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Posted: 16 Mar 2023 22:11 [ permalink ]
394522: The brilliant scientist, Dr. Krev
Posted: 05 Nov 2022 15:11 [ permalink ]
Xorta [party]: onnistuuko?
Heretic {party}: tadaa vittu
Posted: 20 Apr 2022 13:05 [ permalink ]
Nubustiina (terror+): kitinämestari woocca itse
Nubustiina (terror+): vituttaako olla paska
Posted: 13 Aug 2021 22:20 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You clap your hands and whisper 'yugzhrr paf' (aneurysm)
You falter and fumble the spell. Amazingly it fires upon yourself.
The curse in your knife allows you to channel harmful power through it!
You harm yourself a lot.
 ..The power of Burglefloogah takes over you!!
     You hear an awful crackling as you drain the life out of Woocca!!
 ..The power of Burglefloogah takes over Woocca!
     You hear an awful crackling as Woocca drains your life!!
Hp: 717/1356 [-525] Sp: 1169/1684 [-143] Ep: 463/495 [] cash: 0 [] exp:
1360351 []
Posted: 23 May 2021 10:04 [ permalink ]
+---------------------------=( Seneschal Wutr )=-----------------------------+
| Reign began in year 936 when Wutr sat on the Throne of Masons. Wutr is     |
| known to be persistent and insane whose biggest weakness is that he        |
| cannot handle rejection very well and is known to be a difficult toad to   |
| negotiate with. If he doesn't get his will, he may throw tantrums and      |
| sometimes use even drastic measures. It is also worth pointing out that    |
| he is very charismatic which makes it possible for him to be a stern       |
| ruler and still maintain likeability without upsetting the other rulers    |
| too much.                                                                  |
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
Toadald Frogump the frog ruler.
Posted: 19 May 2021 21:52 [ permalink ]
Anatea (wanted): stunner+hitter(+pocket tarma) for points
Posted: 27 Mar 2021 23:55 [ permalink ]
 Riistis (party): screamas yhen välissä
 Tumbelius (party): se olin minä!
Posted: 18 Mar 2021 11:46 [ permalink ]
10:24]:Heiteli (terror+): aina kun juttelee wooccan kanssa, niin menee vitusti
rahaa
[10:24]:Guggelo (terror+): kallis konsultti ?
[10:24]:Heiteli (terror+): joo :D
Posted: 02 Dec 2020 12:42 [ permalink ]
Morkzar [terror+]: ja woocalla menee taas koko pointti parilla kilometril ohi
Hoss (terror+): ei kyllä itseasiassa tällä kertaa edes mene!

\o/
Posted: 30 Nov 2020 11:55 [ permalink ]
Nubustiina (terror+): shakki on ankea muistipeli
Posted: 14 Aug 2020 21:20 [ permalink ]
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That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
You fall unconscious from the pain.
You die.
Posted: 01 Apr 2020 14:29 [ permalink ]
[ Lich: 'fzz zur sanc' (acid wind) ]
Magical rifts open above Lich and hideous rays of POWER combine its spell.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
[ UNSEEN BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell! ]
Lich grins as its acid wind hits Valkrist.
Valkrist lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
Valkrist's orange force field bursts and vanishes.
Lich's voice echoes: 'If I don't get you, my dragon will!'
Lich exclaims: 'You dare to attack me?!'
Posted: 23 Mar 2020 00:02 [ permalink ]
Your Paingiver axe FLASHES with chaotic energies!
Posted: 22 Mar 2020 00:10 [ permalink ]
tells you 'jos hajoo niin saat Zerks rankin'
Posted: 23 Feb 2020 20:11 [ permalink ]
Back to basics!
Posted: 15 Sep 2019 23:07 [ permalink ]
The ground trembles. The heavens open accompanied with devastating thundering
and you fall down on your knees with your ears bleeding. Surreal dark coloured
mists whirl around you with accelerating speed and a rift opens above you.

              .... NO! ...                  ... MNO! ...
            ..... MNO!! ...................... MNNOO! ...
          ..... MMNO! ......................... MNNOO!! .
         .... MNOONNOO!   MMMMMMMMMMPPPOII!   MNNO!!!! .
          ... !O! NNO! MMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPOOOII!! NO! ....
             ...... ! MMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPOOOOIII! ! ...
            ........ MMMMMMMMMMMMPPPPPOOOOOOII!! .....
            ........ MMMMMOOOOOOPPPPPPPPOOOOMII! ...
             ....... MMMMM..    OPPMMP    .,OMI! ....
              ...... MMMM::   o.,OPMP,.o   ::I!! ...
                  .... NNM:::.,,OOPM!P,.::::!! ....
                   .. MMNNNNNOOOOPMO!!IIPPO!!O! .....
                  ... MMMMMNNNNOO:!!:!!IPPPPOO! ....
                    .. MMMMMNNOOMMNNIIIPPPOO!! ......
                   ...... MMMONNMMNNNIIIOO!..........
                    .. MMMMMNNOOMMNNIIIPPPOO!! ......
                   ...... MMMONNMMNNNIIIOO!..........
                ....... MN MOMMMNNNIIIIIO! OO ..........
             ......... MNO! IiiiiiiiiiiiI OOOO ...........
           ...... NNN.MNO! . O!!!!!!!!!O . OONO NO! ........
            .... MNNNNNO! ...OOOOOOOOOOO .  MMNNON!........
            ...... MNNNNO! .. PPPPPPPPP .. MMNON!........
               ...... OO! ................. ON! .......
                  ................................

Suddenly, hideous rays of pure energy STRIKE down at you and your body shakes.
You feel a terrible tearing pain going through you! You notice your internal
organs blow up as a KILLING heat burns your entrails. Your body is covered
by infernal fire and your puny brain gets assaulted with unreal powers.
Your smoldering corpse falls down and the last thing you see with your
distorted eyes is a bright flash of light.

That really HURT!
You wish your wounds would stop BLEEDING so much!
You are no longer stunned.
You fall unconscious from the pain.

You die.

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| Time             Killed by                                               |
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| 15 Sep - 23:00   Ulath Pulath                                            |
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Posted: 15 Sep 2019 22:56 [ permalink ]
You are not in a party.
 [ Round: 1 ] ************
You shiver as the Dark Gods release your soul, giving back your free will
Your flex shield wobbles and part of the attack gets absorbed!
You miss Moratar Cain.
You pierce Moratar Cain forcing the heart to explode and then magically
implode.
You REALLY feel chaos pulse inside you!
[ Your Paingiver axe GLOWS chaotically! ]
You have a new solo kill option for top10!
The demon is impressed..
Moratar Cain is dogfood.
Moratar Cain is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Moratar Cain's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.

