[Raid] [Valley-Frostmourne]: getting kicked for being a cuck

Level 145->160.
 
Sat Jan 05 23:37:17 2019 [general] by Juggelo
    Through recent efforts and ongoing activity both here, and in the social
realm, the Magus known as Tarken has matured to the rank of a Sage.  May his
endeavours of tending to our realm continue well into the future. 
Congratulations!
 
25.1.2009 20:46 happened 9y, 347d, 2h, 53min and 21s ago.

Grizzt tells you 'Tarken, you master cheater and multiplayer catcher...'

Tyril tells you 're: reagent bag making uptune.. add a fumble that destroys
all their reagents in all their registered chests!' (Fri Mar 17 18:55:09 2017)
Tyril tells you 'but make it happen 1/1000 times to balance out the
risk/reward' (Fri Mar 17 19:01:24 2017)

Murdoch tells you 'sorry, ive allways been under the impression you were a Fin
:D'

Gore <wiz>: virtal rooms help with alot of that tedious work
Sirdar <wiz>: but even enzo ferrari did not create the F40 with an automatic
car generator, so why should I? :)
<wiz>: Juggelo gives a thumbs up to Sirdar.

[17:51]:Heretic [mnavy]: replace ferries with player run transport system :P
[17:52]:Hair (mnavy): yeah, who's gonna volunteer for that?
[17:52]:Ishmael [mnavy]: transport passangers from harbour to harbour... :)
[17:52]:Nemsis [mnavy]: yea, that could end up like ress/rais, no players on
or unidle to provide service
[17:52]:Tarken <mnavy>: I would, except most of you still don't know how to
operate a ship in the first place and instead claim that they're broken. If
you RTFM, you'd be surprised what you learn.
[17:53]:Alorn (mnavy): like awesome mnavy rep system
[17:53]:Hair (mnavy): what i mean tarken, is that being a ferryboat captain
instead of exping/cashing etc, doesnt personally appeal to me at all
[17:53]:Nemsis [mnavy]: I resemble that remark, it is just transport for me, I
will fully admit that
[17:54]:Eraser [mnavy]: hehe, being a ferryboat captain made me lol
[17:54]:Tarken <mnavy>: What, being a ferryboat captain can be an exciting
life!
[17:54]:Tarken <mnavy>: You can transport intriguing adventurers, danger
around every corner!
[17:54]:Nemsis [mnavy]: you will meet all the hot mud chicks that way!!
[17:54]:Tarken <mnavy>: Yeah!!!
[17:54]:Blayke (mnavy): can we have an option to "rename" a map
[17:55]:Tarken <mnavy>: hot mudder chicks!
[17:55]:Hair (mnavy): "bookcase copy map1 map2" "bookcase delete map1"
[17:55]:Blayke (mnavy): how about RENAME
[17:55]:Tarken <mnavy>: uh...
[17:55]:Blayke (mnavy): so we dont waste maps
[17:55]:Tarken <mnavy>: The following commands are available. Each must be
preceded by 'bookcase'.
[17:55]:Tarken <mnavy>:   help - Gives this help.
[17:55]:Tarken <mnavy>:   list # - List the names of the maps in bookcase #.
[17:55]:Tarken <mnavy>:   view <map> - Look at a particular map.
[17:55]:Tarken <mnavy>:   insert <scroll> - Insert a scroll (becomes a map).
[17:55]:Tarken <mnavy>:   remove <map> - Destroy the map with the given name.
(Captain only)
[17:55]:Tarken <mnavy>:   give <map> <ship> - Send a map to another ship's
library. (Captain only)
[17:55]:Tarken <mnavy>:   accept - Toggles whether other ships can send maps
here. (Captain only)
[17:55]:Tarken <mnavy>:   copy <from> <to> - Duplicate a map. (Captain only)
[17:55]:Tarken <mnavy>:   rename <from> <to> - Rename a map (Captain only)
[17:55]:Tarken <mnavy>: You don't have rename?
[17:56]:Blayke (mnavy): oh
[17:56]:Blayke (mnavy): hmm
[17:56]:Eraser [mnavy]: RTFM
[17:56]:Blayke (mnavy): ok nm
[17:56]:Blayke (mnavy): im an idiot
[17:56]:Hair (mnavy): look blayke, we arent all like you, using wish scrolls
for blank maps  :D

Fangs tells you 'Haven't been on in ages and everyone on my friends list is a
wiz now :P'

Queue is empty.
0 unidle mortals in the game and 0 mortals in total.
Maximum unidle mortals is 1337.

bugstat tarken
,--------------------------------------------------------------------------.
|      Name        |  New  | Assgn | Ackno | Confm | Feedb | Rslvd | Closd |
|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| Tarken           |    17 |     3 |    26 |    29 |     4 |     4 |  3000 |
`--------------------------------------------------------------------------'
Total tracks:    3083
New/Assigned tracks:     20
Confirmed/Acknowledged tracks: 55
Tracks awaiting feedback: 4
Closed/Resolved tracks:   3004
-------------------------------------------
Closure percentage: 97%
 
3000 closed bug reports.
Fuck yeah!

Ggr <wiz>: I have this rule that if someone claims that there is a bug in a
commonly used item, or stuff disappearing from inventory/whatnot, and there
aren't dozens of people shouting at you about the same issue, it's
99.999999999% likely to be an user error (like Ulath said) :)

Sooooo true :D

Spent the whole day working on new loot tables for NPC ships. The mortals
should be happy with this for once...Las Islas de Tormentas is just a few days
away at this rate.

Shinarae tells you 'gonna go grade some more. back in february'

Blitzer <code>: it would tell that you would like it to be object*, but in
reality it can return a banana instead

Darol <wiz>: there are quests that require you to assassinate the king but if
you didn't eat blueberries with the sailors at the docks, you might be
considered a failure. That's sometimes kinda annoying

[03:25]:Fuser (party(Hokuten)): i'm going to run you a bunch of explore
[03:26]:Fuser (party(Hokuten)): it will get you a lot of exp, quickly
[03:26]:Zaldor [party(Hokuten)]: Okay, thanks! :D
[03:26]:Fuser (party(Hokuten)): come outside pleasantville zaldor
[03:27]:Fuser (party(Hokuten)): do you know if you have been to newbie
mountain ?
[03:28]:Zaldor [party(Hokuten)]: Actually I have!
[03:28]:Fuser (party(Hokuten)): dammit :C
[03:28]:Fuser (party(Hokuten)): all of it ?
[03:28]:Fuser (party(Hokuten)): there is quite a bit of rooms in there
[03:28]:Tarken <party>: Rob, you should be able to run like 30% of the game in
an hour
[03:28]:Fuser (party(Hokuten)): true :P
[03:28]:Tarken <party>: and some quests
[03:28]:Fuser (party(Hokuten)): hrm
[03:29]:Fuser (party(Hokuten)): well
[03:29]:Fuser (party(Hokuten)): he already level 26
[03:29]:Darian [party(Hokuten)]: who invited him to party! ratesucker!!
[03:29]:Darian [party(Hokuten)]: only one exp leech allowed!
[03:29]:Fuser (party(Hokuten)): lol
[03:29]:Fuser (party(Hokuten)): i just got explore
[03:29]:Fuser (party(Hokuten)): :D:D
[03:29]:Darian [party(Hokuten)]: sweet!
[03:29]:Fuser (party(Hokuten)): stupid
[03:29]:Tarken <party>: ...
[03:29]:Fuser (party(Hokuten)): LOL

Ens tells you 'hrm, how to send a mudmail? :D'

Dralith mumbles immorally 'Weird when the coder does more rp than the player
:P.'

Xortoth tells you 'can people still buy their own race for 2k tps? or has that
stopped long time ago?'

So, for some reason I managed to become an area approver a year or two back,
mostly so I could help with the oversight of my codeslaves.
 
For the past few weeks, I've been approving a new area for one of them, and it
has been quite a journey. It's a very complex area with thousands of lines of
code, multiple quests, and even dynamic rooms...a very high-quality area. The
thing is, high-quality also comes with high-work to refine it to our new, much
higher area standards that didn't exist even 5, 10 years ago. My, it's a lot
of work, but hopefully the mortals will be able to enjoy a nice, challenging
area with some good rewards.
 
Yet, on the other hand, it's a bit like plucking my toenails and eyelashes out
one-by-one, in order to guide a new wizard in formal coding practices, proper
English, as well as bug-proofing their area and making sure everything works
right and well. I'm beginning to wonder a bit why I signed up for this, and is
this even the kind of administrative work I want to be subjected to as I
progress in levels as a high-ranking wizard? Yes, with levels comes power, but
also a lot of responsibility. People don't realize the kind of work that goes
into this game...yet they're more interested in running through the town with
a burning torch than to rather stop and smell the flowers in the market.

Ggr <bat>: "On the doomed old BatMUD continent, a wise archwizard placed his
infant son into a ship and launched him to the new world. Raised by a kind
Sage and his wife, the boy grew up to become our greatest protector ...
Tarkenman."

Ewige tells you 'hey check it out, Ewige left himself logged on'

Dvough tells you 'i wont be ready for you tonight.'

Lozlonidas [team+]: jacen upsets me when he goes aft

Dralith tells you 'I'll be back.. I gotta dispose of a dead fish. :/'

Piffle tells you 'Also, I think you're pretty mught he head headwiz, right?

(23:20) You emote to Ens 'stomps you flat.'
(23:20) You tell Ens 'Status report, Rear Admiral Ens!'
(23:29) Ens tells you 'cleaning out my apartment. getting ready for evac to
sweden.'
(23:29) You emote to Ens 'eeps at you.'
(23:29) Ens tells you 'i must be at the dust-off site tommorow at 5pm'
(23:30) You emote to Ens 'goes 'Heh' at you.'
(23:30) You tell Ens 'evac?'
(23:30) You tell Ens 'You in a war zone or something?'
(23:31) @Ens nods at you.
(23:31) Ens tells you 'i am a code warrior'
(23:31) You emote to Ens 'laughs at you.'

Just hit 2500 Batzilla closures. Time to celebrate with a Devblog!

25.1.2009 20:46 happened 3y, 105d, 1h, 7min and 50s ago.
Level 131->145.

Byron Ambrosine says 'When the Realms were young, we had to iceskate uphill in
a storm of rocks to be able to advance levels.'
 
hah!

I'm starting to wonder what drives me to spend my lunches cleaning up
everybody else's bugs...

Tarken <mnavy>: So, there's a good chance I'll be commissioned in the USCG
next year. Talk about reverse role playing :)
Hair (team+): dont worry, he will be assigned to bearing strait patrols
Hair (team+): then when he gets out and moves to finland, his blood will have
thickened enough to take it

Islas de Tormentas is shaping up. Maybe a few days of hard work and it can be
ready to go.

I'm the bugfixing champion...now what?

Nazrix [bat]: I remember friend of Dogi's who was soldier in Croat-Serbo-Bosnia
n war came to visit America and he was robbed at knife point 20 minutes after
leaving airport.  he said america is worse than bosnian war.

