From the present falls a pair of short green boots <christmas glow>.
Hp:862/862 Sp:642/642 Ep:403/403 Exp:672917 >You open the present.
From the present falls a nickel turban.
Hp:862/862 Sp:642/642 Ep:403/403 Exp:672917 >You open the present.
From the present falls Staff of the Elements.
Hp:862/862 Sp:642/642 Ep:403/403 Exp:672917 >You open the present.
From the present falls a ruby axe with a dragon claw hilt <christmas glow>
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glow>.
Hp:862/862 Sp:642/642 Ep:403/403 Exp:672917 >You open the present.
From the present falls a flowered emerald chaperon.
Hp:862/862 Sp:642/642 Ep:403/403 Exp:672917 >You open the present.
From the present falls the Trilloch's sword <christmas glow> <red glow>.
Hp:862/862 Sp:642/642 Ep:403/403 Exp:672917 >You open the present.
From the present falls a pewter bow tie.
Hp:862/862 Sp:642/642 Ep:403/403 Exp:672917 >You open the present.
From the present falls a gleaming pendant crafted from fresh mithril
<christmas                                                                    
    glow> <red glow>.
Hp:862/862 Sp:642/642 Ep:403/403 Exp:672917 >You open the present.
From the present falls a silk amulet.
Hp:862/862 Sp:642/642 Ep:403/403 Exp:672917 >You open the present.
From the present falls a red christmas hat with a jingle bell.

**quit

zz
Morkzar stops existing in this reality.

Morkzar is DEAD, R.I.P.

ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Duck guard ripping
out a still beating heart.

Your top10 kill 'Ping-Pong Da-Chang, the oriental golem, 116946 exp' has
increased in exp value!

You score a ******CRITICAL****** hit!

Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY TIGER STRIKE

1. 31/12/22 | Julio Ruiz con Carne Jesus Maria, th.., 129374 exp

1. 30/12/22 | Ping-Pong Da-Chang, the oriental golem, 116946 exp

Your top10 kill 'Ping-Pong Da-Chang, the oriental golem, 102099 exp' has

increased in exp value!

A grilled hot dog is not edible.

That pretty much sums up xmas at Batmud for 2022

********************** Round 4 **********************

Ping-pong misses you.

Ping-pong misses you.

Ping-pong misses you.

Ping-pong boots you causing entrails to fly everywhere.

You are about to DIE!

You hurt Ping-pong who seems to become somewhat confused.

...WHO breaks the stun quickly off with intense concentration.

You thump Ping-pong causing entrails to spill as the gastro-cavity corrodes.

You thump Ping-pong causing the soul to get sucked out.

You toe-kick Ping-pong ripping out a still beating heart.

You knee Ping-pong ripping out a still beating heart.

You have a new solo kill option for top10!

You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Ping-pong as it dies.

Ping-pong is DEAD, R.I.P.

You have a new TOP solo kill!

A large hole replaces BlackBark's face.

BlackBark is DEAD, R.I.P.

Things you say when you have a small dick

Porkzar tells you 'my merchant has died few times too many and seemingly it
has been you on some occasions, you're gonna die 3 times for each mission done
on my merchant from now on'

6. 17/07/22 | A templar in a shining armour, 96718 exp

6. 16/07/22 | a young and wirey treant named FarMa.., 91842 exp

You are engulfed in FLAMES as you unleash your fury!

   You have become DEATH INCARNATE, DESTROYER OF WORLDS!

     Fire rains from the skies, IMMOLATING Fierce fire dragon.

     a FLAMING meteor BLASTS into Fierce fire dragon.

     Fierce fire dragon screams in horror as FLAMES consume its body.

You try to force the box with your bare hands.

You force with all your might but cannot break the box open.

A burst of foul gas emerges from the box filling the room.

It hurts to breathe!

The gas makes you choke!!!

That really HURT!

Thin rat loses the privilege to live.

Thin rat is DEAD, R.I.P.

You take one gold coin from a bloated remains of Thin rat.

Pirutar tells you 'very rude'

You score a ******CRITICAL****** hit!

Cackling devilishly you rip Young seamonster causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.

Devil the Black Tiger = Kaz

New areas explored: 260

You score a ******CRITICAL****** hit!

Cackling devilishly you DEVASTATE, with a thrusting blow, High priest ripping
out a still beating heart.

Tears of Laesa: quest progress [#########...........]

Victory! Your party has found the prize!

You take a coarse and sandy glass bead.

Victory! Your party has found the prize!

You take a coarse and sandy glass bead.

Gzi pokes Undyingrage with finger and looks very surprised when nothing
happens.

Elfen [party]: teach me to stun like you

It might of been the first time in a loooong time since someone has

You have performed the Call today already!

You score a ******CRITICAL****** hit!

Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY TIGER STRIKE Julio creating awful abrasions
all
over.

********************** Round 6 **********************

You knee Drifter ripping out a still beating heart.

You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Drifter as it dies.

Drifter is DEAD, R.I.P.

Curath rewards His faithful servants.

Drifter tells you 'you are now in my shitlist'

> la bracelets

It is a midnight black bracelets made of some unearthly material. It is light

weight but tough. The flaming tiger ornament sends power to the wearer's body.

This particular bracelets is the symbol of leadership in the Brotherhood of

the Black Tiger. It is awarded to the most deserving Tiger in existince.



As Curath's Chosen, you can perform the Call of Shadows. Call of Shadows

conjures all the active Tigers to duty to the location of your choosing. There

must be a mission for the Call to be successful. For the call to have higher

chance of success, you should try to perform the call near the mission. You

can only perform the call once per boot. It is performed with 'shadowcall'

command.

These bracelets are in AWESOME condition.

It looks light weight.

You score a ******CRITICAL****** hit!

Cackling devilishly you pummel, with dozens of chain punches, Tanya ripping
out
a still beating heart.

You score a ******CRITICAL****** hit!

Cackling devilishly you BRUTALLY THROAT RIP Priest ripping out a still beating
heart.

Priest stops existing in this reality.

Priest is DEAD, R.I.P.

Lessons come slow for those dim folk

You stomp-kick Ecky ripping out a still beating heart.

Ecky moves on to happier hunting grounds.

Ecky is DEAD, R.I.P.
[  Seeker  ] Ghost of Ecky

Dear ggr

You score a ******CRITICAL****** hit!

Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY TIGER STRIKE Bunny ripping out a still beating
heart.

Bunny is dogfood.

Bunny is DEAD, R.I.P.

a purple belt of the martial artist (glowing) <purple glow>

New claw level

You mutter darkly 'RAHHH.'

Stylus attempts to flee.

Stylus steps into the vortex and vanishes.

You are not doing anything at the moment.

You are engulfed in FLAMES as you unleash your fury!

   You have become DEATH INCARNATE, DESTROYER OF WORLDS!

     Fire rains from the skies, IMMOLATING Vikka mosquito.

     a FLAMING meteor BLASTS into Vikka mosquito.

     Vikka mosquito screams in horror as FLAMES consume its body.

A large cavity replaces Vikka mosquito's chest.

Vikka mosquito is DEAD, R.I.P.

You purchased 1 shares.

Victory! Your party has found the prize!

You take a coarse and sandy glass bead.

You give an essence of unknown origin <mixed> to Croesus.
Louen howls 'damn, essences are new money.'
You give an anti-depression pill to Louen.

Tykki tells you 'oh have u birthed =))'
Tykki tells you 'all good, u had some badass tiger somepoint =)'

t
You shred air with your tiger claws and scream 'Haii!'

You are disturbed by something, your spell misfires.

You hear a muffled crunch, as Asmodeus the fire entity smashes Taina's
collarbone!

You score a ******CRITICAL****** hit!

Cackling devilishly you badly chomp Ogre mercenary causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.

You open the present.

From the present falls a Carelia (sweet).
CUNT.

You open the present.

From the present falls a red christmas hat with a jingle bell.

This game is like opening presents, trash

p report Tiger claw in 1 round!
Undyingrage (wanted): name change to idlingrage

You open the present.

From the present falls supple maroon trousers.

You open the present.

From the present falls a Serbian Plum Brandy.

You open the present.

From the present falls an iron hat.
fuck you mud

You open the present.

From the present falls a crystal pendant.

You open the present.

From the present falls a Sovjetskoje igristoje.

You open the present.

From the present falls Peril sensitive sunglasses.

You open the present.

From the present falls an iron rod.

You open the present.

From the present falls a red christmas hat with a jingle bell.

What did I get out of bed for?

You open the present.

From the present falls Silver Great Belt <red glow>.

This can't be right.  That goes to show how dead this guild is, if a level 42
is the king

midnight black bracelets with flaming tiger's head ornament (glowing)

Ewww BROWN
Belt: a brown belt of the martial artist (glowing) <brown glow>

Undyingrage (party): NOT TODAY

Kalahar (party): you cant even die right

Kalahar (party): fattie

A pigeon from HELL summoned by Undyingrage

Thef tells you 'me no fattyy'

You tell Thef 'WAH'

You tell Thef 'did u diet'

Thef tells you 'ye'

Ggr the Friendly Multicolored Bunnywizard
Ggr eats a shredded slush of Bunny.

Kalahar tells you 'they see me idlin they hatin'

Kalahar tells you 'idle master or idle apprentice?'

I AM A BLUE WARRIOR.
Belt: a blue belt of the martial artist (glowing) <blue glow>

You score a ******CRITICAL****** hit!

Cackling devilishly you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Familiar ripping out
a
still beating heart.

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It is a map to a possible fulgurite site.

| 21:23   12180: Undyingrage the Demon                                       
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p report ner neeer death avoided! ^.^
You are unconscious, unable to do anything.

Ring of the rXP God sparkles as a jolt of lightning strikes Ghoul

You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Ghoul as it dies.

Ghoul is DEAD, R.I.P.

You are unconscious, unable to do anything.

You are unconscious, unable to do anything.

You encourage those around you to fight harder as you strike the killing blow
at your opponent!

You are unconscious, unable to do anything.

Blood pours from your wounds!

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Blood pours from your wounds!

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Blood pours from your wounds!

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Blood pours from your wounds!

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Blood pours from your wounds!

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Blood pours from your wounds!

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Blood pours from your wounds!

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Blood pours from your wounds!

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Blood pours from your wounds!

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Blood pours from your wounds!

That really HURT!

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!



You die.

You regenerate astonishingly fast. You avoid the death!

You are no longer unconscious.

Undyingrage (report): ner neeer death avoided! ^.^

p report Tiger claw in 1 round!
You score a ******CRITICAL****** hit!

Cackling devilishly you SAVAGELY BELLY SMASH Sentry ripping out a still
beating
heart.

You get bad vibrations as Sentry's spine snaps with an audible *SNAP*.

Sentry is DEAD, R.I.P.

I am a green ninja turtle
a green belt of the martial artist (glowing) <green glow>

You are engulfed in FLAMES as you unleash your fury!

   You have become DEATH INCARNATE, DESTROYER OF WORLDS!

     Fire rains from the skies, IMMOLATING Dwarven druid.

     a FLAMING meteor BLASTS into Dwarven druid.

     Dwarven druid screams in horror as FLAMES consume his body.

Dwarven druid's flex shield wobbles.

You have a new solo kill option for top10!

A large cavity replaces Dwarven druid's chest.

Dwarven druid is DEAD, R.I.P.

Belt: an orange belt of the martial artist (glowing) <orange glow>

blog add
ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you really taste Took causing a kidney to rupture.

Malcom Reynolds the Satyr singing love songs < spherical bastard >

Acemcloud the Orc < spherical bastard >

Malcom starts concentrating on a new skill.

You feel like someone is helping you.

hp: -183 (770)

********************** Round 4 **********************

You elbow Hellhound causing some internal damage.

You score a ******CRITICAL****** hit!

Cackling devilishly you BRUTALLY THROAT RIP Hellhound ripping out a still
beating heart.

Hellhound gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.

Hellhound is DEAD, R.I.P.

You score a ******CRITICAL****** hit!

Cackling devilishly you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Southwind ripping
out
a still beating heart.

Southwind staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.

Southwind is DEAD, R.I.P.

You finish your apprenticeship to Thef!
Good bye, so long.

a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows

The woman nods at you and says 'You suck, but I guess we will be able to turn

you into a proper tiger yet.'

Shelaste yells 'Now go away!'

Tears of Laesa: quest progress [#...................]

Victory! Your party has found the prize!

You take a coarse and sandy glass bead.

Cackling devilishly you BARBARICALLY REND Carnivorous water plant causing
heart
tissue to fly everywhere.

A large hole replaces Carnivorous water plant's face.

Carnivorous water plant is DEAD, R.I.P.

what a poofter

Huppu (wanted): happy to be a happy wanker

Kortax says 'Good, just what I needed from you.'    

Kortax says 'Looks like that's all I needed from you, Undyingrage. Well done.'

You are awarded cash and experience for your efforts.

You give Syggax kobold initiate pack to Kortax.

My life is meaningless.

Here is an example of what trash looks like:

This tiny bag is made from green cloth and sized for a hobbit-sized creature.

There's a list of desired contents on a paper pinned to the bag.

This item is in excellent condition.

It is entirely assembled.

1: bronze gloves

2: a blacksmith's hammer

3: a large magnifying glass

4: a pair of durable tongs

5: a paper nugget

6: a canteen (half full)

You score a ******CRITICAL****** hit!

Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY REND Large brown tortoise causing heart tissue
to fly everywhere.

2. 22/04/20 | a ferocious and blood-thirsty giant .., 36262 exp

I may be small but..
ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you phoenix-eye punch Winged Warrior ripping out a still
beating heart.

YUCH, Winged Warrior's entrails spill all over the place.

Winged Warrior is DEAD, R.I.P.

LOL

EwigePriest tells you 'monk is overpowered, should reinc to it' 

Victory! Your party has found the prize!

You take a coarse and sandy glass bead.

Mmp is DEAD, R.I.P.

Curath rewards His faithful servants.

You score a *******CRITICAL******* hit!

Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY TIGER STRIKE Amazon ripping out a still
beating
heart.

Broetchen tells you 'I know I'm fat. but i lost 70 pounds already'

You tell Maqnus 'Do you even lift?'

You score a *******CRITICAL******* hit!

Cackling devilishly you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Fierce red dragon
ripping out a still beating heart.

You feel a strange sensation emit from your ring and slowly flow through your
body.

You have achieved the next tier of the race!  Congratulations! You have earned
the Ring of the Spectator!

Victory! Your party has found the prize!

You take a coarse and sandy glass bead.

Huppu is DEAD, R.I.P.

Black Tiger roars victoriously as Huppu dies begging for mercy!

Curath rewards His faithful servants.

You receive 331160 gold coins for slaying Huppu

You feel a sense of accomplishment knowing you are once again unique.
You know it, no ones rage burns deeper nor greater than mine.

Victory! Your party has found the prize!

You take a coarse and sandy glass bead.

Victory! Your party has found the prize!

You take a coarse and sandy glass bead.

Info: Golloth dies.

You score a ******CRITICAL****** hit!

Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY TIGER STRIKE ripping out a still beating
heart.

I dont think it will get better than this

Finger: Ring of the Entrant [*********]

Damogran tells you 'Donating cursed equipment to the newbies, are you?  You
...' 

Damogran shouts 'Armageddon has arrived to church. Checking Winner now!!

Task Point award of 1 task point for Winning the Damogran Lottery

Bank transfer from Damogran (Newbie Help Warehouse) of 198567 gold

You are prepared to do the skill.

You move with blinding speed and deliver a spinning roundhouse kick to Spirit
of
the first horseman's temple and continue the movement by blasting his ribcage
with a devastating back kick.

You execute a final blow with SUPERB speed to make Spirit of the first
horseman's day.

ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Smiling devilishly you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Munkki ripping out a
still beating heart.

You lick your own ivory tusk.

You have a new solo kill option for top10!

Massive elephant moves on to happier hunting grounds.

Massive elephant is DEAD, R.I.P.

ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Massive elephant
ripping out a still beating heart.

Damogran shouts 'Armageddon has arrived to church. Checking Winner now!!

Congratulations! You have just completed Charitable endowment!

Task point award of 1 task point from 'Charitable endowment' - quest.

Task Point award of 1 task point for Winning the Damogran Lottery

Bank transfer from Damogran (Newbie Help Warehouse) of 189442 gold





Official Newbie Help Warehouse informs:

==================================================================

Damogran awards Undyingrage 189442 gold coins for Donations!

Tigers are the new Jedi.

You ask 'do you admire my claws?'
Tiat says 'yes'.

You are prepared to do the skill.

You do a complex attack maneuver but miss.

You have a new solo kill option for top10!

A large hole replaces Old Man Willow's face.

Old Man Willow is DEAD, R.I.P.

Your top10 kill 'Goerrean the Oriental fighter, 151861 exp' has increased in
exp value!

You open the present.

From the present falls a red christmas hat with a jingle bell.

You open the present.

From the present falls an iron club.

You open the present.

From the present falls a '84 Coteaux du Lyonnais.

You open the present.

From the present falls a genuine BatBanana (tm).

Fuck this dumb shit.

You open the present.

From the present falls a highsteel bar.

You open the present.

From the present falls a crystal pendant.

New areas explored: 1

****** tells you 'good morning sweet prince of assassination'

You open the present.

From the present falls
...

You open the present.

From the present falls dirty red robe <red glow>.

You have a new solo kill option for top10!

Silver dragon stops existing in this reality.

Silver dragon is DEAD, R.I.P.

3. 11/12/19 | a large silver dragon, 208331 exp

You eat a genuine BatBanana (tm).

You are satiated.

You open the present.

From the present falls a magic cloak.

You open the present.

From the present falls Fire medallion.

The book crumbles to dust in your hands.

You feel more knowledgable about warhorse philosophy.

HELL, YES.

Pirutar tells you 'if you gonna decorate moonrind, you could atleast try to
make some pretty picture of the trash!'

You open the present.

From the present falls a silk haidate.

Pirutar tells you 'why such a mess here'

Pirutar tells you 'you left so much stuff there'

^^

Naggy old women talk like this

Pirutar tells you '"uu, fancy bracelets!" "oh they were undyings present"
"oho, orc boss drops a spear?! since when" "ah, undyings present again"'

> who ghost

[    92    ] Vlad the Inhaler, the slavic golem

You open the present.

From the present falls an iron long spear.

You eat small red fruit (fresh).

The small red fruit was filling.

Juice from the small red fruit runs down your chin.

You are so full of liquid you feel like you might burst.

Victory! Your party has found the prize!

You take a coarse and sandy glass bead.

You open the present.

From the present falls A majestical ruby necklace <red glow>.

> open present

You open the present.

From the present falls a Cointreau Liqueur.

The sun edges down past the western horizon.

Wangdbb [ghost]: ress please
Undyingrage [ghost]: accept ress from wangdbb      please~

You spinning back kick Wangdbb ripping out a still beating heart.

Wangdbb gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.

Wangdbb is DEAD, R.I.P.

> open present

You open the present.

From the present falls an iron hand-axe.

You open the present.

From the present falls a genuine BatBanana (tm).

You open the present.

From the present falls Halberd of Thunder.

The trash rains again.

You open the present.

From the present falls an iron whip.

ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you back kick Oelek the christmas orc ripping out a
still
beating heart.

Oelek gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.

Oelek is DEAD, R.I.P.

Victory! Your party has found the prize!

You take a coarse and sandy glass bead.

Words of love

"Well done my apprentice, kill them all"

- Sensei

You slit your throat meaningfully with a fingertip grinning at Tikku.

Comanche tells you 'I will pretend to not be a tiger from now on. Best lesson
you could provide.'

Nevermore tells you 'u solo 300k mob u say i'm hardcore..'

********************** Round 4 **********************

You stomp-kick Guard tearing muscles and pulling ligaments.

You score a *******CRITICAL******* hit!

Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY TIGER STRIKE Guard ripping out a still beating
heart.

A large cavity replaces Guard's chest.

Guard is DEAD, R.I.P.

Comanche tells you '... how do I become elite tiger, equipment wise?'

There are no light sources here, but you can still see.

Main deck.

Through the windows you see what appears to be an Ice Berg.  Wait....No....can

it be....IT IS...That is no Ice Berg....its a HUGE WISDOM TOOTH!!!!

Above you is a slowly moving, clear night sky. A breeze blows around you. A

waxing gibbous moon hangs in the sky.

Obvious exits are: d, fore and cabin.

a luxurious mallorn deck-chair with ivory inlays, coated with cloth

gangplank

the helm

a strong and fast grey dolphin

Nice message:

Grinning diabolically High priest cruelly perforates you puncturing a hole,
allowing entrails to spill everywhere.

ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Smiling devilishly you BRUTALLY TEAR Lord causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.

YUCH, Lord's entrails spill all over the place.

Lord is DEAD, R.I.P.

You swing your foot against jack-o-lantern with a brutal force!

As the pumpkin is destroyed, the light inside floats away towards Scenic
Location in central Rothikgen.

This looks like an ordinary metal chest with a lid and a combination lock.

It has a combination lock. The dials are set to:

1 1 1 

This item is in excellent condition.

It looks a bit heavy.

Chest contains:

a pile of batium coins

cash: 11624 [+11600]

Comanche tells you 'lol, really, man, I need a mentor.'

Comanche tells you 'Is that you? Black Tiger? I too am Tiger!'

Comanche tells you 'Teach me the ways.'

Tikku spits on you.

You eat jar of pumkin puree.

Smiling devilishly you BRUTALLY THROAT RIP Fierce griffon ripping out a still
beating heart.

ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Smiling devilishly you DEVASTATE, with a thrusting blow, Familiar ripping out
a
still beating heart.

A large cavity replaces Familiar's chest.

Familiar is DEAD, R.I.P.

Church of all Gods.

This is the main hall of the church of all Gods. A clock on the wall shows the
uptime of the mud. A poster explaining the upcoming events is posted on the
wall and a golden plaque with names on it hanging beside it. Several doorways
leave out from here.
Obvious exits are: n, s, w and e.

Whirling Portal
a board of current events
A holy altar emitting peace around it
a Gray Slaad-Lord is hopping around here (undead)
Nasu, the BoatCon Lite'19 prophet (spokesmascot)

You continue as the Curath's Chosen.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY TIGER STRIKE Wight ripping out a still beating
heart.
DAAAAI

You tell Aloysha 'now i can kill anyone'
You tell Aloysha 'and everyone'
You tell Aloysha 'MUAHAHHAH'

Aloysha tells you 'lol'

Ecky tries to stomp a spider, but misses!

The spider climbs his leg and bites him!

Ecky retaliates by slapping it with his hand!

Victory! Your party has found the prize!

You take a coarse and sandy glass bead.

HELL YES

p report cast harm just improved!
p report clawwed White guard yer puff!  ( '-')^  (roar)
tiger rep claw
grep claw show spells statistics
You are done with the chant.

You shred air with your tiger claws and scream 'Haii!'

You feel like you just got slightly better in cast harm.

You feel your rage cracking White guard's bones!

As White guard drops to his knees you leap in for the kill!

You take an essence of unknown origin <fluxing>.

Ha, Ramon's essence.

Ramon spills some of his essence.

You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Ramon as it dies.

Ramon is DEAD, R.I.P.

ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Smiling devilishly you DEVASTATE, with a thrusting blow, Orc boss ripping out
a
still beating heart.

Some DeVeStAtiOn!

Victory! Your party has found the prize!

You take a coarse and sandy glass bead.

Thanks Tazliel!

ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Smiling devilishly you BRUTALLY THROAT RIP Black unicorn ripping out a still
beating heart

Chest contains:

a pile of mithril coins
cash: 61709 [+61500]

Chest contains:

a small pile of mithril coins
[+49000]

Parsin is struck by complete and utter fear of you.

Your training has really paid off!
You touch Small chipmunk in all the right places applying chi just perfectly.
Small chipmunk just falls down.

Small chipmunk stops existing in this reality.

Small chipmunk is DEAD, R.I.P.

Celebrimber [party]: abortion

ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Smiling devilishly you SAVAGELY BELLY SMASH Someone ripping out a still
beating
heart.

This item is in excellent condition.

It looks very heavy.

Chest contains:

a pile of mithril coins

The book crumbles to dust in your hands.

You feel more knowledgable about enhance criticals.

You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Lord Sroflha as it dies.

Lord Sroflha is DEAD, R.I.P.

It's been awhile since I've had a tiger strike but this comes close!

ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Smiling devilishly you BRUTALLY THROAT RIP Blood imp ripping out a still
beating
heart

Ping-pong utters the magic words 'vaka vanha vainamoinen'

You feel older.

Your mystical defenses protect you from aging.

Chest contains:

a small pile of mithril coins

Woohoo, a small fortune!

Retarded prick.

Now ignoring Arafat.

On the last day of Christmas, the fucked up piece of fucking shit game gave me

You open the present.

From the present falls a red christmas hat with a jingle bell.

You emote to Darol 'trips you with his leg.'
LoL

Tears of Laesa: quest progress [############........]

Victory! Your party has found the prize!

You take a coarse and sandy glass bead.

Tears of Laesa: quest progress [##########..........]

Victory! Your party has found the prize!

You take a coarse and sandy glass bead.

You open the present.

From the present falls a Fine Calvados Boulard.

This looks like an ordinary wooden box with a lid that can be opened and

closed.

This item is in great condition.

It looks light weight.

Box contains:

Ancient book of knowledge (friendly)

a small pile of platinum coins

Screw you Santa

This present is a flimsy box wrapped in lime paper, and tied with a bright

ribbon. It looks expensive, but not particulary sturdy or difficult to open.

This item is in excellent condition.

It looks a bit heavy.

Present contains:

adamantium mittens <red glow>

Ancient book of knowledge (friendly)

a pile of tin coins


A ton better than SHIT from Santa.

Birds can be violent
Storm petrel fires an arrow at you!

ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Smiling devilishly you BRUTALLY TEAR Dwarf shopkeeper causing heart tissue to
fly everywhere.

You open the present.

From the present falls a steel target shield.

The book crumbles to dust in your hands.

You feel more knowledgable about pierce.

Victory! Your party has found the prize!

You take a coarse and sandy glass bead.

Victory! Your party has found the prize!

You take a coarse and sandy glass bead.

You open the present.

From the present falls a red christmas hat with a jingle bell.

Santa Claus asks 'Have you been good?'
You bellow 'yes.'
You open the present.

From the present falls a darksteel hammer.

You open the present.

From the present falls a red christmas hat with a jingle bell.

You open the present.

From the present falls a cup (empty).

You open the present.

From the present falls supple maroon trousers.

You open the present.

From the present falls a red christmas hat with a jingle bell.

Finally...........

Akreste misses you.

You tear Akreste causing a small scratch.

You smack Akreste making small marks.

Grinning diabolically Hallu savagely shafts Akreste causing a sick amount of
disgusting wounds.

Hallu punctures Akreste inducing a slight shivering.

Hallu punctures Akreste inducing a slight shivering.

Grinning diabolically Hallu gorges Akreste making the skull vibrate.

Grinning diabolically Hallu suckerpunches Akreste inducing a nasty lesion.

Hallu bitchslaps Akreste causing a small scratch.

Grinning diabolically Hallu cavitates Akreste making an artery explode.

Grinning diabolically Hallu craters Akreste sparking a limb to slice open.

Grinning diabolically Hallu nips Akreste causing skin to freeze.

Grinning diabolically Hallu nips Akreste causing a small wound.

Utgard incises Akreste causing a nasty laceration.

Utgard incises Akreste causing a nasty laceration.

Akreste gets hit badly and has serious problems staying in balance.

...WHO breaks the stun quickly off with intense concentration.

Utgard tears Akreste causing skin to disintegrate.

Utgard misses Akreste.


7 crits in one round!

You open the present.

From the present falls a bronze blackjack.

You open the present.

From the present falls a glove of swordsmanship <red glow>.

You open the present.

From the present falls leather jackboots.

You open the present.

From the present falls Axe Of Knighthood <red glow>.

You jump down in the hole.

Hole.

You are in deep shit, literally. You are up to your neck in brownish water

which reeks so unbelievable bad that you are afraid to lose your

consciousness.

You open the present.

From the present falls a barbed demonscale platemail.

You open the present.

From the present falls Tom's Blue Coat.

You open the present.

From the present falls an iron pilum.

You open the present.

From the present falls a peculiar headgear with reindeer antlers <red glow>.

You get bad vibrations as Praixor's spine snaps with an audible *SNAP*.

Praixor is DEAD, R.I.P.

You open the present.

From the present falls a match.

ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Smiling devilishly you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Northwind ripping out
a
still beating heart.

p report Tiger claw in 1 round!
ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Smiling devilishly you BRUTALLY THROAT RIP Westwind completely crushing the
hip
joint.

You open the present.

From the present falls chromium sleeves.

You open the present.

From the present falls a chromium talisman.

You open the present.

From the present falls an Orvieto.

This is a glass made of glass.
It contains a half litre of pure bliss, a bundle of untold stories.**

 You open the present.
From the present falls a Santa Luzia.

You open the present.

From the present falls A majestical ruby necklace <red glow>.

It's some what amazing to see that I have been opening gifts for years... here
comes around round of gifts.
You open the present.

From the present falls a wool collar.

You are unconscious, unable to do anything.
Blood pours from your wounds!
Your skin is CHARRED severely!
Blood pours from Elwynes's wounds.
Elwynes staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.
Elwynes is DEAD, R.I.P.
Elwynes dies and is carried away by two clerics.
The arena master shouts 'Elwynes of team 2 dies and is removed from the
arena!'

Huppu (wanted): zonni left foot & right arm!

Huppu (wanted): =D

Ggr <wanted>: probably costs an arm and a leg.

p report Gnnnn, I've been hit hard and lost my concentration!
but Black Tiger is not fooled.

Black Tiger elbow-smashes you causing major annoyance.

Black Tiger elbows you making some small marks.

Black Tiger elbow-smashes you causing major annoyance.

You try to dodge, but Black Tiger is not fooled.

You become somewhat confused, losing your edge.

You lose your concentration and cannot cast the spell.

Black Tiger elbows you making some small marks.

Black Tiger nips you producing large scratches.

Black Tiger lightly strikes you causing a small scratch.

Smiling devilishly Black Tiger jump-kicks you snapping back a limb.

Black Tiger lightly strikes you producing large scratches.

Black Tiger bitchslaps you producing large scratches.

Black Tiger bitchs

Your iron ball breaks into zillions of pieces.

FREEEEEDOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM

You are carrying 115.9 kg of equipment (burden):**

Hey! What's this? A ball with a chain got stuck to you while
you were in the boat!

The boat is not at sea!

I made it!

Tears of Laesa: quest progress [#######.............]

Victory! Your party has found the prize!

You take a coarse and sandy glass bead.

Tears of Laesa: quest progress [#####...............]
Victory! Your party has found the prize!
You take a coarse and sandy glass bead.

Miksa tells you 'accept'


Miksa tells you 'u had zero exp on'

After years of playing, I managed to find some new rooms in Wibble. Oh boy..

New areas explored: 4

Useless nimbus

| Polymorph frog                                  | For now       |

Victory! Your party has found the prize!

You take a coarse and sandy glass bead.