Hp: 1353/2190 [-321] Sp: 23/23 [] Ep: 433/433 [] cash: 62895 [] exp: 887948
[+665872]
Posted: 24 Aug 2019 18:32 [ permalink ]
Woocca attempts to riot against you, but you manage to tighten your grip on
the soul and subdue it.
Posted: 30 Apr 2019 17:10 [ permalink ]
tells you 'mun on pakko twerkkaa että saisin teppoo'
tells you 'mtell'
Posted: 29 Apr 2019 00:36 [ permalink ]
Conquer shouts 'IF YOU HAVE A PUPPY DO NOT SET THE ROOMBA FREE UNLESS YOU KNOW
 THE PUPPY ALREADY MADE POO.'
Posted: 23 Feb 2019 19:27 [ permalink ]
The Moment Has Arrived! The Big Jackpot Drawing For:
NASU's TASK POINT LOTTERY has been completed!!
And the Winner is: Woocca!!!!!

Task Point lottery winner! You receive 545 task points.
Posted: 06 Dec 2018 23:33 [ permalink ]
The Moment Has Arrived! The Big Jackpot Drawing For:
NASU's TASK POINT LOTTERY has been completed!!
And the Winner is: Woocca!!!!!


Task Point lottery winner! You receive 588 task points.

W-T-F
Posted: 08 Nov 2018 01:45 [ permalink ]
Stylus (party): sec, gagging monkey
Posted: 16 Sep 2018 22:41 [ permalink ]
Amipa [terror+]: tää offuexpa on ku se peli mis myyriä hakataa vasaralla mut
täs on barsoja ja pitää osuu healil
Posted: 16 Sep 2018 17:55 [ permalink ]
Your Paingiver axe GLOWS chaotically!

Your Paingiver axe FLASHES with chaotic energies!

Highlord moves on to happier hunting grounds.
Highlord is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 15 Aug 2018 23:38 [ permalink ]
You ask Derek about weapon.
Derek exclaims 'As you wish Chieftain Woocca! The weapon is yours!'   
Derek gives you the legendary weapon of Groo.
Barbarian exclaims 'Bambahbambah beeh, BaTONK! Bumbum!' 
Posted: 15 Aug 2018 23:37 [ permalink ]
Yees, this is YOUR throne. You sit down.
He is the Barbarian chieftain.
Posted: 31 May 2018 11:38 [ permalink ]
Nubustiina {terror+}: oon edellee sitä mieltä et nii pieni community ettei
oikee tilaa antisosiaaliselle pelaamiselle vaik ois miten "osa pelii"
Posted: 21 Apr 2018 23:17 [ permalink ]
Acidia tells you 'bannaan sut kohta koko pelistä perkele'
Posted: 27 Feb 2018 23:20 [ permalink ]
Vaf (terror+): tääl muut o uncis, mutta woocca vaa ampuu!
Awd (terror+): tottakai
Awd (terror+): woocca on nunna
Awd (terror+): mitä muutakaan sen pitäis?
Posted: 19 Dec 2017 17:14 [ permalink ]
Eca [terror+]: jos on jotain mistä haluaa eroon, niin otan mielelläni vastaan
Blitzerks {terror+}: neitsyys
Posted: 28 Nov 2017 11:01 [ permalink ]
Agernah shouts 'Gee, sorry about that Zerks *snicker*!'
Posted: 22 Sep 2017 10:00 [ permalink ]
tells you 'jumasvid mikä Cheater McCheaterson!'
Posted: 28 Jun 2017 19:55 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You consult your guide and chant 'scientia et experientia sagitta' (bolt of
knowledge)
You channel extra power into the spell from the knowledge of dragonslaying you
have.
You feel like you managed to channel additional POWER to your spell.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
[ UNSEEN BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell! ]
You watch with self-pride as your bolt of knowledge hits Trilloch.
Howling in pain, the dragon SLAMS its huge tail against the tower, shaking the
roof!
Trilloch grunts from the pain.
Posted: 17 Apr 2017 21:51 [ permalink ]
1017271: Asmodeus, the Overlord of all the dukes of Hell
Posted: 27 Jan 2017 20:16 [ permalink ]
Shinarea {terror+}: apocalypse ja leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings
leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings
leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings
leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings
leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings
leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings
leggings leggings black leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings
leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings
leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings
leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings
leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings
leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings leggings
leggings hole sit 4. emmä kyl iha satavarmasti muista
Shinarea {terror+}: oho mitävittuu
Posted: 09 Jan 2017 23:45 [ permalink ]
********** [ Round: 1 ] ************
You feel an eerie sensation in the back of your neck.
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Ellash lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
Ellash moves on to happier hunting grounds.
Ellash is DEAD, R.I.P.
Ellash's corpse is collected by Death, clad in black.
Woocca hits Ellash thrice causing heart tissue to fly everywhere.
 [ Round: 1 ] ************
Woocca hits Zorb 4 times sparking a limb to slice open.
A frozen arm reaches from behind your shoulder and chokeholds Zorb violently,
causing severe frostbites!
Zorb lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.

I accidentally the whole aoh! :S
Posted: 21 Dec 2016 22:41 [ permalink ]
Malum tells Hallu, Peelo and you 'let me know if wooca is going to lead, if so
i need to take my dramamine'
Malum tells Peelo, Hallu and you 'last time woocca said he was going to lead
easy-going exp, and he acted like an madman bot coded by an evil torturer'
Posted: 21 Dec 2016 01:18 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You boom in sinister voice 'gtzt zur fehh' (magic missile)
You falter and fumble the spell. Amazingly it fires upon yourself.
You feel like you managed to channel additional POWER to your spell.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
[ UNSEEN BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell! ]
A magic missile hits you.
You watch with astonishment as your magic missile hits yourself.
That really HURT!
Hp: 288/574 [-286] Sp: 43/357 [-16] Ep: 143/251 [] cash: 0 [] exp: 24300 []

Awesome.
Posted: 28 Nov 2016 22:56 [ permalink ]
Nightmare is DEAD, R.I.P.
The magic mist around the dead Nightmare's neck leaps to your Kerbholz.
A new mark appears.
Congratulations! You have just completed Legendary monsters!

