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Posted: 20 Jul 2016 07:25 [ permalink ]
Let's celebrate and drink this bottle !
The Legendary Wine of Plakhstan

You drink the wine and feel a tingling in your body.
Suddenly something snaps.
That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.


You die.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.

Posted: 15 May 2015 04:41 [ permalink ]
Mighty archmummy calls for the four horsemen saying (pestilence)
Mighty archmummy is polymorphed into a newt, from reflected spell.
Posted: 19 Apr 2015 05:02 [ permalink ]
Mob get tired of us not killing him. Many rounds not hitting him...
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Yves near death [nd] (0%)
GgrTF:  ---- SPELL STOPPED ----
You start chanting.
GgrTF: 'major party heal'
Yves taps his foot three times and utters the words (meteor blast)
Yves hesitates as he casts meteor blast.
Yves shudders as his meteor blast hits himself.
A dazzling spark races along the stream of green light between Flay and Yves!
Yves's skull splits
Posted: 01 Mar 2015 14:03 [ permalink ]
It is been done ! from not really highbie to power Newbie !
Tazliel is a level 13 eternal of the Kobold race.
Posted: 09 Dec 2014 05:58 [ permalink ]
1131355: Lear Rotth, the undead lord superior, infuriated beyond comp 
Posted: 26 Nov 2014 06:45 [ permalink ]
 1072749: Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala and protector
done in 30 mins or so, great leading by Parsin
Posted: 25 Nov 2014 07:05 [ permalink ]
 1060715: a high priestess of Esachen, protector of stability 
3rd tie in damage!
Posted: 21 Nov 2014 05:50 [ permalink ]
959065: lesser demon of draen-dalar  
Posted: 19 Nov 2014 06:07 [ permalink ]
 873714: Tel, the 85th incarnation of Asharu, the everfighting demon 
Posted: 08 Nov 2014 05:56 [ permalink ]
| 05:13  119778: a miniature statue of a headless                            
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| 05:25  124135: a miniature statue of a lion                                
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| 05:33  124491: a miniature statue of a demon                               
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| 05:41  125791: a miniature statue of a lion                                
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| 05:46  131739: a miniature statue of a cheeta                              
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| 05:53  110744: a miniature statue of a demon                               
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| 05:53 1032248: a massive iron statue has come to life                      
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| 05:54  129798: a miniature statue of a grizzly bear    

One mean statue down !
Posted: 31 Oct 2014 08:55 [ permalink ]
 31/10/14 | Scfen, the 84th incarnation of Ashar.., 895847 exp (party of 9)
very 1st Asharu !
3rd in damage as bardfolkruni :)
Posted: 28 Oct 2014 05:27 [ permalink ]
Wiespe stops existing in this reality.
Wiespe is DEAD, R.I.P.
1077570: Wiespe the lecherous vampire
as backbard
Posted: 18 Oct 2014 01:38 [ permalink ]
| 100| Tazliel      | Loremaster {30}           | 0s | karaoke DisaStar !    |
Posted: 14 Oct 2014 06:24 [ permalink ]
948946: BayPrixces Condito, Arch Mage of the Brotherhood of Sorcery  
Posted: 04 Oct 2014 07:31 [ permalink ]
 07:29  551669: Inra the valheru god (unholy)
Posted: 15 Jul 2014 04:41 [ permalink ]
You tell Pisano 'go enjoy the city, meet a sexy stranger :P'
Pisano tells you 'my wife would not appreciate that advice :)'
Mother bear growls.
Mother bear exclaims 'Seducing my husband! I'll get her for that!'
Mother bear growls.
Posted: 24 Jun 2014 16:00 [ permalink ]
Busy week ...
 1. 24/06/14 | Zyll, Supreme Master of Ndoki and So.., 1078527 exp (party of
9)
 2. 24/06/14 | A towering demon, swathed in black, 635008 exp (party of 9)
 3. 23/06/14 | the black dread, 591317 exp (party of 8)
 4. 24/06/14 | a black panther is resting here, 453739 exp (party of 9)
 5. 24/06/14 | Mokele Membee, the last dinosaur, 449208 exp (party of 9)
 6. 24/06/14 | Zoraya, 442559 exp (party of 9)
 7. 24/06/14 | Idi, Grand Master of Bantu, 402055 exp (party of 9)
 8. 21/06/14 | the ice dragon, freezing the world, 338885 exp (party of 6)
 9. 22/06/14 | Lord Chaos, 320122 exp (party of 5)
10. 24/06/14 | a red eyed triceratops is here, 292976 exp (party of 9)
Posted: 09 Jun 2014 06:20 [ permalink ]
Raztax is Dead !
Another great Misfits+ party lead by Senson, only like a dozen deaths or so
(j/k :)
Your current top10 kills are:
    Solo: a baby blue whale, 123550 exp
    Party: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushi.., 1104858 exp (party of 9)