[00:27]:Tarken <bat>: Is it weird to watch porn and eat at the same time?
[00:27]:[bat]: Bazil looks around with a serious face and says 'Nah'.
[00:27]:Stalgrad (bat): they are both natural things..so why not
[00:27]:Tarken <bat>: So you would condone eating on the can as well?
[00:28]:Bazil [bat]: you dont eat while shitting?
[00:28]:Bazil [bat]: i thought everyone did
[00:28]:Zhaoyue [bat]: rofl
[00:28]:Tarken <bat>: I do!
[00:28]:Darkahven [bat]: best is to eat a bit melted chocolate bar while
shitting
[00:28]:Darol <bat>: wouldn't it be easier to just put the food  and flush it
away instead of having you being the middleman there

You tell Darol 'What's good homeslice?'
Darol tells you 'homeslice?'
You tell Darol 'Homeslice, pimp skillet, mac daddy, etc.'
Darol tells you 'no idea =)'
Darol tells you 'okay had to google it, i thought you're making pizza slices
at home :D'
Darol tells you 'thought you're asking for toppings :D'

Malicat tells you 'so you have to get pneumonia and I need to get my brother
dragged off to jail and my house ransacked to save our gpas for christmas? 
:P'

Angry tells you 'huzzah! I have the last vegan sabretooth! Thanks Tarken, you
are mister fixit :)'

Acidia tells you 'I just had the best idea in years for whining merchants.
Imma code a huge sword that's almost impossible to use or hit anything, and it
cannot be removed from your hands, but when you hit with it - it deducts money
from the victims account and decapitates it with one shot. It's called 'The
Decapitalizer'.'

Malar tells you 'Pssst. Disregard females. Aquire levels.'

From the logfiles....25 October, 2007:
 
Desos [party]: again
Merioli (party): again
Ruffneck (party): again
dig rubble
You dig with your shovel in your right hand.
You have a good tool for the job.
You are able to dig a passageway through the rubble that several people could
fit through. However you doubt the rubble will stay shifted for very long.
 
Ruffneck (party): :)
Merioli (party): !
Desos [party]: again!
pas heh, I've done this before
Tarken [party]: <()>-- heh, I've done this before --<()>
 
Merioli gives you 2 mithril coins.
dig rubble
The rubble is already cleared out of the way.
 dig rubble

hp: 615 (615) [] sp: 465 (489) [] ep: 59 (333) [] cash: 1000 [+1000] exp:
316925 []
The rubble is already cleared out of the way.
 
Desos [party]: ok thanks
Desos leaves east.
Merioli leaves east.
Ruffneck leaves east.
This tunnel is carved from a deep black rock, formed into a squared-off floor
and walls reaching high upwards to an arched ceiling. At the ceiling, dark
figures carved from the same stone press their backs against the roof to
support it. The walls are carved smooth, and are dry to the touch. The floor
is worn, as if it has seen a good deal of travel. From here, the tunnel
extends east and west.
Obvious exits are: e and w.
Ruffneck Neffruck the ferocious Vampire (ghost orchid) < Euthanasia + SLÖN! >
Merioli the dented member of Tinmen calm like a FUCK? < Euthanasia + SLÖN! >
Desos Tranquilios the Thrikhren hunter < Euthanasia + SLÖN! >
Ruffneck's disc floats in.
Ruffneck starts chanting...
A rift in time and space begins to open.
Merioli (party): cannon fodder
You sizzle with magical energy.
hp: 615 (615) [] sp: 489 (489) [+24] ep: 76 (333) [+17] cash: 1000 [] exp:
316925 []
give all coinss to merioli
Ruffneck (party): cannon coming up
You have nothing called 'all coinss'!
 
Desos starts pouring energy into the vortex.
(party): Ruffneck sizzles magically
give all coins to merioli
You give 2 mithril coins to Merioli.
 i

You notice a long, thin crack in the wall.
hp: 615 (615) [] sp: 489 (489) [] ep: 76 (333) [] cash: 0 [-1000] exp: 316925
[]
Ruffneck's darkness spell dissolves.
You are carrying 3.0 kg of equipment:
You are carrying no coins.
 
Ruffneck (party): i'll xfer some more than meriolis 2 mithrisl
Merioli gives suspicious looks to everyone.
Desos [party]: gasp
'whose shovel?
You ask 'whose shovel?'
 i

You are carrying 3.0 kg of equipment:
You are carrying no coins.
 
Merioli whistles 'yours.'
Merioli whistles 'its extra tip.'
Merioli whistles 'keep it.'
Desos gives you 321 gold coins.
give shovel to desos
You remove A lightweight shovel from your right hand.
You give A lightweight shovel to Desos.
 
hp: 615 (615) [] sp: 489 (489) [] ep: 76 (333) [] cash: 321 [+321] exp: 316925
[]
Ruffneck (party): part of the bargain
(party): Merioli sizzles magically
give all coins to desos
You give 321 gold coins to Desos.
 
hp: 615 (615) [] sp: 489 (489) [] ep: 93 (333) [+17] cash: 0 [-321] exp:
316925 []
Desos acks.
pas I don't want money
Tarken [party]: <()>-- I don't want money --<()>
 telewo

(party): Ruffneck sizzles magically
You start chanting.
 
Desos [party]: Water Walking Down
pas no need
Teleport without error: ### (3)
party report [Teleport without error] in [3]
You skillfully cast the spell with haste.
party report Hastes.
Tarken [party]: <()>-- no need --<()>
 
Tarken [report]: [Teleport without error] in [3]
 
Tarken [report]: Hastes.
 
Ruffneck (party): eq then?
Desos buzzes 'WHAT my money not good enuff for you11.'
You are done with the chant.
You hop on one leg, flap your arms and chant 'xafe ayz xckgandhuzqarr'
(Teleport without error)
You sense your surroundings distorting and then snap.
#ccccc#.   A newly built player city gate.
#ccccc#.   Above you is a hot, slowly moving, clear sky. A breeze blows around
#ccc*c#.   you.
#ccccc#.   Obvious exits are: n and s.
#cccGc#. 
Starfire
Jaguard
Evilchild
Glush
Jeguard
Nohguard
Akkaguard
Purguard
Sparks
Bambguard
Blague
Panguard
Specguard
Alisuguard
Pyrisaguard
Celeguard
You stop following the leader.
hp: 615 (615) [] sp: 279 (489) [-210] ep: 93 (333) [] cash: 0 [] exp: 316925
[]
Ruffneck (party): la merioli choose one
spas lol
You are kicked out of party.
Yoda says 'Typos lead to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering!'
 tell ruffneck lol

You tell Ruffneck 'lol'
 s

Nerya tells you 'yea, you have some eerie inner driving force, I have none:)'
You tell Nerya (busy) 'I live to serve, oddly.'
Nerya tells you 'we all have our own weird habits, yours is just making you do
stuff at 200% :)'

Tarken <wiz>: So I had this dream last night that BatMUD bought an office in
the US. Then Favorit asked me to wait there to sign for the papers that would
be coming that exiled him from Ukraine. Durand told me that we are hoping to
expand and soon there will be an antique car sitting in the foyer and people
working in the office. Then all the wizards gathered together and ate and
drank together. Then we pulled this lever which converts the whole place into
a swimming pool from river water that spilled over into a waterfall
overlooking a beautiful rainforest. Then my asshole roommate's alarm woke me
up :/
Malar <wiz>: you wouldn't remember a thing unless your asshole rommate's
asshole alarm had woken you up
Tarken <wiz>: I know :P
Darol <wiz>: that's probably the reason he's pissed off
Darol <wiz>: he doesn't want to remember that
Tarken <wiz>: I wanted to see it keep going, it was getting interesting
Darol <wiz>: I think a unicorn was about to arrive behind the waterfall and
tell you that the cricket tickets have been hoarded by Jiminy Cricket together
with Davy Crockett and you're forced to go see a rugby game between different
coloured laundromats.

[21:17]:Arska [merchant]: Okay lets begin! Go and fetch some dragonstone from
the depths, come to see me and 'return' it.
[21:22]:Sprite {merchant}: Any one else moving on down?
[21:22]:Masteri [merchant]: im
[21:23]:Tarken <merchant>: I'll stay up here thank you!
[21:23]:{merchant}: Sprite falls down laughing.
[21:23]:Sprite {merchant}: 'fraid of the dark eh?
[21:23]:Acidia <merchant>: on the contrary, dark is afraid of Tarken, so he
can't go below
[21:23]:Sprite {merchant}: hehe
[21:25]:<merchant>: Tarken nods solemnly.

Conquer (bat): the ships that tarken coded have some artificial intelligence
that at 0414 EET sept 3 2011 became aware of its existence and is now
launching an attack at the players of batmud.

Sirdar tells you 'initial draft'
Sirdar tells you 'but should clear the picture somewhat'
reply ok gimme a few, need to poop first :D
You tell Sirdar (*active*) 'ok gimme a few, need to poop first :D'
Sirdar tells you 'happy pooping. :D'
Sirdar tells you '(i never knew arches do that)'
reply I'm not an arch!
You tell Sirdar (*active*) 'I'm not an arch!'
Sirdar tells you 'oh. :D'

Artea tells Blayke, Shar, Freld, Zartak, Munkki, Kragan, Bazil, Valdec,
Ssorca, Xunisiih, Hair, Nikana, Arnoldi and you 'anyone got tiger claws
sitting in a chest i could borrow for this reinc'
You tell Blayke, Shar (idle 37min and 29s), Freld, Zartak, Munkki (idle 2h,
6min and 5s), Kragan, Bazil, Valdec, Ssorca (fighting), Xunisiih, Hair,
Nikana, Arnoldi and Artea (fighting) 'Nods, but I can't get to them atm.' 
Artea tells you 'i got to take u off my friends lol u always leave terrible
answers to my questions'

25.1.2009 20:46 happened 2y, 183d, 12min and 1s ago.
Got 16 levels. Now level 131.

[00:40]:Pyggins (tunes): So if the animists guild gathers souls and the
liberator guild prevents the gathering of souls, how are the two compatible? 
Or is there some sort of special exception in place for animist/liberator
combo?
[00:41]:(tunes): Durtle sighs deeply.
[00:41]:Pyggins (tunes): has this been answered already?
[00:41]:Blayke {tunes}: stop asking these PESKY QUESTIONS
[00:41]:Amd (tunes): they have different style of extracting "souls"
[00:41]:Blayke {tunes}: goddam you!
[00:42]:Era <tunes>: Pyggins has a good point, maybe the maintainer of one of
the guilds has overlooked the other. Maybe you should contact Heidel or Heidel
to see if one of them is willing to change something in the other's guild?

You tell Nazrix 'I'm in my computer science class doing a partnered
programming activity with a 60 year old man from africa who has 1/6 my IQ and
apparently brushes his teeth and armpits with his morning feces'
Nazrix tells you 'uh'
Nazrix tells you 'Go to a real college next time'
Nazrix tells you 'HTHxoxo'
You tell Nazrix 'haha'
Nazrix tells you 'Real colleges don't have summer'
You tell Nazrix 'No, stuck up colleges with fake education and too much money
don't have summer'
Nazrix tells you 'oh ok'
Nazrix tells you 'than's for correcting me, sir.'
Nazrix tells you 'Yet, somehow, I am not the one sitting next to some old shit
eating african.'
Nazrix tells you 'Surely you have won this one!'

Ssmud [team+]: i suck down a banana and swallow 4 scoops of white flood

Jacen tells you 'ARR THE BRETHEREN COURT!!!!!'
Jacen tells you 'bring your piece of eight!'
With the barest of efforts, Jacen barks out a resounding 'AAAARRrrrr.'