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU HAVE COMPLETED THE LEGENDARY MONSTERS QUEST!

As a reward, your kerbholz's ring is now coloured according to the level of
the target.
You have joined the elite few of this mud, mortal, and for that, you have a
new quest visible in your completed quests, and alongside that, you have a new
rank 'Vanquisher'


All monsters and fiends through heaven and hell stand in awe and revere Woocca
as she proves her worth by vanquishing all that stands in her path.
Posted: 09 Nov 2016 12:30 [ permalink ]
The decision to build a wall in southern Lucentium to stave off the flood of
Furnachian refugees has been approved.
Posted: 27 Sep 2016 23:09 [ permalink ]
1147279: Kizarwexius the moondragon sways above you, smoke rising fro
Your kerbholz whispers to your ear 'Mmh.. We are one step closer to capturing
them all, mortal.  Only 2 monsters remain.'
Posted: 17 Sep 2016 23:58 [ permalink ]
Hallu gives a beautiful white orb to Wimbu.
Wimbu receives the White Orb from Hallu. He examines it
carefuly and then exclaims:
        'We have suffered from the evil sorcerer Zyll for so many years now,
         I used to think I would never going to see the day were my people
         would be free again. Today, thanks to you, that day has come, you
         have fought like a real player, you have shown your skills and
         braveness and you must be rewarded.'

At this point, Wimbu turns a little and sticks his hand deep into his ass!
After making some funny faces he takes his hand out.

Wimbu gives Hallu a shiny Ndoki Ring!
Wimbu rubs the orb in some strange ways and suddenly he disappears!

Hallu has completed the quest!!!

The skies turn fiery red for a moment and a bright, white light can
be seen in the southwest part of the world. A party of brave players
led by Hallu has completed the Ndoki Forest quest.

Right.
Posted: 13 Aug 2016 14:20 [ permalink ]
Fistan [party(Assphemy)]: tai sit ei vaa osata =)
Rhoads {party(Assphemy)}: kyl mää osaan
Rhoads {party(Assphemy)}: mul ei oo mitää commandeja
Posted: 31 Jul 2016 15:19 [ permalink ]
You have been glaced into a statue and can't do that.
X arrives from west.
X starts concentrating on a new offensive spell.
X starts concentrating on a new offensive spell.
X removes heavy tabard with a chalice insignia labeled as -HC-.
X starts concentrating on a new offensive spell.
X hums a little tune.
You feel your anger and hate of the world recede.
You have been glaced into a statue and can't do that.
You have been glaced into a statue and can't do that.
Hp: 592/592 [-91] Sp: 1784/1784 [] Ep: 444/444 [] cash: 0 [] exp: 0 []
X raises her hands, gazes up and chants 'Avee Avee Aveallis'
X falters and loses her spell.
You have been glaced into a statue and can't do that.
X starts concentrating on a new offensive spell.
X raises her hands, gazes up and chants 'Avee Avee Aveallis'
X mumbles something inconceivable.
X starts concentrating on a new offensive spell.
X raises her hands, gazes up and chants 'Avee Avee Aveallis'
X fails miserably in her spell.
X starts concentrating on a new offensive spell.
X raises her hands, gazes up and chants 'Avee Avee Aveallis'
X fails miserably in her spell.
X starts concentrating on a new offensive spell.
X raises her hands, gazes up and chants 'Avee Avee Aveallis'
A celestial spark hits you.
KLINGGGGGGGGGGGGGG the glass surrounding you shatters into millions of pieces.
The celestial spark touches your blessed soul.

Life is hard! :)
Posted: 26 Jul 2016 21:13 [ permalink ]
Tikku (party): ei täsä nii päissää vielä
Posted: 27 Jun 2016 22:27 [ permalink ]
Anadir {party}: hiilaan
Posted: 26 Jun 2016 22:44 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You sing: 'In the Shadows cast down by the moon, a certain Elven lord he
strolls among the common folk, cloaked and hidden from recognition. The 
    dark streets of the Keep of Shadows, vehement Inns, dancing women
appeasing patrons.. A vigorous gleam in his eye, a nod of knowledge and 
    satisfaction; dreams slowly fulfilled as the notes of time pass,
participating and watching the twists of life, Lord Shadowstring, the artful 
    archwizard, grant us a fragment of chance.' (arches favour)
You learn the song by heart.
You feel optimistic about your near future!
Posted: 21 Jun 2016 20:07 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You sing 'Young bard he saw, a misjustice done, he took his instrument and
pointed as a gun'
You learn the song by heart.
Tikku winces while the melody descends upon her.
Posted: 03 Jun 2016 20:23 [ permalink ]
Droolah lapses into unconsciousness from severe loss of blood.
A vortex opens up briefly, and Droolah comes tumbling out!
Blood pours from Droolah's wounds.
Woocca {party}: Droolah fell UNCONSCIOUS!

Flashy entrance!
Posted: 25 May 2016 11:16 [ permalink ]
The devil monkey of Woocca whispers: The end of one thing is only the
beginning of another. 

And suddenly there was silence.
Posted: 26 Feb 2016 23:14 [ permalink ]
Nobody has studied this race before, congratulations!
Posted: 19 Dec 2015 00:35 [ permalink ]
The Moment Has Arrived! The Big Jackpot Drawing For:
BONGO's ELECTRUM PLATED EXPERIENCE BONANZA!!!!

