You now have 'Way of the tarmalen' at 100% without special bonuses.

What now?

You swing your torso maker in a strong arc and hit Black angus cow. WHOAH! You
score a *CRITICAL* hit! Looks like your blow hit where it really hurts. You
skillfully twist the blade for some extra damage! You swing around and quickly
    strike again, hitting nicely. You proceed in the combination by stepping
forward and slamming into your opponent nicely. The opportunity presents
itself and you kick your opponent, causing slight bruises.
YUCH, Black angus cow's entrails spill all over the place.
Black angus cow is DEAD, R.I.P.
Whoa, new record *CRITICAL* damage for you!

nice.

17:45:26 # Ecky gives you a slice of sausage pizza.

hangover food delivery came early.

You cannot see anything with the blindfold on.
You cannot see anything with the blindfold on.
You cannot see anything with the blindfold on.
You cannot see anything with the blindfold on.
You cannot see anything with the blindfold on.

Nothing changed... no need to whine I don't have time to cast infra.

It's too dark to see.
It's too dark to see.
It's too dark to see.
It's too dark to see.
It's too dark to see.
It's too dark to see.
It's too dark to see.
It's too dark to see.
It's too dark to see.
Duck life thug life

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| Party Name: ...                          (Members:  1) | Exp Tot:   1026275
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| Created: Tue Nov 19 12:31:28 2019        ( 1h  0m  0s) | Exp/min:     16824
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1 year, same reinc, rate has gone down, I sucks.

Obvious exits are: e and stairs.
Rostok Thunderfist, dwarven guardian of the sacred grounds
Rostok Thunderfist nods solemnly.
Violent drumming echoes through out the realm.
Bayprixes shouts 'Great, just what we needed.'
Sable Bladetree shouts 'Hide in the forests!'
Grimoor shouts 'NO! NOOO!'

Groo's voice echoes in the skies...
  BARBARIANS! HEAR MY WORDS!
  THROUGH THE AGES SELDOM DO ANY BARBARIAN EXPRESS SUCH RUTHLESS CONDUCT!
  FOR NEGLIGENCE AGAINST ALL THAT IS LIVING AND SACRED!
  Voronoi IS NOW A BARBARIAN ELDER!

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| Party Name: ...                          (Members:  1) | Exp Tot:   1047558
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| Created: Sat Feb 09 20:34:36 2019        ( 0h 59m 18s) | Exp/min:     17459
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| Place  Name      Status      HP         SP        EP   | Lvl |   Experience
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|========================================================|=====|==============|
| 1.2  Voronoi        ldr 1305(1305)   37(  37) 429(429) |  87 |      1047558
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488. Voronoi level 45 exp -657,909,722 position -349
GG

Choose no life. Choose sysadminning. Choose no career.        *****
Choose no family. Choose a fucking big computer, choose hard  *   *
disks the size of washing machines, old cars, CD ROM writers  * A *
and electrical coffee makers. Choose no sleep, high caffeine  * D *
and mental insurance. Choose fixed interest car loans. Choose * M *
a rented shoebox. Choose no friends. Choose black jeans and   * I *
matching combat boots. Choose a swivel chair for your office  * N *
in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose NNTP and wondering why  * S *
the fuck you're logged on on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting * P *
in that chair looking at mind-numbing, spirit-crushing web    * O *
sites, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose     * T *
rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last on some  * T *
miserable newsgroup, nothing more than an embarrassment to    * I *
the selfish, fucked up lusers Gates spawned to replace the    * N *
computer-literate.                                            * G *
Choose your future.                                           *   *
Choose sysadmining[1].                                        *****

Gaz
[1] It might fuck you up a little less than heroin[2].
[2] ObFootnote.