Skilled merchant at work

Tept utters the magic words 'blueeeeeeeeeee****saka??am!a'

a carved wooden wedding ring glows blue for just a moment.

Tept starts concentrating on a new spell.

Tept looks at burning ring.

Programmer at work:

> say chinese

You bellow 'Chinky.'

Victory! Your party has found the prize!
You take a coarse and sandy glass bead.

ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Smiling devilishly you BRUTALLY THROAT RIP Pertti ripping out a still beating
heart.

Maggara [party]: you must be badass

p report Someone just cried for mercy!
Black Tiger roars victoriously as Xunisiih dies begging for mercy!

Info: Xunisiih dies.

Giant owl shouts 'I fart in your general direction, Xunisiih!'

Info: Xunisiih dies.

--
Roak {ghost}: owls and tigers teamin up.
Ghost of Xunisiih {ghost}: lulz
Tuli [ghost]: accept
Ghost of Xunisiih {ghost}: As you die, death quickly drains all your exp!
Malcom (ghost): injury to insult :)

Tears of Laesa: quest progress [###.................]

Victory! Your party has found the prize!

You take a coarse and sandy glass bead.

Elwynes disappears into thick air.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

Tears of Laesa: quest progress [#...................]
Victory! Your party has found the prize!
You take a coarse and sandy glass bead.

ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Smiling devilishly you DEVASTATE, with a thrusting blow, Demon of justice
ripping out a still beating heart.

Demon of justice's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green
substance.

Demon of justice is DEAD, R.I.P.

,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.

| Party Name: esiris                       (Members:  3) | Exp Tot:   2890690
|

| Created: Fri Jan 05 16:57:21 2018        ( 1h 39m 11s) | Exp/min:     28906
|

|========================================================|====================|

| Place  Name      Status      HP         SP        EP   | Lvl |   Experience
|

|========================================================|=====|==============|

| 1.2  Undyingrage    ldr 1089(1206)  434( 790) 509(522) | 100 |      1084692
|

| ?.?  Thef           mbr  952( 952)  640( 640) 416(416) |  92 |       866939
|

| ?.?  Kalahar        mbr 1222(1222)  574( 640) 426(427) | 100 |       939059
|

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Undyingrage [sales]: +4 dodge ring 900k

Spann (sales): dodge is overated

Atlas (sales): Dodge                          | 122 |

Undyingrage [sales]: works on your mum

Spann (sales): spann is mum

Olabmuz [sales]: everybody have mum

You feel like you're losing it, as if something was controlling your mind.

You left the party.

You exclaim 'to the HELL with you mortal scum!'

Theramon shreds air with his hands and screams 'Haii!'

Sparkling pigeon's face contorts in pain and he falls to his knees!
Theramon roars victoriously and leaps in for the kill!

********************** Round 1 **********************

Theramon elbow-smashes Sparkling pigeon ripping out a still beating heart.

Theramon elbows Sparkling pigeon ripping out a still beating heart.

Sparkling pigeon lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.

Theramon toe-kicks Sparkling pigeon ripping out a still beating heart.

Theramon toe-kicks Sparkling pigeon ripping out a still beating heart.

Theramon morsels Sparkling pigeon inducing the heart to totally freeze.

You stomp-kick Sparkling pigeon ripping out a still beating heart.

Sparkling pigeon loses the privilege to live.

Sparkling pigeon is DEAD, R.I.P.

Sparkling pigeon's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.

\
Wispy shades of Elwynes (ghost): body

Theramon (ghost): shit

Theramon (ghost): thought it was a pigeon

Wispy shades of Elwynes (ghost): :D

Theramon (ghost): goddamn it elwynes

Undyingrage [ghost]: O M F G

Stylus (ghost): murderer

Theramon performs the secret hand signal of the black tiger.

You return his signal with yours.

ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Smiling devilishly you BRUTALLY TEAR Cultist causing the soul to get sucked
out.

Adult seamonster misses you.

You successfully dodge Adult seamonster's claw.

Adult seamonster really tastes you making an artery explode.

Adult seamonster kicks you making an artery explode.

You elbow Adult seamonster ripping out a still beating heart.

You stomp-kick Adult seamonster ripping out a still beating heart.

You have a new TOP solo kill!

Adult seamonster suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times
violently, then falls to the ground, lifeless.

Adult seamonster is DEAD, R.I.P.


a huge, green seamonster, 302418 exp

You feel more connected to Curath

Oh sweet glory ^___^

Kalahar tells you 'santa claws only comes but once a year...undyingrage should
be on daily!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Elwynes tells you 'thou art bamf'

You twist and throw Full-grown squid ripping out a still beating heart.

You have a new TOP solo kill!

Full-grown squid dies in a massive pool of blood.

Full-grown squid is DEAD, R.I.P.

a huge, full-grown squid, 250020 exp

You stomp-kick Baby blue whale ripping out a still beating heart.

You have a new TOP solo kill!

You get bad vibrations as Baby blue whale's spine snaps with an audible
*SNAP*.

Baby blue whale is DEAD, R.I.P.

You open the present.

From the present falls a cotton sceptre.

Yet another year of fucking crap. That marks 3 years in a row. Thanks you fat
fuck

ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Smiling devilishly you BRUTALLY THROAT RIP Male frost giant causing massive
nerve damage.

ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Smiling devilishly you BRUTALLY THROAT RIP Westwind ripping out a still
beating
heart.

You open the present.

From the present falls the amulet of the Wendigo Warrior.

I think you need this more than me Santa, you need some avoid cos' I'ma kick
your ass

Ciph [ghost]: undyingrage? =)

Undyingrage [report]: Tiger claws in 2 rounds...

Marrow (ghost): no idea

Undyingrage [party]: fuck

Marrow (ghost): in tiger form

Marrow (ghost): i suspect its someone else, cause well, this tiger has sofar
tried like 10x and failed...

Marrow (ghost): undyingrage is more...effective

ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you BRUTALLY TEAR Demon causing the head to explode from
a
poison blast.

Demon's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green substance.

Demon is DEAD, R.I.P.

ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Smiling devilishly you BRUTALLY TEAR Guard snapping a collarbone.

ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Templar ripping
out
a still beating heart.

You open the present.

From the present falls an iron rapier.
Fuck you Santa

You open the present.

From the present falls a Magyar Feher Bor.

You open the present.

From the present falls a tasteless charcoal pair of pants.

You open the present.

From the present falls an iron boar spear.

You open the present.

From the present falls an iron mace.

You open the present.

From the present falls A twisted mahogany wand (3/100).
You spit on Santa Claus.

| 21:36  122197: an elder chimera, with a fiery golden lion's mane           
|

p report clawwed Asmodeus the fire entity yer puff!  ( '-')^  (roar)
tiger rep claw
grep claw show spells statistics
tt
You are done with the chant.

You shred air with your tiger claws and scream 'Haii!'

You falter and fumble the spell. Amazingly it fires upon Asmodeus the fire
entity.

As Asmodeus the fire entity drops to its knees you leap in for the kill!

All of Elwynes' limbs go completely rigid!

********************** Round 4 **********************

Elder chimera gnaws Asmodeus the fire entity causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.

Asmodeus the fire entity successfully parries Elder chimera's bash.

Elder chimera gasps loudly Asmodeus the fire entity causing heart tissue to
fly
everywhere.

Asmodeus the fire entity is dogfood.

Asmodeus the fire entity is DEAD, R.I.P.

Asmodeus the fire entity explodes and the blast hits Elwynes hard!

Removed [Haydn] from your friends list.
Removed a that hoe bag

Oscarrudolf [newbie]: this guy Undyingrage just get to level 100 in seconds.
is there any bug?

You are now level 100. You gained 25 stat training points.

Oh yeah, I bothered to log in today and got some more junk from Santa. Burlap
boots. Whatever.

You open the present.

From the present falls Tom's Blue Coat.

After 2 minutes, I already want to quit.
You open the present.
From the present falls a red christmas hat with a jingle bell.

Kalahar tells you 'tiny tiger has teeth'

Ursa tells you 'you are special'

When you're special:

Ursa tells you 'free for you'

You lick your own midnight black bracelets with flaming tiger's head ornament.
@ level 45 :)

Congratulations! You have just completed Victi vicimus!

Skazz [party]: jesus

You are done with the chant.

You shred air with your tiger claws and scream 'Haii!'

You falter and fumble the spell. Amazingly it fires upon Air entity.

You feel your rage cracking Air entity's bones!

As Air entity drops to its knees you leap in for the kill!

********************** Round 1 **********************

Skazz elbows Air entity causing serious pain.

Skazz knees Air entity causing serious pain.

You elbow-smash Air entity spraying blood and bone chips everywhere.

You smack Air entity causing large bones to crack loudly.

You morsel Air entity causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.

Air entity dies in a massive pool of blood.

Air entity is DEAD, R.I.P.

Gorgar tells you 'notorious r.a.g.e'

You pay 0 gold and advance a level.
OH YEAH BABY

And years later....
The clerk notices you and starts to shuffle furiously through his notes.

Congratulations! You have just completed Register!

You receive 3049 gold as a reward for completing the quest.

The clerk cheers!

The clerk congratulates you on registering, and hands you a certificate.

The clerk mutters something incomprehensible.

When you try to be a cub but
Skazz tells you 'i know you're a huge tiger'

Some items transend mortals
Gorgar tells you 'You wear The newbie kings crown <red glow>.' (Mon Apr 10
23:10:47 2017)

Larppa tells you 'do you have a MEGA spider demon for sale?' 

You falter and fumble the spell. Amazingly it fires upon yourself.
YAY

Banba tells you 'hey, i might have told you already - thanks for the
inspiration as i was wracked with reinc fever'

Banba tells you 'i learned from you to'

Banba tells you 'while wracked with reinc fever i learned to "fuck the norms"
play as you want - play big and kill often!'

For all those times you pull off some bullshit

ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you DEVASTATE, with a thrusting blow, Newbie king
ripping
out a still beating heart.

A large hole replaces Newbie king's face.

Newbie king is DEAD, R.I.P.

Kalahar [party]: i need a sec or two

Kalahar [party]: after fire

Kalahar [party]: there's fudge in the brreakroom

(party): just waiting on gaylord again

[party]: Blayke's joining us?

(party): doubtful

(party): the other gaylord

Voronoi [party]: those trolls eat claws like xlinks mum eats muffins

Kalahar tells you 'how're you? i saw you were up to no good'

DEVO!

ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you DEVASTATE, with a thrusting blow, High priest
ripping
out a still beating heart.

Shimi [party]: Nah, he's nothing like Dralith, Dralith is a bigger asshole

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you DEVASTATE, with a thrusting blow, Ogre mercenary
ripping
out a still beating heart.

You get bad vibrations as Ogre mercenary's spine snaps with an audible *SNAP*.

Ogre mercenary is DEAD, R.I.P.

A new years treat. To be on the....
(main deck) Chapterhouse the Ship.

.""S"" O  O L.O.V.E. B.O.A.T      _    )  \ `

p report clawwed Undyingrage yer puff!  ( '-')^  (roar)
tiger rep claw
grep claw show spells statistics
You are done with the chant.

You shred air with your tiger claws and scream 'Haii!'

You falter and fumble the spell. Amazingly it fires upon yourself.

Suddenly someone is trying to claw his way out of your body!

You feel your rage cracking Undyingrage's bones!

The pain forces you to your knees!

As Undyingrage drops to his knees you leap in for the kill!

Undyingrage [wanted]: white belt of a martial artist

Eronk (wanted): that's right, you're about worth as much as a white belt
...
You smack Eronk causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.

Eronk dies in a massive pool of blood.

Eronk is DEAD, R.I.P.

You tell Eronk (dead) 'only a white belt....'

You ask 'penny for the poor?'
Theramon gives you 91 gold coins.

Herpa huggles you warmly.
^^

Dont hate the player, hate the game.

The moon must be blue today.

tiger rep mak
You are prepared to do the skill.

You mask your Dim Mak attack as tickling.
Sapling groans from pain.

You manage to stun Sapling.

Javneh tells you 'true story.  I used a pickup line on a girl (and she liked
this) asking her if she ever had an aussie kiss.  And explained it was like a
french kiss but down under'

Derendil [wanted]: oy oy oy

Undyingrage [wanted]: its oi oi oi

Derendil [wanted]: tomato, tomato, not like aussies can spell :P

Crystal Amulet.... priceless
Bogle says 'It has been worn by Undyingrage for 1y, 272d, 17h, 53min and 27s,

Mahrik says 'guess I"ll kill ya a few times.' (Imperator Alt)

...
Grinning diabolically you kick Imperator causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
Imperator loses the privilege to live.
Imperator is DEAD, R.I.P.
Imperator's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.


Imperator WAS a level III eternal of the Lich race.
Binch, clawed right back to 99. 

*Undyingrage flexes.

Celebrimber tells you 'There can be only one!'

You can now see magical things.
Hi, Xlink's mum!

You are now level 100. You feel luckier!

DEVO.
ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you DEVASTATE, with a thrusting blow, Dryad druid
ripping
out a still beating heart.

Hair hugs you.

I'm still bad assssssss
ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you DEVASTATE, with a thrusting blow, Dryad druid
ripping
out a still beating heart.

Kalahar tells you 'thank you, santa claws'

They say once in a blue moon. Looks like the moon is blue.
p report clawwed Undyingrage yer puff!  ( '-')^  (roar)
tiger rep claw
grep claw show spells statistics
tt
You are done with the chant.

You shred air with your tiger claws and scream 'Haii!'

You falter and fumble the spell. Amazingly it fires upon yourself.

Suddenly someone is trying to claw his way out of your body!

The pain forces you to your knees!

As Undyingrage drops to his knees you leap in for the kill!

tt
You are done with the chant.

You shred air with your tiger claws and scream 'Haii!'

You falter and fumble the spell. Amazingly it fires upon yourself.

Suddenly someone is trying to claw his way out of your body!

You feel your rage cracking Undyingrage's bones!
....
You feel excruciating PAIN in your head!



You die.

yay
You open the present.

From the present falls K'prurian battle mace <christmas glow> <red glow>.

Fuck
You open the present.

From the present falls Mirror breastplate <christmas glow> <red glow>.

You open the present.

From the present falls a red christmas hat with a jingle bell.
Only a few more days of collecting junk.

Seriously?
Yeah.
You open the present.

From the present falls an iron whip.

You open the present.

From the present falls an iron rapier.

Theramon (wanted): +1 tps for undyingrage

Pulling on the heart strings
Herpa tells you 'coz afair, you've been rly nice dude and you've been in my
exp-parties..'

Darkahven (wanted): give undyingrage some tps, reason pkilling pls

Herpa [wanted]: remove undyingrage , reason: pkilling, pls.

Herpa tells you 'hmmm??'

Herpa tells you 'wtf dude?'

Herpa tells you 'why did you kill me???'

Back to the darkness I go.

Dralith :(
***

I must be insane expecting things to be any different.
You open the present.

From the present falls a pewter tie.

cat: write error: Broken pipe


Connection lost to server...

Why do I even bother?
You open the present.

From the present falls a Kijafa.

I missed a day but it doesn't matter.
You open the present.

From the present falls a highsteel tunica.

You open the present.

From the present falls an iron main gauche.
You drop an iron main gauche, a De Salignac, Special and a red christmas hat

with a jingle bell.

Santa, you are one lucky mofo.

A turbulence in the time-space continuum prevents you.

You open the present.

From the present falls a red christmas hat with a jingle bell.

Trying out this new wepaon...
You bore Newbie king causing suffocation.
Well thats enough of this crap.

You open the present.

From the present falls Halberd of Thunder.

You open the present.

From the present falls a De Salignac, Special.

You open the present.

From the present falls a wool backpack.

You push the button on the apparatus!