(17:25) Jillian tells Hair and you 'wb'
(17:25) You tell Hair and Jillian 'at class now'
(17:25) Jillian tells Hair and you '...'
(17:26) Hair tells Jillian and you 'tarken is doing the 2011 version of hiding
a comic book inside your textbook  :D'

Info: Grizzt is unidle.
'Morning Riditsi
You say 'Morning Riditsi.'
Freld tells you 'also, you are not in dataroom so greeting grizzt doesnt work
here'

Gore hums a little tune.
Gore says 'wonder how badly I just broke mysqld.'

25.1.2009 20:46 happened 2y, 83d, 18h, 52min and 52s ago.
Now level 115, was 105.

Grediah <party>: this seems odd
Tarken <party>: sup?
Grediah <party>: everything seems to compile!

25.1.2009 20:46 happened 2y, 62d, 22h, 26min and 53s ago.
Got 5 levels for running a bugfixing extravaganza among the wizards.
Now level 105.

Acidia tells you 'I dreamt about you. you recoded bat to be a graphical
angband style hack'n'slash with 8-bit graphics. like gauntlet II on the C64.'

Durand says 'germany is the place to go if one needs a proper engine or a
concentration camp.'

25.1.2009 20:46 happened 2y, 26d and 3h ago.
Level 91->100

Dralith tells you 'Active wizards.. are those like unidle arches?'

Grizzt <party>: Your exp rate is 0, this party sucks

You ask 'Cybermanito?'
You ask 'Qué has hecho hoy?'
 Cyberman says 'Remover a unos jugadores.'
Cyberman kicks Chavez hard in the knee.
Durand says 'la eliminación de los jugadores.'
You go 'mmmmm...'.
You say 'bien.' 
Durand says 'from now on i shall only speak spanish to my good friend mr
cyberman here.'
Cyberman nods solemnly.
Durand says 'since i do not speak spanish, i will use google translate.'
Durand says 'i think he will appreciate this.'
Cyberman says 'Me parece muy bien Sr. Durand.'
Durand asks 'no te cyberman?'
Cyberman says 'No entiendo.'
Cyberman says 'Su espanol es muy malo.'
Durand says 'mi español es la mejor o mejores.'
Durand blinks his eyes.
Cyberman asks 'Durand?'
Durand asks 'sí senór?'
Cyberman says 'Voy a comer, por favor remueve a Tarken. Gracias.'
Durand says 'Sí puedo hacer eso.'
Durand asks 'cyberman?'
Cyberman asks 'Si Durand?'
Durand says 'did you really say.'
Durand says '"I will eat this, please remove a Tarken. Thanks".'
Cyberman says 'No, I said: I'll go eat, please remove Tarken. Thanks.'
Durand says 'i see.'
Durand says 'cyberman's spanish isnt very good :(.'

Lozlo [mnavy]: wot does rebuilder do for ship?
Blayke {mnavy}: omg

[Jan 18 13:42]:Gore <hack>: copied after many many typo fixes.
[Jan 18 13:42]:Gore <hack>: damn you native speakers and your broken education
system.
[Jan 18 13:43]:Moss <hack>: he natively speaks American...
[Jan 18 13:44]:Tarken <hack>: Yeah, don't confuse us with those
funny-speaking, tea-drinking communists from the East.
[Jan 18 13:45]:Moss <hack>: the Chinese?
[Jan 18 13:45]:Ens <hack>: or guinness-swilling.
[Jan 18 13:45]:Tarken <hack>: Okay, I gotta give you credit for that one,
Moss. :D

Durand says '@Lyn cries on your shoulder miserably.'
Durand says 'Lyn tells you 'omg, you're a real person. sorry sorry
sorry.....'.'
Durand says 'hrm.'

Sun Aug 10 23:47:39 2008 Shinarae [general] : Putting your ship on indefinite
cruise is not always a good idea. Things like accidental loss of links,
spiteful random tiger pkills, and geing ganked by your own clone could cause
your ship to be lost at sea. Also, has anyone seen Hannibal's ship? It was
last seen heading east from...more east.

SexNinja <porn+>: I'm moving up to the main campus of the university this
week, rated in the top 3 for hottest girls in the country. I need incentive to
leave the house and gym and go venturing for real pussy.
Darol <porn+>: you don't need incentive, you need a rag and a bottle of
chloroform :P
Jürgen's Anal Motivator <porn+>: Now we know how Darol gets his..

Tyril tells you 'bachelors degree or archhood. which comes first?'

Jacen tells you 'do corpses turn to undead ever if meteor isnt running?:D'

(02:24) Jacen tells you 'fuck, what is wanes area'
(02:24) You tell Jacen 'hmm'
(02:24) You tell Jacen 'lol'
(02:24) Jacen tells you 'wait'
(02:24) Jacen tells you 'sounds familiar'
(02:24) You tell Jacen 'Wane's mountain?'
(02:25) You tell Jacen 'aka newbie mountain?'
(02:25) Jacen tells you 'ya:D'

Blasterr exclaims 'fuck my ass!'

25.1.2009 20:46 happened 1y, 280d, 5h, 49min and 23s ago.
Got 11 levels, now level 91. Not sure why yet...

Hannibal [team+]: we went from Tim has to write a "four page paper" and he
can't find enough content to fill the pages to "let's get Tim to break up with
his girlfriend by taking them both to a gay bar"
Hannibal [team+]: that was an impressive 3 minutes

Dralith taps 'oh yes.. the tub is here.'
Freld removes Malar's third hand.
Freld strips and climbs into the tub.
Dralith removes a pair of fluffy orange feather boots.
Dralith removes a double barrel shotgun.
Dralith removes Sick-Balls the Snapping Turtle.
Dralith removes a ring of pure water.
Dralith strips and climbs into the tub with Freld.
Doctor Who laughs out loud.
Freld pälättää 'oh shit.'
Freld pälättää 'get the fuck out.'

25.1.2009 20:46 happened 1y, 254d, 17h, 7min and 49s ago.
Got 10 levels, now level 80.

Angron Flagg > sorry  tark i gotta tractor that bitch
Angron Flagg > you're so far up that veldspar's ass it looks like it took a
crap and you popped out with lasers running.

You tell Nazrix (*_.-._Tired_.-._*) 'Girlfriends are so much maintenance, why
did I do this? Why...'
Nazrix tells you 'cause your nerd ass decided to get ripped and start banging
waterpark whores' 
Nazrix tells you 'and it backfired'
You tell Nazrix (*_.-._Tired_.-._*) 'That made me laugh out loud.'
You tell Nazrix (*_.-._Tired_.-._*) ':D'
Nazrix tells you ':D'

Gore exclaims 'can't believe I actually touched some code - been a long time!'
Durand gasps at Gore.
Durand awards Gore 1 points for completing 'Durand's Cookie Jar' task.
Brownie runs in panting heavily. She pants for a while before giving a scroll
to Gore.
Brownie post officer leaves west.
Gore says 'now I only need to fix 1403618 bugs to catch up with Tarken.'

Jacen tells you 'thanks for caring'
You tell Jacen (fighting) 'Ask me to care once I get Arch.'
Jacen tells you 'yeah that'll be the last tell i ever send:P'

25.1.2009 20:46 happened 1y, 198d, 2h, 10min and 45s ago.
Got 4 levels for various fixings and small additions in the last ~8 months.
Now level 70.

Moss tells you 'fuck testing, it's only tmp races =D'

Tyril tells you 'i had a dream last night that you sold 20x 1 gem compasses
just because and then we discussed the pros and cons of ship combat'

Jacen tells you 'ill blow you for 10 dodge pole'

Sprite [merchant]: 29 kg max divine rubber. What should I price it at ont he
exchange?
Tarken <merchant>: Don't.
Sprite [merchant]: why not?
Tarken <merchant>: Instead, launch a second campaign. Not only should you
advocate good language, but also safe sex. Begin mass-production of
contraceptives.
Sprite [merchant]: other than it will evaporate in a couple of months?
Sprite [merchant]: laught
Sprite [merchant]: I love the old style forges when it said I had 50 rubbers
in it.
Tarken <merchant>: Christ, you save your rubbers?!
Sprite [merchant]: laugh
Sprite [merchant]: I had to store up all those little ones to make a BIG one.
Dangergirl [merchant]: to fit an ebony log?
Sprite [merchant]: hehe

25.1.2009 20:46 happened 1y, 89d, 16h, 22min and 28s ago.
Got 5 levels for fixing 366 bugs, winning a 4-week bugfixing contest. Now
level 66.

Lozlo tells you 'nyt kyllä puhut puutaheinää palturia, taidat olla kasvanu
maatilalla järven tuon kauniin rannalla, maaten hiekkarannalla kauniilla,
miten uskallat puhua kaiken tämän jälkeen vielä puutaheinääpalturia, nyt otat
askeleen kohti lapsuuttasi ja tunnustat, tunnustat kaiken kauniin, sen mikä
mieltä ilahduttaa, sykähdyttää, suorastaan *PÄÄÄÄKIIIIIIIIPERKELETÄTÄKUKAANJAKS
ALUKEEVITTUJAMEENUKKUUNKELLOONJOPERKELEPUOLVIISYÖLLÄSEITAN!*'

25.1.2009  20:46 happened 1y, 78d, 6h, 42min and 37s ago.
Got 1 level today, now level 61.
Got it for...well random lol :D

[23:27]:Grizzt <party>: ok, charm's up, let's go... LEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOY
JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINS!
[23:27]:Malar <party>: i'll chain true heal then
[23:27]:Malar <party>: west
[23:27]:Grizzt <party>: I thought you were our mage
[23:27]:Malar <party>: i am?
[23:27]:Tarken <party>: I am mage I guess :D
[23:28]:Tarken <party>: Malar can heal
[23:28]:Grizzt <party>: tarken was the tarmabard
[23:28]:Malar <party>: i'm ze heal0r
[23:28]:Grizzt <party>: kk
[23:28]:Grizzt <party>: I'm tank something
[23:28]:Grizzt <party>: crimso..umm...priest?

Durand shouts 'All hail king Tarken, King of batmud classic!'
Durand says 'your first job is to fix it so it will boot.'

You say 'Grizzt.'
 
 
Grizzt arrives with a loud BANG and a puff of smoke.

An Eve Morning
Player: brush teeth
Eve: you dont have a toothbrush
Player: buy Electric Toothbrush I
Eve: are you sure? that item is 43 jumps away
Player: fly to item
Eve: autopilot disabled. waypoint reached
Player: dock
Eve: docking permission requested
Player: dock
Eve: docking permission requested
Player: dock
Player: dock
Player: dock
Eve: docking request...... accepted
Player: buy Electric Toothbrush I
Player: equip Electric Toothbrush I
Eve: you dont have the skills necessary to use that item
Player: buy Teethbrushing
Player: train Teethbrushing I
Eve: skill training complete
Player: equip Electric Toothbrush I
Eve: you dont have the skills necessary to use that item
Player: buy Electric Toothbrush Operation
Player: train Electric Toothbrush Operation I
Eve: skill training complete
Player: equip Electric Toothbrush I
Eve: insufficient power 

  79  Tarken         132  32 164|
  80  Jacen          104  59 163|
 
Mmmmhmm...yeah.

