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Posted: 06 Dec 2016 08:54 [ permalink ]
96341: a man clad in black silk smiling at you in arrogant manner
Posted: 02 Dec 2016 12:46 [ permalink ]
2016 Christmas Gifts: A short obsidian wand of 'icebolt' (3/100) a Marquisat an iron tomahawk a zinc turban A majestical ruby necklace <red glow> a leather amulet an iron trident dirty red robe <red glow> wool sollerets a burlap amulet an iron main gauche
Posted: 11 Mar 2016 23:31 [ permalink ]
1104343: Wiespe the lecherous vampire
Posted: 07 Mar 2016 08:05 [ permalink ]
Remorted.
Posted: 13 Aug 2013 17:39 [ permalink ]
Star Log 03693128: I wizzed.
Posted: 14 Feb 2013 04:17 [ permalink ]
Lythlandria [newbie]: the typo tax was implemented as a joke, it didn't last long at all Ssmud (newbie): Lythlandria was also implemented as a joke, we're hoping it doesn't last long either. You have been warned about improper use of newbie-channel. The future newbie-channel bans will last longer. (the newbie channel is not for personal attacks)
Posted: 27 Jan 2013 02:30 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Stonehenge! 630048: the black dread
Posted: 25 Jan 2013 06:20 [ permalink ]
Congratulations! You have just completed Challenge kurya! 132201: Kurya the legendary orcish silver samurai stands here
Posted: 17 Jan 2013 05:59 [ permalink ]
| Created: Thu Jan 17 05:14:12 2013 ( 0h 33m 16s) | Exp/min: 18233 Congratulations! You have just completed Ivory blades! 3 room maze <3
Posted: 16 Dec 2012 00:39 [ permalink ]
Necrop - nl+ 700606: Lord Necorp, the leech Mindcrafter
Posted: 15 Dec 2012 01:11 [ permalink ]
monolith - void+ 9: a gigantic black stone monolith, pulsing with divine powers
Posted: 06 Dec 2012 07:53 [ permalink ]
Asharu - nl+ 786778: Awertia, the 66th incarnation of Asharu, the everfighting de
Posted: 04 Dec 2012 05:58 [ permalink ]
Zoo - fags+ 310967: house-sized blob of translucent yellow-green goo
Posted: 03 Dec 2012 07:03 [ permalink ]
118244: Zeltjin, the head warlock of Tiamat
Posted: 03 Dec 2012 03:17 [ permalink ]
Osenseida - dice 652934: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 01 Dec 2012 21:07 [ permalink ]
2012 Santa Gifts -------------- supple maroon trousers a glinting crystal of wisdom (6/100) a piece of corned beef Cherry Brandy A runed great axe called Haershin <red glow>. a small ring of smoke a match pewter sleeves a red christmas hat with a jingle bell potion of longevity a red christmas hat with a jingle bell an iron jo Halberd of Thunder ring of power a Nutty Solera a Cabernet ring of infravision A runed great axe called Haershin <red glow> tin gloves an expensive gray breeches ring of power a small cyan scarf a loud beige doublet The Rod of Channeling
Posted: 01 Dec 2012 00:44 [ permalink ]
Raztax - void+ 1086003: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to
Posted: 30 Nov 2012 11:52 [ permalink ]
Thank you for your donation. $1.00US will be donated to the Red Cross. Your experience modifier will increase by 5% for the month of December 2012. Cash: -1000000
Posted: 29 Nov 2012 22:58 [ permalink ]
waino - void+ 997041: Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala and protector o
Posted: 28 Nov 2012 23:48 [ permalink ]
Zyll - void+ 1056907: Zyll, Supreme Master of Ndoki and Sorcerer Extraordinarie
Posted: 28 Nov 2012 07:13 [ permalink ]
Kurun is not in a good shape (40%). You are done with the chant. You roll your eyes wildly and exclaims 'gtzt mar nak grttzt' (Golden arrow) You pull out a copper rod which bursts into a zillion technicolour sparkles! You watch with self-pride as your golden arrow hits Kurun. Your fingertips are surrounded with swirling ENERGY as you cast the spell. The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power. Unseen BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell! Kurun screams in pain. SCREAMS like a BITCH! Kurun's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green substance. Kurun is DEAD, R.I.P. Your fine choice of components lowers the effort of the spell. 230989: a happy looking dwarf
Posted: 26 Nov 2012 05:30 [ permalink ]
Alexandra 1003586: a high priestess of Esachen, protector of stability
Posted: 26 Nov 2012 05:24 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant. You roll your eyes wildly and exclaims 'gtzt mar nak grttzt' (Golden arrow) You pull out a copper rod which bursts into a zillion technicolour sparkles! You watch with self-pride as your golden arrow hits Orb. You feel like your spell gained additional power. The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power. Unseen BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell! The blazing orb of light dissipates into thin air. Your knowledge in elemental powers helps you to save the reagent for further use. Your fine choice of components lowers the effort of the spell. had to be the next cast after casting at alex.....
Posted: 25 Nov 2012 22:33 [ permalink ]
Thanatos - void+ 1163339: huge glowing lava elemental waving its six tentacles
Posted: 25 Nov 2012 21:04 [ permalink ]
Shelaste - void+ 1052933: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows
Posted: 21 Nov 2012 01:42 [ permalink ]
Arthas - void+ 813576: Arthas, the Paladin Master of the Highest Justice
Posted: 20 Nov 2012 13:41 [ permalink ]
Asharu - void+ 817456: Xcuihing, the 65th incarnation of Asharu, the everfighting d
Posted: 16 Nov 2012 00:24 [ permalink ]
Johnny - void+ 1098925: a man in green, Johnny Dover, the leprechaun king
Posted: 15 Nov 2012 22:51 [ permalink ]
Felidae - void+ 697019: a beautiful and tall woman with hair the color of pale gold
Posted: 15 Nov 2012 15:07 [ permalink ]
melkior - void+ 1050391: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood
Posted: 26 Oct 2012 08:43 [ permalink ]
104681: a man clad in black silk smiling at you in arrogant manner
Posted: 21 Oct 2012 01:02 [ permalink ]
1146347: Moratar Cain the diabolic Archlich, LORD of the Necropolis
Posted: 09 Oct 2012 05:22 [ permalink ]
965441: Ueriai, the 62nd incarnation of Asharu, the everfighting dem
Posted: 06 Oct 2012 00:36 [ permalink ]
1023086: Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala and protector o
Posted: 03 Oct 2012 19:12 [ permalink ]
992278: Wiespe the lecherous vampire
Posted: 05 Jul 2012 08:58 [ permalink ]
1135850: Tyranicus Karakurt the king of the lizard men
Posted: 07 Jun 2012 22:33 [ permalink ]
Wiespe the lecherous vampire
Posted: 20 Apr 2012 18:55 [ permalink ]
768567: Rechendak, the Elementalist, Lord of the Cloud and the Giant
Posted: 12 Apr 2012 00:22 [ permalink ]
1155790: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undead
Posted: 18 Mar 2012 00:13 [ permalink ]
9: a gigantic black stone monolith, pulsing with divine powers
Posted: 06 Mar 2012 03:31 [ permalink ]
317891: Sharon the Healer stands here looking beautiful
Posted: 03 Mar 2012 22:08 [ permalink ]
717856: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 27 Feb 2012 06:13 [ permalink ]
274027: Sharon the Healer stands here looking beautiful
Posted: 08 Feb 2012 19:43 [ permalink ]
946453: Wiespe the lecherous vampire
Posted: 06 Feb 2012 21:24 [ permalink ]
163950: A tall, armoured drow bodyguard stands here.
Posted: 29 Jan 2012 09:22 [ permalink ]
14335: a small fluffy sheep looking lost and confused - Duz - 1 TP 15686: a small fluffy sheep looking lost and confused - Newbie Mountain - 3 TP
Posted: 28 Jan 2012 08:37 [ permalink ]
1044744: Henry Amberley, defender of the Amberleys
Posted: 24 Dec 2011 21:04 [ permalink ]
From the present falls Mirror breastplate <christmas glow> <red glow>.