The gadget expands in size and produces two long mechamagical arms!



The gadget contracts in size and makes a sighing sound.

You open the present.

From the present falls A special gnomic Christmas apparatus made of moonstone.

You open the present.

From the present falls a maple javelin.

You open the present.

From the present falls a red christmas hat with a jingle bell.

So close yet so far...

Dralith tells you '"pet" != "pat"'

You open the present.

From the present falls a Beaune du Chateau.

You open the present.

From the present falls a red christmas hat with a jingle bell.

You open the present.

From the present falls a wool haidate.

You open the present.

From the present falls a red christmas hat with a jingle bell.

You open the present.

From the present falls a bark muscle shirt.

Docx removes a small glowing ring.

Docx wears a pretty silver ring.

Docx starts concentrating on a new offensive skill.

Docx charges up and lances you in the head, snapping it backwards!

Your keen senses alarm you of an incoming attack, but it's too late to

completely avoid the attack.  You manage to reduce a part of the damage by

reflexively turning your body at the right time.

...
Ghost of Docx [ghost]: ress

It's Chriistmas time again. More junk, here we come...
You open the present.

From the present falls a Rioja, Murrieta.

First claw in months and the results?
Guard manages to resist your claws!

Soap does not clean everything.

You give a large, black rubber butt plug with a rainbow pony tail to Dralith.
Dralith drops a large, black rubber butt plug with a rainbow pony tail.

You get a wicked grin on your face and RAM the butt plug home, screaming in

excruciating pain.

Dralith rolls on the floor laughing.

Loving the amount of heavy crits!

ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Dryad druid
ripping
out a still beating heart.

A large hole replaces Dryad druid's face.

Dryad druid is DEAD, R.I.P.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you cruelly headbutt Boltok causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.

[05:32]:Elwynes (bat): toooo quiet.......

[05:32]:Kalahar [bat]: needs something

[05:33]:Kalahar [bat]: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

[05:33]:Elwynes (bat): and prosperity.........

[05:33]:Banba [bat]: nicely done, kal.

[05:34]:Kalahar [bat]: woulda been better if rage logged on then

[07:10]:Undyingrage [bat]: YOOOOOOO

[07:10]:Kalahar [bat]: finally! my prayers were answered

[07:11]:Banba [bat]: only took 90 mins!

[07:11]:Kohothegreat {bat}: who sick bastard made prayer for undyingrage

ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Smiling demonically you jump up and side-kick TimberMoss creating light
bruising.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK TimberMoss tearing
muscles and pulling ligaments.

Grinning diabolically you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Demon of justice
ripping out a still beating heart.

You are prepared to do the skill.

You caress Aegisfang softly with your hands channeling chi to block his chi.
Aegisfang blinks his eyes in surprise.

Aegisfang lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.

You manage to stun Aegisfang.

********************** Round 1 **********************

You elbow Aegisfang ripping out a still beating heart.

You joint-twist Aegisfang ripping out a still beating heart.

You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Aegisfang as it dies.

Aegisfang is DEAD, R.I.P.

Aegisfang tells you ',---------------------------------------------------------
-----------------.'

Aegisfang tells you '| Time       Killed by                        |'

Aegisfang tells you '|---------------------------------------------------------
-----------------|'

Aegisfang tells you '| 21 Jun - 13:45  Undyingrage the black Centaur (angry)  
       |'

Aegisfang tells you '`---------------------------------------------------------
-----------------''

Drifter tells you 'man you are like THE tiger :) Dont even think about reinc
:D'

Touched the Gods
You shred air with your tiger claws and scream 'Haii!'

As Dralith drops to his knees you leap in for the kill!

Dralith is near death (5%).

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY TIGER STRIKE FuryWood ripping out a still
beating heart.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you SAVAGELY BELLY SMASH Black Knight ripping out a still
beating heart.

| 06:57  357704: an impossibly LARGE blue whale

ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you BRUTALLY TEAR Breeding female inducing a shock to
the
heart.

You invest 2000000 experience points in the training, and feel a little closer
to gaining the next level.

The book crumbles to dust in your hands.

You feel more knowledgable about cast generic.

Koraf (party): man.. u r 1 badass tiger..

Grinning diabolically you DEVASTATE, with a thrusting blow, Coal black golem
ripping out a still beating heart.

Hemicuda tells you 'oh nice'**
***

[04:05]:[tiger]Malith Draugan the Prophet: Giving up on the guild, thank
Undyingrage (Welcome to civfighter status)

Gee, thanks Dralith.

Fuck ya
Session summary:

Time: 13 hours 20 minutes 17 seconds

Experience gained: 1329980

Experience lost: 1108198

Experience spent: 233681

Gold difference: +36847.00

New areas explored: 6

Battle skill summary:

Total attacks: 5474

  Hit: 4305 Missed: 655 Parried: 250 Dodged: 544 (Tumbled: 280)

  Crits: 121 Stuns: 52 Ripostes: 0

Total received attacks: 1058

  Hit: 594 Avoided: 386 Parried: 0 Dodged: 185 (Tumbled: 107)

  Crits: 7 Stuns: 14 (Maneuvered: 8)

Elwynes tells you 'WE$ ARENT FRIEND AYMORE!'

Dralith tells Elwynes and you 'Tigers suck, closing guild.. prepare for
 force reinc'

Elwynes tells you Tigers are the ones being poached:( They are misunderstood

Fistan looks at you.
Fistan is struck by complete and utter fear.

This is a joke:

Yes, it dodged, even though it was stunned! It is very much possible, it just
happened!

Please fix this crap.

tt
p report clawwed Elemental spirit yer puff!  ( '-')^  (roar)
tiger rep claw
grep claw show spells statistics
t
ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you BRUTALLY TEAR Elemental spirit making rib bones snap
and crack.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you cruelly headbutt Old miner causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.

Pisano tells Elwynes and you 'undyingrage might die as i don't look at batmud
for 3:45'

Grinning diabolically you DEVASTATE, with a thrusting blow, Elemental spirit
ripping out a still beating heart.

You open the present.

From the present falls a red christmas hat with a jingle bell.

You open the present.

From the present falls Tom's Blue Coat.

You open the present.

From the present falls The lost shoes of the Shadowking.

You open the present.

From the present falls Shoes that look a little bit gay (was lost).

You open the present.

From the present falls a porcelain hand-axe.

The book crumbles to dust in your hands.

You feel more knowledgable about force of chaos.

You perform your secret hand sign.

Elwynes returns with the hand sign of a master assassin.
s2

A warm breath of divine power suddenly engulfs you! You feel your whole body
starts

to regenerate at an incredible speed, your wounds closing and lost stamina
coming back

faster than ever before. You have been blessed by Arakorni, enjoy adventuring.

You open the present.

From the present falls a steel vest.

You open the present.

From the present falls A fragile ring made out of clay.

Turns out I have a fan... introducing Bilbo!

Bilbo is a level 20 mortal of the Gnome race.
He was created Mon Dec 14 21:04:55 2015 and he is 2d, 2h, 39min and 25s old.
He has been on for 7h, 51min and 8s, idle 1s.
He is the secondary character of Took.
He has killed: a black and glistening bunny, 6697 exp
               Jimi the king of Dah'bec, 48066 exp (party of 5)
Plan:
>
>The Dread Incarnate.
>

You give shadowy claws extending from the back of the hand <red glow> to...

You remove shadowy claws extending from the back of the hand.

After years of slashing faces with these claws. Today, it's time to hang them
up.

You lick your own shadowy claws extending from the back of the hand <red
glow>.

You open the present.

From the present falls Teddybear.

You open the present.

From the present falls a red christmas hat with a jingle bell.

Sad times...
You would get very little experience for Chimera.

You open the present.

From the present falls A large and powerful pale warhorse.

You blow small rings of pot smoke into the room.

cc @dralith 

You open the present.

From the present falls copper shorts.

You have a new solo kill option for top10!

You get bad vibrations as Adult seamonster's spine snaps with an audible
*SNAP*.

Adult seamonster is DEAD, R.I.P.

You open the present.

From the present falls a Bourgogne

For 7 rounds, Elwynes refuses to move.

Elwynes              ldr    1( 353)

Big black dick falls:
ROAR!
********************* Round 10 **********************

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you dragon-claw Deadly chaos drake ripping out a still
beating heart.

A dazzling spark races along the stream of green light between Elwynes and

Deadly chaos drake!

YUCH, Deadly chaos drake's entrails spill all over the place.

Deadly chaos drake is DEAD, R.I.P.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you headbutt Faughan the wise causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.

Pirutar tells you 'so hows xlinks mother today?'

You open the present.

From the present falls a leather fedora.

You open the present.

From the present falls a red christmas hat with a jingle bell.

You pray to at juggelo, but receive no answer.

The ground trembles. The heavens open accompanied with devastating thundering

and you fall down on your knees with your ears bleeding. Surreal dark coloured

mists whirl around you with accelerating speed and a rift opens above you.





              .... NO! ...                  ... MNO! ...

            ..... MNO!! ...................... MNNOO! ...

          ..... MMNO! ......................... MNNOO!! .

         .... MNOONNOO!   MMMMMMMMMMPPPOII!   MNNO!!!! .

          ... !O! NNO! MMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPOOOII!! NO! ....

             ...... ! MMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPOOOOIII! ! ...

            ........ MMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPOOOOOOII!! .....

            ........ MMMMMOOOOOOPPPPPPPPOOOOMII! ...

             ....... MMMMM..    OPPMMP    .,OMI! ....

              ...... MMMM::   o.,OPMP,.o   ::I!! ...

                  .... NNM:::.,,OOPM!P,.::::!! ....

                   .. MMNNNNNOOOOPMO!!IIPPO!!O! .....

                  ... MMMMMNNNNOO:!!:!!IPPPPOO! ....

                    .. MMMMMNNOOMMNNIIIPPPOO!! ......

                   ...... MMMONNMMNNNIIIOO!..........

                ....... MN MOMMMNNNIIIIIO! OO ..........

             ......... MNO! IiiiiiiiiiiiI OOOO ...........

           ...... NNN.MNO! . O!!!!!!!!!O . OONO NO! ........

            .... MNNNNNO! ...OOOOOOOOOOO .  MMNNON!........

            ...... MNNNNO! .. PPPPPPPPP .. MMNON!........

               ...... OO! ................. ON! .......

                  ................................



Suddenly, hideous rays of pure energy STRIKE down at you and your body shakes.

You feel a terrible tearing pain going through you! You notice your internal

organs blow up as a KILLING heat burns your entrails. Your body is covered 

by infernal fire and your puny brain gets assaulted with unreal powers.

Your smoldering corpse falls down and the last thing you see with your 

distorted eyes is a bright flash of light.



That really HURT!

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You are no longer stunned.

You feel that Undyingrage goes unconscious.

You fall unconscious from the pain.



You die.

You open the present.

From the present falls highheeled black boots.

At the sight of me...
teAzgaroth screams 'Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiik!' at you.

Heh!

You are prepared to do the skill.

You caress Woocca softly with your hands channeling chi to block her chi.
Woocca blinks her eyes in surprise.

Woocca lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.

Gorgar tells you 'the goal is to keep your hp above 0'

I can't believe it's not butter!
You elbow Orc warrior inducing a light welt.
You stomp-kick Orc warrior causing some internal damage.

Today MA got a tweak and finally displays the correct lite according to flame
fists!.

You open the present.

From the present falls a cotton eye patch.

Miksa looks at you.
Miksa gurgles 'puny undying.'
Miksa gurgles 'u die.'

You open the present.

From the present falls a brown pair of boots with missing soles <christmas
glow> <red glow>.

You open the present.

From the present falls an iron javelin.

Moonglaze (wanted): let me guess: Xlink's mum has your balls

Theramon (wanted): grumnaks mum atm

Moonglaze (wanted): poor her

Theramon (wanted): i think she is saying thankyou atm

Theramon (wanted): still hard to understand her

Lanaya [wanted]: gauntlets of lust!!

Moonglaze (wanted): theramnm has them

Chimera slaying!
,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.

| 11:42   17049: a baby chimera, natural born killer                         
|

| 11:51   43826: an adult chimera, with a fiery red lion's mane              
|

`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'

Undyingrage VS an adult chimera, with a fiery red lion's mane
Chimera snaps you making rib bones snap and crack.

Chimera misses you.

Chimera coughes you slicing open a gaping wound.

You elbow-smash Chimera ripping out a still beating heart.

Chimera gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.

Chimera is DEAD, R.I.P.

ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you snake-strike, blocking the chi of Chimera ripping
out
a still beating heart.

Chimera loses the privilege to live.

Chimera is DEAD, R.I.P.

You open the present.

From the present falls an onyx muscle shirt.

Balroc {sales}: i give 1m to everyone who kills zumbalo on sight
Mission accepted.

You open the present.

From the present falls a red christmas hat with a jingle bell.

It's rare to use Iron Palm these days but these messages are still and always
will be awesome:

You are prepared to do the skill.

You move with blinding speed and deliver a spinning roundhouse kick to
Half-orc woman's temple and continue the movement by blasting her ribcage
with a devastating back kick.

You execute a final blow with SUPERB speed to make Half-orc woman's day.

You open the present.

From the present falls a red christmas hat with a jingle bell.
&&

Day 4
You open the present.

From the present falls tarnished Golden Helm <red glow>.

Oh!
********************** Round 6 **********************

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY TIGER STRIKE Guard ripping out a still beating
heart.

Guard suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times violently, then
falls to the ground, lifeless.

Guard is DEAD, R.I.P.

Day 2
You open the present.

From the present falls a magic cloak.

Again, after boot :) ...
You open the present.

From the present falls bronze wings.

Day 1 -- 1/12/2015
You open the present.

From the present falls a purple glove.

ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you DEVASTATE, with a thrusting blow, Guard ripping out
a
still beating heart.

CHA CHING
Bank transfer from Dralith of 2000000.00 gold

To be a true Tiger, one MUST touch Curath at least once in his life.

You shred air with your tiger claws and scream 'Haii!'

Dralith manages to resist your claws!

********************** Round 1 **********************

Dralith CRUELLY DISMEMBERS you inducing the heart to totally freeze.

That really HURT!

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You are no longer stunned.

You feel that Undyingrage goes unconscious.

You fall unconscious from the pain.



You die.

Pirotessa tells you 'Going to ask you anyways, as you seem the type that
 likes to dispose of people, here and there. So you know what most people
sport
 for defensive. I'm looking for a suggestion for a cheaper end large or full
 shield. Last time i'll ask you anything, today, I promise.'

FML.

Troll Guard says, 'Joo cannot leave da' human with da orcs when I'm not around

mon!'

The Troll Guard flicks his whip at the human with a resounding CRACK sound!

A large cavity replaces Man's chest.

Man is DEAD, R.I.P.

Yippie!

New areas explored: 45

I've seen it all now:

a boy, riding on the back of a huge turtle

tt
You are done with the chant.

You frantically wave your hands and yell 'gwwaaajj'

It seems that Dralith is busy, instead some nasty demons arrive to help you.

The nasty demons kindly inform you that you cannot

I love Miksa...

Undyingrage [party]: wait, i am lost

Miksa (party): i know

Miksa (party): i fucking know

At round 15....
Your Tiger Mask fades from view.

Hair (party): a centaur riding a mount?

Pisano [party]: a centaur with claws, what will they think of next?

Soul Ripper momentarily FREEZES its opponent!
 WOW

You receive 27992 gold coins for slaying T_ _ _ _ _ .

You have a new solo kill option for top10!

Goerrean gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.

Goerrean is DEAD, R.I.P.

[Made by: Sprite]

I am Curath's will.

Info: Thamos dies.