After careful scientific and statistical studies were made,
it was decided seers would study the entrails of a dragon
and divine the true winner. After careful study and much
bickering as to the nature of life, the Winner was found to be
Woocca!!!!!
You just won the Lottery! You receive 7279285 experience as the award!
Posted: 09 Dec 2015 14:33 [ permalink ]
Angelina [runemagi]: All hail Woocca, the new Runemage Grandmaster!
Posted: 20 Aug 2015 01:38 [ permalink ]
Tixe's soul companion shouts 'Tixe died like a DOG!'
Tixe dies.
Posted: 03 Aug 2015 19:10 [ permalink ]
Palace guard is noticeably hurt. (55%)
 [ Round: 3 ] ************
You are done with the chant.
You fill up your cheeks with air and exhale 'zot mar nak grttzt'
(electrocution)
You watch with self-pride as your electrocution hits Palace guard.
You feel like you managed to channel additional POWER to your spell.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
[ UNSEEN BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell! ]
Palace guard screams in pain.
[ Skull charged! ]
Palace guard's skull splits wide open, revealing some mushy-green
substance.
Palace guard is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 01 Aug 2015 15:06 [ permalink ]
Kastore is in very bad shape. (15%)
You are done with the chant.
You fill up your cheeks with air and exhale 'zot mar nak grttzt'
(electrocution)
You feel in contact with the essence of electricity.
You watch with self-pride as your electrocution hits Kastore.
You feel like you managed to channel additional POWER to your spell.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
[ UNSEEN BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell! ]
Kastore screams in pain.
Vesku's Paingiver axe GLOWS chaotically!
Sarma's Paingiver axe GLOWS chaotically!
[ Skull charged! ]
Kastore suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times violently, then
fa$
Kastore is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 30 Jul 2015 23:04 [ permalink ]
Eater of the dead is in bad shape. (30%)
You are done with the chant.
You clap your hands together and say 'fah mar nak grttzt' (lava blast)
You watch with self-pride as your lava blast hits Eater of the dead.
You feel like you managed to channel additional POWER to your spell.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
[ UNSEEN BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell! ]
Eater of the dead screams in pain.
Eater of the dead is in near death. (5%)
Posted: 24 Jul 2015 20:28 [ permalink ]
Stoned cosmonauts, the final chapter:
1048932: a colossal behemoth known as Teener, bloodletter of the Cani
Posted: 24 Jul 2015 17:19 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You clap your hands together and say 'fah mar nak grttzt' (lava blast)
You watch with self-pride as your lava blast hits Ekrochei.
Your fingertips are surrounded with swirling ENERGY as you cast the spell.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
[ UNSEEN BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell! ]
Ghost of Jewell whispers: 'Yes, slay the evil!'
Zerks' Paingiver axe GLOWS chaotically!
Vesku's Paingiver axe GLOWS chaotically!
Azgaroth utters a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
[ Skull charged! ]
Ekrochei loses the privilege to live.
Ekrochei is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 21 Jul 2015 22:54 [ permalink ]
the Flight of the stoned cosmonauts day 2 - the revenge of Laika
1158559: Zyll, Supreme Master of Ndoki and Sorcerer Extraordinarie
1073657: Baal-Naygash
1003900: lesser demon of draen-dalar
1190421: a huge lizard-like being, its eyes glittering with intellige
Posted: 20 Jul 2015 19:57 [ permalink ]
First target down:
1112999: G'naa'Byeh, the fallen demon Emperor of the Twilight
Posted: 18 Jul 2015 19:58 [ permalink ]
Bear is noticeably hurt. (60%)
You are done with the chant.
You flap your arms and utter the magic words 'ghht mar nak grttzt' (blast
vacuum)
You watch with self-pride as your blast vacuum hits Bear.
You feel like you managed to channel additional POWER to your spell.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
[ UNSEEN BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell! ]
Bear screams in pain.
Vesku's Paingiver axe GLOWS chaotically!
[ Skull charged! ]
Bear is dogfood.
Bear is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 13 Jul 2015 20:18 [ permalink ]
After careful scientific and statistical studies were made,
it was decided seers would study the toe nails of a newbie
and divine the true winner. After careful study and much
bickering as to the nature of life, the Winner was found to be
Woocca!!!!!
You just won the Lottery! You receive 5892755 experience as the award!
Posted: 23 Jun 2015 00:38 [ permalink ]
Adventurer is in a good shape. (85%)
 [ Round: 3 ] ************
Durtle's second tentacle strikes Adventurer choking slightly.
You are done with the chant.
You fill up your cheeks with air and exhale 'zot mar nak grttzt'
(electrocution)
You watch with self-pride as your electrocution hits Adventurer.
You feel like you managed to channel additional POWER to your spell.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
[ UNSEEN BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell! ]
Adventurer screams in pain.
[ Skull charged! ]
Adventurer suddenly stops breathing and jerks a couple of times violently,
then falls to the ground, lifeless.
Adventurer is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 24 Jan 2015 12:44 [ permalink ]
Jantsu [party]: mistä asti se woocca hakee skilliin vauhtia ku noin paljo ep
Here we go again...
Posted: 06 Nov 2014 14:10 [ permalink ]
tells you 'ei hele kyl tän dipa kaa'
tells you 'mite kellää voi olla motivaatioo kirjottaa jostai random aiheesta
paskaa'
Posted: 16 Oct 2014 14:41 [ permalink ]
Darol <sforce+>: ei oo kyl helppoo olla rurack :/ Partykaverit vaan harrastaa
seksiä ja itse joutuu jäämään jollekin wänelle ilman booneja taistelemaan
mahdotonta taistelua samaan aikaan kun muu porukka saa wizuequja kännissä :O
Posted: 14 Aug 2014 17:01 [ permalink ]
Vihaan (party): sulle on varmaa joku wizu laittanu pysyvän +epcost
Posted: 14 Aug 2014 01:08 [ permalink ]
Anadir (party): toi liberaattori syö kyl ep melko järkyttävästi               
                                                                   
The story of my life. :S
Posted: 26 Jun 2014 22:44 [ permalink ]
You tell Zerks and Nosunrise 'saa sum'
Nosunrise tells you 'Summoning You'
Gray Slaad shouts 'Nosunrise dies from a single blow, well almost at least!'
Info: Nosunrise dies.
Zerks tells you 'You -> here'
Posted: 06 Jun 2014 23:22 [ permalink ]
Back to pre-birth exp totals, whee!
Posted: 06 Mar 2014 13:29 [ permalink ]
Zerks tells Rurack and you 'vähä niinku tarman kuuluu healaa'
Nun power!
Posted: 28 Jan 2014 00:56 [ permalink ]
Bazil [party]: so nice seeing other tanks run outta ep before barb xD
Posted: 20 Jan 2014 19:40 [ permalink ]
Vesku {party}: mitehä tota
Vesku {party}: tuota eptä voi men weeniteilki noi nopsaa
Posted: 13 Jan 2014 13:15 [ permalink ]
You ask Deria Falha about swords.
Deria Falha begins to sleep.
Deria Falha says 'I'm the forger of swords. All blades that are used by the
legionaries of Kharim are crafted in here. If you need a sword, you can 'hire'
me.'
You ask Deria Falha about sword.
Deria Falha ignores you.
hire deria
Deria Falha is asleep.
Deria Falha snores loudly.