Posted: 20 Sep 2011 15:47 [ permalink ]
671563: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 29 Aug 2011 00:08 [ permalink ]
1046882: Baal-Naygash
Posted: 08 Aug 2011 11:11 [ permalink ]
460794: Akira the aged Spirit King of Kara-Tur
Posted: 26 Jul 2011 16:27 [ permalink ]
553494: Reanimated body hosting the ancient Witch-king
Posted: 13 Jul 2011 10:33 [ permalink ]
438670: Llyth, the demon queen of spiders
Posted: 01 Jul 2011 07:21 [ permalink ]
The Moment Has Arrived! The Big Jackpot Drawing For: BONGO's ELECTRUM PLATED EXPERIENCE BONANZA!!!! After careful scientific and statistical studies were made, it was decided seers would study the entrails of a rat and divine the true winner. After careful study and much bickering as to the nature of life, the Winner was found to be Ssmud!!!!! You just won the Lottery! You recieve 2633943 experience as the award! Entropy awards Ssmud 3 points for completing 'Minor bugs and various awarding' task.
Posted: 02 Jun 2011 08:17 [ permalink ]
198903: The sexy Frog of war
Posted: 05 Apr 2011 16:34 [ permalink ]
477252: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos
Posted: 29 Mar 2011 16:23 [ permalink ]
579752: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 12 Mar 2011 00:26 [ permalink ]
671132: the black reaver is here searching for his prey
Posted: 07 Feb 2011 15:50 [ permalink ]
362088: Saint Nora, embodiment of goodwill
Posted: 06 Feb 2011 08:42 [ permalink ]
563686: Bodor the master archer
Posted: 31 Jan 2011 10:21 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant. You flap your arms and utter the magic words 'ghht mar nak grttzt' You pull out a bronze marble which bursts into a zillion technicolour sparkles! You watch with selfpride as your blast vacuum hits Mosnjithdosi. Mosnjithdosi writhes in agony. Congratulations! You have just completed Solve mystery of the abandoned village! You receive 20014 gold as a reward for completing the quest. You receive 6 training points. Mosnjithdosi lets off shuddering scream and starts twirling and spinning rapidly. The darkness scatters to smaller and even more quickly spinning bulks. One by one the whirling bulks dissolve leaving room dead quiet. Derov tells Birdie, Arnoldi, Nikana, Axl, Nomed and you 'Thank you for saving us! Our village is free again! We will be forever thankful.' Nomed utters a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.' You have a new party kill option for top10! You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Mosnjithdosi as it dies. Mosnjithdosi is DEAD, R.I.P. The magic mist around the dead Mosnjithdosi's neck leaps to Nomed's Kerbholz. The magic mist around the dead Mosnjithdosi's neck leaps to Nikana's Kerbholz. The magic mist around the dead Mosnjithdosi's neck leaps to Arnoldi's Kerbholz. The magic mist around the dead Mosnjithdosi's neck leaps to your Kerbholz. Your Kerbholz first vibrates, then shakes, but the magic mist escapes. Your fine choice of components lowers the effort of the spell. 1059889: a floating bulk of darkness
Posted: 12 Nov 2010 07:36 [ permalink ]
Spider is in good shape. You are done with the chant. You clap your hands together and say 'fzz mar nak grttzt' You pull out a handful of olivine powder which bursts into a zillion technicolour sparkles! You feel in contact with the essence of acid. You watch with selfpride as your acid blast hits Spider. You feel like your spell gained additional power. The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power. Unseen BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell! Spider screams in pain. SCREAMS like a BITCH! A large cavity replaces Spider's chest. Spider is DEAD, R.I.P. Your fine choice of components lowers the effort of the spell. Hp:538/538 Ep:229/229 Sp:1180/1577 -397 Cash: 156173: a huge spider
Posted: 30 Oct 2010 15:05 [ permalink ]
Ship Class Name Information Class 1 - Boat Class 2 | Class 3 | Class 4 | Class 5 | Class 6 1)Sloop |1)Schooner |1)Frigate |1)Galleon |1)War Galleon 2)Ferry |2)Clipper |2)Merchantman |2)Galleass |2)Destroyer 3)Lugger |3)Swiftship |3)Whaler |3)Man-of-war |3)Juggernaut 4)Cutter |4)Brigantine |4)Carrack |4)Privateer |4)Corsair 5)Cog |5)Corvette |5)Crayer |5)Indiaman |5)Dreadnought 6)Curraugh |6)Knorr |6)Buza |6)Viking Longship |6)Viking Warship 7)Ketch |7)Caravel |7)Barque |7)Bireme |7)Trireme 8)Brig |8)Balinger |8)Nef |8)Dromond |8)Drakkar
Posted: 29 Oct 2010 10:58 [ permalink ]
103645: a woman clad in black silk glaring at you in hostile manner akemi
Posted: 03 Sep 2010 03:25 [ permalink ]
You are using 'create staff' at 'boomstick from delicate rosary'. You are prepared to do the skill. You concentrate hard on the staff on your hand and and utter the magic words of transformation. For a moment the staff resists but then succumbs to your will. The staff shivers and transforms. You are done with the chant. You concentrate immensely and mumble 'mega visa huijari' (Identify) The following messages seem to vibrate from BoomStick the Glowing white mage staff: It is called BoomStick and identified as 'staff', 'mage staff', 'wooden staff' and 'boomstick'. It takes the following slots: held. It will divinely improve your int. It will insignificantly improve your ability at the skill quick chant. Available commands: checkgems .... show the list of gems stored in your staff. Ssmud did the heroic deed to bring this piece of equipment before you and it has been in the game for 5y, 151d, 16h, 2min and 2s. It is owned by Ssmud. It is almost weightless, smallish, in AWESOME condition, it's BRAND NEW, made of wood, worth 0 gold and of exceptional quality.
Posted: 21 Aug 2010 19:10 [ permalink ]
894173: Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master
Posted: 21 Aug 2010 17:05 [ permalink ]
1027384: BayPrixces Condito, Arch Mage of the Brotherhood of Sorcery
Posted: 17 Aug 2010 22:42 [ permalink ]
1158764: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undead
Posted: 11 Aug 2010 20:54 [ permalink ]
1076454: Henry Amberley, defender of the Amberleys
Posted: 08 Aug 2010 05:22 [ permalink ]
424626: Listar the Forgetful, sparks crackling about his robe
Posted: 08 Aug 2010 04:22 [ permalink ]
435603: Patrick Amberley
Posted: 05 Aug 2010 12:03 [ permalink ]
Your eyes gleam as you step out of trance to unleash the golden arrow. You roll your eyes wildly and exclaims 'gtzt mar nak grttzt' (Golden arrow) You pull out a copper rod which bursts into a zillion technicolour sparkles! You feel in contact with the essence of magic. You watch with selfpride as your golden arrow hits Golem. You feel like your spell gained additional power. You have a new solo kill option for top10! YUCH, Golem's entrails spill all over the place. Golem is DEAD, R.I.P. 12:00 280153: A tall, thin metal golem guarding the passage
Posted: 02 Jul 2010 23:17 [ permalink ]
769782: a tall, dark grey humanoid with a slim, long face and glowing hand
Posted: 13 Jun 2010 23:57 [ permalink ]
818999: the black dread
Posted: 11 Jun 2010 17:51 [ permalink ]
,---------------------------------------------------------------------------. | Party Name: !SOLO! (Members: 1) | Exp Tot: 234519 | | Created: Fri Jun 11 16:46:11 2010 ( 0h 37m 27s) | Exp/min: 6171 | |======================================================|====================| | Place Name Status HP SP EP | Lvl | Experience | |======================================================|=====|==============| | 1.2 Ssmud ldr 174( 490) 1496(1538) 227(227) | 90 | 234519 | `---------------------------------------------------------------------------' He has killed: Acayrin Eowendamos the armourer, 221002 exp
Posted: 06 Jun 2010 21:53 [ permalink ]
1060353: Henry Amberley, defender of the Amberleys
Posted: 06 Jun 2010 19:47 [ permalink ]
456923: Patrick Amberley
Posted: 01 Jun 2010 10:16 [ permalink ]
122995: a woman clad in black silk glaring at you in hostile manner
Posted: 29 May 2010 15:27 [ permalink ]
783224: the black dread 739878: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 12 May 2010 13:37 [ permalink ]
1339667: Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala and protector of the
Posted: 03 May 2010 16:26 [ permalink ]
R.I.P. to my Creative Sound Blaster X-Fi Elite Pro card. :(
Posted: 30 Apr 2010 09:01 [ permalink ]
1339258: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows
Posted: 14 Apr 2010 09:07 [ permalink ]
120671: a man clad in black silk smiling at you in arrogant manner
Posted: 08 Apr 2010 16:30 [ permalink ]
1196393: Wiespe the lecherous vampire
Posted: 02 Apr 2010 03:32 [ permalink ]
1329086: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows
Posted: 31 Mar 2010 20:52 [ permalink ]
1281701: Krakenclaw the Mighty God of Thunder
Posted: 09 Mar 2010 09:18 [ permalink ]
825134: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 02 Mar 2010 08:57 [ permalink ]
765645: the black dread
Posted: 23 Feb 2010 21:46 [ permalink ]
598030: a tall, dark grey humanoid with a slim, long face and glowing hand
Posted: 23 Feb 2010 08:39 [ permalink ]
1296355: Lord Soth the Death Knight
Posted: 23 Feb 2010 07:52 [ permalink ]
1288426: Skie the Blue Dragon looks lazily at you
Posted: 12 Feb 2010 11:16 [ permalink ]
706295: Shade of Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster
Posted: 12 Feb 2010 10:15 [ permalink ]
1240175: Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala and protector of the
Posted: 09 Feb 2010 10:24 [ permalink ]
608468: Akira the aged Spirit King of Kara-Tur
Posted: 09 Feb 2010 07:32 [ permalink ]
759710: Hera, Goddess of the Earth
Posted: 06 Feb 2010 07:39 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant. You roll your eyes wildly and exclaims 'gtzt mar nak grttzt' (Golden arrow) You pull out a copper rod which bursts into a zillion technicolour sparkles! You feel in contact with the essence of magic. You watch with selfpride as your golden arrow hits Sentry. Your fingertips are surrounded with swirling ENERGY as you cast the spell. The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power. Unseen BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell! Sentry screams in pain. Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional experience for your kill. A large hole replaces Sentry's face. Sentry is DEAD, R.I.P. Your fine choice of components lowers the effort of the spell.