Tarken Durandi > Watch out, Kate Yeats is flipping cans.
Kate Yeats > Watch out, Tarken and his corp are baiting can flippers.

Yyph Kaerhno (eve+): Draethor > so you cant assemble or board a carbon?
Yyph Kaerhno (eve+): Draethor > I'd help, but my caldari Carbon freighter has
problems accepting a pod pilot and undocking, might need to get it repaired or
something
Yyph Kaerhno (eve+): Headhunter 242 > you bought one unit of Carbon you nitwit

Miza arrives from west.
Miza asks 'mitkas bileet taalla on?'
You say 'vittu se olet kala raha.'
Miza asks 'paasenko piireihin?'
You say 'sina teet niinkuin mina kasken.'
Miza says 'jaa ootte kaikki jotain koviksia.'
You exclaim 'aiti kusipaat!'
Miza says 'saisinko saman suomeksi+.'
You say 'voisitko vittu nyt olla ihan hiljaa.'
Miza says 'kovikset kiroilee kokoajan+.'
You say 'ime mun sykkivaa.'
Miza says 'peruskoulukamaa.'
You say 'senkin idiootti.'
Miza nods twice rapidly in agreement.
Miza says 'taidat olla ihan mudin eliittia naista immortaleista juttujes
puolelsta =D.'
Miza leaves west.

Durand tells Favorit and you 'favorit are guns cheap in ukraine?'

Ooga [chat]: merri, would you really want to know a girl whos name was
bloodstain?

Arctangent tells you 'restores aren't granted for mental crashes, are they?'

(20:39) Darol tells you 'now you can only cast healing spells if you are
slightly good or evil or neutral =)'
(20:39) Darol tells you 'so that won't do =)'
(20:40) You tell Darol 'oh true'
(20:40) You tell Darol 'sounds good to me though'
(20:40) You tell Darol 'we needed some challenge here'
(20:40) Darol tells you ':P'
(20:40) Darol tells you 'yeah, new challenges for tarmalens :D need to be good
religious, need to be good, but must be only slightly good really really close
to neutral :P'
(20:41) You tell Darol ':D'
(20:41) Darol tells you 'maybe introduce new mastery skill that helps you get
closer to neutral :P'

Tyraneous tells you 'well I gotta get you one last time motherfucker!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1                     zppel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  last rock it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   see
how many tells it take for BAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  zep
zep zep zepz ep zepz epze zpe zpe zpe zep zpe zpe zep zep zepz epz epze pz epz
ep zeppza epzep zep zpe pze zep zepz epze pze pzep zep zepz epze zpe zep
zepzepzepzepzepzepzezepepzepzepezepze zep zeep zep zep zep ep zep zep zep zep
ep zeep zeezpep zep zepzep zep zep zep epepzep zezpe zep zepz epze zpe zep ezp
zepze pze zep zep zep zep zep zep                                         zep
time baby!  you are getting BLASTED BY THE MASTER!'

Issen [team+]: I had a nightmare last night that I was wired to a text editor.
Issen [team+]: try and raise arms and all it would do was scroll :(

Tew [bat]: good thing it wasn't a psychic dwarf who ran away, because then
it'd be a small medium at large

Ssmud tells you 'lol i just put my flash drive in the ethernet port'

25.1.2009 20:46 happened 355d, 12min and 47s ago.
Awarded 10 levels for many things.
Now level 60.

From the coder files...
You drop a beautifully crafted scroll cabinet (open).
You close the cabinet.
WARNING: Can't save the contents of the cabinet
         in this room! This room does not support saving.
la cabinet
Tsswdrfllydsgd,sdfslvs,ssmlllgmrmssdfrsrgsrllsTrrwdglssdrssfrrsrllsfrmmdyTsrgff
rrwsmdfrrdrdrswdrr-gssIsdsgllwslyldssrdsrllsTllsw'll'mmdYou can pick the
cabinet up.
This item is in excellent condition.
It looks a bit heavy.
The cabinet is closed.
You say 'uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.' 
Dralith looks at cabinet.
Dralith rolls on the floor laughing.

You say 'I am practicing for my Finnish citizenship test.'
Ulath mumbles incoherently 'mitä se rikut, eh.'
Ulath mumbles incoherently ''what it riku(plural)'.'
Ulath mumbles incoherently 'wot? :D.'
Ulath mumbles incoherently 'Keep on practising :).'
You exclaim 'terve, voi perse!'
Ulath mumbles incoherently 'hahaha.'
Ulath mumbles incoherently 'well that works :D.'
Ulath mumbles incoherently ''Greetings, oh fuck!'.'

Info: Sparhawk dies of old age.

Arctangent [newbie]: I know this is going to sound weird, but is there any use
for my balls?

Ssmud [team+]: ill watch meatspin all day

Durand snaps his fingers and creates Tarken Aurelius the Wizard.
Durand drops Tarken Aurelius the Wizard.

Imofexios [newbie]: Does Batmud have pvp?

Ens {newbie}: it has pvp, but everybody loses.

Gore says 'a pity there are so many retards that you need to sit down  and get
drunk in order for them to be remotely tolerable.'

Stardate 11.4.2009- From the wizards log:
We're standing in the data room arguing whether or not we are talking to
eachother.

Durand says 'if it's any longer than i have, it's too long.'

Zerks (archers): Woop, crashquiver worked \o/

25.1.2009 20:46 happened 263d, 20h, 33min and 5s ago.
+3 levels for maybe some general coding activity or so, now level 50.

Ens tells you 'nah, the job of wizards is to try to passively increase mortal
suffering through tactful, calm responses.'

25.1.2009 20:46 happened 262d, 17h, 9min and 56s ago.
5 levels, now 47.

Issen [team+]: PUNK ASS MOTHER WIZZER

Spann tells you 'I forgot to ask do you have time to make a saddlebag?'
-- I've been a wiz since January. Guess he didn't get the memo. :)

I was thinking today...when I eat banana-flavored products...I think to myself
"Banana's don't taste like this...but it makes me think of bananas. If they
did, they'd be WAY more fucking awesome than they already are."

Acidia tells you 'snoopy snooper! :D'
Acidia tells you 'I hence forward knight thee, Sir Snoopy. Landlord of
Logfiles, Seer of CC's, Prognostigator of Programs and Master of Makefiles.'

Today while walking home from the gym I saw two kids playing with fake weapons
in the street. One had a sword and the other had a gun. I'm not exactly sure
how it played out but the sword won.

25.1.2009 20:46 happened 196d, 20h, 6min and 58s ago.
Awarded 2 levels for various workings...
Now level 42.

Gurth <wiz>: A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely
when he means to.

[09:28]:Jacen (nightlife+): FUCK THS THIE FUCK TOU ALL GHFSK 
[09:28]:Jacen (nightlife+): GOD DAM IT 
[09:28]:Jacen (nightlife+): I SWRER TO GUDK FUCKERIVHBEHD I WIL UCKCY ROU R
SHIELD FUCK YOU 
[09:29]:Jacen (nightlife+): FUCK 
[09:30]:Gorge [nightlife+]: awsome, jacen totaly loaded 
[09:30]:Jacen (nightlife+): its god tem 
[09:30]:Jacen (nightlife+): i swear to gf fuck ou gofge 
[09:30]:Jacen (nightlife+): FUCK YTOU 
[09:30]:Jacen (nightlife+): i u FUCK FUCK YOUR SHIT UP BICFCH 
[09:31]:Jacen (nightlife+): YEA GUFCUK TOU SUT BG EAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
! 
[09:31]:[nightlife+]: Nina nods her head, yeah, sure. 
[09:36]:Jacen (nightlife+): [uaka 
[09:56]:Jacen (nightlife+): pk we're sup er warzted, mortals pls help 

Acidia <wiz>: anagrammic life: edit a file or a diet life

25.1.2009 20:46 happened 114d, 3h, 40min and 23s ago.
Awarded 6 levels for BatClient spell conversion completion.
Now level 40.

Ulath tells you 'moron'

Gurth <porn+>: i thought this was a place to exchange kinky beautiful things,
but seems i've been lured into closet gay hobo-fetish society

Pwngi {team+}: You take a close look at Valentina in comparison to yourself.
Pwngi {team+}: The final estimation is that Valentina doesn't look very
dangerous.

25.1.2009 20:46 happened 90d, 20h, 12min and 18s ago.
Awarded 7 levels.

Testing works better when I use the correct files.

Was digging in mah nose, found powerz, now ignoring all mortals to keep safe.

Grizzt gives you Levels (lit).

Congratulations! You have just completed Camping 100000!

My Components
Intel® Core 2 Duo P8600 (2.40GHz/1066Mhz FSB/3MB cache)
Genuine Windows Vista® Home Premium, 64-bit edition
Graphite Grey with Red Trim
2Yr Ltd Hardware Warranty, InHome Service after Remote Diagnosis
Microsoft® Works Plus 2008
Bright, glossy widescreen 15.4 WLED display (1280x800)
4GB Shared Dual Channel DDR2 at 800MHz
Size: 320GB SATA Hard Drive (5400RPM)
Intel Graphics Media Accelerator 4500MHD
8X Slot Load CD / DVD Burner (Dual Layer DVD+/-R Drive)
Intel WiFi Link 5100 802.11agn Half Mini-Card
Integrated 2.0M Pixel Webcam
56 Whr Lithium Ion Battery (6 cell)
High Definition Audio 2.0
Back-lit Keyboard
Integrated Finger Print Reader
My Accessories
Dell V505w All In One (PRODUCT)RED Printer
Dell V505w All In One Wireless (PRODUCT) RED
1 Year Limited Warranty and 1 Year Advanced Exchange Service
Belkin Energy 15.4" Messenger Black/Gray
Kensington ComboSaver Combination Portable Laptop Lock
Norton 15 month
My Software & Accessories
WildTangent Games
My Service
LoJack for Laptops Theft Protection
Dell Remote Access, free basic service
Dell Online Backup 2GB for 1 year
No ISP requested
Support Reforestation: Plant a Tree for Me
Also Includes
Hi Resolution/Bright, glossy widescreen 15.4 WLED display (1280x800) w/ camera
Windows Vista Premium
Adobe® Acrobat® Reader 9.0
Intel® Centrino® 2 Core Duo Processor

Cleaned most mortals off of friendslist, added wizards.

Game driver tells you: You have no heart beat !

859937: Lord Necorp, the leech Mindcrafter

246348: Shacul, the Master Warlock of the Conclave

168385: Fazid, the chief of mages

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"|  151310: Druid Warrior                                                     
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"|  125264: Druid Warrior                                                     
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537964: Arathrua the bone dragon is leeching the world from power
299299: Laingan the perverted Valheru jailer
270487: Inra the valheru god (unholy)
2h 24m 25s, start to finish, including pieces

283928: A darkly brooding drow fighter sits here. 

769348: the black dread 

You start chanting.
You surreptitiously conceal your spell casting.
You are casting 'summon' at 'zonni'.
Summon: ####
Summon: ###
Summon: ##
You skillfully cast the spell with haste.
You are done with the chant.
You frantically wave your hands and yell 'gwwaaajj' (Summon)
Zonni snaps into existence.