Undyingrage [sales]: free claws to the face

Ghost of Fugazi [ghost]: rais

Elwynes (wanted): Dralith to give Undyingrage his ballz back! he's fizzling to
much! please!:(

Elwynes (party): always:D my second favorite tiger!
#sadness

Xortoth (wanted): more people to feed at vlad pls!
Ottie [wanted]: xortoth to reinc to a real guild that doesnt whine
#told

I am back!
ROAR!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Southwind causing
massive nerve damage.

Crusifer [wanted]: demon for hardcore clawer got totally
Dralith <wanted>: Who's this hardcore clawer?
Undyingrage [wanted]: ouch. cruel words Dralith
Dralith <wanted>: Is he buying for you?

#win

It seems that Dralith is busy, instead some nasty demons arrive to help you.
The nasty demons kindly inform you that you cannot summon that person.
The nasty demons go find something else to do.

> la chunk

This chunk has been cut from Undyingrage

using some inhumane, horrendous weapon.

You have left the House of Raid. #freedom

 Xortoth tells you 'im too much of an asshole'

True

Info: Thef left the game.
Cya again in 6 months my friend.

You tell Koraf 'Am I a bad person?'
Koraf tells you 'yes..'

Some people are so sweet!

Sprite brings you your blankie, tucks you firmly in bed, kisses your cheek
gently and wishes you pleasant dreams.

You grin stonedly.

A nice way to end 2014
,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.

| Party Name: Mur                          (Members:  3) | Exp Tot:   5556752
|

| Created: Wed Dec 31 06:34:33 2014        ( 2h 15m 40s) | Exp/min:     40858
|

|========================================================|====================|

| Place  Name      Status      HP         SP        EP   | Lvl |   Experience
|

|========================================================|=====|==============|

| 1.2  Miksa          ldr 1248(1248)  783( 783) 403(403) |   V |      1842128
|

| ?.?  Droolah        mbr 1129(1129)   31(  31) 357(428) |  89 |      1426167
|

| ?.?  Undyingrage    mbr 1191(1191)  798( 798) 555(555) | 100 |      1535606
|

`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'

| Miksa's soul        fol    full       full      full   | ??? |             
|

`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'

My first solo EQ run on NYE 2014.

Lady Zilvra is DEAD, R.I.P.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you DEVASTATE, with a thrusting blow, Bedbug ripping out
a
still beating heart.

Bedbug loses the privilege to live.

Bedbug is DEAD, R.I.P.

roar!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you DEVASTATE, with a thrusting blow, Studious catfolk
ripping out a still beating heart.

Ilyas tells you 'sick'
Ilyas tells you 'your claws are SUPREME'

Who wants ribs?

********************** Round 1 **********************
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY TIGER STRIKE Warthog ripping out a still
beating
heart.

You elbow-smash Warthog ripping out a still beating heart.
Warthog successfully parries your bludgeon.
Warthog successfully dodges your futile bite.
Warthog thumps you causing a small scratch.
Warthog tastes you causing a small scratch.
You try to dodge, but Warthog is not fooled.
Warthog bumps you making small marks.

Warthog is near death (5%).

Your first tentacle strikes Warthog causing garroting.
You gain insight to warhorse philosophy!
Warthog stops existing in this reality.
Warthog is DEAD, R.I.P.

A nice day indeed
New areas explored: 68

roar!
Grinning diabolically you DEVASTATE, with a thrusting blow, Young ice drake
ripping out a still beating heart.

A large cavity replaces Young ice drake's chest.

Young ice drake is DEAD, R.I.P.

One of the most epic battles with Elwynes.

| 20:30  217442: a HORRIBLE, HUGE and ANCIENT squid                          
|

Delveling (party): i think youve improved somewhat undyringrage

********************* Round 43 **********************

roar!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you DEVASTATE, with a thrusting blow, Great white shark
ripping out a still beating heart.

Ggr tells you 'now punishment for unnecessarily disturbing a wizard'
Ggr tells you 'have a nice day'

Delveling (party): nice claws

Delveling (party): im impressed
Undyingrage [party]: thanks <3

roar!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Orc boss ripping
out
a still beating heart.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY DISMEMBER Tigra causing the body to vibrate
uncontrollably.

Your face yo!

roar!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you DEVASTATE, with a thrusting blow, Rolf ripping out a
still beating heart.

A large hole replaces Rolf's face.

Rolf is DEAD, R.I.P.

Day 24 -- The final day
You open the present.

From the present falls a pair of short green boots <christmas glow>.

Maybe next year....

You take another hit from your doobie, then exhale a large cloud of smoke.

You light up your joint and begin to puff.  You begin to grin, knowing soon
you'll be high as a kite.

You start concentrating on the skill.

You are prepared to do the skill.

Your training has really paid off!
You touch Thamos in all the right places applying chi just perfectly.
Thamos just falls down.

Thamos lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.

Thamos moves on to happier hunting grounds.

Thamos is DEAD, R.I.P.

Thamos's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.

roar!
Grinning diabolically you DEVASTATE, with a thrusting blow, Draconian soldier
ripping out a still beating heart.

Yes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COYRxf13tIg

DAIIII
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY DISMEMBER Cecilia crushing the skull, forcing
brain tissue to fly out

Day 22 -- Funny
You open the present.

From the present falls a red christmas hat with a jingle bell.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you BRUTALLY THROAT RIP Thomas making lots of ugly marks.
...
roar!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Thomas making lots
of ugly marks.

roar!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Mutant breaking
virtually all major bones.

Day 21 -- Better but thrown...
You open the present.

From the present falls a small ring of smoke.

A nice party lead by Hemicuda.
,-----------------------------------------------------------------------------.

| Party Name: x                            (Members:  3) | Exp Tot:   3165646
|

| Created: Sun Dec 21 18:08:18 2014        ( 1h 18m 13s) | Exp/min:     40071
|

|========================================================|====================|

| Place  Name      Status      HP         SP        EP   | Lvl |   Experience
|

|========================================================|=====|==============|

| 2.2  Hemicuda       ldr  504( 504)  834(1044) 252(253) |  76 |       839737
|

| ?.?  Undyingrage    mbr 1146(1172)  328( 724) 144(532) | 100 |       774624
|

| ?.?  Panthos        mbr 1127(1127)  494( 789) 396(450) |  98 |       768999
|

`-----------------------------------------------------------------------------'

It was nice to see another member of the same clan in the party as well
(Panthos). He had bigger totals than me but I think the stats say everything
we need to see :)
|  Damage done | Healing done | Damage taken

--------------------------------------------------------------

1. Pils           |       36.16% |        0.65% |       48.75%

2. Undyingrage    |       33.89% |        0.00% |       18.53%

3. Panthos        |       29.95% |        0.00% |       27.92%

4. Hemicuda       |        0.00% |       99.35% |        4.80%

Day 20 -- More junk
You open the present.

From the present falls a steel dagger.

roar!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Dwarven priest
doing
terrible damage to the body.
13:56  119594: a dwarven priest, looking for people to convert

roar!
You tear Hunt master inducing a small shock.

You shred Hunt master making small marks.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you DEVASTATE, with a thrusting blow, Hunt master
inducing
a light welt.

roar!
I like this!

roar!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you DEVASTATE, with a thrusting blow, Dryad druid
ripping
out a still beating heart.

Day 18
You open the present.

From the present falls a leather vest.

New boot, new DEVESTATION!

roar!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you DEVASTATE, with a thrusting blow, Cavalier ripping
out
a still beating heart.

********************** Round 1 **********************

You incise Azekian causing a small wound.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY DISMEMBER Azekian causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.

Xordan utters a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'

Azekian dies in a massive pool of blood.

Azekian is DEAD, R.I.P.

Day 17
You open the present.

From the present falls Staff of the Elements.

Droolah (party): ROOM!

Undyingrage [party]: TA DA

(party): Droolah honors Undyingrage as a well respected warrior.

(party): Droolah honors Undyingrage as a well respected warrior.

Getting there!

roar!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you BRUTALLY TEAR Giant inducing a shock to the heart.

Today is the day my barb learns how to claw:

Koraf exclaims 'Haii!'

Day 16
You open the present.

From the present falls ring of infravision.

Day 15
You open the present.

From the present falls a red christmas hat with a jingle bell

Day 14
You open the present.

From the present falls a bronze small belt.

********************** Round 5 **********************

You score a CRITICAL hit!
Cackling demonically you incisively cut Palace guard snapping a collarbone.

You score a CRITICAL hit!
Cackling demonically you incisively cut Palace guard creating high voltage to
go
through the brain.

You knee Palace guard causing major annoyance.

You score a CRITICAL hit!
Cackling demonically you boot Palace guard sparking a limb to slice open.

You score a CRITICAL hit!
Cackling demonically you nip Palace guard causing a nasty laceration.

Air successfully dodges Palace guard's slash.

Slimeburger slits Palace guard causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.

Palace guard loses connection to reality, becoming truly STUNNED.

...WHO breaks the stun quickly off with intense concentration.

Slimeburger incisively tears Palace guard causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.

Palace guard's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green substance.

Palace guard is DEAD, R.I.P.

Today I reached a new height in solo kills.
a human guard in full armament, 154024 exp

Day 13
You open the present.

From the present falls a tinning kit.

Curath loves me.
Info: Troll Season is now open.  Happy hunting!

Miksa {party}: undying, ur name is monster

Undyingrage [party]: I am a monster

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you BARBARICALLY REND Dryad druid causing heart tissue to
fly everywhere.

roar!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Kastore destroying
the internal organs.

Day 12
You open the present.

From the present falls a red christmas hat with a jingle bell.

Day 12
You open the present.

From the present falls an iron knife.

Roar!

roar!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Wireframe ripping
out a still beating heart.

Vengeance is SWEET.

70811: a dryad druid matriarch, praying quitely

Thamos tells you 'wait till you are idling in no safe zone..'

Thamos tells you 'ill kill your char'

Thamos tells you 'it sucks but it happnes'

Day 11
You open the present.

From the present falls a red christmas hat with a jingle bell.

Broetchen {wanted}: 10 deaths for Undyingrage for spoiling my rate

BADASS

Kalahar tells you 'finger kalahar, he's badass'
Kalahar is a level 90 mortal of the Centaur race.

He was created Tue May 12 06:04:43 2009 and he is 220d, 6h, 43min and 7s old.

He has been linkdead for 17min and 24s now.

He is a spawn currently.

He has a secondary character, Rahalak.

He has killed: a majestic golden griffon, proud and.., 91087 exp

               A Vicious looking demon of fire skul.., 94114 exp (party of 2)

This player has a blog - last modified 2h, 27min and 13s ago. 

Plan:

>You strike furiously but score no serious hits.

>Your frenzied attempts to destroy are easily deflected.

Day 10
You open the present.

From the present falls Teddybear.
> hug teddybear

Bear smiles happily.

Day 9
You open the present.

From the present falls Silver Great Belt <red glow>.

********************** Round 3 **********************

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY DISMEMBER Alucard causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.

Alucard's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green substance.

Alucard is DEAD, R.I.P.

Day 9
Today is a good day
You open the present.

From the present falls A pair of dragonscale boots (lost but found).

roar!
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you badly kick Giant causing a kidney to rupture.

Day 8

You open the present.

From the present falls a red christmas hat with a jingle bell.

Got claws?

The 3 tigers
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| Party Name: CURATH, WE WANT MISSIONS!    (Members:  4) | Exp Tot:   1560089
|

| Created: Sun Dec 07 15:19:56 2014        ( 1h  3m 32s) | Exp/min:     24376
|

|========================================================|====================|

| Place  Name      Status      HP         SP        EP   | Lvl |   Experience
|

|========================================================|=====|==============|

| 1.1  Fimir          fol 1032(1032)  286( 726) 501(501) |  96 |       402460
|

| 1.2  Undyingrage    ldr 1181(1181)  804( 811) 535(535) | 100 |       502878
|

| 1.3  Astralji       fol  915( 915)  459( 459) 272(410) |  96 |       402294
|

| 2.1  Hemicuda       fol  713( 713) 1067(1298) 232(233) |  75 |       252457
|

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Day 7

You open the present.

From the present falls a lumberjack's axe.

GOT CAPS?

roar!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Templar causing
massive internal trauma.

********************* Round 23 **********************

Tombert shafts you snapping a collarbone.

Tombert perforates you slicing open a gaping wound.

Tombert really tastes you causing a nasty laceration.

Tombert misses you.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY REND Tombert inducing a shock to the heart.

You gain insight to warhorse philosophy!

You get bad vibrations as Tombert's spine snaps with an audible *SNAP*.

Tombert is DEAD, R.I.P.

Day 6

You open the present.

From the present falls a red christmas hat with a jingle bell.

Day 5

You open the present.

From the present falls a blood red vest

Day 4

You open the present.

From the present falls a lumberjack's axe.

Cyber bullies

Xortoth tells Koraf and you 'you can sleep in pieces instead..'

Xortoth tells Koraf and you ':D'

Koraf tells Xortoth and you 'well.. u can rest in peace if u like :P'

********************** Round 1 **********************

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you BARBARICALLY REND Large eagle causing heart tissue to
fly everywhere.

Large eagle suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times violently,
then falls to the ground, lifeless.

Large eagle is DEAD, R.I.P.

Day 3

You open the present.

From the present falls a canteen (half full).

In the gear!

roar!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Bellows ripping
out
a still beating heart.

Day 2

You open the present.

From the present falls an iron ball.

I have vague memories of when I used to roar in such manners...

"Snail roars victoriously as Ceolic dies shamefully!"

Day 1

You open the present.

From the present falls electrum mittens.

SCORE!

roar!
********************** Round 3 **********************

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you BRUTALLY TEAR Ogre mage causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.

A party in the afternoon.

|  Damage done | Healing done | Damage taken

--------------------------------------------------------------

1. Undyingrage    |       40.10% |        0.00% |       34.06%

2. Nienna         |       34.76% |        0.00% |       18.38%

3. Air            |       25.04% |        0.00% |       46.37%

4. Vijita         |        0.10% |      100.00% |        1.18%

Akiriuma [bat]: remind me to get bigger then undyingrage for next ball
Akiriuma is a level 40 mortal of the Minotaur race.

He was created Mon Nov 17 02:24:58 2014 and he is 4d, 11h, 59min and 47s old.

Overwhelming pain makes your limbs shiver.

The blood red demon shouts 'THE BLOOD BATH HAS ENDED.'

The demon tells you 'Thank you for participating in the Blood Bath.'

The demon tells you 'Unfortunately ghosts can't gain experience.'



The blood red demon shouts 'And the highest score was made by Undyingrage!'

The blood red demon shouts 'You must be alive and in the game at the end!'

The blood red demon shouts 'The winner is Durtle!'

Came close but had a good one with Sarma :)


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********************** Round 8 **********************

You stomp-kick Sarma ripping out a still beating heart.
Sarma staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.
Sarma is DEAD, R.I.P.
The demon tells you 'You gain 175 points for killing Sarma.'

Late night parties....

|  Damage done | Healing done | Damage taken

--------------------------------------------------------------

1. Undyingrage    |       40.11% |        0.62% |       36.27%

2. Pils           |       37.06% |        1.01% |       34.81%

3. Jotain         |       22.13% |        5.44% |       20.30%

4. Hemicuda       |        0.70% |       92.93% |        8.61%

Hemicuda (party): claws make a big difference

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Your superb dexterity avoids a nasty ambush.

Kalahar arrives.

********************** Round 1 **********************

You tear A bat causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.

You stomp-kick A bat ripping out a still beating heart.

A bat stops existing in this reality.

A bat is DEAD, R.I.P.

********************** Round 1 **********************

You cut A bat causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.

You stomp-kick A bat ripping out a still beating heart.

You feel the chaos pulse inside you!