Posted: 26 Jan 2010 20:53 [ permalink ]
861689: Tom Bombadil is here feeding birds and bunnies.
Posted: 22 Jan 2010 07:36 [ permalink ]
504992: Listar the Forgetful, sparks crackling about his robe
Posted: 20 Jan 2010 04:58 [ permalink ]
1886975: Lear Rotth, the undead lord superior, infuriated beyond comprehens
Posted: 14 Jan 2010 20:15 [ permalink ]
1444912: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits
Posted: 11 Jan 2010 10:29 [ permalink ]
855684: Tom Bombadil is here feeding birds and bunnies.
Posted: 08 Jan 2010 17:15 [ permalink ]
559260: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos
Posted: 25 Dec 2009 00:13 [ permalink ]
Christmas 2009 Dec 01: a Carlsbad Becher Dec 02: iron bracelets Dec 03: an iron flail Dec 04: a red christmas hat with a jingle bell Dec 05: silver bracelets Dec 06: a brown pair of boots with missing soles <christmas glow> <red glow> Dec 07: silver shorts Dec 08: supple maroon trousers Dec 09: a Saint John Rich Dec 10: an iron staff Dec 11: a red christmas hat with a jingle bell Dec 12: a red christmas hat with a jingle bell Dec 15: a Kir Royal Dec 16: Watermelon Staff Dec 17: a copper turban Dec 20: highheeled black boots. Dec 21: a blood red vest Dec 22: A pair of dragonscale boots (lost but found). Dec 23: a broiled catfish Dec 24: a pair of pure white flowing sleeves <christmas glow>
Posted: 20 Nov 2009 04:44 [ permalink ]
825875: Kitiara the Dragon highlord
Posted: 19 Nov 2009 01:30 [ permalink ]
1316215: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood
Posted: 17 Nov 2009 08:24 [ permalink ]
1420592: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood
Posted: 12 Nov 2009 01:16 [ permalink ]
672910: Shade of Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster
Posted: 01 Nov 2009 21:18 [ permalink ]
1075497: Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala and protector of the
Posted: 04 Sep 2009 09:42 [ permalink ]
268096: The skanky Frog of war
Posted: 02 Sep 2009 18:15 [ permalink ]
587927: Saelli, the false lord of the underworld
Posted: 05 Aug 2009 17:36 [ permalink ]
1375574: huge glowing lava elemental waving it's six tentacles
Posted: 04 Aug 2009 18:10 [ permalink ]
475084: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos
Posted: 23 Jul 2009 19:45 [ permalink ]
1084230: Arthas, the Paladin Master of the Highest Justice
Posted: 25 Jun 2009 09:00 [ permalink ]
Pyggins tells you 'you're retired' You tell Pyggins 'no, im busy irl' Pyggins tells you 'you're not fucking brett favre' Pyggins tells you 'stay retired'
Posted: 26 May 2009 19:41 [ permalink ]
1066166: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undead
Posted: 12 Apr 2009 23:28 [ permalink ]
1122095: An incredibly huge red demon guards the essence of fire
Posted: 12 Apr 2009 23:27 [ permalink ]
1334861: Moreod, the master vampire, stands majestetically in black velvet
Posted: 12 Apr 2009 00:10 [ permalink ]
838394: a beautiful and tall woman with hair the color of pale gold felidae
Posted: 11 Apr 2009 20:52 [ permalink ]
1046027: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood
Posted: 11 Apr 2009 04:44 [ permalink ]
1375234: Lear Rotth, the undead lord superior, infuriated beyond comprehens
Posted: 04 Apr 2009 04:32 [ permalink ]
43203: Chance Scheider, commanding the recruits 158209: Rallo Mosston, a barsoomian master cannoneer, sitting on the canno 266194: Syndyna, captain of the SHA Phenomenon
Posted: 26 Mar 2009 17:53 [ permalink ]
1005363: Jane, the Goddess
Posted: 25 Mar 2009 18:52 [ permalink ]
1100449: a massive iron statue has come to life
Posted: 23 Mar 2009 18:59 [ permalink ]
617105: Kitiara the Dragon highlord
Posted: 22 Mar 2009 01:17 [ permalink ]
547877: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 19 Mar 2009 03:53 [ permalink ]
I bang on the door but you won't let me in, 'cause you're sick and tired of me reeking of gin. Locked all the doors from the front to the back, And left me a note telling me I should pack. I walk in the bar and the fella's all cheer, They order me up a whiskey and beer. You ask me why I'm writing this poem, Some call it a tavern but I call it home. Fuck you, I'm drunk Fuck you, I'm drunk Pour my beer down the sink I've got more in the trunk. Fuck you, I'm drunk Fuck you, I'm drunk And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk! You've given me an option, you say I must choose, 'tween you and the liqour, then I'll take the booze! Jumpin' on Western down to the south side, Where I'll sit down and exercise my Irish pride. Fuck you, I'm drunk Fuck you, I'm drunk Pour my beer down the sink I've got more in the trunk. Fuck you, I'm drunk Fuck you, I'm drunk And I'm going to be drunk till the next time I'm drunk!
Posted: 10 Mar 2009 04:03 [ permalink ]
204081: Dr. Livingstone, the famous zoologist and explorer
Posted: 08 Mar 2009 21:09 [ permalink ]
967267: lesser demon of draen-dalar
Posted: 14 Feb 2009 23:48 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant. You fill up your cheeks with air and exhale 'zot mar nak grttzt' (Electrocution) You pull out a small piece of electrum wire which bursts into a zillion technicolour sparkles! You feel in contact with the essence of electricity. You watch with selfpride as your electrocution hits Dragonman. Your fingertips are surrounded with swirling ENERGY as you cast the spell. The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power. Unseen BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell! Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional experience for your kill. Dragonman moves on to happier hunting grounds. Dragonman is DEAD, R.I.P. Your fine choice of components lowers the effort of the spell.
Posted: 07 Feb 2009 20:16 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant. You roll your eyes wildly and exclaims 'gtzt mar nak grttzt' (Golden arrow) You pull out a copper rod which bursts into a zillion technicolour sparkles! You watch with selfpride as your golden arrow hits Trilloch. Trilloch mumbles 'I was the best...the best...mmiwwff...' He spins around backwards and falls over. .seid eh sa hcollirT eht fo yrc-htaed suodnerroh eht raeh ouY. .P.I.R ,DAED si hcollirT ehT. The magic mist around the dead Trilloch's neck leaps to Stargazer's Kerbholz. The magic mist around the dead Trilloch's neck leaps to Spid's Kerbholz. The magic mist around the dead Trilloch's neck leaps to Smash's Kerbholz. The magic mist around the dead Trilloch's neck leaps to Pyggins's Kerbholz. The magic mist around the dead Trilloch's neck leaps to Nina's Kerbholz. The magic mist around the dead Trilloch's neck leaps to Blayke's Kerbholz. Spid chants with an eerie hollow voice some arcane sounding words. The souls of the corpses raise slowly to the air and transform into eerie looking green energy before being sucked into the grinning skull of Spid! Your knowledge in elemental powers helps you to save the reagent for further use. Your fine choice of components lowers the effort of the spell.