473475: Hera, Goddess of the Earth

632282: Morden the Shadowman

422378: Dr. Kilrathi the evil cult leader

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|  148909: listar's squirming tentacle                                       
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|  139448: listar's squirming tentacle                                       
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|  509385: Listar the Forgetful, sparks crackling about his robe             
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paid 1.15m for named tiburcio's amulet...i'm a fucking crazy ass nigga

669230: Tiburcio, the Great Magus 

336763: Nosractik, the king of the orcs  
Dam leader in 9 man <3
Diced 1st, took clair crown, didn't have shirt :(

Did zoo, crap loot.

 1136459: The rotting body of Brother Maerius Zedek   

Issen grumbles 'I got str you fucking wall.'

Lozlo [team+]: this reinc i will make exp

498844: Morden the Shadowman

497696: A deadly dragon with scales in shades of beautiful magenta 

1235193: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows

184156: the king of the catfolk stands here in full battle gear

230307: Oogga, famed Barbarian Lord

443322: Akira the aged Spirit King of Kara-Tur

795698: a dark figure of a knight enveloped by darkness

1205129: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits 

351037: Kilgader the Packmaster stands here, commanding the vermin

660447: the black dread

448575: Akira the aged Spirit King of Kara-Tur

the banshee spectre of Napoleon von .., 406916 exp

907848: Rechendak, the Elementalist, Lord of the Cloud and the Giants

689388: A towering demon, swathed in black  
diced 6th

660668: Patrick Amberley 

2081993: Chopper, the shopkeeper

[21:48]:Sarmangoth [party]: wait
[21:48]:Tarken [party]: hum
[21:48]:Sarmangoth [party]: ressing nina
[21:48]:Sarmangoth [party]: i need exp
[21:48]:Bam [party]: hoho
[21:48]:Tarken [party]: HAAAAAAAAAA

396369: Patrick Amberley
I led :)

Old kill, missing from blog.
1294097: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undead

584628: Arathrua the bone dragon is leeching the world from power
841149: Judas the traveler of thousands worlds is here meditating
Inra didn't have shield, so no kill. :(

                  |  Damage done | Healing done | Damage taken
--------------------------------------------------------------
1. Sarmangoth     |     26.9456% |      0.0000% |      2.7281%
2. Tarken         |     25.1636% |      0.0000% |      6.5174%
3. Daerid         |     17.7645% |      0.0000% |     11.4908%
4. Turska         |     17.3079% |      0.0000% |      5.8806%
5. Drakhan        |      9.5522% |      0.0000% |      5.1939%
6. Ahvensurma     |      1.7284% |      0.0000% |     40.4923%
7. Eksrei         |      1.5377% |      0.0000% |     24.8314%
8. Brurin         |      0.0000% |    100.0000% |      2.8654%

135198: A long, coiled wyrm is crawling around (crippled) 

403260: Patrick Amberley

513316: Patrick Amberley

547998: Patrick Amberley

350265: Araas, the beautiful Queen of Ice 

Did LQ53 Shamanic Deed after 2 days of fucking around and trying to figure it
out.
601862: Saelli, the false lord of the underworld

577631: Akira the aged Spirit King of Kara-Tur  

>Panther, Tiger, reset the PMU! Option command power! Option command escape!
>Cheetah, Puma, force quit, restart!

(01:58) Jacen tells you 'can you fix my sera ring before you reinc plz?'
(02:06) You tell Jacen (idle 7min and 55s) 'Error 83732: Unknown player
interaction.'
(02:07) Jacen tells you 'whats that'
(02:07) You tell Jacen 'Error 83732: Unknown player interaction.'
(02:07) Jacen tells you 'whats that'
(02:07) You tell Jacen 'Error 83732: Unknown player interaction.'
(02:07) Jacen tells you 'wtf is Error 83732: Unknown player interaction.'
(02:07) You tell Jacen 'Error 83732: Unknown player interaction.'
(02:09) @Jacen boggles at you.
(02:10) You tell Jacen 'Crash dump:(Error 83732) Access violation:
2321x998762D34CK. "reply Sure I can fIXxx your SeRa ring."'
(02:11) Jacen tells you 'your tells are broken'
(02:11) You tell Jacen 'Error 83732: Unknown player interaction.'
(02:11) You tell Jacen 'Kernel Fault at address 0x000028192. Read violation.'
(02:12) Jacen tells you 'you might want to quit / reenter :P'
(02:12) You tell Jacen 'Error 83732: Unknown player interaction.'
(02:13) Jacen tells you 'did an arch fuck your tell send ability?:D'
(02:14) You tell Jacen 'STOP 0x000000ED UNMOUNTABLE_BOOT_VOLUME::Archwizard
present|\\disabling triggers'
(02:14) Kragan tells you 'whys jacen up your ass?'
(02:14) @Jacen goes 'Heh' at you.
(02:14) Jacen tells you 'email me'
(02:14) You tell Jacen 'STOP 0x000000EA, (0x81774538,0x81a8fc78,0x8193e490,0x00
000001) THREAD_STUCK_IN_DEVICE_DRIVER'
(02:15) You tell Kragan 'shush..I'm just fucking with him really bad...don't
say anything to him :D'
(02:15) Jacen tells you 'use create money at archwizard'
(02:16) You tell Jacen 'Dumping triggers: Threat possible. Goodbye'
(02:17) Jacen tells you 'lel' (Fri Dec 05 02:16:54 2008)
(02:17) You tell Jacen 'Hey dude, what's up?'
(02:17) Jacen tells you 'this is whats up'
(02:17) Jacen tells you 'Displaying last tells to you.'
(02:17) Jacen tells you '(02:10) Tarken tells you 'Crash dump:(Error 83732)
Access violation: 2321x998762D34CK.'
(02:17) Jacen tells you ' "reply Sure I can fIXxx your SeRa ring."''
(02:17) Jacen tells you '(02:11) Jacen tells you 'test''
(02:17) Jacen tells you '(02:11) Tarken tells you 'Error 83732: Unknown player
interaction.''
(02:17) Jacen tells you '(02:11) Tarken tells you 'Kernel Fault at address
0x000028192. Read violation.''
(02:17) Jacen tells you '(02:12) Tarken tells you 'Error 83732: Unknown player
interaction.''
(02:17) Jacen tells you '(02:14) Tarken tells you 'STOP 0x000000ED
UNMOUNTABLE_BOOT_VOLUME::Archwizard'
(02:17) Jacen tells you ' present|\\disabling triggers''
(02:17) Jacen tells you '(02:14) Tarken tells you 'STOP 0x000000EA,
(0x81774538,0x81a8fc78,0x8193e490,0x00000001)'
(02:17) Jacen tells you '  THREAD_STUCK_IN_DEVICE_DRIVER''
(02:17) Jacen tells you '(02:15) Kragan tells you 'no response at all''
(02:17) Jacen tells you '(02:16) Tarken tells you 'Dumping triggers: Threat
possible. Goodbye''
(02:17) Jacen tells you '(02:17) Tarken tells you 'Hey dude, what's up?''
(02:17) Jacen tells you 'Ok.'
(02:18) You tell Kragan 'hahaha'
(02:18) You tell Kragan and Jacen 'HAHAHAHHAHA JACEN YOU MOTHERFUCKER I PWND
YOU SO BAD'
(02:18) Jacen tells Kragan and you 'knew you were either faking it or got
fucked by arch:D'

You are prepared to do the skill.
An ethereal blue scalpel appears in your left hand.
You take your saw and start cutting into Amd's head. Oh, you almost forgot,
anesthesia! You quickly hit your patient with the handle of the saw to the
back of his skull and resume sawing. Swoosh swoosh goes the saw and bone dust
flies. Finally, you get to pry open his head. Mmm, brains... You pour the
liquid out of the jar and fish out the slippery brain part and stuff it in the
open skull. The lid is a thight fit, you hit it with the saw a few times to
get it fit properly. A few stitches here and there, and we're done. Now, you
just have to wait and see if the operation was a success or not. That is, if
the patient ever wakes up...

Santa Days 2008
Day 1: a steel dirk + a four-leafed clover
Day 2: a red christmas hat with a jingle bell
Day 3: a red christmas hat with a jingle bell
Day 4: a red christmas hat with a jingle bell
Day 5: a darksteel sleeve
Day 6: a iron harpoon
Day 7: a red christmas hat with a jingle bell
Day 8: From the present falls A special gnomic Christmas apparatus made of
moonstone.
...and it does nothing.
Day 9: a highsteel sceptre
Day 10: an iron rapier
Day 11: a red christmas hat with a jingle bell
Day 12: a red christmas hat with a jingle bell
Day 13: a silk breastplate
Day 14: a Meia Encosta
Day 15: a highsteel bra
Day 16: pewter sandals
Day 17: A Kirsberry
Day 18: Silver Great Belt <red glow>
Day 19: Halberd of Thunder
Day 20: a chromium breastplate
Day 21: a small ring of smoke
Day 22: a small ring of smoke
Day 23: Mirror breastplate <christmas glow> <red glow>
Day 24: a chromium eye patch

,-------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| Material                    Amount in Kg           Actual Kg            |
|-------------------------------------------------------------------------|
| Adamantium                  24                     16.63                |
| Alexandrite                 166                    128.074              |
| Aluminium                   96                     72.012               |
| Amber                       36                     29.798               |
| Amethyst                    100                    63.06                |
| Aquamarine                  268                    213.698              |
| Basalt                      167                    143.508              |
| Batium                      89                     86.959               |
| Bloodstone                  68                     45.973               |
| Bone                        209                    168.304              |
| Carnelian                   99                     75.081               |
| Cesium                      87                     80.9                 |
| Chalk                       74                     55.114               |
| Chromium                    193                    166.315              |
| Chrysoberyl                 87                     78.126               |
| Clay                        174                    128.583              |
| Coal                        30                     19.431               |
| Cobalt                      60                     49.815               |
| Copper                      582                    423.126              |
| Crystal                     228                    168.745              |
| Durandium                   151                    105.597              |
| Ebony                       753                    753                  |
| Electrum                    45                     27.43                |
| Emerald                     37                     24.787               |
| Garnet                      225                    207.186              |
| Gold                        143                    138.129              |
| Granite                     94                     68.259               |
| Hematite                    273                    203.908              |
| Illumium                    11                     10.743               |
| Indium                      128                    66.257               |
| Iron                        204                    164.566              |
| Kryptonite                  148                    145.588              |
| Lead                        49                     37.707               |
| Magnesium                   69                     58.114               |
| Mahogany                    153                    153                  |
| Malachite                   35                     30.897               |
| Mallorn                     424                    424                  |
| Marble                      38                     28.03                |
| Moonstone                   71                     65.658               |
| Moss agate                  28                     27.486               |
| Mowglite                    122                    116.386              |
| Nickel                      125                    110.692              |
| Nullium                     87                     64.858               |
| Obsidian                    52                     29.16                |
| Olivine                     331                    253.182              |
| Onyx                        81                     73.67                |
| Osmium                      352                    274.906              |
| Potassium                   96                     68.637               |
| Pyrite                      177                    152.764              |
| Rhodonite                   131                    98.91                |
| Ruby                        342                    305.878              |
| Sapphire                    219                    171.088              |
| Silver                      34                     26.187               |
| Slate                       126                    98.712               |
| Stone                       437                    276.417              |
| Sulphur                     78                     60.137               |
| Tin                         205                    178.496              |
| Topaz                       156                    108.174              |
| Tormium                     176                    142.132              |
| Tungsten                    194                    153.384              |
| Uranium                     56                     35.651               |
| Vanadium                    96                     68.901               |
| Zhentorium                  10                     14.577               |
| Zinc                        275                    238.812              |
| Zircon                      125                    85.678               |
`-------------------------------------------------------------------------'
| Total (Without woods)       8669                   6830.983             |
 -------------------------------------------------------------------------+
| Total (With woods)          9999                   8160.983             |
'-------------------------------------------------------------------------+
-- Now thats what I call hardcore mining :)

Musicians alm- Cyarus
Kings feast- Derevan
Vigilant Melody- Fyanna
Campfire tune- Gilian
Venturers way- Holm
Strength in unity- Malecketh
Uncontrollable mosh- Patricia
Sweet Lullaby- Razmatag
Jesters trivia- Sineyole
Noituloves dischord- Stringbreaker
War ensemble- Talos
Singing shepherd- Tinebring
Con fioco- Yomototh
Melodical embracement- Zantus
Soothing sounds- Otharus
Noituloves deathlore- Noitulove
Dancing blades- Vahearun
Clandestine thoughts- Dria
Catchy singalong- Endek
Pathfinder- Zord
Arches favour- Jolm
Sounds of silence- Aline
Melody of the misadventurer- Forsimnetu
Achromatic eyes- Zinbaf

You are done with the chant.
You play the instrument with an unbelievable speed: 'AeaH*h***Gdg' (Con fioco)
You watch with selfpride as your con fioco hits Hera.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Hera moves on to happier hunting grounds.
Hera is DEAD, R.I.P.