You get bad vibrations as A bat's spine snaps with an audible *SNAP*.

A bat is DEAD, R.I.P.

********************** Round 1 **********************

You tear A bat causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.

You elbow A bat ripping out a still beating heart.

A bat stops existing in this reality.

A bat is DEAD, R.I.P.

********************** Round 1 **********************

You tear A bat causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.

You elbow A bat ripping out a still beating heart.

A bat gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.

A bat is DEAD, R.I.P.

********************** Round 1 **********************

You miss A rat.

A rat tries to dodge your hit, but you are not fooled that easily!

You smack A rat making an artery explode.

A rat successfully dodges your futile bite.

Kalahar shreds A rat causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.

A large cavity replaces A rat's chest.

A rat is DEAD, R.I.P.

********************** Round 1 **********************

You tear A rat causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.

Your attack causes A rat to lose focus slightly.

...WHO breaks the stun quickly off with intense concentration.

You elbow A rat ripping out a still beating heart.

You feel the chaos pulse inside you!

A rat stops existing in this reality.

A rat is DEAD, R.I.P.

********************** Round 1 **********************

You tear A rat causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.

You smack A rat causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.

A rat suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times violently, then
falls to the ground, lifeless.

A rat is DEAD, R.I.P.

********************** Round 1 **********************

You cut A rat causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.

You stomp-kick A rat ripping out a still beating heart.

A rat loses the privilege to live.

A rat is DEAD, R.I.P.

********************** Round 1 **********************

You tear A rat causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.

A rat successfully parries your attack.

A rat tries to dodge your hit, but you are not fooled that easily!

You smack A rat mutilating intestinal tissue.

You morsel A rat causing entrails to fly everywhere.

A rat successfully dodges Kalahar's slash.

Kalahar batters A rat with shield causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.

A rat gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.

A rat is DEAD, R.I.P.

********************** Round 1 **********************

You miss A rat.

A rat tries to dodge your hit, but you are not fooled that easily!

You cause A rat's world to become blurred and unfocused.

You smack A rat making an artery explode.

You morsel A rat causing a nasty laceration.

Kalahar heavily pushes A rat with shield causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.

You gain insight to warhorse philosophy!

A rat stops existing in this reality.

A rat is DEAD, R.I.P.

Your shadow familiar covers the corpse and consumes it.

Your shadow familiar covers the corpse and consumes it.

Your shadow familiar covers the corpse and consumes it.

Your shadow familiar covers the corpse and consumes it.

Grinning diabolically Kalahar REALLY SLAMS Orc boss with shield causing heart
tissue to fly everywhere.

He owns...

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roar!
********************** Round 9 **********************

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Bankguard ripping
out a still beating heart.

Bankguard stops existing in this reality.

Bankguard is DEAD, R.I.P.

Lysander (party): tigers are cool

Lysander (party): love em

I am more connected to Curath than ever before!

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********************** Round 3 **********************

You elbow-smash Bankguard ripping out a still beating heart.

You feel the chaos pulse inside you!

Bankguard stops existing in this reality.

Bankguard is DEAD, R.I.P.

Finally...

You emote to Theramon 'tackles you to the ground.'

*

Shar tells you 'for each attempt, I'll just add +1 to kill_undyingrage_counter'

Xordan [wanted]: curath to bless undyingrage :)

ouchie
| Infection Level:23                              | For now       |

[06:40]:Undyingrage [tunes]: I think theres a bug, I got presents from santa
already?

[06:41]:Undyingrage [tunes]: oh wait, it wasn't Santa, it was just Elwynes
being AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[06:42]:Elwynes (tunes): dat shit must be a bug:(

Two old friends



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p say clawwed Fimo yer puff!  ( '-')^  (roar)
You are done with the chant.

You shred air with your tiger claws and scream 'Haii!'

As Fimo drops to his knees you leap in for the kill!

********************** Round 1 **********************

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you savagely rip Fimo crushing the skull, forcing brain
tissue to fly out.

You elbow-smash Fimo creating light bruising.

You smack Fimo causing small burns.

You nibble Fimo making small marks.

Theramon gorges Fimo forcing spinal discs to dislodge.

Cackling devilishly Theramon BRUTALLY THROAT RIPS Fimo ripping out a still
beating heart.

Theramon toe-kicks Fimo ripping out a still beating heart.

Theramon slightly pierces Fimo causing large bones to crack loudly.

Asmodeus the fire entity incisively tears Fimo causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.

A large cavity replaces Fimo's chest.

Fimo is DEAD, R.I.P.

:)

p report Tiger claw in 1 round!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Tigra causing
serious pain.

Blayke is at it again!

New areas explored: 2

A nice combo
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you savagely shave Orc jailer causing large bones to
crack
loudly.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you dragon-claw Orc jailer ripping out a still beating
heart.

New areas explored: 1
Thanks Blaykie :)

Shenleung wears Silky Dilky [Made by: Sprite].
It's amazing to see how many players run around with equipment made by Sprite.
I'm also one of these 'people'
God bless our dear Sprite! **

A nice finish.

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********************** Round 9 **********************

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you rive Konrad causing the head to explode from a
poison
blast.

You elbow-smash Konrad spraying blood and bone chips everywhere.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you ankle-stomp Konrad causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you really taste Konrad causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.

Konrad dies in a massive pool of blood.

Konrad is DEAD, R.I.P.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you cruelly slash HUGE black dragon making skull crack,
forcing serious brain hemorrhage.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you badly kick Dragon causing a leg frostbite.

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********************** Round 1 **********************

You horribly shred Customer forcing spinal discs to dislodge.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Customer ripping
out
a still beating heart.

Customer's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green substance.

Customer is DEAD, R.I.P.

Koraf tells Tenji and you 'i feel bad for u tigers who want REAL action ,)'

AMEN

You feel the chaos pulse inside you!
spawn

********************* Round 11 **********************

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you dragon-claw Orc boss ripping out a still beating
heart.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you suckerpunch Orc boss mutilating intestinal tissue.

You morsel Orc boss making small marks.

Orc boss is near death (10%).
DIIEEEE**

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you pummel, with dozens of chain punches, Pertti causing
serious pain.

Ilyas tells you ':('
Ilyas tells you 'aww...shit the bed!'

1. 18/10/14 | Helga IchbinsogroB, former shot putt.., 86512 exp

Pretty. Ding ding ding...
********************* Round 14 **********************

Grinning diabolically Cogwell kidneypunches Gorgar crushing the skull, forcing
brain tissue to fly out.

Cogwell kicks Gorgar slicing open a gaping wound.

Gorgar successfully dodges Cogwell's bash.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you cruelly slash Cogwell forcing spinal discs to
dislodge.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you jump up and side-kick Cogwell breaking bones and
inducing screaming.

You smack Cogwell making small marks.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you nip Cogwell causing a small scratch.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you BARBARICALLY REND Witch causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.

EAT DIRT!

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you feint high and then cruelly groin-rip Sandman ripping
out a still beating heart.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you slit Tortured buckthorn causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you cruelly tatter Smack, the HUGE Troll causing heart
tissue to fly everywhere.

Curath praises me.

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You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you savagely shave Guard dog causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.

Guard dog stops existing in this reality.

Guard dog is DEAD, R.I.P.

Here we go!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you dragon-claw Sentry ripping out a still beating
heart.

I'm back...
go
dig grave
go
dig grave
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you feint high and then cruelly groin-rip Ogre mercenary
causing massive internal trauma.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you badly kick Sentry causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.

You hear a horrible explosion.

The scorched body of Nikana can be seen in the distance.

| 07:45  131702: a mighty grey gryphon, covered in hoar frost                
|

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Draconian sentry
breaking bones and inducing screaming.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you feint high and then cruelly groin-rip Arnold ripping
out
a still beating heart.

Xlink [party]: xX- nice claws undy -Xx

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you BRUTALLY TEAR Bloodlust shadow causing heart tissue
to
fly everywhere.

You shred air with your tiger claws and scream 'Haii!'
As Aaron drops to its knees you leap in for the kill!

Interactive goes 'mmmmm...'.
Interactive [party]: damn nice claws
...
Interactive tells you 'i could use you more on exp... love those claws

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you BRUTALLY TEAR Aaron causing large bones to crack
loudly.

Interactive [party]: damn nice claws

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you BRUTALLY TEAR Slime causing the soul to get sucked
out.

and shortly after :)

You are now level 92. You feel luckier!
You gained 25 stat training points.

The Moment Has Arrived! The Big Jackpot Drawing For:

BONGO's ELECTRUM PLATED EXPERIENCE BONANZA!!!!



After careful scientific and statistical studies were made,

it was decided seers would study the toe nails of a rabbit

and divine the true winner. After careful study and much

bickering as to the nature of life, the Winner was found to be

Undyingrage!!!!!
exp: 5409084 [+5400099]

You try to jump as far as you can but fall short from the other side, you
panic as your feet touch the burning lava, the unmistakable smell of burning
flesh gets to your nose as your feet get a 'well done' look. Getting strength
from your soul, you manage to air jump back to the relative safety of the
stairs. Looking at your nonexistant foot nails you realize this was indeed a
very dumb move.

You have a new solo kill option for top10!

Scorpion gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.

Scorpion is DEAD, R.I.P.

2. 06/01/14 | a GIGANTIC scorpion is here, 89329 exp

The ghost makes a scary face...



             ,,,,     

            / @@\    

         ( \  O /__  

          \      __)

          /      \   

         /        \   

         \:::::::/    



But you are not scared.

> eat cookie

You carefully break the cookie, eat it and find a small note inside saying:



---------------------------------------------------------------------

All the passions make us commit faults; love makes us commit the most

ridiculous ones.

                -- La Rochefoucauld

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You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you SAVAGELY SHRED Servant forcing the heart to
incinerate.

You carefully break the cookie, eat it and find a small note inside saying:



You can't possibly eat more. You discard rest of the food.

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The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.

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So educational...

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you uppercut Long green snake causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.

!
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you BRUTALLY TEAR Male frost giant forcing the heart to
incinerate.

The demon tells you 'Thank you for participating in the Blood Bath.'

The demon tells you 'I'll grant you 50000 experience for your kills.'

After a big session of exp during this Chrsitmas, the roll back to regular exp
has been slow and painful as anyone would have guessed. This however has been
a big relief.

You invest 2000000 experience points in the training, and feel a little closer
to gaining the next level.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you uppercut Savage man making skin fall off from cold.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you BRUTALLY TEAR Eric causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.

hp: -217 (1216) [-666]
You are unconscious, unable to do anything.
You die.

You have a strange feeling.

You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.



NESSUS, the ninth layer of HELL.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you pummel, with dozens of chain punches, Mangore spraying
blood and bone chips everywhere.

You have a new TOP solo kill!
YUCH, Goerrean's entrails spill all over the place.
Goerrean is DEAD, R.I.P.
exp: 412772 [+220298]

24th gift from Santa: supple maroon trousers... Santa you F _ _ K.

Respcet are like drops of water in a desert

22nd Dec, Santa sent me a Vermouth Rose. Thanks...

Theramon goes 'EWWWW!' in disgust at you.

Theramon fnords from the cold.

Theramon fnords about you.

Theramon shakes his head at you, 'Crazy Bastard'.

Theramon lets out a lazy 'fnord'.

Theramon cocks his head to the side at you and mutters 'fnord...'.

Theramon fnords creepily behind you.

Theramon is boiling over with fnord coming from his ears.

Theramon fnordrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-rrrrrrrrrs at you.

Theramon is feeling so fnord with you.

Theramon screams WOOOOOOOT! at you.

Theramon fnords at you.

Theramon yells in your face 'Fuck off and DIE!'.

Theramon is madly in love with you.

Theramon fnords you like only Gotrek can.

Theramon fnords you with a large, slimy salmon.

Theramon goes peek-a-boo at you.

Theramon fnordrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-rrrrrrrrrs at you.

Theramon yells 'Aye, Aye, Sir!' at you.

Theramon tries to fnord you.

Christmas 2013
Day 14:  A red christmas hat with a jingle bell

Friendly beasts
Skill duration: random.
Affecting stats: None.
It uses no endurance points.

There is more than one way to tame pets. One less traditional
way involves less manipulation and relies more on a process we are all
familiar with: friendship crafting.  Time and energy is spent to build a
mutual bond that results in gaining a new ally to fight along side you. Some
beasts although they may appear to be cute and fluffy can deal serious wounds
to opponents and depending on the bond even fatal wounds.

Cackling devilishly Fluffy bunny SAVAGELY SHREDS Tiger forcing the heart to
incinerate.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you headbutt Orc boss snapping back a limb.

This is a story about a Rock Crab, Someone and Undyingrage.

Evenings are best spent with your friend Rock Crab and someone. Undyingrage
had organized a picnic on Laenor at the South Crossing. It was a fine picnic
as all picnics tend to be with sun shine beaming down and laughter in the air.
That is, until an unwelcomed guest arrived. 

Kirya leaps in from the shadows!
Kirya starts concentrating on a new offensive spell.
Kirya shreds air with her hands and screams 'Haii!'

Undyingrage kneeled down as his vision turned black.

The bread was spoiled, salad all over the floor and blanket ripped. The picnic
was over but that wasn't the only thing that was over. Undyingrage was unable
to act, with his head whirling slowly his vision returned. There before him
was his pal Rock Crab and Someone.

Someone cuts Kirya creating a nasty infection.
Smiling devilishly Rock crab cruelly tatters Kirya causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
Kirya is near death (5%).

With dexterity, Kirya holds onto 5% of his life as he is near death and
returns to the shadows where he came.

It would of been a nice story to end here. Unfortunately, moments later...

Ghost of Kirya tells you 'meh =) that rock is a bastard =F'

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you rive Cecilia puncturing a hole, allowing entrails to
spill everywhere.

********************** Round 3 **********************
You incise High priest inducing a minor poison burn.
You knee High priest making some small marks.
You elbow High priest causing major annoyance.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Grinning diabolically you finger-jab High priest dislocating bones.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Grinning diabolically you stomp High priest causing entrails to fly
everywhere.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Grinning diabolically you nip High priest causing a nasty laceration.

High priest is in bad shape (25%).

I didn't expect this one:
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you SAVAGELY SHRED Jailer forcing the heart to incinerate.

Broke into the top 250, sitting at 248!

It's been awhile since but it's always refreshing to see.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Orc boss ripping
out
a still beating heart.

Starting the day off with a big roar.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY TIGER STRIKE Demonic guardian ripping out a
still beating heart.

A short and sweet party with Malos(leading), Azagoth and Tumbelius.
Instructions were simple:

Malos (party): azagoth crys, tumbelius lures and burns, undyingrage looks cool
and does his thing

It seems that I have added my very own spell to the library of spells in
BatMud.

Paranoia
Casting time: 2 rounds.
Type of spell: offensive spell.
Affecting stats: Reputation.
Cast type: harm.

Spell point cost: 50. 

This is a secret technique, which allows the attacker to focus his presence
inside opponent's mind causing great levels of stress and the inhibits the
ability to think logically. The stress can cause the opponent to flee but can
also cause significant damage, such that attacks and threats will be issued by
the opponent's care takers whom seek retribution.

Nomed (wanted): why is undyingrage walking past me lot of times and looking at
me

Nomed (wanted): and telling me: but we are friends

Nerya <wanted>: maybe he likes what he sees?

LOL!

Dreampuff recently closed down his BatDiamond Industries due to health issue:
his eyes started to glare after working endlessly on cutting diamonds.

Returning to the ranks of grinding mobs, we had a short party and it didn't
take
 long for him to notice.

Dreamracer [party]: how are you guys so strong? :D

You are prepared to do the skill.