You block Crazed minotaur's spell.
You are prepared to do the skill.
You begin your pound, but see a new opportunity and smash your foe with the
haft of your weapon!
You excel in your ability to bash with your shield, and make your point across
to your enemy!
The earth itself shakes as you stomp the ground before Crazed minotaur and
scream in rage! Crazed minotaur tries to back off but it's too late!
Like a hurricane you STORM towards Crazed minotaur and MOW it down without
mercy. Your hands trembling with adrenaline you land your shield on Crazed
    minotaur with unstoppable force followed by a bone crashing echo!
AWWW SHIEEEETT!

hmm. looking for
- A studded black leather collar
- reaver helm
- 2x avoid ring
- slender elven bracelets
- avoid / defu great boots
- mantle of the woodsman or something

OK. Brabbarian again!

Reinced to wolfman libe/animist/tarma
So far... the damage just sucks ass. Maybe I am playing wrong?
Right now playing in offu set, might need to test defu sets when I am checking
the ether realms for trainer

oon Tikun blogis, mudiuran huipennus, retire

341933: the ice dragon, freezing the world
 2036: By-tor, Prince of Hades
good start

started playing world of tanks again
siema

Paivan runo
Helpompi ois, jos ei vaan dais
ku ottaa paskalla karismalla rais

Stormfall axe screams 'Why defend, when you can just crush them shitless!'
AGREE!

Rostok Thunderfist nods solemnly.
Violent drumming echoes through out the realm.
Paladin GuildMaster shouts 'Bring the women and children to safety!'
Bayprixes shouts 'Great, just what we needed.'
Sable Bladetree shouts 'Hide in the forests!'

Groo's voice echoes in the skies...
  BARBARIANS! HEAR MY WORDS!
  THROUGH THE AGES SELDOM DO ANY BARBARIAN EXPRESS SUCH RUTHLESS CONDUCT!
  FOR NEGLIGENCE AGAINST ALL THAT IS LIVING AND SACRED!
  Voronoi IS NOW A BARBARIAN ELDER!

Total of 300123324 experience spent on character.
Another milestone done.
Not an elder, so moustache still growing like a small animal under me nose.

Next title:Feared by Gods ( 7675 reputation points to go... )

Camp 100000: 75% complete.
11k rep to 100k elders
which one comes first

You feel a godly presence inside you. You feel good!
You feel that your mana is greater.
You feel your stamina has improved.
You feel you are more resistant to electricity.
You now regain mana faster.
NO NYT NIINKU!

You have no hands.
20k rep to go.
60m exp to go.
Viikset alkaa olla aika rehut.

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you REALLY WHACK Orc boss making the body swell and expand
from the cold.

NICE

70k rep, 260m totals. Nooot gonna make.
Leikkasin viikset. Parta kasvaa.
Ostin uudenman volvon.

60k rep, 240m exp, not gonna reach 100k by xmas :C
Mut kasvatan taas viiksia. :{

Aged very old or something. Did oogga, took around 15 to 20 minutes.
Reinced since forever. My new record I think.
53k rep now.
Still suck doing damage.
Leikkasin viikset.

200m totalit.
Kasvatan vielakin viiksia.
Kavin parturissa.

Total of 199340817 experience spent on character.
So close. Reinc? ;D

Wellforge's corpse is burned into char.
You feel wicked.
You have a new reputation title.
   'Annihilator'
Reputation: 30003 [+4]

Kasvatin viikset, se on nykyaan muotia.
||

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GguPC2U2EaI
ei muuta

Your barbaric senses take over you!
You headbutt your head three times rapidly in the ground and go 'GROO GROO
GROO!'

rahaton,huoleton ja velaton!

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you SAVAGELY SHRED Lady loerya causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
FIRST!

Critter hunt + AoH mask + Highbies + Death + Resses to shasti room + AoH not
dropping = Limbo
Thanks Koraf,Tume and Caveron for taking care of shasti and helping. That was
a lesson for a nubu :D

So, I tried liberator. It was quite interesting, but prolly due to lack of exp
and laziness and lots of failing in the spiritworld I reinced, again.
Looks like I'm stuck playing barbarian ranger as usual, the reinc is simple
enough, boring maybe but it makes most out of the crappy eq I've gathered for
myself. :|
161m totals now, 23k rep. Let's see how long I can do this without reincing.
:D

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY DISMEMBER Ghost causing heart tissue to fly
everywhere.
NICE

5.5m Debt payed.
Now I should prolly search for another serp / divine avenger
And def EQ

150m totals. My new record. Didn't got to this point with my main shamaatae
ever. :)
Already planning next reinc.
Been thinking drow tiger priest and centaur/valar liberator/animist/tarma
dunno which sucks more.
Prolly should be barb/ranger back again and not any of those.

