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Posted: 28 Aug 2019 14:20 [ permalink ]
Apparatus research continues apace. We've now worked out what all known
apparatuses are for, save for the clap machines, which are probably actually
useless. The sample size continues to grow on measuring apparatus rarities as
well.

Various crazy theories have begun forming about different things, but none so
well founded as to be worth sharing. The most promising is that harm all/heal
all apparatuses might be mutually exclusive and dependent on some feature of
the person making them (gender? alignment?). It'll take some time to see if
that's true, however.

I've begun tentative research into apparatus durability, but it seems to vary
wildly and from what apparatus type to another. Goodberry apparatuses last
over a dozen uses quite often, but angel summoners may be gone in only a few
presses. I'll update you when I have better info.

Apparatus making may be fun, but it's also not earning much much exp, and I
don't expect the gold from selling them will ever really be worth the time
required to make them. I may slow down a bit in order to try to actually get
some levels.

-Techren
Posted: 23 Aug 2019 19:57 [ permalink ]
https://taikajuoma.ovh/wiki/Gnome_apparatus has now been updated with some
preliminary apparatus rarities. Research continues. Anyone wanting to test one
of othe apps with unknown functions (the clapping one and the cookie one) is
welcome to contact me in game for a sample. Those wanting other apps are also
welcome to contact me. There are no set prices, just donate to the cause based
on what you think they're worth (or just take them off my hands for some of
the silly ones :P )

Enjoy!
-Techren

Posted: 18 Aug 2019 10:31 [ permalink ]
CALLING ALL GNOMES (and potential customers!):

As some of you may no doubt have noticed, either by being harmed by mysterious
energies, ressed while afk into Dortlewall, or hearing other people
complaining about the above, I've been doing some research on gnomic
apparatuses and their functions. My findings so far have been updated on the
wiki at https://taikajuoma.ovh/wiki/Gnome_apparatus . I'm getting to the
point, however, where extra hands couldn't hurt in figuring out some of this
stuff.

Looking for volunteers for the following:
1. Collecting data (have to be a gnome for this) on apparatus weights, shop
values, functions, rarities, etc.
2. Test dummies (Can you figure out a use for the organ music? The bird/cookie
app? The clap machine? Do you have enough hp to survive the electrocution app
and measure its damage?)
3. Customers (Want an app to open dimensional rifts, teleport you randomly,
turn you into a dragon, summon mirror images, etc? I've got an app for that,
generally weighing only 45 grams)
INQUIRE IN GAME.