Posted: 22 Jan 2009 22:19 [ permalink ]
270487: Inra the valheru god (unholy)
Posted: 17 Jan 2009 22:45 [ permalink ]
1051752: Jane, the Goddess
Posted: 30 Dec 2008 01:09 [ permalink ]
1244414: Jane, the Goddess
Posted: 03 Dec 2007 20:47 [ permalink ]
Mon Dec 03: From the present falls pile of pancakes. Thu Dec 06: From the present falls Beautiful White Wings <red glow>. Fri Dec 07: From the present falls a silk bra. Mon Dec 10: From the present falls bronze gauntlets. Tue Dec 11: From the present falls a red christmas hat with a jingle bell. Fri Dec 14: From the present falls a red christmas hat with a jingle bell. Sun Dec 16: From the present falls a copper hat. Tue Dec 18: From the present falls a nickel scarab. Fri Dec 21: From the present falls a silver turban. Sun Dec 23: From the present falls an oven baked scallop.
Posted: 23 Aug 2007 14:37 [ permalink ]
803389: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos
Posted: 08 Jan 2007 00:40 [ permalink ]
1311223: lesser demon of draen-dalar
Posted: 09 Dec 2006 23:37 [ permalink ]
2720: Satan Claws is here, grinning mischievously
Posted: 04 Dec 2006 02:39 [ permalink ]
1312919: a high priestess of Esachen, protector of stability
Posted: 02 Dec 2006 05:50 [ permalink ]
662360: Inra the valheru god (unholy)
Posted: 26 Nov 2006 08:45 [ permalink ]
Now you will receive us. We do not ask for your poor or your hungry. We do not want your tired and sick. It is your corrupt we claim. It is your evil that will be saught by us. With every breath we shall hunt them down. Each day we will spill their blood 'til it rains down from the skies. Do not kill, do not rape, to not steal. These are principles, which every man of every faith can embrace. These are not polite suggestions, these are codes of behavior and those of you that ignore them will pay the dearest cost. There are varying degrees of evil. We urge you lesser forms of filth not to push the bounds and cross over into true corruption, into our domain. But if you do you, one day you will look behind you and you will see we three, and on that day, you will reap it. And we will send you to whatever god you wish. And shepherds we shall be, for thee my Lord for thee, power hath descended forthfrom thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out thy command. We shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In nomine patrie, Et fili Spiritus sancti
Posted: 18 Nov 2006 02:26 [ permalink ]
481500: a black magic-eating cloud hovers around here City Guard shouts 'MAGIC EATING CLOUD IS DISPERSED, HOORAH!!' You feel extremely lucky!
Posted: 17 Nov 2006 06:57 [ permalink ]
anyone know what this is? third time its happened, no eq on, havent casted anything but 23 non-mage related casts today, sitting in castle room http://ssmud.com/misc/static.txt
Posted: 15 Nov 2006 05:54 [ permalink ]
1430124: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits
Posted: 11 Nov 2006 22:22 [ permalink ]
1410902: Moreod, the master vampire, stands majestetically in black velvet
Posted: 10 Nov 2006 01:19 [ permalink ]
504988: Eidilon, the almighty archangel of goodness (holy aura)
Posted: 05 Nov 2006 20:36 [ permalink ]
1057094: Lear Rotth, the undead lord superior, infuriated beyond comprehens
Posted: 03 Nov 2006 23:02 [ permalink ]
219613: The humongous Frog of war
Posted: 03 Nov 2006 22:13 [ permalink ]
993026: lesser demon of draen-dalar
Posted: 02 Nov 2006 05:14 [ permalink ]
110509: Dr. Livingstone, the famous zoologist and explorer
Posted: 02 Nov 2006 04:43 [ permalink ]
1446287: The rotting body of Brother Maerius Zedek
Posted: 02 Nov 2006 02:34 [ permalink ]
4029: Sable Bladetree, lord high ranger
Posted: 28 Oct 2006 23:53 [ permalink ]
589128: Shade of Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster
Posted: 28 Oct 2006 05:21 [ permalink ]
735473: Kitiara the Dragon highlord
Posted: 27 Oct 2006 20:34 [ permalink ]
1484994: Noble soldier of Faerwon guarding the convent gate
Posted: 26 Oct 2006 03:37 [ permalink ]
1068410: Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master
Posted: 25 Oct 2006 03:59 [ permalink ]
1269174: Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master
Posted: 22 Oct 2006 23:41 [ permalink ]
915256: Rechendak, the Elementalist, Lord of the Cloud and the Giants
Posted: 14 Oct 2006 22:51 [ permalink ]
175290: Fazid, the chief of mages
Posted: 14 Oct 2006 22:28 [ permalink ]
1279867: a massive iron statue has come to life
Posted: 14 Oct 2006 20:36 [ permalink ]
430004: Listar the Forgetful, sparks crackling about his robe
Posted: 14 Oct 2006 19:12 [ permalink ]
260275: A tall, armoured drow bodyguard stands here.
Posted: 14 Oct 2006 01:17 [ permalink ]
1183075: Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master
Posted: 02 Oct 2006 11:02 [ permalink ]
677299: Eidilon, the almighty archangel of goodness (holy aura)
Posted: 30 Sep 2006 05:19 [ permalink ]
624842: Morden the Shadowman
Posted: 29 Sep 2006 23:40 [ permalink ]
110973: Dr. Livingstone, the famous zoologist and explorer
Posted: 21 Sep 2006 16:07 [ permalink ]
1388874: An incredibly huge red demon guards the essence of fire
Posted: 16 Sep 2006 04:00 [ permalink ]
308823: Warlock of Xzui performing dark rituals
Posted: 13 Sep 2006 06:46 [ permalink ]
3238: Sable Bladetree, lord high ranger
Posted: 07 Sep 2006 13:21 [ permalink ]
629113: Reanimated body hosting the ancient Witch-king
Posted: 06 Sep 2006 15:54 [ permalink ]
1418801: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits
Posted: 04 Sep 2006 04:56 [ permalink ]
1359097: a massive iron statue has come to life
Posted: 29 Aug 2006 02:02 [ permalink ]
776454: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 28 Aug 2006 01:18 [ permalink ]
1209003: a high priestess of Esachen, protector of stability
Posted: 27 Aug 2006 01:57 [ permalink ]
608992: Eidilon, the almighty archangel of goodness (holy aura)
Posted: 25 Aug 2006 20:57 [ permalink ]
1249622: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows
Posted: 23 Aug 2006 02:15 [ permalink ]
1278437: Henry Amberley, defender of the Amberleys
Posted: 22 Aug 2006 01:18 [ permalink ]
1257745: Jane, the Goddess
Posted: 21 Aug 2006 21:34 [ permalink ]
1045811: Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala and protector of the
Posted: 14 Aug 2006 20:45 [ permalink ]
224554: The huge Frog of war
Posted: 07 Aug 2006 21:39 [ permalink ]
614090: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 04 Aug 2006 02:55 [ permalink ]
1196597: Jane, the Goddess
Posted: 29 Jul 2006 04:08 [ permalink ]
1326195: Zyll, Supreme Master of Ndoki and Sorcerer Extraordinarie
Posted: 24 Jul 2006 04:51 [ permalink ]
679500: Tiburcio, the Great Magus
Posted: 24 Jul 2006 01:37 [ permalink ]
907838: Rechendak, the Elementalist, Lord of the Cloud and the Giants |
Posted: 23 Jul 2006 02:00 [ permalink ]
1184426: lesser demon of draen-dalar
Posted: 14 Jul 2006 19:14 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant. You roll your eyes wildly and exclaims 'gtzt mar nak grttzt' (Golden arrow) You pull out a copper rod which bursts into a zillion technicolour sparkles! You watch with selfpride as your golden arrow hits Trilloch. -Trilloch screams in pain. Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional experience for your kill. Trilloch mumbles 'I was the best...the best...mmiwwff...' He spins around backwards and falls over. .seid eh sa hcollirT eht fo yrc-htaed suodnerroh eht raeh ouY. .P.I.R ,DAED si hcollirT ehT. The magic mist around the dead Trilloch's neck leaps to Krokodiili's Kerbholz. The magic mist around the dead Trilloch's neck leaps to Amd's Kerbholz. The magic mist around the dead Trilloch's neck leaps to Farliss's Kerbholz. The magic mist around the dead Trilloch's neck leaps to Requiem's Kerbholz. The magic mist around the dead Trilloch's neck leaps to Blayke's Kerbholz. Your fine choice of components lowers the effort of the spell. 213513: Trilloch Haz-gon the grey Elf
Posted: 14 Jul 2006 15:07 [ permalink ]
196372: a large spherical beholder hovers here
Posted: 13 Jul 2006 02:20 [ permalink ]
1195652: Jane, the Goddess
Posted: 10 Jul 2006 02:17 [ permalink ]
257218: Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster 613427: Shade of Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster
Posted: 09 Jul 2006 20:28 [ permalink ]
422482: a black magic-eating cloud hovers around here You feel extremely lucky!