Bankha, the barbarian recruiter, 578492 exp (party of 3)
First real "bigger" mob, participation was quite minimal as my 4g connection
was worryingly poor most of the time

Volvo meni katsastuksesta lapi

+--------------------------=( the World's blight )=----------------------------
+
| Owner:         Voronoi                                                      
|
| Description:   a sturdy adamantium claymore 'the World's blight'            
|
| with a cross-guard                                                          
|
| Weapon type:   claymore                                                     
|
| Ability                   Current Potential    True Potential               
|
| Stat dam bonus            pathetic             bad                          
|
+-------------------------------=( Materials )=--------------------------------
+
| Ruby                           40%                                          
|
| Adamantium                     60%                                          
|
+--------------------------=( Manuscript Details )=----------------------------
+
| Evolutionary traits           : 20%                                         
|
| Strike lethality              : 20%                                         
|
| Weapon quality improvement    : 20%                                         
|
| Strike accuracy               : 20%                                         
|
| Weapon damage improvement     : 20%                                         
|
+-----------------------------=( Current Power )=------------------------------
+
| Sword quality:       pathetic                                               
|
| Sword sharpness:     pathetic                                               
|
| Accuracy factor:     pathetic                                               
|
| Lethality factor:    pathetic                                               
|
+----------------------------=( True Potential )=------------------------------
+
| Sword quality:       magnificent                                            
|
| Sword sharpness:     impressive                                             
|
| Accuracy factor:     superb                                                 
|
| Lethality factor:    good                                                   
|
+------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+

20k
130m
fat and in debt

You go 'GOTCHA!' and strike your weapon into his skull putting his central
nerve system out of order.
17k
120m
SLOW

17:17  100596: Ante-ro the norse giant looks disappointed
no wonder my lure did not work

You go 'GOTCHA!' and strike your weapon into his skull putting his central
nerve system out of order.
Naaajs. Well still not woring, 15k rep 106m totals. Slooooooowwwwwwwwwwwww.

Feeling lazy lately.
90m totals.
Growing slowly.

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You die.
You regenerate astonishingly fast. You avoid the death!

rape goat
You have a new reputation title.
   'Lean Mean Killing Machine'
You grunt 'I'll plant my seed of love.'
You HUMP and HUMP and HUMP!
Goat goes 'GNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!'.
YOU ARE A NO GOOD HELLBOUND SAVAGE! NICELY DONE!

70m totals, 6k rep \:D/

Got beer
Got snus
Got ass
Got time
Gotta EXP!

She has killed: amazon warrior on guard duty, 46940 exp
Finally could kill one of those peskies! Exping has paid off!

lvl 70, finally. No rep cap.
Olispa nuuskaa

| Long blades                    |  90 |
\:D/

4.3k rep, maxxing it too quickly

You score a *CRITICAL* hit!

You SAVAGELY SHRED Minister of the Exchequer.
WOOOOOOP

You feel like you just got slightly better in bladed fury.
Lucky day today. I think It's time to start fishing and doing leather craft
again!

You start skinning the corpse.

You create a flesh muff.

SO CLOSE

1. 17/01/14 | Bartel, elite barbarian warrior, 43962 exp
woop!
still 2 opponents to do in the arena, but that'll need some exping and better
eq.

Total of 40085388 experience spent on character.
110m to do

"Kyl tää 485 hp riittää viel yhtee rundii"
That really HURT!

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

You are no longer stunned.

You fall unconscious from the pain.

Guard sticks you.

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

Guard bites you.

You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!

hp: -192 (998) [-677] sp: 16 (16) [] ep: 341 (379) cash: 0 [] exp: 142608 []