tells you 'hoom!'
Ewige tells you 'i have a plan'
Ewige tells you 'it's cunning'
 Info: Ewige left the game.

Smoking rolls: 6.

In one single moment your whole life can turn round
you stand there for a minute staring straight into the ground
Looking to the left slightly then looking back down
your world feels like its caved in, proper sorry frown

'please let me show you how we could only just be for us
i can change and i can grow or we could adjust
the wicked thing about us is we always have trust
we can even have an open relationship if we must'

i look at her, she stares almost straight back at me
but her eyes glaze over like shes looking straight through me
Her eyes must have closed for seemed like an eternity
and when they open up shes looking down at her feet



Dry yer eyes mate
i know its hard to take but her mind has been made up
theres plenty more fish in the sea
dry yer eyes mate
I know you want to make her see how much this pain hurts
but you've got to walk away now
its over



so then i move my hand up from down by my side
Its shaking, my life is crashing before my eyes
i turn the palm of my hand up to face the skies
touch the bottom of her chin and let out a sigh

'coz i cant imagine my life without you and me
theres things i cant imagine doing things i cant imagine seeing
it werent supposed to be easy surely 
please please im begging please'

she brings her hands up towards where my hands rested
she wraps her fingers round mine with a softness she's blessed with
she peels away my fingers, looks at me and then gestures
by pushing my hand away to my chest, from hers



Dry your eyes mate ...



and im just standing there
i cant say a word
coz everythings just gone
i got nothing
absolutly nothing

im trying to pull her close out of bare desperation
put my arms around her trying to change what shes saying
pull my head level with hers as she might engaging
look into her eyes to make her listen again

'im not gunna fucking just fucking leave it all now
you said it would be forever and that was your vow
and you gunna let our things simply crash and fall down
your well out of order now this is well out of town'

she pulls away my arms clamped tightly around her waist
gently pushes me back as she looks at me straight
turns around so shes got her back to my face
takes one step forward, looks back, and walks away

 975: Wandering mummy of Jokke 

Total of 500003088 experience spent on character.

...................aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggghHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You hear the wailing of Nature as the prime defender of Nature, Mithradir the
Druid GuildMaster's soul, is banished by evil Smoking and his cohorts.

Shade moves on to happier hunting grounds.
Shade is DEAD, R.I.P.

Scaled medusa is DEAD, R.I.P.

Kech lektar is DEAD, R.I.P.

Nostaaaanndiz says 'You sense that you are worthy of being in the Psionic High
Council. You are now allowed to enter the inner chamber.

You can hear your guildmaster Tora Arot's voice echo in your head.
'Smoking is now a member of the Psionic High Council!'

Witch-king is DEAD, R.I.P.
Reanimated body hosting the ancient .., 513888 exp (party of 3)

She's got a gold tooth
You know she's hardcore
She'll show ya a good time
Then she'll show ya the door

Smoking rolls: 1.

Total of 450165309 experience spent on character.

 601736: The spirit of Kourish Singh, the thirteenth ruler of the Clan
First time I ever killed this, explored area, found mob and it died 3man

Zyll is DEAD, R.I.P.
Smoking rolls: 14.

Lerethin loses the privilege to live.
Lerethin is DEAD, R.I.P.

You are done with the chant.
You roll your eyes wildly and exclaim 'fzz mar nak grttzt'
You pull out a handful of olivine powder which bursts into a zillion
technicolour sparkles!
Your fingertips are surrounded with swirling ENERGY as you cast the spell.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
Unseen BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell!
You watch with selfpride as your acid blast hits Wicked looking guard.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Wicked looking guard gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.
Wicked looking guard is DEAD, R.I.P.
Your fine choice of components lowers the effort of the spell.

You are done with the chant.
You utter the magic words 'fzz mar nak grttzt' (Acid blast)
The handful of olivine powder (power) is consumed in a display of bright
colours.
Your fingertips are surrounded with swirling ENERGY as you cast the spell.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
Unseen BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell!
You watch with selfpride as your acid blast hits Morden the Shadowman.

Thanatos the god of the Volcano is DEAD, R.I.P.

Luckily i diced 9th (nothin new)

Akemi is DEAD, R.I.P.

Fazid is DEAD, R.I.P.

Actually diced decently for this party .. but of course eq is pooled :D

Experience gained: 4363724
Experience lost: 0
Experience spent: 4401135
Gold difference: +56843.00
New areas explored: 166

Finally a day exping and fun .. with people like Unreserved Krokodiili and
Descad

Eidilon is DEAD, R.I.P.

been very bored of late ..

Mardus <skaven+>: I'm just a nice lazy immortal giving motivational speeches
to depressed people

Black Reaver is DEAD, R.I.P.

Listar is DEAD, R.I.P.

Maneater is DEAD, R.I.P.

Smoking rolls: 4.

Total of 350002279 experience spent on character.

Ice queen is DEAD, R.I.P.

Black King is DEAD, R.I.P.

Kitiara is DEAD, R.I.P.

Amused laughter echoes throughout the heavens.
A seductive voice says 'Smoking may have delivered you from your physical
body... but I still have your soul Soth... still have your soul... still
have your...'

The voice fades away leaving behind a sense of vengefulness...

A large hole replaces Lord Soth's face.
Lord Soth is DEAD, R.I.P.

been bored for a few days
will prolly just as bored for a few more

Rechendak, the Elementalist is DEAD, R.I.P.

An intersting note with the personal exp tune - when a corpse goes undead and
the undead is worth more than the original mob
   83: a large swirling Air Elemental
 3804: Wandering skeleton of Air elemental

Jane is DEAD, R.I.P.

Killed her for the first time - went uncon and died just as the goddess
ripped, but still managed to seize her and get some rep.  Got a feeling that
party diced bugged - not only did i get double figures, i actually diced
first! (Smoking rolls: 92.)  ;)