You are done with the chant.
You play the instrument with an unbelievable speed: 'AeaH*h***Gdg' (Con fioco)
You watch with selfpride as your con fioco hits Mother Cherilia.
Mother Cherilia dies in a massive pool of blood.
Mother Cherilia is DEAD, R.I.P.

You are done with the chant.
You play the instrument with an unbelievable speed: 'AeaH*h***Gdg' (Con fioco)
You watch with selfpride as your con fioco hits Nosractik, servant of evil.
Nosractik, servant of evil stops existing in this reality.
Nosractik, servant of evil is DEAD, R.I.P.

[17:33]:Jacen (wanted): hey wizards
[17:33]:Jacen (wanted): Mortis says 'But you are not experienced enough,
Jacen! With quick calculations it seems that you still need 0
[17:33]:Jacen (wanted):  experience.'

-------------------
New Game!
Rio de Janeiro 63 hand #6249
Dealer Moves to Seat 0
Lovebug posted the small blind: $25
???Ninja Tim! posted the big blind: $50
You were dealt: 2d, 10d
$$$Arnold$$$ called
Lovebug called
???Ninja Tim! checks
Flop: 7c, 5c, 3d
Lovebug checks
???Ninja Tim! checks
$$$Arnold$$$ checks
Turn: Kd
Lovebug checks
???Ninja Tim! checks
$$$Arnold$$$ checks
River: 6d
Lovebug raised by $50
???Ninja Tim! raised by $450
$$$Arnold$$$ raised by $450
Lovebug raised by $450
???Ninja Tim! called
$$$Arnold$$$ raised by $450
Lovebug raised by $450
???Ninja Tim! called
$$$Arnold$$$ called

SHOWDOWN!
Lovebug has 9s and 8s
???Ninja T has 2d and 10d
$$$Arnold$ has 6s and 9d

***???Ninja Tim! wins main pot of $5679 after rake with a flush to K.

***Lovebug wins side pot of $888 after rake with a straight to 9.

New Game!
Venice 01 hand #1573
Dealer Moves to Seat 2
�Ninja Tim! posted the small blind: $10
Robert Moss posted the big blind: $20
You were dealt: 2s, Ah
Will called
�Ninja Tim! called
Robert Moss checks
Flop: 10s, Jc, 5s
�Ninja Tim! checks
Robert Moss checks
Will raised by $320
�Ninja Tim! called
Robert Moss called
Turn: Ac
�Ninja Tim! raised by $500
Robert Moss raised by $500
Will called
�Ninja Tim! raised by $500
Robert Moss raised by $480
Will called
�Ninja Tim! called
River: Qc

SHOWDOWN!
Will has Qs and 3s
�Ninja T has 2s and Ah
Robert Mos has 8c and 7h

***�Ninja Tim! wins main pot of $6249 after rake with a pair of A's.

897042: Tom Bombadil is here feeding birds and bunnies.
646152: A scaled medusa with a paralyzing gaze 
583978: The spirit of Kourish Singh, the thirteenth ruler of the Clan 
Diced first, got my dex boots.

EQ to do before reinc:

Mining Set:
[ ] 5str Amulet of POWER- named
[X] 8str The lightning belt of Zeus -named
[X] 4dex The bracelet of Despair -named
[ ] 4dex The bracelet of Despair -named
[ ] 6str old jane cloak
[X] tunable the opal ring of Oystria -named
[X] tunable the opal ring of Oystria -named
[ ] 3dex Flute of Slave's Sigh -named
[ ] 3dex Flute of Slave's Sigh -named
[ ] 5wis The holy vest of Yak -named
[X] 6dex Great Yellow boots -named

Wis Set:
[ ] 6wis a pair of black boots -named
[ ] 6wis the gleaming blue collar of bengalore -named
[ ] 5wis the stone amulet of the earth elementalist -named

Spr Set:
[ ] 3spr purple glove -named
[ ] 3spr purple glove -named
[X] 3spr sparkling ruby ring -named
[X] 3spr sparkling ruby ring -named
[x] maxspr magic cloak -named

Dex set:
[X] 9dex staff of olympus -named
[ ] 9dex staff of olympus -named
[ ] 6dex helm of the crimson plume -named

554052: Apocalypse, the world crushing demon
Diced 2nd, got bracelet. I lead.

*****************************************************
Gotrek (party): 7
,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| 1.2   Amd           ldr 1407(1407)   20(  20) 281(425) | 100 |       248934
|
| 2.2   Gotrek        fol  585( 585) 1764(1875) 257(254) | 100 |       207312
|
| 3.2   Tarken        fol  723( 723)  861(1266) 230(230) |  86 |       196226
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'
 
Mother Cherilia is in excellent shape (100%).
 
Gotrek (party): 4
*****************************************************
,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| 1.2   Amd           ldr 1407(1407)   20(  20) 281(425) | 100 |       248934
|
| 2.2   Gotrek        fol  585( 585) 1764(1875) 257(254) | 100 |       207312
|
| 3.2   Tarken        fol  723( 723)  861(1266) 230(230) |  86 |       196226
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'
 
Mother Cherilia is in excellent shape (100%).
 
Gotrek (party): 1
Tick in 3 seconds
Mother Cherilia mutters the holy words 'Sanctum disqum' (Dispel undead)
Mother Cherilia grins as her dispel undead hits Gotrek.
Gotrek lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
Gotrek dies in a massive pool of blood.
Gotrek is DEAD, R.I.P.

Lead some eq for the first time. Lives were taken, many people died, but it
was a learning experience.
685511: Hera, Goddess of the Earth
370623: Patrick Amberley
Diced 3rd, walked away with named str belt for merchant reinc.

You know you're from Long Island when...
 1. Flip-flops are normal, even in January.
2. You know exactly what they mean when they say "Don't change at Jamaica." 
3. You know that The Drift Inn and Neptunes are in the same building, but you
also know that they are NOTHING alike.
4. Screw the SAT, you know the exact pronuncuation of Islip, Wantagh, Commack,
Mattituck, Shinnecock, Quogue, Ronkonkoma, Hauppauge, Mineola, Islandia,
Massapequa, and Patchogue. 
5. You and your friends are going to the beach, but the word beach never comes
up in the conversation. Instead, it sounds something like this..."Well, we
could go to Jones, but Robert Moses is closer, the North Shore is too
rocky...whatever lets go to the Hamptons." 
6. You have no idea what jimmies are, or why someone would want to put them on
their ice cream 
7. You have never used "wicked" as an adjective 
8. You know that Americana Manhasset is NOT a type of coffee 
9. You know that it's possible to take Jericho all the way to queens...but you
would never EVER do it 
10. Parallel parking in your drivers ed class was pointless...you only had to
do it next to one car
11. You live in the shadow of the greatest city in the world, but you almost
never go there. 
12. When you're away from Long Island, you love it and when you're home, you
don't. 
13. You think if you're not from Long Island or NYC, you're not really from
New York. 
14. You know the exact point at which Queens turns into Nassau simply on
intuition. 
15. You don't go to Manhattan, you go to "The City." 
16. You never realize you have an accent till you leave. 
17. Everything north of the Bronx is "upstate." 
18. At some point in your life you've gone clamming. 
19. Either your parents or your grandparents lived in the city. 
20. You'd pay $11.50 for a movie. 
21. You don't live in Long Island. You live ON Long Island. 
22. You know where the Commack Motor Inn is. 
23. Your distant future might involve the state of Florida. 
24. You know the location of 6 malls and a dozen McDonalds and 36 7-11's. 
25. You've tried to find the Amityville Horror house. 
26. No, you don't want mustard on that burger!! 
27. You can't understand why a diner would ever close. 
28. You've had a seagull poop on your car. 
29. You don't really see the big deal about the Hamptons, unless you got
smashed at the Boardy Barn. 
30. You know White Castle is terrible for you and it gives you a stomach ache,
but you periodically "Get the Crave." 
31. You want the Yankees to stay in the Bronx, but would probably go to more
games if they moved to Manhattan. 
32. You think that somehow, the Jets and Giants still play in New York. 
33. You've missed that "Drunk Train," the 2:42 out of Penn, and had the
dreaded wait until 5:30. 
34. You or someone you know has owned an animal that came from North Shore
Animal League. 
35. You've never taken an MTA bus. 
36. The Long Island Expressway isn't really as bad as everybody thinks. 
37. You don't associate Fire Island with gay men. 
38. You know which parts of the Godfather were filmed on Long Island. 
39. You've paid a $10 cover charge to get into a bar, but got nothing for it. 
40. You miss whiffle ball and running through sprinklers. 
41. Billy Joel said it best, "either you date a rich girl from the North
Shore, or a cool girl from the South Shore." 
42. You have or someone you know has fallen asleep on the LIRR and ended up in
one of these three places; Babylon, Port Washington or Hicksville. 
43. You know that there is a big different between any of the other hamptons,
and hampton bays
44. The Belt Parkway sucks! 
45. You've been stuck in a traffic jam for more than 2 hours (without moving).
46. Your parents took you to All American, Nathans or Carvel (on the way home
from the beach). 
47. You don't have to go far to see your family. 
48. You remember Grumman. 
49. You know the color of the water at Jones Beach is not BLUE! 
50. You were upset when all the Roy Rogers turned into Wendy's and Arby's
closed for good. 
51. You can spout off all the LIRR stops between Penn Station and Ronkonkoma. 
52. Paying $35 for a haircut doesn't sound so crazy. 
53. You think the people from Brooklyn are "da wunz dat tawk wit a accent." 
54. You went sledding in the sumps. 
55. You knew of Massapequa before the Amy Fisher-Joey Buttafuoco nightmare. 
56. You think going to Queens is a hike. 
57. The first time you heard the term "Long Island Iced Tea" you were
somewhere else and you laughed. 
58. When you live somewhere else and are astounded to see that people actually
stop at yellow lights. 
59. Its rare to get really bad bagels or pizza on long island, almost as rare
as it is to get good bagels and pizza anywhere else.
60. You can name at least three bands that came from Long Island. 
61. You've partied in the woods at least once in your life.
62. You know what Pilgram State and Sweet Hallow Road are...and you are NEVER
going again 
63. You are never more then 20 minutes away from the water.
64. You have been to at least one concert at jones beach.
65. When you hear "the end", you think Montauk. Orient Point never crosses
your mind.
66. Wandering around Fire Island trashed is an acceptable plan for any night.
67. Doing 90 over the Robert Moses bridge or on Ocean Parkway is perfectly
fine.
68. When you say that you are going to "the outlets", Tanger is implied.
69. You have a friends who swears they saw Billy Joel somewhere in Oyster Bay
70. When people ask "where are you from?" you answer Long-Guy-Land and
automatically assume everyone in the world knows that answer means New York. 
71. You've seen the commercials, and you've craved their shakes, but you know
damn well there are no DQ's or Sonics on Long Island.
72. You remember all the good times had at Nunleys, and the emotional distress
it caused when it was closed down.
73. When you or someone you know attends SUNY Albany, Buffalo, or Binghamton
74. Half priced appetizers at applebees is an acceptable end to any night. 