Posted: 08 Jul 2006 09:18 [ permalink ]
275779: Warlock of Xzui performing dark rituals
Posted: 07 Jul 2006 21:21 [ permalink ]
1280526: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood
Posted: 07 Jul 2006 04:50 [ permalink ]
503996: Listar the Forgetful, sparks crackling about his robe
Posted: 04 Jul 2006 04:36 [ permalink ]
589994: Eidilon, the almighty archangel of goodness (holy aura)
Posted: 03 Jul 2006 13:51 [ permalink ]
125956: a man clad in black silk smiling at you in arrogant manner
Posted: 03 Jul 2006 04:23 [ permalink ]
180953: Fazid, the chief of mages
Posted: 02 Jul 2006 05:14 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant. You roll your eyes wildly and exclaims 'gtzt mar nak grttzt' (Golden arrow) You pull out a copper rod which bursts into a zillion technicolour sparkles! You feel in contact with the essence of magic. You watch with selfpride as your golden arrow hits Demon. You feel like your spell gained additional power. (Dcrit level 1) Demon writhes in agony. (Writhes 20% resist) The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power. Unseen BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell. 1154: a demon from lower planes is here looking puzzled
Posted: 02 Jul 2006 02:17 [ permalink ]
1193623: Rotahunt the Confessor
Posted: 29 Jun 2006 07:56 [ permalink ]
631460: The spirit of Kourish Singh, the thirteenth ruler of the Clan
Posted: 29 Jun 2006 07:56 [ permalink ]
1280635: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood
Posted: 29 Jun 2006 04:22 [ permalink ]
1307081: An incredibly huge red demon guards the essence of fire
Posted: 29 Jun 2006 01:35 [ permalink ]
1307087: Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala and protector of the
Posted: 23 Jun 2006 22:01 [ permalink ]
Bonsai BigRoot the insane ent A massive ent stands before you, with it's face twisted with hatred. Tree moss hangs from it's many large branches that are growing on the ancient trunk. It resembles an oak tree if looked at from a distance, but up close it just looks...dangerous. He is near death. He has a faint ring of weak white magic mist around his neck. He has a faint ring of weak white magic mist around his neck. He has a faint ring of weak white magic mist around his neck. He has a faint ring of weak white magic mist around his neck. Moonlord grins as his lava blast hits Bonsai. With his last breath Bonsai BigRoot notices a small fire on the ground and tries to stomp it out. Bonsai exclaims 'Hoooom! BARUM!' ...but catches on fire himself! Bonsai suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times violently, then falls to the ground, lifeless. Bonsai is DEAD, R.I.P. 77657: a tree sapling 20119: a happy tree-hugger 4248: Bonsai BigRoot the insane ent
Posted: 22 Jun 2006 11:22 [ permalink ]
Do you know what this means?, im not wearing any eq, im in my chestroom, and have not typoed or typed anything. Last thing I did was type tell last. I am mage conjurer ss+ nav. The air becomes charged with static! The air distorts and begins to sparkle! The air becomes charged with static! Everything returns to normal. Like .. 5-10 second breaks between each message
Posted: 20 Jun 2006 21:24 [ permalink ]
596613: the black dread
Posted: 19 Jun 2006 02:17 [ permalink ]
1055761: Tom Bombadil is here feeding birds and bunnies.
Posted: 18 Jun 2006 20:31 [ permalink ]
782881: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 01 Jun 2006 03:47 [ permalink ]
1387540: huge glowing lava elemental waving it's six tentacles
Posted: 28 May 2006 06:49 [ permalink ]
1264313: Jane, the Goddess
Posted: 27 May 2006 05:10 [ permalink ]
521434: Llyth, the demon queen of spiders
Posted: 22 May 2006 06:43 [ permalink ]
654700: Shade of Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster ....................aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggggghHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH You hear the wailing of Nature as the prime defender of Nature, Mithradir the Druid GuildMaster's soul, is banished by evil Ssmud and his cohorts.
Posted: 22 May 2006 05:49 [ permalink ]
1279685: a massive iron statue has come to life
Posted: 22 May 2006 04:47 [ permalink ]
1281237: Henry Amberley, defender of the Amberleys
Posted: 22 May 2006 03:57 [ permalink ]
473907: a black magic-eating cloud hovers around here
Posted: 19 May 2006 01:05 [ permalink ]
1203893: Lord Foul sits upon his throne
Posted: 18 May 2006 03:49 [ permalink ]
813234: Inra the valheru god (unholy)
Posted: 17 May 2006 05:09 [ permalink ]
861593: a beautiful and tall woman with hair the color of pale gold
Posted: 17 May 2006 02:48 [ permalink ]
1291767: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood
Posted: 09 May 2006 20:39 [ permalink ]
| 4625: a huge hulking earth elemental | | 142585: a mean earth elementalist called Lechart
Posted: 07 May 2006 21:48 [ permalink ]
| 529897: a huge hulking wind elemental | 136688: an evil wind magician known as Toreador
Posted: 24 Apr 2006 22:09 [ permalink ]
1484995: Noble soldier of Faerwon guarding the convent gate
Posted: 24 Apr 2006 05:32 [ permalink ]
1332432: a massive iron statue has come to life
Posted: 19 Apr 2006 00:14 [ permalink ]
1261467: a high priestess of Esachen, protector of stability
Posted: 12 Apr 2006 21:31 [ permalink ]
448690: The spirit of Kourish Singh, the thirteenth ruler of the Clan
Posted: 01 Apr 2006 03:26 [ permalink ]
158705: a speckled brown grouse 225013: a brown and black goat, doing some sexy moves winned soucs 2x tasks 14!!
Posted: 25 Mar 2006 05:37 [ permalink ]
936312: Rechendak, the Elementalist, Lord of the Cloud and the Giants
Posted: 22 Mar 2006 16:10 [ permalink ]
321124: Kraxthrax, commander of the orcish horde
Posted: 22 Mar 2006 05:05 [ permalink ]
559885: Patrick Amberley
Posted: 22 Mar 2006 03:01 [ permalink ]
628198: Apocalypse, the world crushing demon
Posted: 22 Mar 2006 02:13 [ permalink ]
700344: A scaled medusa with a paralyzing gaze
Posted: 21 Mar 2006 09:46 [ permalink ]
109974: a man clad in black silk smiling at you in arrogant manner
Posted: 19 Mar 2006 06:01 [ permalink ]
1281773: an ancient lich stares at you with hatred
Posted: 15 Mar 2006 02:12 [ permalink ]
You find a book about Ssmud! Strength: Mediocre Intelligence: Divine Wisdom: Dazzling Dexterity: Low Constitution: Average Charisma: Average Resourcefulness: Cunning Bastard Learning Curve: Cleaver Inflation: Unknown
Posted: 12 Mar 2006 02:26 [ permalink ]
789428: the black reaver is here searching for his prey
Posted: 06 Mar 2006 04:45 [ permalink ]
1246939: a massive iron statue has come to life
Posted: 05 Mar 2006 18:21 [ permalink ]
408871: Listar the Forgetful, sparks crackling about his robe
Posted: 05 Mar 2006 16:52 [ permalink ]
281033: A darkly brooding drow fighter sits here.
Posted: 01 Mar 2006 02:53 [ permalink ]
557090: Akira the aged Spirit King of Kara-Tur
Posted: 25 Feb 2006 05:30 [ permalink ]
1347972: Tyranicus Karakurt the king of the lizard men
Posted: 25 Feb 2006 02:10 [ permalink ]
1278860: Rotahunt the Confessor
Posted: 25 Feb 2006 01:04 [ permalink ]
436593: a black magic-eating cloud hovers around here You feel extremely lucky!
Posted: 22 Feb 2006 21:16 [ permalink ]
516345: Apocalypse, the world crushing demon
Posted: 22 Feb 2006 17:05 [ permalink ]
1037872: Umegord Cadelannon the Warrior King of Calythien 1057830: Serrawyn Olardomos the Patriarch of Calythien
Posted: 20 Feb 2006 06:47 [ permalink ]
522602: Patrick Amberley
Posted: 20 Feb 2006 05:15 [ permalink ]
1318920: a massive iron statue has come to life
Posted: 17 Feb 2006 04:22 [ permalink ]
437623: Behemoth, a giant demon summoned forth by Iana stands here.