Daroooool!!! :S
Posted: 31 Oct 2013 00:13 [ permalink ]
You tell X 'expaa?'
X tells you 'muuten kyl mut tullee kelan rahat kohta puolin ja lähen
mettästään hampurilaisia :D'
Pakko myöntää, että oli vastaus jota en odottanut!
Posted: 16 Oct 2013 03:33 [ permalink ]
You point city.
You are done with the chant.
You frantically wave your hands and yell 'gwwaaajj' (summon)
Something scary happens.
Your summoning was successful, it created an inter-dimensional rift.
A slaad walks into the room.
Hp: 525/525 [] Sp: 335/1520 [-113] Ep: 281/281 [] cash: 1073 [] exp: 307720 []

Woocca {party}: you have a surprise in your teleroom! ,)
Posted: 28 Sep 2013 15:40 [ permalink ]
Rikia is in excellent shape. (100%)
You are done with the chant.
You fill up your cheeks with air and exhale 'zot mar nak grttzt'
(electrocution)
You watch with self-pride as your electrocution hits Rikia.
You feel like you managed to channel additional POWER to your spell.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
 [ UNSEEN BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell! ]
Rikia is in very bad shape. (20%)
Posted: 15 Sep 2013 22:25 [ permalink ]
Oh yeah, here are a couple reasons NOT to play on friday the 13th:
You have been RAISED FROM THE DEAD!
You enter the corpse.
You feel a bit older.
You feel mentally weaker.
You lose a level.
Xxxxx seems to suffer some side effects of a powerful spell.
Xxxxx seems to suffer some side effects of a powerful spell.

Also had 102 charisma, no less.
Posted: 05 Sep 2013 12:34 [ permalink ]
Rur-ack [sforce+]: Tarmat on oikeesti iha mahtavii! näil pääsee kaikenlaisii
partyihi ja sit ei tarvii kilareita equi tai kasoi boonei
Rur-ack [sforce+]: lisäks nää on tosi kivoi pelaa equlla ku paljo tekemistä

Muistetaan seuraavan kerran kun reincityttää!
Posted: 20 May 2013 19:25 [ permalink ]
Rur-ack [sforce+]: musta jos nunnaeldu saadaan ni tarjoon koko forcelle bisset

Pistetääs muistiin, sitä odotellessa!
Posted: 04 Feb 2013 15:24 [ permalink ]
You ask Nostaaaanndiz about joining.
Nostaaaanndiz says 'You sense that you are worthy of being in the Psionic High
Council. You are now allowed to enter the inner chamber.

You can hear your guildmaster Tora Arot's voice echo in your head.
Woocca is now a member of the Psionic High Council!'

woop woop!
Posted: 27 Dec 2012 00:17 [ permalink ]
Urvile loremaster is in bad shape. (25%)
You skillfully cast the spell with haste.
-=[ Electrocution: 1  ]=-
************ [ Round: 12 (8) ] ************
[ Hungry urvile: 'fah zur sanc' (firebolt) ]
Hungry urvile grins as its firebolt hits Belse.
You are done with the chant.
You fill up your cheeks with air and exhale 'zot mar nak grttzt'
(electrocution)
You watch with self-pride as your electrocution hits Urvile loremaster.
Your fingertips are surrounded with swirling ENERGY as you cast the spell.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
[ UNSEEN BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell! ]
Urvile loremaster screams in pain.
Urvile loremaster is dogfood.
Urvile loremaster is DEAD, R.I.P.
You seize the mind of the monster as it dies.
You sense Tora's delight as you seize this monster, one of the ten.
Big finishes ftw...

Posted: 24 Oct 2012 13:53 [ permalink ]
The Moment Has Arrived! The Big Jackpot Drawing For:
BONGO's ELECTRUM PLATED EXPERIENCE BONANZA!!!!

After careful scientific and statistical studies were made,
it was decided seers would study the entrails of a rabbit
and divine the true winner. After careful study and much
bickering as to the nature of life, the Winner was found to be
Woocca!!!!!
You just won the Lottery! You receive 5691089 experience as the award!
Hp: 1365/1365 [] Sp: 40/40 [] Ep: 421/421 [] cash: 0 [] exp: 5691134
[+5691089]

never before, probably never again! :)
Posted: 11 Oct 2012 20:49 [ permalink ]
Rurack tells you 'mudis nunnat on kyl vähä sellanen et oppii, että saippuoita
ei kannata kerätä suihkus :D'
Posted: 31 Jul 2012 16:52 [ permalink ]
You feel more humble as you feed the less fortunate.

Sister Abigail, the abbess of nuns shouts, 'Behold mortals, Sister
Woocca has been promoted to elder nun'.



[Tue Jul 31 16:50:06 2012 Nun inform ]
Sister Woocca has been promoted to elder.

Abbess Abigail tells you, 'CONGRATULATION! sister. Your efforts have not been
vain and the long and hard journey you have done to get this position has
ended. The sisterhood now recognizes you as an elder nun and as a token I hand
you this fat ruler. It was used in the dawn of nuns by Sisters of Kofgaad a
long long time ago. Carry it with pride.'
Congratulations! You have just completed Path to sainthood!
You give a bowl of gumbo to Air.

huooooh and thanks to all who bothered :)
Posted: 22 Jul 2012 13:18 [ permalink ]
She is one of the Riftwalker leaders.
She leads the Followers of Tarmalen.
Absolute zero, anyone? :)
Posted: 21 Jul 2012 10:20 [ permalink ]
She leads the Followers of Tarmalen.
Hell just froze over. Again.
Posted: 16 Jul 2012 00:54 [ permalink ]
* CONGRATULATIONS! You have completed nun task 'Torment and Agony'*
Finally and never again!
Posted: 23 Jun 2012 23:33 [ permalink ]
Rurack [party]: toi nunna on iha homotus
Posted: 13 Apr 2012 23:55 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You clap hands and whisper 'koko mudi kuntoon, hep' (heal all)
You fumble the spell.
You harmed a total of 137 hit points.
Hp: 607/607 [] Sp: -2712/1356 [-4068] Ep: 252/274 [] cash: 323 [] exp: 380500
[]
 @Chizra claps at you.
 @Blayke laughs out loud at you.
 @Hauhto laughs at you.
 @Hymn slaps you on the cheek.
 @Chobs goes 'mmmmm...' at you.
 @Merc growls and screams 'MUR!'.
 @Ruffneck thanks you heartily.
Fimir [sforce+]: You feel like Woocca HARMED you a bit.
 @Blodwyn gives you a sound spanking.
 @Anadir gives you a sound spanking.
Kohothegreat tells you 'homo'
Fimir [sforce+]: !!
Chobs tells you 'Negative healing, I love it!'
The crystal throbs faintly, healing some of your wounds.
(sforce+): Zerks cackles gleefully.
Molotov (sforce+): se alkaa oppia!
Posted: 13 Jan 2012 22:32 [ permalink ]
You are now level 99. You feel luckier!
You gained 25 stat training points.