473347: Isseth the guardian demon, bound by magical chains for eternity (3man)

671471: the black dread
656674: Apocalypse, the world crushing demon
584333: The spirit of Kourish Singh, the thirteenth ruler of the Clan

,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| Party Name: Epic Experience              (Members:  3) | Exp Tot:   7228495
|
| Created: Mon May 26 20:13:10 2008        ( 4h 59m 32s) | Exp/min:     24094
|
|========================================================|====================|
| Place  Name      Status      HP         SP        EP   | Lvl |   Experience
|
|========================================================|=====|==============|
| 1.3   Ottie         fol  879(1046)  522( 556) 361(514) |  85 |      1849244
|
| 1.2   Tarken        ldr  679( 679)  500( 500) 589(300) |  77 |      1830539
|
| 1.1   Pangi         fol  796( 796)  452( 452) 424(422) |  89 |       555400
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you pummel, with dozens of chain punches, Minotaur
commander inducing a light welt.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you uppercut Guard causing massive internal trauma.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you dragon-claw Bear breaking bones and inducing
screaming.

A mystic number echoes in the dark corridors of your feeble mind '6666'

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you jump up and side-kick Savage man ripping out a still
beating heart.

[22:00]:Tarken [party]: <( I have an interview for a job promotion to a
supervisory position. )>
[22:00]:Trae [party]: good luck mate
[22:00]:Tarken [party]: <( thanks )>
[22:01]:Fitsio [party]: if you need a peer review i can write some nice words
about how good you are in leading exp party :)
[22:01]:Trae [party]: hah
[22:01]:Tarken [party]: <( lol )>

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you spinning backfist Genova breaking virtually all major
bones.

Oldmage frantically waves his hands and yells 'gwwaaajj' (Summon)
Maximus suddenly snaps out of existence.
Maximus snaps into existence.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Muscular lizard
gladiator ripping out a still beating heart.

Stone Guardian flaps arms and utters the magic words 'cah mar nak semen'
(Icebolt)
An icebolt hits you.
Stone Guardian takes a dismembered slush of Stone Guardian.
Stone Guardian flaps arms and utters the magic words 'cah mar nak semen'
(Icebolt)
An icebolt hits you.
That really HURT!
Your body is almost FROZEN solid!
Stone Guardian flaps arms and utters the magic words 'cah mar nak semen'
(Icebolt)
Stone Guardian's fingertips are surrounded with swirling ENERGY as it casts
the spell.
An icebolt hits you.
That really HURT!
Your body is almost FROZEN solid!
You are no longer stunned.
[No Longer Stunned]
You fall unconscious from the pain.

You die.

Tarken [report]: Gained 22 Navy Reputation. Now at 1337.

Session summary:
Time: 17 hours 42 minutes 3 seconds
Experience gained: 3254218
Experience lost: 0
Experience spent: 3369531
Gold difference: -43709.00
New areas explored: 40
Battle skill summary:
 Hits: 4988 Misses: 2416 Parries: 0 Ripostes: 0 Stuns: 57
 Criticals: 156 Dodges: 1212 Tumbles: 398 Stunned Maneuvers: 12

Tarken [party]: <()>-- how long does toxic dilution usually last? --<()>

You can hear someone shouting out a sale.
The merchant says 'This city has potential.'
hp: 928 (993) [+26] sp: 569 (569) [] ep: 438 (438) [] cash: 0 [] exp: 361104
[]
A green flash momentarily surrounds you and then vanishes.
Tarken [report]: Toxic Dilution Expires. [7m54s]
 
The merchant says 'If only people weren't so scared of the church.'
Lozlo [report]: Full Hp.
You say 'Oh', with a blank look on your face.
 
Lozlo [party]: that long

Avenging angel mutters the holy words 'Ez' div' (Dispel evil)
A dispel evil hits you.
party report Hit by a [dispel evil]
That really HURT!
pp HURT!
You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!
You are no longer stunned.
party report Broke Stun
[No Longer Stunned]
You fall unconscious from the pain.
Blood pours from your wounds!
You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!
*****************************************************
pss
x
Avenging angel successfully parries Lysander's slash.
Avenging angel bumps you causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Avenging angel misses you.
Avenging angel slaps you causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You die.

Lysander is the new leader of the party.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.


Lysander [party]: Tarken is UNCONSCIOUS!

Tarken [report]: Hit by a [dispel evil]
 
Tarken [party]: <()>-- HURT! --<()>
 
Tarken [report]: Broke Stun
 
,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.
| 1.3   Lysander      ldr 1048(1194)   18(  18) 250(406) |  85 |       272919
|
| ?.?   Tarken        mbr    1( 907)  176( 539) 445(465) |  77 |       265025
|
`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'
 
Avenging angel is in excellent shape.
 
hp: 1 (907) [-240] sp: 176 (539) [] ep: 445 (465) [] cash: 0 [] exp: 81187 []

You toe-kick Social worker causing major annoyance.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
p report Critted the fucker!
Grinning diabolically you twist and throw Social worker ripping out a still
beating heart.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
p report Critted the fucker!
Grinning diabolically you foot-sweep Social worker ripping out a still beating
heart.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
p report Critted the fucker!
Grinning diabolically you stomp-kick Social worker ripping out a still beating
heart.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
A large cavity replaces Social worker's chest.
Social worker is DEAD, R.I.P.
 
Triple Crit :D

Confirmed Special Explore rooms:
Ochimo
Temple of All Gods
Buckthorn (thickets only)
Old Forest
Pier
School of Lumine
Rusty Shield
Beastlands
Anthill
Ancona
Perin's
Abandoned Valley
Doobie's
That is 12 confirmed of the 24 I have.
I'll pay 20k if you confirm another, 200k if you get me a new one.

Akira

Tarken has survived the barrage of Hot potatoes.

You receive a few jewels as a momento of your success.
You just gained 1 style points in Shadow Sabres guild.

You also receive a right to use a rank! See 'rank list'.
This is a challenge trophy.

pp STAR CRIT!!!
Golloth sinks Woodpecker causing skin to sizzle.
Woodpecker successfully dodges Golloth's bite.
Golloth jostles Woodpecker causing a minor twiddling.
Golloth jostles Woodpecker causing small burns.
Woodpecker successfully dodges Golloth's bash.
You lightly cut Woodpecker causing a small scratch.
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you uncontrollably slash Woodpecker causing a sick amount
of disgusting wounds.
Your battle cadence grants you another attack!
You cut Woodpecker causing a small scratch.
Woodpecker sticks Golloth causing a small wound.
Woodpecker sticks Golloth causing a small wound.
Woodpecker bites Golloth producing large scratches.
Kekemon claps her hands and whispers 'judicandus mangenic' (Cure critical
wounds)
Kekemon emanates bright white light as she finishes her spell.

316253: Artemis, the master of all mages 

593698: Golux, the master conjurer of slime 

You are done with the chant.
You play the instrument with an unbelievable speed: 'AeaH*h***Gdg' (Con fioco)
You watch with selfpride as your con fioco hits Saelli.
YUCH, Saelli's entrails spill all over the place.
Saelli is DEAD, R.I.P.
474352: Saelli, the false lord of the underworld  

***REINFORCEMENT PRICING***
                   Class 3    Class 4    Class 5    Class6
Primary Hull

Loyalty +5         1,500k     2,000k     2,500k     3,000k
Loyalty +4         1,300k     1,800k     2,300k     2,800k
Loyalty +3         1,150k     1,650k     2,150k     2,650k
Loyalty +2         1,000k     1,500k     2,000k     2,500k
Loyalty +1         900k       1,400k     1,900k     2,400k
Damage +4          1,250k     1,500k     1,750k     2,000k
Damage +3          1,100k     1,350k     1,600k     1,850k
Damage +2          1,000k     1,250k     1,500k     1,750k
Speed +4           1,500k     1,750k     2,000k     2,250k
Speed +3           1,250k     1,500k     1,750k     2,000k
Speed +2           1,000k     1,250k     1,500k     1,750k
HP +2              3,000k     3,500k     4,000k     4,500k 
HP +1              2,500k     3,000k     3,500k     4,000k
Resist All         4,500k     5,000k     5,500k     6,000k
Major Stasis       4,500k     5,000k     5,500k     6,000k
Major Phys         2,500k     3,000k     3.500k     4,000k
Major Elec         2,500k     3,000k     3,500k     4,000k
Major Cold         3,000k     3,500k     4,000k     4,500k
Major Fire         3,000k     3,500k     4,000k     4,500k
Major Pois         3,000k     3,500k     4,000k     4,500k
Major Acid         3,500k     4,000k     4,500k     5,000k
Major Asphyx       3,500k     4,000k     4,500k     5,000k
Minor Phys + HP    3,000k     3,500k     4,000k     4,500k 
Minor Phys         2,000k     2,500k     3,000k     3,500k
Minor Elec         2,000k     2,500k     3,000k     3,500k
Minor Cold         2,000k     2,500k     3,000k     3,500k
Minor Fire         2,000k     2,500k     3,000k     3,500k
Minor Pois         2,000k     2,500k     3,000k     3,500k
Minor Acid         2,000k     2,500k     3,000k     3,500k
Minor Asphyx       2,000k     2,500k     3,000k     3,500k