Hail Misfits, killing mobs in a non conventional ways since 2014
Posted: 13 Mar 2014 05:04 [ permalink ]
First eq mob as bard folk ael satyr
04:46  564337: A towering demon, swathed in black  (leader Senson)
Posted: 12 Jun 2013 04:19 [ permalink ]
Senson tells you 'i like ya so want to use ya'
You tell Senson 'that sounds dirty'
Senson tells you 'ya, i sound gay sometimes lol'
Posted: 02 May 2013 06:13 [ permalink ]
06:10  449666: Grimoor, Lord of Ultimate Chaos  
4 man, 3 uber players and measly me as tank.
Posted: 20 Apr 2013 06:52 [ permalink ]
solo tanked with uber mage prot/blast
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| 06:51  262844: a giant wild boar                                           
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Posted: 21 Mar 2013 05:44 [ permalink ]
 05:07    8640: a vicious looking baboon                                     |
| 05:08    6904: a vicious looking baboon                                    
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| 05:17  156807: The King of all Baboons, ugly and stupid                    
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| 05:20    7156: A native priest is here performing some ritual              
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| 05:20    7404: A native priest is here performing some ritual              
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| 05:20   19733: The native lord is here praying                             
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| 05:23   11759: a baby scorpion is here                                     
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| 05:30  100788: a GIGANTIC scorpion is here                                 
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| 05:31    4850: an ugly and disgusting overgrown cockroach                  
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| 05:32    5688: an ugly and disgusting overgrown cockroach                  
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| 05:32    4664: an ugly and disgusting overgrown cockroach 
 05:33    2782: an ugly and disgusting overgrown cockroach                   |
| 05:33    1257: an ugly and disgusting overgrown cockroach                  
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| 05:34    1694: an ugly and disgusting overgrown cockroach                  
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| 05:34   26115: The Mother of all Cockroaches is here, proud and virtuous   
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| 05:34    1985: an ugly and disgusting overgrown cockroach        .
Posted: 15 Feb 2013 11:30 [ permalink ]
tanked/led (1 off, 1 mage, 1 tarm and me)
11:29  172682: The wise and powerful Snow Dog!                
Posted: 14 Feb 2013 05:43 [ permalink ]
new solo
05:42   71523: Abemond Nyderrabard the crafter of tunes                     
Posted: 05 Feb 2013 04:26 [ permalink ]
| 04:13  152781: Three headed Hell Hound                                     
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| 04:25  205615: Zorthas, the evil magician                                  
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Posted: 04 Feb 2013 05:28 [ permalink ]
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| 04:51   24765: a polar bear                                                
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| 04:52   30703: a frost giant guardian                                      
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| 05:09  244461: an icedragon called Alaxter                                 
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| 05:12   73513: a white unicorn                                             
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| 05:13   49810: a white pegasus                                             
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| 05:14   14584: a strong looking olog-hai troll                             
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Posted: 31 Jan 2013 03:43 [ permalink ]
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| 03:00  180626: a silent magician walking around, destinationless           
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| 03:04    7138: An Old Gnarled Willow stands here firmly.                   
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| 03:26  193043: The Old Man Willow has been standing here for ages.         
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| 03:35   94017: Goldberry, The Fair River-Daughter is here.                 
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Posted: 29 Jan 2013 15:14 [ permalink ]
First Groke Lead
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You just gained 29 style points in Shadow Sabres guild.
As the Groke lay on the ground, defeated, gasping for breath, she begins to
smile. The smile turns into a laugh, and further still into a sinister cackle!
She raises her arms, waving invisible shapes into the air with increasing
speed! Arctic winds swirl around the area, keeping her safe from further harm
and carrying her back to her castle in the frozen north.
After the winds die down, you notice a small box on the ground as well as the
Groke's coin purse!