Posted: 17 Feb 2006 03:41 [ permalink ]
1415640: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood
Posted: 16 Feb 2006 03:20 [ permalink ]
702378: A scaled medusa with a paralyzing gaze
Posted: 16 Feb 2006 00:11 [ permalink ]
1338598: An incredibly huge red demon guards the essence of fire
Posted: 10 Feb 2006 04:50 [ permalink ]
455805: Patrick Amberley
Posted: 09 Feb 2006 18:08 [ permalink ]
1146476: The Eater of the Dead roams in the hole
Posted: 09 Feb 2006 17:29 [ permalink ]
1112889: An incredibly huge red demon guards the essence of fire
Posted: 09 Feb 2006 00:12 [ permalink ]
545782: Patrick Amberley
Posted: 08 Feb 2006 21:49 [ permalink ]
632690: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos
Posted: 08 Feb 2006 04:57 [ permalink ]
348429: Xarithos, the demon lord of Eternal Winter 352504: huge, imposing looking orc male 351285: Artemis, the master of all mages
Posted: 08 Feb 2006 03:13 [ permalink ]
650417: Morden the Shadowman
Posted: 07 Feb 2006 06:58 [ permalink ]
-Your fingertips are surrounded with swirling ENERGY as you cast the spell. -The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power. -Unseen BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell!
Posted: 07 Feb 2006 06:27 [ permalink ]
788191: Tom Bombadil is here feeding birds and bunnies. 480025: Hera, Goddess of the Earth
Posted: 02 Feb 2006 19:58 [ permalink ]
500226: the black dread
Posted: 02 Feb 2006 19:10 [ permalink ]
129447: Fazid, the chief of mages
Posted: 02 Feb 2006 18:19 [ permalink ]
410222: A scaled medusa with a paralyzing gaze
Posted: 31 Jan 2006 05:33 [ permalink ]
671575: A scaled medusa with a paralyzing gaze
Posted: 30 Jan 2006 15:20 [ permalink ]
638016: Reanimated body hosting the ancient Witch-king
Posted: 29 Jan 2006 13:22 [ permalink ]
1037214: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 28 Jan 2006 21:06 [ permalink ]
693300: Inra the valheru god (unholy)
Posted: 28 Jan 2006 20:10 [ permalink ]
1051790: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows
Posted: 26 Jan 2006 19:23 [ permalink ]
448318: Akira the aged Spirit King of Kara-Tur
Posted: 25 Jan 2006 04:59 [ permalink ]
684730: Kitiara the Dragon highlord
Posted: 12 Jan 2006 22:19 [ permalink ]
655255: Groll the Undead Overlord of Daemon troops
Posted: 12 Jan 2006 22:01 [ permalink ]
225942: Warlock of Xzui performing dark rituals
Posted: 04 Jan 2006 23:32 [ permalink ]
321957: Kraxthrax, commander of the orcish horde
Posted: 30 Dec 2005 23:25 [ permalink ]
401490: Listar the Forgetful, sparks crackling about his robe 129990: Fazid, the chief of mages 1023385: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undead
Posted: 15 Dec 2005 01:59 [ permalink ]
609304: A scaled medusa with a paralyzing gaze
Posted: 10 Dec 2005 18:03 [ permalink ]
1004450: Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala and protector
Posted: 10 Dec 2005 15:45 [ permalink ]
1083607: Rotahunt the Confessor
Posted: 30 Nov 2005 01:36 [ permalink ]
1400272: Lord Foul sits upon his throne
Posted: 29 Nov 2005 23:18 [ permalink ]
969619: Inra the valheru god (unholy)
Posted: 24 Nov 2005 17:50 [ permalink ]
1044193: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 19 Nov 2005 02:57 [ permalink ]
1335650: a beautiful and tall woman with hair the color of pale gold
Posted: 18 Nov 2005 20:44 [ permalink ]
1068305: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood
Posted: 18 Nov 2005 01:12 [ permalink ]
1311155: a high priestess of Esachen, protector of stability
Posted: 17 Nov 2005 15:06 [ permalink ]
1194472: BayPrixces Condito, Arch Mage and Relic Collector
Posted: 10 Nov 2005 14:35 [ permalink ]
1263997: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows
Posted: 09 Nov 2005 20:31 [ permalink ]
1080901: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undead
Posted: 03 Nov 2005 00:21 [ permalink ]
1468: Strange looking man trying to sneak around You feel very lucky!
Posted: 26 Oct 2005 09:02 [ permalink ]
You tell Nazrix (*Freld is Love*) 'i open a fortune cookie, it says some crap right, then i open another like 30 mins later, cause i wanted a new fortune, but it gave me the same one, now i opened another one, and it says "do not desire what you do not need", telling me to stop looking for more fortunes! fuck these cookies!' Nazrix tells you 'you fat nigger stop eating cookies all day'
Posted: 25 Oct 2005 03:26 [ permalink ]
817536: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos
Posted: 22 Oct 2005 08:08 [ permalink ]
1291994: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos
Posted: 21 Oct 2005 02:27 [ permalink ]
| 154243: an athletic looking oriental man practicing some weird form of mar | 152724: a big red haired brute armed with a nasty knife | 120566: a scantily clad savage priestess is dancing around the statue | 157805: a beautiful dark haired vixen clad in black silk | 148610: an amazon priestess clad in black is feeding a spider pet | 143675: a drow elf priestess worshipping her wicked goddess | 192698: an athletic oriental woman in black silk | 121473: a handsome dark haired human man chanting prayers to his dark godd
Posted: 21 Oct 2005 02:25 [ permalink ]
509310: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 13 Oct 2005 00:13 [ permalink ]
720860: the black dread
Posted: 12 Oct 2005 23:16 [ permalink ]
391334: Nosractik, the king of the orcs
Posted: 12 Oct 2005 22:55 [ permalink ]
504220: A scaled medusa with a paralyzing gaze
Posted: 29 Sep 2005 02:12 [ permalink ]
627657: Hera, Goddess of the Earth
Posted: 28 Sep 2005 23:47 [ permalink ]
482066: Patrick Amberley
Posted: 28 Sep 2005 20:16 [ permalink ]
1012087: Inra the valheru god (unholy)
Posted: 25 Sep 2005 13:08 [ permalink ]
City guard shouts 'Hooray for Era! City guard shouts 'Hooray for Div! City guard shouts 'Hooray for Brokus! City guard shouts 'Hooray for Rutaliator! City guard shouts 'Hooray for Ssmud! Channel city is now on. You have been awarded a Key to BatCity for your deeds.
Posted: 24 Sep 2005 23:21 [ permalink ]
424630: Nosractik, the king of the orcs 412591: huge, imposing looking orc male
Posted: 24 Sep 2005 21:35 [ permalink ]
147408: Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster 869439: Shade of Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster
Posted: 24 Sep 2005 20:09 [ permalink ]
485989: Morden the Shadowman
Posted: 23 Sep 2005 22:16 [ permalink ]
292720: Old guy reading a dusty tome
Posted: 22 Sep 2005 18:03 [ permalink ]
28622: Chance Scheider, commanding the recruits
Posted: 18 Sep 2005 23:12 [ permalink ]
940326: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 17 Sep 2005 15:35 [ permalink ]
140068: Fazid, the chief of mages
Posted: 17 Sep 2005 15:03 [ permalink ]
539878: Akira the aged Spirit King of Kara-Tur
Posted: 15 Sep 2005 17:48 [ permalink ]
319975: Kraxthrax, commander of the orcish horde
Posted: 15 Sep 2005 15:53 [ permalink ]
727170: Jane, the Goddess
Posted: 15 Sep 2005 15:53 [ permalink ]
432315: A darkly brooding drow fighter sits here.
Posted: 15 Sep 2005 15:53 [ permalink ]
158245: Fazid, the chief of mages
Posted: 09 Sep 2005 10:03 [ permalink ]
| 190099: an athletic looking oriental man practicing some weird form of mar | 168658: a scantily clad savage priestess is dancing around the statue | 179906: a disfigured blonde haired human northman eyeing you in distrust | 162544: a beautiful dark haired vixen clad in black silk | 161873: an amazon priestess clad in black is feeding a spider pet | 187641: a drow elf priestess worshipping her wicked goddess | 180186: a handsome dark haired human man chanting prayers to his dark god
Posted: 08 Sep 2005 14:58 [ permalink ]
493614: Morden the Shadowman
Posted: 23 Aug 2005 09:25 [ permalink ]
1007859: Tom Bombadil is here feeding birds and bunnies.