                   Class 3    Class 4    Class 5    Class6
Secondary Hull

Loyalty +5         750k       1,000k     1,250k     1,500k 
Loyalty +4         650k       900k       1,150k     1,400k
Loyalty +3         575k       825k       1,075k     1,325k
Loyalty +2         500k       750k       1,000k     1,250k
Loyalty +1         450k       700k       950k       1,200k
Damage +4          625k       750k       875k       1,000k
Damage +3          550k       675k       800k       925k
Damage +2          500k       625k       750k       875k
Speed +4           1,000k     1,250k     1,500k     1,750k
Speed +3           750k       1,000k     1,250k     1,500k
Speed +2           500k       750k       1,000k     1,250k
HP +2              1,500k     1,750k     2,000k     2,250k
HP +1              1,250k     1,500k     1,750k     2,000k
Resist All         2,250k     2,500k     2,750k     3,000k
Major Stasis       2,250k     2,500k     2,750k     3,000k
Major Phys         1,250k     1,500k     1,750k     2,000k
Major Elec         1,250k     1,500k     1,750k     2,000k
Major Cold         1,500k     1,750k     2,000k     2,250k
Major Fire         1,500k     1,750k     2,000k     2,250k
Major Pois         1,500k     1,750k     2,000k     2,250k
Major Acid         1,750k     2,000k     2,250k     2,500k
Major Asphyx       1,750k     2,000k     2,250k     2,500k
Minor Phys + HP    1,500k     1,750k     2,000k     2,250k
Minor Phys         1,000k     1,250k     1,500k     1.750k
Minor Elec         1,000k     1,250k     1,500k     1.750k
Minor Cold         1,000k     1,250k     1,500k     1.750k
Minor Fire         1,000k     1,250k     1,500k     1.750k
Minor Pois         1,000k     1,250k     1,500k     1.750k
Minor Acid         1,000k     1,250k     1,500k     1.750k
Minor Asphyx       1,000k     1,250k     1,500k     1.750k

Sail Reinforcements

                   Class 3    Class 4    Class 5    Class6

Pirate Loyalty     2,500k     3,000k     3,500k     4,000k
HP +2              2,000k     2,500k     3,000k     3,500k
HP +1              1,500k     1,750k     2,000k     2,250k
Speed              2,000k     2,500k     3,000k     3,500k
Major Cold         1,500k     1,750k     2,000k     2,250k
Minor Cold         1,250k     1,500k     1,750k     2,000k
Major Elec         2,500k     3,000k     3,500k     4,000k
Minor Elec         1,500k     1,750k     2,000k     2,250k

Darvenport [merchant]: AARRRRRRR!!!! We have a new Master Shipwright joining
our ranks! Congratulations to
 Tarken!!

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                   )_)  )_)  )_)
                  )___))___))___)\
                 )____)____)_____)\\
               _____|____|____|____\\\__
      ---------                   /---------
        ^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
          ^^^^      ^^^^     ^^^    ^^
               ^^^^      ^^^

Waves crash against the shore and dragons roar!!!
    Fireworks burst over the Arelium Shipyards..
    Congratulations to our newest Shipwright!

                     Tarken

He joins other recent Shipwrights:
Daria, Malacoda, Caruth, Spid and Solarhawk

Jarear appears out of a rift and says 'Congratulations!'
Jarear snaps his fingers and you realize you are back home.
You realize that you now know how to construct assault magi quarters.

coming soon to a theatre near you

Finally, after almost three years of merchanting, one of my greatest dreams
has finally come true. Over 2 Sundays, some wonderful people gathered together
to help me build my shipbuilding eq set, even though it offered little gain to
them and several deaths. And for that, I thank them. So here are the results:
 
Sun Sep 30 2007:
32297: Chance Scheider, commanding the recruits
160346: Rallo Mosston, a barsoomian master cannoneer, sitting on the cannon
338783: venerable blue mage overseeing the lighthouse
Members: Awed, Azgaroth, Louen, Blacksmith, Goodgulf, Ooga, Fenster, Acidia
 
Sun Oct 07 2007:
438596: A feminine figure in a bright red hooded robe
250726: Syndyna, captain of the SHA Phenomenon
Members: Khar, Louen, Awed, Fenster, Hymn, Blacksmith, Axl, Capula

Your test has begun. You must survive ten spell assaults, each one stronger
than the last. There are seven damagetypes to choose from, during the test you
must be hit by each at least once. You do not have to take all 10 hits if you
do not think you will survive, you will be returned home after the time has
elapsed.

Command: hitme <non,fire,cold,lightning,acid,asphyx,poison>

You have been hit 9 times.

You have been hit by non-elemental damage.
You have been hit by fire.
You have been hit by cold damage.
You have been hit by lightning.
You have been hit by acid.
You have been asphyxiated.
You have suffered poison.

2min and 23s remain.
 
You heal much of your own wounds.
You feel like yourself again.
party say Acid Shield Expires. [12m25s]
party report Acid Shield Expires. [12m25s]
You wonder where the light is coming from.
hitme non
A grey missile streaks in from the side and slams into you!
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
 sc

hp: 1 (756) [-755] sp: 256 (490) [] ep: 425 (395) [] cash: 0 [] exp: 4063 []
party report Full Hp.
Jarear appears out of a rift and says 'Congratulations!'
Jarear snaps his fingers and you realize you are back home.
You realize that you now know how to construct defense magi quarters.

You are done with the chant.
You roar: 'III want to ROAR, III want to SLAM, III want to bash your ass! Hit
the WALLS! Hit the WALLS! Go,
 go go I'll screw the BASS! Hit the WALLS! Hit the WALLS!'
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Archwizard loses the privilege to live.
Archwizard is DEAD, R.I.P.
Archwizard died.
You hit Archwizard, Archwizard and Archwizard with your song.
hp: 0 (608) [] sp: 206 (480) [-137] ep: 378 (378) [] cash: 822 [] exp: 63754
[+1983]

Spell                 Material           Reagent
---------------------------------------------------------------------
acid blast            olivine            handful of olivine powder
acid shield           stone              stone cube
acid storm            bloodstone         pair of interlocked rings
armour of aether      highsteel          small highsteel disc
aura of wind          leather            tiny leather bag (empty)
blast vacuum          bronze             bronze marble
cold ray              steel              steel arrowhead
electrocution         electrum           small piece of electrum wire
flame shield          glass              small glass cone
frost shield          fur                grey fur triangle
golden arrow          copper             copper rod
hailstorm             onyx               handful of onyx gravel
killing cloud         ebony              ebony tube
lava blast            granite            granite sphere
lava storm            cobalt             blue cobalt cup (empty)
lightning shield      iron               small iron rod
lightning storm       tungsten           cluster of tungsten wires
magic eruption        platinum           tiny platinum hammer
repulsor aura         quartz             quartz prism
shield of detox.      amethyst           tiny amethyst crystal
summon carnal spores  mallorn            silvery bark chip 
vacuum globe          brass              small fan

You are prepared to do the skill.
A blue flicker surrounds your hands.
You heft stout dwarven mining axe <purple glow> in preparation of mining.
You heft stout dwarven mining axe <orange glow> in preparation of mining.
Some rocks fall down the shaft.
The supports collapse!
Suddenly, the excavation caves in!
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
hp: 0 (626) [-626] sp: 384 (488) [] ep: 281 (341) [-27] cash: 0 [] exp: 5059
[]
Yet, I still live :D

Pyggins {party}: goodbye cruel world!
Pyggins rolls his eyes wildly and exclaims 'gtzt mar nak grttzt' (Golden
arrow)
As Pyggins casts the spell, he pulls out a copper rod which bursts into a
million prismatic starbursts.
Pyggins grins as his golden arrow hits himself.
Magical rifts open above Pyggins and hideous rays of POWER combine his spell.
Pyggins lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
Pyggins is dogfood.
Pyggins is DEAD, R.I.P.
Pyggins dies.
Pyggins's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.
Ghost of Pyggins {report}: <(Mana Essence Crit!)>
Ghost of Pyggins {report}: <(DCrit 2)>
Ghost of Pyggins {report}: <(That HURT!)>
Ghost of Pyggins {report}: <(Stun Broken)>
{party}: Ghost of Pyggins is DEAD!
Ghost of Pyggins {report}: (Unpain down) [13:02]
Hemicuda starts concentrating on a new spell.
Tarken [party]: wtf?
(party): Unacorda waves happily.
Ghost of Pyggins {party}: ooh good blast
Hemicuda claps her hands and whispers 'judicandus puorgo mangenic' (Major
party heal)
Unacorda (party): hes getting reagents
Tarken [party]: ah
Unacorda (party): hardcore-teleport
p say nods nods
Tarken [party]: nods nods 
Biga [party]: that was awesome

| Noituloves dischord             67% -  423     370   87.47% |

You gag violently and scream in pain as Boa constrictor tightens her
strangling wire.
You GASP for air and wish you could breathe!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Boa constrictor pushes you.
hp: 2 (626) [-145] sp: 224 (483) [] ep: 295 (383) [] cash: 217 [] exp: 108583
[]
You are done with the chant.
You sing: 'dIsCHoRD' (Noituloves dischord)
You watch with selfpride as your noituloves dischord hits Boa constrictor.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
A large hole replaces Boa constrictor's face.
Boa constrictor is DEAD, R.I.P.

+---------------------------------------------------------------------------+
|                            Tarken and Hannibal                            |
|         Bringing professional Merchanting to the BatMUD community!        |
+---------------------------------------------------------------------------+
|Shipwork  -Prices do not include special items         |                   |
|CLASS UPGRADES:           MODULES:                     |                   |
|Class 1         - 200k    *Console        50k        __-__    |            |
|  +3 str or +3 con item   *Crows Nest     30k        ) |  \ __-__          |
|Class 1->Class 2- 250k    *Galley         50k        | |   )) |  \         |
|  +5 wis or +5 dex item   *Sailor Qtrs    50k    |.  ._|___|| |   )\       |
|Class 2->Class 3-1750k    Cargo Hold     100k    ) '.`-|---'|_|___| '.     |
|  +7 wis or +7 int item   Lounge          90k   /    '.|     /|   ) |_\_.-'|
|Class 3->Class 4-2000k    Speed Magi      50k .'      '|    .-|.-.|_.-'    |
|  +4 hpr or +4 dam item   Captains Cabin 100k  '------------------|        |
|Class 4->Class 5-2250k    Lift Magi       75k  |                 /         |
|+10 con or +10 str item   Cannoneer Qtrs 200k   `_______________/          |
|Class 5->Class 6-2900k    Defense Qtrs    50k                              |
| +4r pr  or +5 spr item   Teleporter     200k                              |
|                          Assault Qtrs   125k                              |
|Costs subject to change if you cannot provide special items                |
|Notes: Captains cabin requires a scroll cabinet or an additional 55k       |
|FOR REINFORCEMENTS REFER TO 'blog tarken 34628'                            |
|*NOTE*NOTE*NOTE*NOTE*                                                      |
|In most cases shipwork will not be instantaneous, you will be placed in a  |
|job queue and informed of your place in queue as well as given a url where |
|you may check the progress of your ship at any time.                       |
+---------------------------------------------------------------------------+
|All orders can be placed with Tarken or Hannibal, and picked up with either|
+---------------------------------------------------------------------------+
|CHESTS:  ORDERS ACCEPTED!!!!|<()>---------------Reagents---------------<()>|
|1 slot- 15k 7 slots-150-200k|                                              |
|2 slots-20k 8 slots-200-250k|        All reagents are 110gp/reagent        |
|3 slots-30k 9 slots-250-300k|                                              |
|4 slots-50k 10slots-350-500k|                                              |
|5 slots-70k 11slots-400-450k|       Most reagents are in stock 5k+         |
|6 slots-90k 12slots-500k+   |Final order price will vary depending on size |
|***Bulk pricing available***|of order, repeat customers, etc. Please ASK!  |
+----------------------------+----------------------------------------------+

OK.....never put your life up on sales....
  
Shinarae utters the magic words 'gimmez a boltz'
Tarken whines and screams from the impact of a bolt of lightning.
Tarken lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
Tarken suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times violently, then
falls to the ground, lifeless.
Tarken is DEAD, R.I.P.
Tarken's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.