Congratulations! You have just completed No reincarnation!

Here we go again!
Posted: 12 Jan 2012 00:29 [ permalink ]
1072608: G'naa'Byeh, the fallen demon Emperor of the Twilight  
Posted: 30 Oct 2011 19:54 [ permalink ]
Here's a happy thought: it's very very silent, almost as if my monkey had
disappeared!
Posted: 28 Aug 2011 21:41 [ permalink ]
1110053: Asmodeus, the Overlord of all the dukes of Hell 
Posted: 26 Jul 2011 23:54 [ permalink ]
1177731: a huge lizard-like being, its eyes glittering with intellige
Posted: 19 Jul 2011 14:36 [ permalink ]
You receive 10 task points for completing 'Big Bugs' task.

Tarken awards Woocca 10 points for completing 'Big Bugs' task.

Brownie Post Master tells you 'You have incoming mail!' 
Brownie arrives panting heavily. After a short rest she gives you a scroll.
Brownie Post Master tells you 'You have received some mail.' 
Posted: 10 Jul 2011 01:17 [ permalink ]
1008908: Abbess Abigail leader of the convent
Posted: 09 Jul 2011 22:56 [ permalink ]
1436142: Noble soldier of Faerwon guarding the convent gate
2554648: Seraphim, an Archangel High General of the First Celestial T
92056: Sister Valentina the Chosen of Saints  
Posted: 30 Jun 2011 21:34 [ permalink ]
1104660: Lear Rotth, the undead lord superior, infuriated beyond comp
Posted: 14 Jun 2011 23:46 [ permalink ]
 1049538: The ancient elemental Wyrm called Stifsim
Posted: 03 Jun 2011 01:14 [ permalink ]
1040164: Moreod, the master vampire, stands majestetically in black v
Posted: 31 May 2011 17:44 [ permalink ]
1060170: Umegord Cadelannon the Warrior King of Calythien
1068477: Serrawyn Olardomos the Patriarch of Calythien
Posted: 29 May 2011 05:13 [ permalink ]
95323: Sister Valentina the Chosen of Saints 
2592509: Seraphim, an Archangel High General of the First Celestial T
Posted: 22 May 2011 20:06 [ permalink ]
565910: Aniengo the colourful and happy fairy dragon
Posted: 10 May 2011 00:32 [ permalink ]
1164272: huge glowing lava elemental waving it's six tentacles
Posted: 07 May 2011 02:22 [ permalink ]
699294: Lord Necorp, the leech Mindcrafter
505705: a hulking, tentacle-faced nightmare
Posted: 10 Apr 2011 23:02 [ permalink ]
824962: Wiespe the lecherous vampire
Posted: 07 Apr 2011 01:57 [ permalink ]
123658: a dark titan succumbed in hellfire; Joven
1088223: a high priestess of Esachen, protector of stability
and as added bonus:
225882: disgusting simply humongous spiderlike being
Posted: 04 Apr 2011 23:11 [ permalink ]
 1122394: Gou'ljeg, a huge, ancient beholder
Posted: 23 Mar 2011 23:19 [ permalink ]
1094919: Skie the Blue Dragon looks lazily at you
1187265: Lord Soth the Death Knight
Posted: 18 Feb 2011 22:24 [ permalink ]
1096041: Lear Rotth, the undead lord superior, infuriated beyond comp
1160253: huge glowing lava elemental waving it's six tentacles
Posted: 04 Jan 2011 01:48 [ permalink ]
Rostok Thunderfist nods solemnly.
Violent drumming echoes through out the realm.
Sable Bladetree shouts 'Hide in the forests!'
Grimoor shouts 'NO! NOOO!'
Paladin GuildMaster shouts 'Bring the women and children to safety!'

Groo's voice echoes in the skies...
  BARBARIANS! HEAR MY WORDS!
  THROUGH THE AGES SELDOM DO ANY BARBARIAN EXPRESS SUCH RUTHLESS CONDUCT!
  FOR NEGLIGENCE AGAINST ALL THAT IS LIVING AND SACRED!
  Woocca IS NOW A BARBARIAN ELDER!

again!
Posted: 09 Dec 2010 11:16 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.
You turn your enemy's lunge aside and slash in one swift movement!
Bukh lies helpless and shouts 'Faaaatheeeer!'
Oogga arrives.
Oogga says 'YOU ARE NOT MY SON ANYMORE!'
Oogga swings his large battle mace at Bukh...
 ..Spraying the walls with BLOOD!
Oogga says 'Woocca, my son, good work!'
Oogga leaves.                                                                 
      

Believe it or not, first bukh ever!
Posted: 14 Nov 2010 00:43 [ permalink ]
1125565: Skie the Blue Dragon looks lazily at you
1070837: Lord Soth the Death Knight
Posted: 08 Oct 2010 14:46 [ permalink ]
Novice warlock exclaims 'GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, MASTER Z IS BUSY!'
Zerks is surrounded by fuming white aura as she mutters 'Ez' div' (dispel
evil)
The environment blurs with intense silvery light as IMMORTAL presence of Las
fills Zerks's soul. Air thunders around her as immeasurable amount of energy
is drawn in her, lifting her body high in the air. At the peak of her might
she yells in celestial trance 'MY LIFE FOR LAS!'
Air crackles around Zerks as dazzling flash erupts from her Crosier of Angel
and strikes with immense power upon Novice 
    warlock.
Master Z had the final word!
Posted: 13 Sep 2010 21:25 [ permalink ]
545310: a large cobalt green dragon with a forked tail
Posted: 05 Sep 2010 17:42 [ permalink ]
242923: Oogga, famed Barbarian Lord 
Posted: 26 Aug 2010 22:33 [ permalink ]
614452: Kitiara the Dragon highlord
1064204: Skie the Blue Dragon looks lazily at you
1095161: Lord Soth the Death Knight

            * * * * * * C O N G R A T U L A T I O N S * * * * * *
                   -= to Woocca and Awed =-
               -= for landing the Flying Citadel safely. =-
Posted: 23 Aug 2010 21:37 [ permalink ]
Your rank has been set to: Killer.    
Posted: 20 Aug 2010 17:18 [ permalink ]
1190759: Gou'ljeg, a huge, ancient beholder  
Posted: 06 Jul 2010 22:10 [ permalink ]
835812: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 13 Jun 2010 17:55 [ permalink ]
160246: A HUGE 50-foot Purple Worm... RUN!
179552: An ENORMOUS goshawk is sitting on the edge of the nest looking rav
mmmmmmm.....
Posted: 09 Jun 2010 15:02 [ permalink ]
********** [ Round: 1 ] ************
Nether Beast gashes you making small marks.
You score a CRITICAL hit!
Cackling demonically you slash Nether Beast forcing the heart to explode and
then magically implode.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
A large cavity replaces Nether Beast's chest.
Nether Beast is DEAD, R.I.P.