Your battle sense is at its peak!  Time seems to slow down, your enemy seems
pitiful!
You quickly stab your enemy 3 crushing blows to the head, before it can react!
Fearless blue dragon is stunned!

...And you turn suddenly and STRIKE again.

Fearless blue dragon suffers as poison from your blade flows into its system!

It's not often that I use weapons but turns out, things can be interesting!

You are prepared to do the skill.

Your battle sense is at its peak!  Time seems to slow down, your enemy seems
pitiful!
You quickly stab your enemy 3 crushing blows to the head, before he can react!
Fireguard Elite is stunned!

...And you turn suddenly and STRIKE again.

Fireguard Elite suffers as poison from your blade flows into his system!

Droolah [party]: i can remember you undyingrage when you were 60lv
Droolah [party]: :D
Undyingrage [party]: :3 and and?
Droolah [party]: now you can ROAR!

Droolah taps you on the head.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you DEVASTATE, with a thrusting blow, Orc boss ripping out
a
still beating heart.

You are prepared to do the skill.

You deliver a strong finger-strike to A skeleton's throat crushing
his windpipe!

NOW you really have it. You mutilate A skeleton's face with your INCREDIBLE
finishing blow.

A skeleton's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green substance.

A skeleton is DEAD, R.I.P.

Friends.... thank you Theramon!

You gain 26250 additional explore experience from finding this place!

You feel like you just got slightly better in pick locks.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Apeman ripping out
a
still beating heart.

You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Apeman as it dies.

Apeman is DEAD, R.I.P.

Take that Apeman!

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Danger -- do not touch

Remember that time when you first found a bees nest, or maybe it was an ant
hill, your curiosity spikes and you just had to poke a stick in there to see
what would happen. I know I sure did and 4 short rounds later I met my death.

********************** Round 4 **********************
Koraf tears you causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
Your skin is CHARRED severely!

You die.
You have a strange feeling.
You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.

Short and sweet -- A quick party before boot

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| Party Name: --*<HABANERO>*--             (Members:  5) | Exp Tot:   2478880
|
| Created: Mon Nov 04 10:59:34 2013        ( 1h  3m 35s) | Exp/min:     38732
|
|========================================================|====================|
| Place  Name      Status      HP         SP        EP   | Lvl |   Experience
|
|========================================================|=====|==============|
| 1.1   Undyingrage   fol 1048(1160)   67( 717) 530(530) |  87 |       513618
|
| 1.2   Fistan        fol  963(1272)   25(  25)  19(410) |  85 |       517023
|
| 1.3   Koraf         fol  845(1025)   29(  29) 254(417) |  90 |       525144
|
| 2.2   Cordoba       ldr  446( 446)  821(1573) 250(250) |  78 |       609189
|
| 2.3   Uki           fol  434( 434)  706( 817) 215(231) |  45 |       313906
|
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It's always nice to join a publicly formed party to find a familiar face. I
joined forces with Koraf, Fistan, Uki and Cordoba as we ravaged through some
zones in Laenor. It was a rocky start with Cordoba breathin' fire down my neck
but once things settled and gained momentum things got into business. This
wasn't one of those 'social parties' you might find Doomface leading, it was
quiet and efficient.

Koraf was swinging his axe menacingly, sitting in his number 1 slot and
playing in his own league. While in contrast, I sat naer the bottom. Breaking
into the 20% damage slot was my little goal but the party ended before I could
make it possible. To my surprise Fistan had some nice crits.

Finally, memorable moments for me was realising the steam of crits that filled
the screen that followed my claw. I felt like a gate keeper to a world of
pain.

You shred air with your tiger claws and scream 'Haii!'
As Dwarven mage drops to his knees you leap in for the kill!
********************** Round 3 **********************
You smack Dwarven mage making small marks.
You morsel Dwarven mage causing small burns.
Smiling devilishly Koraf cruelly slashes Dwarven mage causing bad burns.
Koraf incises Dwarven mage causing a slight chill.
Smiling devilishly Koraf uncontrollably slashes Dwarven mage inducing a nasty
lesion.
Koraf shreds Dwarven mage causing a small scratch.
Koraf pierces Dwarven mage making small marks.
Koraf slightly pierces Dwarven mage making small marks.
Koraf nibbles Dwarven mage making small marks.
Fistan horribly shreds Dwarven mage causing skin to sizzle.
Fistan incisively cuts Dwarven mage causing a small scratch.
Smiling devilishly Fistan really pokes Dwarven mage producing large scratches.

|  Damage done | Healing done | Damage taken
--------------------------------------------------------------
1. Koraf          |       38.75% |        0.58% |       31.98%
2. Fistan         |       29.24% |        0.00% |       39.27%
3. Undyingrage    |       18.98% |        0.00% |       24.09%
4. Cordoba        |       13.00% |        0.00% |        3.21%
5. Uki            |        0.04% |       99.42% |        1.45%

You ask Rob Danitaille about prizes.

Rob Danitaille says 'Let's see what you got.' 
You are awarded 6 training points.

Massive regret this year, I wish I took this event a little more serious.
Congrats to all my friends who did manage to get some decent prizes out of
this! #happy_halloween

A simple little 3 man party today with 3 friends:

|  Damage done | Healing done | Damage taken
--------------------------------------------------------------
1. Theramon       |       38.25% |       14.83% |       15.59%
2. Undyingrage    |       32.98% |        0.00% |       32.16%
3. Elwynes        |       28.77% |       85.17% |       52.24%

The damage meter bonced between all 3 of us fighting for the numebr 1 spot.

While clearing out Moonrind, one of my favorite moments when was we all
critted together. It would of been nice if the mob died but we came clsoe. Go
team! 

********************** Round 1 **********************

You score a CRITICAL hit!
Grinning diabolically you nip Dryad causing skin to freeze.

Smiling devilishly Theramon joint-twists Dryad breaking bones and inducing
screaming.

Asmodeus the fire entity horribly shreds Dryad making rib bones snap and
crack.
Grinning diabolically Asmodeus the fire entity really crushes Dryad with
shield
causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.

Dryad is near death (10%).

Getting a lot of these cap crits this week. Feels like I've broken into a new
'level'
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Newbie king
ripping
out a still beating heart.

You hurt Guard who seems to become somewhat confused.

You foot-step Guard inducing a light welt.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you BRUTALLY THROAT RIP Guard ripping out a still beating
heart.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Goerrean ripping
out
a still beating heart.

You are prepared to do the skill.

You kick First Mate Roscoe in the stomach making him bend over in pain
and finish the move with a powerful elbow strike to his back!

You are at your best. You see a small opening and strike HARD at First Mate
Roscoe's groin. WHOAA! Making him fall down.

You bite Elwynes and drink some sweet sweet blood. It revitalizes you. You are
so full of liquid you feel like you might burst.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Koraf ripping out
a
still beating heart.

Porkzar tells you 'so in those books you're doing atleast 1,5x more dmg than
*****!'

A short party with my best mate Koraf.

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| 15:30   55239: a centaur clops by, carrying a composite bow                
|

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Aegisfang tells you 'ill kill you'
LOL

Koraf says 'The tiger is a dangerous looking specimen. You better keep out of
his way and.'
Koraf says 'pray that you are not the tiger's prey.'
Koraf says 'The tiger is in a good shape.'
Koraf exclaims 'His fists are surrounded by infernal black flames!'
Koraf smirks.

You have a new TOP solo kill!

Abdul'aeh sem'aehl suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times
violently, then falls to the ground, lifeless.

Abdul'aeh sem'aehl is DEAD, R.I.P.
16/10/13 -- Abdul'aeh Sem'aehl the merchant from.., 86589 exp

You twist and throw Angus ripping out a still beating heart.
Angus dies in a massive fit of convulsions.

Angus is DEAD, R.I.P.

Tazliel [party]: I am impressed by undyingrage damage output tho

Sammael (party): nod

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Dryad druid
ripping
out a still beating heart.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Orc boss ripping
out
a still beating heart.

You get bad vibrations as Orc boss's spine snaps with an audible *SNAP*.

Orc boss is DEAD, R.I.P.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Paladin ripping
out
a still beating heart.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Rendevelin ripping
out a still beating heart.

Congratulations, you have successfully solved the Towers of Hanoi! It took you

2s

.-.               .-.               .-.        
    | |               | |               | |        
    | |               | |              .---.       
    | |               | |              |   |       
    | |               | |             .-----.      
    | |               | |             |     |      
    | |               | |            .-------.      
    | |               | |            |       |      
    | |               | |           .---------.   
    | |               | |           |         |   
    | |               | |          .-----------.  
    | |               | |          |           |   
    | |               | |         .-------------. 
    | |               | |         |             |   
    | |               | |        .---------------.
    | |               | |        |               |   
.-----------------------------------------------------.
|                                                     |   
`-----------------------------------------------------´

Fairy gives you a crest of the wanderer and it becomes one with your soul.

Fairy waves happily and with a snap of his fingers he is gone.

You are using 'iron palm'.

You are prepared to do the skill.

You kick Male frost giant in the stomach making him bend over in pain
and finish the move with a powerful elbow strike to his back!

NOW you really have it. You mutilate Male frost giant's face with your
INCREDIBLE finishing blow.

Male frost giant dies in a massive pool of blood.

Male frost giant is DEAD, R.I.P.

The blood red demon shouts 'THE BLOOD BATH HAS ENDED.'

The demon tells you 'Thank you for participating in the Blood Bath.'

The demon tells you 'I'll grant you 50000 experience for your kills.'

Neclord tries to be like undyingrage
Neclord goes 'Heh' at you.

Good parties are those which yield a lot of exp and fast, but the better
parties are those who are made up of friends. Maybe you've seen Doomface ask
for interviews for his party members; this is because he doesn't want a dry,
quiet and boring grind. Social parties are fun and sometimes this is more
important than the parties rates.  

Party Name: .                            (Members:  5) Exp Tot:   3044832 
Created: Sun Sep 29 02:39:57 2013        ( 3h 51m 34s) Exp/min:     13124 
Place  Name      Status      HP         SP        EP     Lvl   Experience 
========================================================|=====|==============
 1.3   Undyingrage   ldr  910( 910)  546( 546) 414(414) |  83 |       973019 

*2.2   Ikazumi       fol  439( 439)  835( 835) 226(227) |  50 |       620508 

 ?.?   Neclord       mbr 1096(1096)   19(  19) 181(388) |  71 |       802849 

 ?.?   Kalahar       mbr 1004(1004)  400( 400) 261(408) |  55 |       648456 

Today, we pushed the level up a notch as I lead the party into the Mist and
managed to clear the High Council without a single wipe!

07:46   59518: amazon warrior Lily looking worried                            
07:50   72175: amazon warrior Opal thinking dark thoughts    
07:52   67846: amazon warrior Luna planning a rescue mission    
07:56   83489: amazon warrior Anya is sitting silently    
08:02   64676: amazon warrior Tara is considering about slaughtering the or  
08:03  106823: amazon princess Tigra is trying to rally the council    

Congratulations to everyone in the party!

How to kill a 100pr troll
=========================
You will need a friend and two copper tail rings.

When engaged with the troll, zap the troll with the rings:

You call forth the power of your tail ring.
Kalahar calls forth the power of his tail ring.
There is a flash of magic from Kalahar!
There is a flash of magic from tail ring!

Repeat this process until success:

You watch with self-pride as your shocking grasp hits Twohead the Troll.
YUCH, Twohead the Troll's entrails spill all over the place.
Twohead the Troll is DEAD, R.I.P.

Farliss tells you 'I hope you're dead and I'm speaking to a ghost.'

Farliss tells you ''cause I'm gonna fuck you up for good in this game.'

Farliss tells you 'annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd now I'm gonna dest your eqs.'

You are the new Curath's Chosen!
You wear midnight black bracelets with flaming tiger's head ornament.
!**

Theramon tells Xortoth and you 'i have to say undyingrage hits FUCKING hard
for a tiger once shit is stunned'

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you snake-strike, blocking the chi of Mumbaba ripping
out
a still beating heart.

A fun party lead by Xortoth and his best mate Koraf today. The kind of party
that isn't your everyday meal, it was a party that lacked a healer. I was
slapping on my salves and popping pills to stay at my best and not die. It
wasn't the easiest of parties to be in as we constantly pushed forward to
maintain a decent exp rate. We typically charge on injured to the next mob and
heck, that's what made things even more exciting.

Party Name: > Death and Destruction <    (Members:  3) | Exp Tot: 3625990   
Created: Tue Sep 17 12:48:31 2013        ( 1h 46m  4s) | Exp/min: 33887
Place  Name      Status      HP         SP        EP   | Lvl Experience 
Xortoth       ldr 1116(1116)   54(  54) 383(413) |  63 | 1203898 
Koraf         mbr  993( 993)   25(  25) 159(414) |  85 | 1226771 
Undyingrage   mbr  545(1173)  191( 732) 510(537) |  82 | 1195321 

We sailed on Amaranthe across Lucentium slashing apart dragons, trolls and
kittens. It was interesting to see the party glue together and make do with
out a healer. A nice battle cry opening, followed by a barrage of stuns and
offensive strikes. More often than not, the mob would meet it's maker.

You shred air with your tiger claws and scream 'Haii!'
As Female Duz drops to her knees you leap in for the kill!
******************** Round 3 (2) ********************
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Grinning diabolically you ankle-stomp Female Duz causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
Grinning diabolically Xortoth BARBARICALLY RENDS Ticketman forcing the heart
to
incinerate.

After Lucentium, while mending our wounds we sailed towards Desolathya before
wrapping up.

Koraf [report]: 4 round Lure
Xortoth's inhumanly cruel onslaught on Wireframe causes him to collapse upon
the
ground writhing in sheer agony as he begs and pleads for death to save him
from
the pain!
********************** Round 5 **********************
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Grinning diabolically you pummel, with dozens of chain punches, Wireframe
ripping out a still beating heart.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Grinning diabolically you dragon-claw Wireframe destroying the windpipe.
You smack Wireframe making small marks.
Smiling devilishly Koraf quickly cuts Wireframe causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.

Wireframe is in very bad shape (15%).


I'm excited to say, the party concluded without a single wipe!

Xortoth (party): That does it..thank you for flying air Xortoth, where idling
leeching tarms were not welcome today.

Heros come in all shapes and forms.

You tell Dreamracer (dying) ' what cha doing'
Undyingrage [wanted]: DD ON DREAMRACER
Dreamracer [wanted]: got
Dreamracer tells you 'omg!!'
Dreamracer tells you ':D'
Dreamracer tells you 'that was so funny xD'
Dreamracer tells you '785 hpmax, and took 780 damage from mine explosion'
Dreamracer tells you 'but wasn't full hp xD'


Meh, I should of let him die!

It wasn't easy but after 300 days of mud I finally got into the "big boys"
party today.

Resin tells you 'ok...we try u!'

We quickly sailed across the world with Xunisiih, Resin and myself in the
front row. Byleth was in the back keeping us alive as everything arond us blew
up.


Party Name: it  (Members:  3) Exp Tot:  5014376

Created: Sun Sep 15 16:29:32 2013  ( 1h 27m 44s) Exp/min:     56981

Place  Name      Status      HP         SP        EP   | Lvl |   Experience 
1.2   Resin         ldr 1341(1341)   41(  41) 426(428) |   V |      1470549 
?.?   Undyingrage   mbr 1208(1208)  631( 724) 541(541) |  82 |      1074852 
?.?   Xunisiih      mbr 1291(1291)  599( 599) 528(528) | III |      1262782

HIghlights:
Smiling devilishly Resin BRUTALLY TEARS Thief causing flames to burn right
through skull.

The party ended with Byleth needing to leave.

Undyingrage [party]: thanks for having me Resin
Undyingrage [party]: hope I did ok
Resin (party): did great

:3

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Bureaucrat ripping
out a still beating heart.