Posted: 23 Aug 2005 09:25 [ permalink ]
746164: Apocalypse, the world crushing demon
Posted: 20 Aug 2005 02:03 [ permalink ]
,----------------------------------------------------------------------------. | Party Name: . (Members: 2) | Exp Tot: 1673859 | | Created: Fri Aug 19 23:13:34 2005 ( 0h 50m 49s) | Exp/min: 33152 | |========================================================|===================| | Place Name Status HP SP EP | Lvl | Experience | |========================================================|=====|=============| | 1.2 Kari fol 857(1125) 20( 20) 401(401) | 90 | 572191 | | 2.2 Ssmud ldr 317( 317) 1136(1568) 240(239) | 85 | 591798 | | 3.2 Pyggins fol 582( 582) 404(1020) 261(252) | 78 | 509870 | `----------------------------------------------------------------------------'
Posted: 18 Aug 2005 04:48 [ permalink ]
621679: Kraxthrax, commander of the orcish horde
Posted: 17 Aug 2005 05:30 [ permalink ]
748188: The spirit of Kourish Singh, the thirteenth ruler of the Clan
Posted: 17 Aug 2005 05:09 [ permalink ]
617230: Taph Fjasil, eyes fuming with crimson fires
Posted: 17 Aug 2005 04:21 [ permalink ]
140482: Zeltjin, the head warlock of Tiamat
Posted: 27 Jul 2005 22:00 [ permalink ]
685461: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 21 Jul 2005 00:59 [ permalink ]
1349638: Lear Rotth, the undead lord superior, infuriated beyond comprehens
Posted: 20 Jul 2005 18:51 [ permalink ]
1156383: An enormous bull, black as midnight
Posted: 18 Jul 2005 03:10 [ permalink ]
,----------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Party Name: GREAT EXPSTOMP OF 05!!!! (Members: 7) | Exp Tot: 27057317 | Created: Sun Jul 17 13:41:16 2005 (13h 27m 53s) | Exp/min: 33486 |========================================================|==================== | Place Name Status HP SP EP | Lvl | Experience |========================================================|=====|============== | 1.1 Savok fol 1117(1117) 743( 754) 536(534) | 90 | 4456242 | 1.2 Blayke ldr 935(1056) 40( 40) 119(417) | 61 | 4804186 | 1.3 Nina fol 1066(1066) 700( 892) 430(430) | 94 | 4542047 | 2.1 Drifter fol 655( 655) 882(1300) 282(284) | 90 | 4557224 | 2.3 Anjew fol 439( 439) 751(1034) 244(246) | 78 | 415251 | ?.? Ssmud mbr 479( 479) 651(1262) 289(296) | 81 | 4271407 | ?.? Bluesilmaril mbr 478( 478) 381( 959) 208(224) | 51 | 324611 `-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Posted: 15 Jul 2005 21:33 [ permalink ]
1330137: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood
Posted: 15 Jul 2005 14:33 [ permalink ]
,----------------------------------------------------------------------------- | Party Name: . (Members: 3) | Exp Tot: 1582138 | Created: Fri Jul 15 12:46:38 2005 ( 0h 45m 28s) | Exp/min: 35158 |========================================================|==================== | Place Name Status HP SP EP | Lvl | Experience |========================================================|=====|============== | 2.2 Ssmud ldr 288( 288) 1262(1262) 235(235) | 81 | 541593 | ?.? Pyggins mbr 393( 396) 632( 638) 184(185) | 80 | 464582 | ?.? Valkrist mbr 521(1218) 49( 49) 204(403) | 95 | 575963 '-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Posted: 04 Jul 2005 08:56 [ permalink ]
608162: Hera, Goddess of the Eart 414766: the ice dragon, freezing the world 651845: Dr. Kilrathi the evil cult leader
Posted: 14 Jun 2005 22:35 [ permalink ]
418072: Listar the Forgetful, sparks crackling about his robe
Posted: 02 Jun 2005 00:41 [ permalink ]
1301654: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undead
Posted: 01 Jun 2005 23:25 [ permalink ]
560288: a black king seeking to rule the world.
Posted: 01 Jun 2005 14:26 [ permalink ]
1320691: Lerethin, guardian of the elemental dimensions
Posted: 28 May 2005 18:55 [ permalink ]
913110: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 24 May 2005 11:53 [ permalink ]
266121: The mighty Frog of war
Posted: 24 May 2005 05:57 [ permalink ]
470645: Patrick Amberley
Posted: 19 May 2005 21:54 [ permalink ]
465068: Patrick Amberley
Posted: 19 May 2005 19:31 [ permalink ]
1028996: An enormous bull, black as midnight
Posted: 18 May 2005 04:32 [ permalink ]
475341: Morden the Shadowman
Posted: 14 May 2005 09:00 [ permalink ]
267385: The enormous Frog of war
Posted: 13 May 2005 02:17 [ permalink ]
1403159: Lerethin, guardian of the elemental dimensions
Posted: 12 May 2005 06:43 [ permalink ]
[chat]: Sitan raps "here i am in the place where i'com to let go-Batcity the bass and the sun set low. Everyday like a mardi gras- everbody party all day no work- exp all the way. I summon my blade, got some blood to spill. me and Blackstar at the crossing lookin for a thrill, nutin less than ill when we're equipped to kill, and every time the ladies pass they be like "Hi Bill" Ya'll feel me All levels and races, Real sweet faces, every single nation Tinmen, elves, trolls, bright blue moomins, Humans, ogres,and Barsoomian. I only come for 2 hours of playing, but every time we come we always wind up staying. This the type of mud i could spend a few days in, Batcity, the city that keeps the roof blazing." [chat]: Sitan sings "Got good ability for avoiding hits. From the Ranger guild to this Got theMatrix pissed. I stayed invis as the pkillers reloc in. I'm crazy, I thought I told you. I will attack all you fools. That's just me. Nothin phony, don't hate on me. What you get is what you see. Dont be fooled by the EXP i've got. I'm still, I'm still Sitan from the block. Used to be a newbie but now I'm not. Nomatter where i go i know where i came from (BC church!)". [chat]: Sitan sings "Exploring with 500k on me, In some area, rooms full of zombie. I met a undead, she made me nervous. She cast a spell and gave me con curse. And she said, Do you come from a land down under? Where healers glow and Tanks plunder? Cant you see, cant you see my wand of thunder? You better run, you better take cover." Sitan - Cd Collaberation 1
Posted: 11 May 2005 05:00 [ permalink ]
1y, 45min and 45s old.
Posted: 03 May 2005 20:49 [ permalink ]
863290: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 01 May 2005 20:03 [ permalink ]
502051: Morden the Shadowman
Posted: 29 Apr 2005 20:30 [ permalink ]
132618: Fazid, the chief of mages
Posted: 29 Apr 2005 19:54 [ permalink ]
397343: Listar the Forgetful, sparks crackling about his robe
Posted: 28 Apr 2005 17:58 [ permalink ]
285402: Old guy reading a dusty tome
Posted: 23 Apr 2005 14:30 [ permalink ]
1068829: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undead
Posted: 22 Apr 2005 21:19 [ permalink ]
786501: Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master
Posted: 19 Apr 2005 14:31 [ permalink ]
106006: a man clad in black silk smiling at you in arrogant manner
Posted: 18 Apr 2005 17:50 [ permalink ]
539741: Akira the aged Spirit King of Kara-Tur
Posted: 17 Apr 2005 18:15 [ permalink ]
1078633: An enormous bull, black as midnight
Posted: 11 Apr 2005 13:22 [ permalink ]
789455: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 05 Apr 2005 15:07 [ permalink ]
1089227: Lerethin, guardian of the elemental dimensions
Posted: 30 Mar 2005 21:05 [ permalink ]
959720: Inra the valheru god (unholy)
Posted: 26 Mar 2005 20:43 [ permalink ]
454554: a black magic-eating cloud hovers around here You feel extremely lucky!