First combat round in the whole birth! Nice start..
Posted: 09 Jun 2010 13:11 [ permalink ]
Woocca is a level 1 eternal of the Gargoyle race.
Posted: 09 Jun 2010 00:39 [ permalink ]
1307751: Lear Rotth, the undead lord superior, infuriated beyond comprehens
Posted: 08 Jun 2010 01:57 [ permalink ]
1937438: Noble soldier of Faerwon guarding the convent gate
3315297: Seraphim, an Archangel High General of the First Celestial Triad
135698: Sister Valentina the Chosen of Saints
Posted: 06 Jun 2010 21:53 [ permalink ]
1060353: Henry Amberley, defender of the Amberleys
Posted: 05 Jun 2010 02:02 [ permalink ]
1032174: a high priestess of Esachen, protector of stability
Posted: 01 Jun 2010 21:13 [ permalink ]
1059799: a master channeller, standing tall and proud
Posted: 01 Jun 2010 19:08 [ permalink ]
1361113: Baal-Naygash 
Posted: 29 May 2010 16:32 [ permalink ]
1282073: Skie the Blue Dragon looks lazily at you
1454494: Lord Soth the Death Knight
Posted: 29 May 2010 11:58 [ permalink ]
110505: a man clad in black silk smiling at you in arrogant manner
Posted: 26 May 2010 00:44 [ permalink ]
1295626: a floating bulk of darkness
Posted: 25 May 2010 21:00 [ permalink ]
1009978: Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master
Posted: 25 May 2010 20:02 [ permalink ]
1064900: Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala and protector of the
Posted: 23 May 2010 23:33 [ permalink ]
9: a gigantic black stone monolith, pulsing with divine powers
and lots x: an immense stone creature hulks before you
Posted: 23 May 2010 19:40 [ permalink ]
1061392: lesser demon of draen-dalar
Posted: 22 May 2010 22:27 [ permalink ]
317515: a huge infuriated balrog without wings
Posted: 22 May 2010 03:42 [ permalink ]
865297: Lord Necorp, the leech Mindcrafter
607162: a hulking, tentacle-faced nightmare
Posted: 22 May 2010 00:13 [ permalink ]
1186824: Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master
Posted: 21 May 2010 23:19 [ permalink ]
1145651: a man in green, Johnny Dover, the leprechaun king 
Posted: 21 May 2010 22:41 [ permalink ]
1136237: Gou'ljeg, a huge, ancient beholder
Posted: 19 May 2010 18:27 [ permalink ]
1088097: Nevef, the 38th incarnation of Asharu, the everfighting demon
Posted: 15 May 2010 22:44 [ permalink ]
Era awards Desert 1 points for completing 'Newbie help' task.
Posted: 15 May 2010 22:29 [ permalink ]
3374993: The Final Incarnation of Tiamat, the Chromatic Dragon, looms above
dessu <3 <3 <3
Posted: 14 May 2010 02:29 [ permalink ]
689797: Eidilon, the almighty archangel of goodness (holy aura)
Posted: 13 May 2010 21:09 [ permalink ]
1414580: huge glowing lava elemental waving it's six tentacles
Posted: 13 May 2010 16:17 [ permalink ]
344741: a huge infuriated balrog without wings
Posted: 13 May 2010 14:04 [ permalink ]
Ko TykisBatistuta is in bad shape. (25%)
You are not targetting anything.
Transtar starts concentrating on a new offensive skill.
Nikana starts concentrating on a new spell.
You are done with the chant.
You roll your eyes wildly and exclaims 'gtzt mar nak grttzt' (golden arrow)
You feel in contact with the essence of magic.
You watch with selfpride as your golden arrow hits Ko TykisBatistuta.
Your fingertips are surrounded with swirling ENERGY as you cast the spell.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
UNSEEN  BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell!
Ko TykisBatistuta screams in pain.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Nuane utters a prayer for the fallen foe 'In nomine Faerwon. Amen.'
The skull draws some power from the kill.
YUCH, Ko TykisBatistuta's entrails spill all over the place.
Ko TykisBatistuta is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 08 May 2010 00:12 [ permalink ]
842859: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 07 May 2010 11:39 [ permalink ]
Grocer is in near death. (5%)                                                 
You are not targetting anything.                                              
********** [ Round: 34 ] ************                                         
You are done with the chant.
You wave your index finger while uttering 'cah mar nak grttzt' (cold ray)
You watch with selfpride as your cold ray hits Grocer.
You feel like your spell gained additional power.
The air is filled with pure energy and crackles with power.
Unseen BURSTS of magic are absorbed into the spell!
Grocer screams in pain.
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Grocer dies in a massive fit of convulsions.
Grocer is DEAD, R.I.P.