Bureaucrat dies in a massive pool of blood.

Bureaucrat is DEAD, R.I.P.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY TIGER STRIKE Orc boss ripping out a still
beating heart.

FYI Freld:
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you DEVASTATE, with a thrusting blow, Umber hulk ripping
out
a still beating heart.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you ankle-stomp Umber hulk causing entrails to fly
everywhere.

Xortoth (party): you know what undying
Xortoth (party): for a tiger you hit fucken hard

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY TIGER STRIKE Dryad ripping out a still beating
heart.

A large hole replaces Dryad's face.

Dryad is DEAD, R.I.P.

You take a highsteel vest, a big pile of zinc coins and a casual green dress

 from a hacked lump of Dryad.

You are prepared to do the skill.

You move with blinding speed and deliver a spinning roundhouse kick to
Brigade guard's temple and continue the movement by blasting his ribcage
with a devastating back kick.

You are at your best. You see a small opening and strike HARD at Brigade
guard's
groin. WHOAA! Making him fall down.

p report ( o__o) critical*
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Ice Golem
destroying
the windpipe.

You are prepared to do the skill.

Your hands start to glow with power. With unearthly speed you thrust both
of your hands into Orc guard's chest shattering his ribcage and instantly
coming out from his back!

YOU HAVE IT! You execute triple-round-house-kick to Orc guard's head with
UNEARTHLY speed. his head makes a CRUNCHING sound and almost shifts from it's
place.

You are prepared to do the skill.

You move with blinding speed and deliver a spinning roundhouse kick to
Giant's temple and continue the movement by blasting its ribcage
with a devastating back kick.

You execute a final blow with SUPERB speed to make Giant's day.

You are using 'iron palm'.

You are prepared to do the skill.

You kick Orc boss in the stomach making him bend over in pain
and finish the move with a powerful elbow strike to his back!

You are at your best. You see a small opening and strike HARD at Orc boss's
groin. WHOAA! Making him fall down.

You are prepared to do the skill.

You deliver a strong finger-strike to Troll's throat crushing
its windpipe!

NOW you really have it. You mutilate Troll's face with your INCREDIBLE
finishing
blow.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you pummel, with dozens of chain punches, Gateguard
ripping
out a still beating heart.

Gateguard stops existing in this reality.

Gateguard is DEAD, R.I.P.

p report ( o__o) critical*
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you jump up and side-kick Someone ripping out a still
beating heart.

Oh no! They've killed Kenny!

Someone stops existing in this reality.

Someone is DEAD, R.I.P.

You are prepared to do the skill.

You hit an open hand strike to Lava Golem's side breaking several ribs
with a loud *SNAP*

You execute a final blow with SUPERB speed to make Lava Golem's day.

Lava Golem staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.

Lava Golem is DEAD, R.I.P.

You are prepared to do the skill.

Your hands start to glow with power. With unearthly speed you thrust both
of your hands into Kia-kai's chest shattering his ribcage and instantly
coming out from his back!

YOU HAVE IT! You execute triple-round-house-kick to Kia-kai's head with
UNEARTHLY speed. his head makes a CRUNCHING sound and almost shifts from it's
place.

p report ( o__o) critical*
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you pummel, with dozens of chain punches, Chimera
creating
awful abrasions all over.

p report ( o__o) critical*
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you jump up and side-kick High priest ripping out a
still
beating heart.

You have a new solo kill option for top10!

High priest staggers for a moment, then drops to the ground, lifeless.

High priest is DEAD, R.I.P.
[+58542]

p report ( o__o) critical*
********************** Round 1 **********************

You hurt Sentry who seems to become somewhat confused.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you jump up and side-kick Sentry ripping out a still
beating heart.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you jump up and side-kick Sentry ripping out a still
beating heart.

Sentry's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green substance.

Sentry is DEAD, R.I.P.

p report ( o__o) critical*
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you feint high and then cruelly groin-rip Cavalier
ripping
out a still beating heart.

p report ( o__o) critical*
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you dragon-claw Orc boss ripping out a still beating
heart.

You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Orc boss as it dies.

Orc boss is DEAD, R.I.P.

p report ( o__o) critical*
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you feint high and then cruelly groin-rip Servant
ripping
out a still beating heart.

You gain insight to warhorse philosophy!

Servant moves on to happier hunting grounds.

Servant is DEAD, R.I.P.

p report ( o__o) critical*
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you jump up and side-kick Cavalier ripping out a still
beating heart.

A large cavity replaces Cavalier's chest.

Cavalier is DEAD, R.I.P.

p report ( o__o) critical*
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you snake-strike, blocking the chi of Orc boss caving in
the entire ribcage.

Your top10 kill 'an orc boss, resting before next ass.., 54379 exp' has

increased in exp value!

p report ( o__o) critical*
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you dragon-claw Shaka Polsih creating awful abrasions
all
over.

p report ( o__o) critical*
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you feint high and then cruelly groin-rip Elite Guard
doing terrible damage to the body.

p report ( o__o) critical*
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you snake-strike, blocking the chi of Orc warrior
ripping
out a still beating heart.

You get bad vibrations as Orc warrior's spine snaps with an audible *SNAP*.

Orc warrior is DEAD, R.I.P.

p report ( o__o) critical*
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you feint high and then cruelly groin-rip Orc boss
ripping
out a still beating heart.
party report I just clawed his puffin' face off!  ^'.')^ (meow)
p report Clawwed yer puff!  ( '-')^  (roar)
Orc boss growls and mutters 'Grrrr..'.

You are done with the chant.

You shred air with your tiger claws and scream 'Haii!'

You feel your rage cracking Orc boss's bones!

As Orc boss drops to his knees you leap in for the kill!
Your top10 kill 'an orc boss, resting before next ass.., 52612 exp' has

increased in exp value!

Orc boss is dogfood.

Orc boss is DEAD, R.I.P.

1. 01/08/13 | an orc boss, ready for next assault, 81324 exp

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you pummel, with dozens of chain punches, Orc boss
ripping
out a still beating heart.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Orc boss ripping
out
a still beating heart.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you feint high and then cruelly groin-rip Orc boss
ripping
out a still beating heart.

You have a new solo kill option for top10!

Southwind is dogfood.

Southwind is DEAD, R.I.P.

You have a new solo kill option for top10!

The Gimp stops existing in this reality.

The Gimp is DEAD, R.I.P.
[+42507]

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you feint high and then cruelly groin-rip Orc boss
causing
some internal damage.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you snake-strike, blocking the chi of Rolf ripping out a
still beating heart.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you pummel, with dozens of chain punches, Orc boss
ripping
out a still beating heart.

Session summary:
Time: 7 hours 11 minutes 59 seconds
Experience gained: 1182957
Experience lost: 291329
Experience spent: 1382468
Gold difference: +33463.00
New areas explored: 9
Battle skill summary:
Total attacks: 1874
  Hit: 1299 Missed: 316 Parried: 151 Dodged: 239 (Tumbled: 131)
  Crits: 60 Stuns: 22 Ripostes: 0
Total received attacks: 1419
  Hit: 741 Avoided: 529 Parried: 0 Dodged: 276 (Tumbled: 127)
  Crits: 16 Stuns: 18 (Maneuvered: 0)

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you feint high and then cruelly groin-rip Green guardian
dragon creating awful abrasions all over.

********************** Round 4 **********************

You stomp-kick Tanya causing some annoyance.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you feint high and then cruelly groin-rip Tanya tearing
muscles and pulling ligaments.

********************** Round 3 **********************

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you suckerpunch Orc girl causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.

Total attacks: 1371
  Time: 4 hours 20 minutes 48 seconds

  Hit: 935 Missed: 322 Parried: 54 Dodged: 208 (Tumbled: 148)

  Crits: 35 Stuns: 17 Ripostes: 0

Total received attacks: 924

  Hit: 449 Avoided: 374 Parried: 0 Dodged: 153 (Tumbled: 52)

  Crits: 4 Stuns: 2 (Maneuvered: 0)

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you boot Giant butterfly making flames burn through a
lung.

Reinced this weekend and already doing nice crits at level 49.
You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you jump up and side-kick Giant earthworm ripping out a
still beating heart.

********************** Round 7 **********************

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you spinning backfist Giant slug destroying the
windpipe.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you spinning backfist Giant slug ripping out a still
beating heart.

Giant slug is in very bad shape (20%).
From 70% to 20%!

Today a new enemy is born

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you snake-strike, blocking the chi of Brigand ripping
out
a still beating heart.

YUCH, Brigand's entrails spill all over the place.

Brigand is DEAD, R.I.P.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you jump up and side-kick Maya Shir'leen creating awful
abrasions all over.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you snake-strike, blocking the chi of High priest
ripping
out a still beating heart.

You are using 'iron palm'.

You are prepared to do the skill.

You move with blinding speed and deliver a spinning roundhouse kick to
Eyeless rabbit's temple and continue the movement by blasting its ribcage
with a devastating back kick.

You execute a final blow with SUPERB speed to make Eyeless rabbit's day.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you snake-strike, blocking the chi of Iron golem ripping
out a still beating heart.
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You are prepared to do the skill.

You hit an open hand strike to Sergeant's side breaking several ribs
with a loud *SNAP*

You are at your best. You see a small opening and strike HARD at Sergeant's
groin. WHOAA! Making him fall down.

You are prepared to do the skill.

You hit an open hand strike to Sentry's side breaking several ribs
with a loud *SNAP*

You are at your best. You see a small opening and strike HARD at Sentry's
groin.
WHOAA! Making him fall down.

Sentry gets an acute case of iron-poisoning.

Sentry is DEAD, R.I.P.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you dragon-claw Eunuch ripping out a still beating heart

Grinning diabolically you feint high and then cruelly groin-rip High priest
ripping out a still beating heart.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you feint high and then cruelly groin-rip Guard ripping
out a still beating heart.
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You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you dragon-claw Newbie king ripping out a still beating
heart.

You die.

You regenerate astonishingly fast. You avoid the death!

You are no longer unconscious.

Your mind reels and the world becomes blurred.

High priest tastes you causing a small scratch.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you spinning back kick High priest ripping out a still
beating heart.

High priest moves on to happier hunting grounds.

High priest is DEAD, R.I.P.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you dragon-claw High priest caving in the entire
ribcage.

You are using 'iron palm'.

You are prepared to do the skill.

You hit an open hand strike to Banshee's side breaking several ribs
with a loud *SNAP*

You execute a final blow with SUPERB speed to make Banshee's day.

Logicus [party]: why does everyone hate you?

You are prepared to do the skill.

You hit an open hand strike to Barbarian's side breaking several ribs
with a loud *SNAP*

You are at your best. You see a small opening and strike HARD at Barbarian's
groin. WHOAA! Making him fall down.

You get bad vibrations as Barbarian's spine snaps with an audible *SNAP*.

Barbarian is DEAD, R.I.P.

Miksa (party): undyingfuck

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you pummel, with dozens of chain punches, Shade ripping
out
a still beating heart.

********************** Round 4 **********************

You elbow-smash Giant sundew causing some annoyance.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you dragon-claw Giant sundew tearing muscles and pulling
ligaments.

Xortoth arrives from east.

********************** Round 1 **********************

You elbow Xortoth causing some annoyance.

Smiling devilishly Xortoth savagely rips you causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.

That really HURT!

Your skin is CHARRED severely!

You are no longer stunned.

You fall unconscious from the pain.

Xortoth horribly shreds you causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Your skin is CHARRED severely!

Xortoth morsels you causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Xortoth slightly pierces you causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

hp: -105 (793) [-618] sp: 536 (536) [] ep: 437 (442) cash: 26271 [] exp:
130594 []

You are unconscious, unable to do anything.

Koraf arrives from east.

Xortoth leaves east.

Fistan arrives from east.

Fistan leaves north.

You are unconscious, unable to do anything.

Fistan arrives from north.

********************** Round 2 **********************

Koraf shreds you causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Koraf horribly shreds you causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!



You die.

You have a strange feeling.

You can see Death, clad in black, collect your corpse.

You are prepared to do the skill.

You hit an open hand strike to Trumpet archon's side breaking several ribs
with a loud *SNAP*

You execute a final blow with SUPERB speed to make Trumpet archon's day.

You are prepared to do the skill.

You hit an open hand strike to Lion catfolk's side breaking several ribs
with a loud *SNAP*

You are at your best. You see a small opening and strike HARD at Lion
catfolk's
groin. WHOAA! Making him fall down.

You are prepared to do the skill.

You hit an open hand strike to Filthy orc's side breaking several ribs
with a loud *SNAP*

NOW you really have it. You mutilate Filthy orc's face with your INCREDIBLE
finishing blow.

It's been a heavy weekend, but I've finally reached my goal:
You are now level 63. You feel luckier!

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you feint high and then cruelly groin-rip Gerttuli ripping
out a still beating heart.

You are using 'iron palm'.

You are prepared to do the skill.

You move with blinding speed and deliver a spinning roundhouse kick to
Black Knight's temple and continue the movement by blasting his ribcage
with a devastating back kick.

NOW you really have it. You mutilate Black Knight's face with your INCREDIBLE
finishing blow.

You hear the horrendous death-cry of the Black Knight as it dies.

Black Knight is DEAD, R.I.P.

Round 1

Newbie king pricks you producing large scratches.

You score a CRITICAL hit!

Grinning diabolically you twist and throw Newbie king making lots of ugly
marks.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you jump up and side-kick Newbie king breaking bones and
inducing screaming.

Elf mage cleans his magnifying lens against his robes.

You are prepared to do the skill.

You hit an open hand strike to Elf mage's side breaking several ribs
with a loud *SNAP*

You are at your best. You see a small opening and strike HARD at Elf mage's
groin. WHOAA! Making him fall down.

Your depression and agony are gone! You feel emotionless and supreme.

You are using 'iron palm'.

You are prepared to do the skill.

You hit an open hand strike to First Mate Roscoe's side breaking several ribs
with a loud *SNAP*

You are at your best. You see a small opening and strike HARD at First Mate
Roscoe's groin. WHOAA! Making him fall down.

First Mate Roscoe stops existing in this reality.

First Mate Roscoe is DEAD, R.I.P.

You are prepared to do the skill.

You hit an open hand strike to Citizen's side breaking several ribs
with a loud *SNAP*

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you leap, spin, and swallow-tail KICK Black Knight causing
massive nerve damage.

********************** Round 1 **********************

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you DEVASTATE, with a thrusting blow, Ptarmigan ripping
out
a still beating heart.

A large cavity replaces Ptarmigan's chest.

Ptarmigan is DEAD, R.I.P.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you BRUTALLY THROAT RIP Sentry ripping out a still beating
heart.

Sentry suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times violently, then
falls to the ground, lifeless.

Sentry is DEAD, R.I.P.

You are using 'iron palm'.

You are prepared to do the skill.

Hands moving faster than lightning you pound Giant earthworm several times
before it even has time to realize what is happening.

You execute a final blow with SUPERB speed to make Giant earthworm's day.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

Cackling devilishly you DEVASTATE, with a thrusting blow, Large condor
completely crushing the hip joint.

You are using 'iron palm'.

The man bashes your head with his spoon!

You are prepared to do the skill.

Hands moving faster than lightning you pound Collector several times
before he even has time to realize what is happening.

You execute a final blow with SUPERB speed to make Collector's day.

A large cavity replaces Collector's chest.

Collector is DEAD, R.I.P.

You move with blinding speed and deliver a spinning roundhouse kick to
Ghost's temple and continue the movement by blasting its ribcage
with a devastating back kick.

NOW you really have it. You mutilate Ghost's face with your INCREDIBLE
finishing
blow.