Posted: 18 Mar 2005 18:56 [ permalink ]
769174: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 18 Mar 2005 05:30 [ permalink ]
920988: Khalun the skaven warlord, leader of the invasion horde
Posted: 18 Mar 2005 03:09 [ permalink ]
651708: The Assassin Adept, cloaked in shadows
Posted: 13 Mar 2005 15:42 [ permalink ]
508669: Akira the aged Spirit King of Kara-Tur
Posted: 09 Mar 2005 16:57 [ permalink ]
1060020: An incredibly huge red demon guards the essence of fire
Posted: 09 Mar 2005 01:01 [ permalink ]
1182733: Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master
Posted: 04 Mar 2005 22:07 [ permalink ]
Lord Soth the Death Knight (undead), 1248371 exp (party of 9)
Posted: 04 Mar 2005 01:30 [ permalink ]
1320139: An enormous bull, black as midnight Ssmud delivers the final blow to the bull. The bull staggers for a minute and falls over. Suddenly, horns from the stands sound a beautiful tune of victory. The entire crowd rises to their feet and begings applauding, 'OLE!' A man walks over and opens the gate for you to leave the bullring. Bull loses the privilege to live. Bull is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 04 Mar 2005 01:30 [ permalink ]
1014793: Inra the valheru god (unholy)
Posted: 03 Mar 2005 19:35 [ permalink ]
588785: Akira the aged Spirit King of Kara-Tur
Posted: 02 Mar 2005 15:59 [ permalink ]
1078713: Lerethin, guardian of the elemental dimensions
Posted: 24 Feb 2005 17:30 [ permalink ]
1075884: An enormous bull, black as midnight Ssmud delivers the final blow to the bull. The bull staggers for a minute and falls over. Suddenly, horns from the stands sound a beautiful tune of victory. The entire crowd rises to their feet and begings applauding, 'OLE!' A man walks over and opens the gate for you to leave the bullring. A large hole replaces Bull's face. Bull is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 22 Feb 2005 00:56 [ permalink ]
Ramjett tells you 'need orajel and excedrin stat!' Info: Ramjett goes link dead.
Posted: 18 Feb 2005 18:06 [ permalink ]
334083: a black magic-eating cloud hovers around here
Posted: 12 Feb 2005 03:55 [ permalink ]
Rounce, the Gully Dwarf looks sad
Congratulations! You have just completed Flying citadel!
You receive 263192 gold as a reward for completing the quest.
Rounce bounces up and down as he sees his flying citadel returned. He shakes
hands with Ssmud and Tatza and smiles.
Rounce exclaims: Thank you very much! I have rewarded you with some experience
points for your deed, and here is some gold!! May Taphisis be with you
forever!!
Rounce gives you 100 mithril coins.
Rounce hurries away into the shadows.
* * * * * * C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S * * * * * *
-= to Ssmud and Tatza =-
-= for landing the Flying Citadel safely. =-
Posted: 28 Nov 2004 03:58 [ permalink ]
Blayke tells you 'YER A BITCH!' (Sat Nov 27 17:33:04 2004) Blayke tells you 'tahts IS WHATS UP' (Sat Nov 27 17:33:09 2004) Blayke tells you 'maybe wanna do some eq tommorow?' (Sat Nov 27 17:33:15 2004)
Posted: 24 Aug 2004 20:09 [ permalink ]
Hansku [newbie]: How I can dick grave?
Posted: 05 Aug 2004 20:42 [ permalink ]
http://www.angelfire.com/ultra/batmud/hoppitlog.txt
Posted: 05 Aug 2004 09:57 [ permalink ]
http://www.angelfire.com/ultra/batmud/hoppit.txt
Posted: 27 Jul 2004 19:32 [ permalink ]
an ancient and ENORMOUS blue whale 447899 exp (party of 8)
Posted: 27 Jul 2004 19:31 [ permalink ]
Old guy reading a dusty tome, 383728 exp (party of 7)
Posted: 16 Jul 2004 01:25 [ permalink ]
Sitan [bat]: HUOH! Sitan [bat]: a group of Elite Owl Ninjas have escaped! Sitan [bat]: i sense they are on there way A firework explodes " /\_/ /\_/ /\_/ /\_/\" in the sky. A firework explodes "((@v@)) ((@v@)) ((@v@)) ((@v@))" in the sky. A firework explodes "():::() ():::() ():::() ():::()" in the sky. A firework explodes " VV-VV VV-VV VV-VV VV-VV" in the sky. A firework explodes "Hwarang Ssmud Sitan Aloysha" in the sky.
Posted: 16 Jul 2004 01:22 [ permalink ]
You tell Durand 'so, what are you doing for my birthday?' Durand tells you 'i was thinking about arch'ing you.'
Posted: 16 Jul 2004 01:20 [ permalink ]
Ssmud [newbie]: hmm Ssmud [newbie]: ok, got floppy/sloppy/floppit, where is sloppit? Overlord [newbie]: hah i asked the same thing Floppit [newbie]: ssmud u lvl 16 yet? Ssmud [newbie]: no Floppit [newbie]: ha Ssmud [newbie]: wish i was 16 :( Floppit [newbie]: i ber Ssmud [newbie]: your so much more badass than i ever will be Floppit [newbie]: *bet Floppit [newbie]: and dont forget it
Posted: 16 Jul 2004 01:20 [ permalink ]
Kaveth [newbie]: what i'd like to know is where is bat city?
Posted: 16 Jul 2004 01:20 [ permalink ]
Glaurung tells you 'take one lythlandria, add thematrix to it and multiply it by jayarejay.. now multiply that with the annoyance of listening to newbiechannel on allcaps. .. and you aren't even close to dethwishh'
Posted: 16 Jul 2004 01:19 [ permalink ]
[tiger]Shadow Artificer the Assassin: can we join at the ruin or do we have to find tenji?
Posted: 16 Jul 2004 01:19 [ permalink ]
[bat]: Sitan Claus sings "on the 12th day of christmas Santa gave to me 12 hand rolled joints, 11 fumbled resses, 10 whining newbies, 9 complaining The matrixs, 8 iron cleavers, 7 angry reavers, 6 chickens of sorrow, 5 MC DEMONS!, 4 bank robbers, 3 empty bags, 2 ghostly pigeons and A red rocket from the orc tree."
Posted: 16 Jul 2004 01:19 [ permalink ]
Wizard sponcered fight: Me. Vs. Blackstar.
Ssmud [party]: Using {Dim Mak} at blackstar
Ssmud [party]: Casting {TigerClaw} at
Ssmud [party]: CLAWED!
Ssmud [party]: Casting {Tiger Claw} at
Ssmud [party]: Tiger Claw: 2
Ssmud [party]: Tiger Claw: 1
Ssmud [party]: CLAWED!
Ssmud [party]: Using {Iron Palm} at
Ssmud [party]: Blackstar has gone UNCONSCIOUS!
Ssmud [party]: Iron Palm: Hit
Hp: 1097/1170 Ep: 404/480 Sp: 129/659
Posted: 16 Jul 2004 01:18 [ permalink ]
Enochian (wanted): i like to suck cocks, if you'd like your The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill! to sucked, send a description of your The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill! to aceduck and we'll see what happens
Posted: 16 Jul 2004 01:18 [ permalink ]
Follow the instructions on this site EXACTLY how she says them. Dont Cheat. http://starterupsteve.servepics.com/swf/stress.html
Posted: 16 Jul 2004 01:17 [ permalink ]
Sitan [bat]: oh ok, :P Resin [bat]: smirk...ask blayke...if he ok's me selling it....ill reconsider Sitan [bat]: Blayke! [bat]: Sitan gets on the guitar and jams "RESIN! sell me that water walking ring, because i'm made of TIN! RESIN!!!! Sell me that ring because water buu uuuuUUUUuuuuuRNS my SKiiiiiiIIIIN!!!!" [bat]: Sitan sings "resin, i need that ring because i died again! Ran 7 spaces into the see and sunk because I'm TIN!" Enochian (bat): ULULULULULULUULULULULULU [bat]: Sitan agrees fully. Sitan [bat]: with FEELING!
Posted: 16 Jul 2004 01:15 [ permalink ]
Coren <bat>: what's your problem little man? Zorac [bat]: im not little
Posted: 16 Jul 2004 01:15 [ permalink ]
Ssmud [party]: mack as in... lay the mack down Lordborgman [party]: mack? wtf is mack?! Lordborgman [party]: how can u define mack with mack :P
Posted: 16 Jul 2004 01:08 [ permalink ]
Aloysha [newbie]: I accidentally turned the newbie channel off, can someone tell me how to turn it back on?
Posted: 16 Jul 2004 01:07 [ permalink ]
Welwood [borg+]: the only cure for women acting like bitches is to explain in a calm and cool manner that even though you understand and appreciate the fact that they are experiencing a difficult time in their lives that if they take their problems out on you, you will not hesitate to cut their fucking heads off.