City Guard shouts 'The Groke has vanished! Everything is back to normal.'
Posted: 13 Jun 2012 10:43 [ permalink ]
The platform.
You are standing on the platform. It is retreaded with some kind of parquet,
made of lacquered wood. This is where you can perform your arts and others in
the amphitheater before you will see and hear. Behind you is nothing but a
screening blue curtain.
A list of instructions lies on the floor.
Obvious exits are: s and se.
%Tazliel looks slowy around the room, taking good measure of the audience
%Tazliel pauses and takes a deep breath before starting with a strong yet
    gentle voice
%Tazliel says 'Fierce Warriors and Mighty Wizards, Fellow Storytellers, it is
    an honor for me to be in front of you in the magnificent city of
ShadowKeep.
    ..'
%Tazliel says 'for it is for your entertainment that I will introduce a
    character famous amongst my people...'
%Tazliel says 'for today you will encounter Tazghul the Smart Orc !'
%Tazliel says 'A long time ago, in my country, orcs were widely known to be
    creatures of darkness and sheer strength'
%Tazliel whispers '(bloody murderers scared by the sun)'
%Tazliel says 'they were at war with the other creatures of the lands,
Graceful
    elves, Proud Dwarves, Cunning Hobbits and the ever expanding Humans'
%Tazliel says 'the war was endless as each side gains were fading as the night
    followed the day.'
%Tazliel says 'but the NightCrawlers were on the verge of a major
breakthrough'
%Tazliel eyes Gorehound suspiciously.
%Tazliel says 'with unholy magic, the puppermaster of the creature of darkness
    bred a new type of monsters, half Day half Night, bound to their master by
    links stronger than iron.'
%Tazliel whispers '(rapists and slavers)'
%Tazliel says 'Of this new breed, an unlikely hero would emerge.'
%Tazliel says 'Born of the seed of Man from the womb of she-orc, raised in the
    deep caves, some whispers that he was in fact a Maiar reincarnated.'
%Tazliel winks at Ggr knowingly
%Tazliel says 'As from a very young age, he showed cunning well beyond the
    realm of mortals.'
%Tazliel makes a pause and takes a more cheerful, almost folksy voice.
%Tazliel says 'That one time for instance, when the lad was still in training
    the pits of a mountain we Valar call Mordor.'
%Tazliel says 'He had acquired an elven helmet by some unknown means and even
    though it was not a great item, he was quite attached to it.'
%Tazliel says 'Coming back from a hunt, Tazghul couldn't find the sentimental
    headgear nowhere.'
%Tazliel looks around quickly as if searching for something.
%Tazliel says 'He quickly thought about his situation and the next morning
...'
%Tazliel jumps and stomps on the stage, creating a noisy impression of a
    rampage.
%Tazliel makes such a noise that Felder wakes up from a drunken sleep
%Tazliel says '"Orcs and Halfings! Trolls and Kobolds! An item of little value
    but of great sentimental importance has been taken from me by one of
you!"'
%Tazliel says '"If it is not back on my cot by three days, I shall do what
Azog
    the Great did and whatever may be shall be!'
%Tazliel is now taking back the jovial and folksy voice.
%Tazliel says 'Needless to say in Orcish, there was more grunts and less words
    but that's how it has been passed down by countless generations of Valar
    bards'
%Tazliel says 'The whole training camp was confused and shocked as none of the
    taskmasters intervened. They all had heard of Azog but what terrible
things
    would befall if Tazghul did not get his helmet back ?'
%Tazliel says 'On the second day, Tazghul started spreading rumours. Oh surely
    he would abhor do such things, but he worshipped the great Azog as all
    young Orcs should.'
%Tazliel says 'And he would have no choice to do nothing less than what his
    Hero would.'
%Tazliel takes a longer pause, sighs deeply before continuing...
%Tazliel says 'On the morning of the third day, the helmet was on Tazghul's
    cot.'
%Tazliel says 'Without a word, he took it, put it on his head and went back to
    his daily duties...'
%Tazliel says 'The whole camp was in terrified awe, as it was unheard that
    missing belongings ever returned without at least a few deaths.'
%Tazliel fiddles with his crude picollo and starts again, in a much lower,
    secretive, voice...
%Tazliel says 'Later that night the head taskmaster summoned the young man-orc
    to his hut and asked...'
%Tazliel says '"I see you got your helmet back, I heard your claim to do what
    the Great Azog would have done."'
%Tazliel says '"This alone put enough fear in the heart of the thief. But now,
    tell me, what would have Azog done ?"'
%Tazliel says 'Tazghul waited a moment before answering, as if he never even
    considered the question before and replied...'
%Tazliel scans the audience for reaction...
%Tazliel says '"Oh well, I guess he would have stolen another one somewhere."
    he answered in a matter-of-fact voice...'
%Tazliel says 'Upon hearing this, the taskmaster decided to send Tazghul away
    from the training pits, to the special place where Uruk-Hai were.'
%Tazliel says 'but this, my friends, is another story.'
%Tazliel bows deeply three times with a grand hat gesture, first to Ggr, then
    to Glaurung and finally to the audience.
%Tazliel walks off stage through the curtain.]