as usual
Posted: 07 May 2010 04:19 [ permalink ]
746859: a tall, dark grey humanoid with a slim, long face and glowing hand
Posted: 06 May 2010 23:09 [ permalink ]
274828: a large spherical beholder hovers here
473504: Wren Haz-Gon the high Elf 
159436: Trilloch Haz-gon the grey Elf
never again, puuuuuhhh!
Posted: 26 Apr 2010 23:15 [ permalink ]
963794: BayPrixces Condito, Arch Mage of the Brotherhood of Sorcery
Posted: 07 Apr 2010 21:17 [ permalink ]
966029: Jane, the Goddess
Posted: 02 Apr 2010 23:46 [ permalink ]
678655: Nillirou the elven masterbard
Posted: 27 Mar 2010 22:48 [ permalink ]
9: a gigantic black stone monolith, pulsing with divine powers
Posted: 23 Mar 2010 20:52 [ permalink ]
1002694: Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala and protector of the
Posted: 18 Mar 2010 01:32 [ permalink ]
You are done with the chant.
You clap your hands and whisper 'PAF PAF PAF!' (harm body)
You use your right hand for channeling harmful powers.
You harm Raztax, the Demon really much.
 ..The power of Burglefloogah takes over you!!
     You hear an awful crackling as you drain the life out of Raztax, the
Demon!!
Posted: 17 Mar 2010 00:12 [ permalink ]
1075304: Wiespe the lecherous vampire 
Posted: 14 Mar 2010 23:02 [ permalink ]
711244: Lord Necorp, the leech Mindcrafter 
615759: a hulking, tentacle-faced nightmare
Posted: 12 Mar 2010 23:26 [ permalink ]
1154499: a man in green, Johnny Dover, the leprechaun king
Posted: 10 Mar 2010 00:11 [ permalink ]
1334929: Dag Dag Schwingenator, ruler of Magerathia
Posted: 07 Mar 2010 22:14 [ permalink ]
1408746: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undead  
Posted: 07 Mar 2010 20:39 [ permalink ]
1055396: the spirit of the endless sorrow 
Posted: 07 Mar 2010 13:38 [ permalink ]
1255981: Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala and protector of the 
Posted: 07 Mar 2010 04:06 [ permalink ]
656143: Aniengo the colourful and happy fairy dragon
finally!
Posted: 07 Mar 2010 02:20 [ permalink ]
1443027: Gou'ljeg, a huge, ancient beholder 
Posted: 03 Mar 2010 19:58 [ permalink ]
982254: the fairy queen in stunning black and green evening dress
Posted: 01 Mar 2010 22:17 [ permalink ]
1127301: Moreod, the master vampire, stands majestetically in black velvet
Posted: 25 Feb 2010 23:49 [ permalink ]
She leads the Followers of Tarmalen.
She is the winter leader of the Druids guild.
It's even colder in hell! :O
Posted: 24 Feb 2010 16:55 [ permalink ]
She leads the Followers of Tarmalen.
Hell just froze over.
Posted: 22 Feb 2010 01:38 [ permalink ]
1515354: Noble soldier of Faerwon guarding the convent gate
3186043: Seraphim, an Archangel High General of the First Celestial Triad
124167: Sister Valentina the Chosen of Saints
Posted: 20 Feb 2010 03:36 [ permalink ]
6553: Sable Bladetree, lord high ranger
Posted: 19 Feb 2010 16:46 [ permalink ]
1318339: lesser demon of draen-dalar
Posted: 17 Feb 2010 21:03 [ permalink ]
965357: Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master 
Posted: 17 Feb 2010 19:12 [ permalink ]
1040705: The ancient elemental Wyrm called Stifsim
Posted: 16 Feb 2010 23:27 [ permalink ]
1246617: Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala and protector of the
Posted: 15 Feb 2010 23:08 [ permalink ]
809892: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 12 Feb 2010 11:16 [ permalink ]
706295: Shade of Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster
Posted: 10 Feb 2010 23:36 [ permalink ]
1333365: huge glowing lava elemental waving it's six tentacles  
Posted: 09 Feb 2010 20:49 [ permalink ]
8: a gigantic black stone monolith, pulsing with divine powers

Posted: 02 Feb 2010 22:20 [ permalink ]
1044233: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undead
Posted: 01 Feb 2010 22:21 [ permalink ]
raztax 1.2.
Posted: 29 Jan 2010 00:10 [ permalink ]
1388542: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows
Posted: 27 Jan 2010 23:12 [ permalink ]
1059937: BayPrixces Condito, Arch Mage of the Brotherhood of Sorcery
Posted: 26 Jan 2010 21:10 [ permalink ]
1081546: Zyll, Supreme Master of Ndoki and Sorcerer Extraordinarie
Posted: 20 Jan 2010 04:59 [ permalink ]
1886975: Lear Rotth, the undead lord superior, infuriated beyond comprehens
Posted: 17 Jan 2010 14:32 [ permalink ]
1301154: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows 
Posted: 09 Jan 2010 23:23 [ permalink ]
766138: Haticko, the 35th incarnation of Asharu, the everfighting demon 
Posted: 06 Jan 2010 23:16 [ permalink ]
655076: Lord Necorp, the leech Mindcrafter
479919: a hulking, tentacle-faced nightmare
Posted: 04 Jan 2010 21:36 [ permalink ]
769298: a beautiful and tall woman with hair the color of pale gold
Posted: 28 Dec 2009 19:37 [ permalink ]
1008390: Jane, the Goddess
Posted: 28 Dec 2009 16:27 [ permalink ]
1296905: The Eater of the Dead roams in the hole
1444535: An incredibly huge red demon guards the essence of fire
1336491: Moreod, the master vampire, stands majestetically in black velvet
Posted: 28 Dec 2009 01:39 [ permalink ]
1262763: BayPrixces Condito, Arch Mage of the Brotherhood of Sorcery
Posted: 27 Dec 2009 21:10 [ permalink ]
1101915: huge glowing lava elemental waving it's six tentacles 
Posted: 21 Dec 2009 22:41 [ permalink ]
1091579: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undead
Posted: 21 Dec 2009 19:19 [ permalink ]
1243319: a floating bulk of darkness
Posted: 21 Dec 2009 00:10 [ permalink ]
1341588: Khalun the skaven warlord, leader of the invasion horde
Posted: 20 Dec 2009 20:38 [ permalink ]
1062464: a large cobalt green dragon with a forked tail
Posted: 19 Dec 2009 17:40 [ permalink ]
732475: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 15 Dec 2009 22:43 [ permalink ]
x: Nillirou the elven masterbard
Posted: 14 Dec 2009 19:44 [ permalink ]
1071873: Moreod, the master vampire, stands majestetically in black velvet
Posted: 08 Dec 2009 16:10 [ permalink ]
Zerks tells you 'rhiiibit! Ribbititit *croak* hriiibit!'
\@Zerks rhiibit! Ribbititit *croak* hriibit!
Zerks tells Vittu and you 'rhiiibit! Ribbititit *croak* hriiibit!'
Posted: 28 Nov 2009 22:05 [ permalink ]
665969: Morden the Shadowman
Posted: 28 Nov 2009 18:52 [ permalink ]
481027: the fairy queen in stunning white and green evening dress
Posted: 09 Nov 2009 22:18 [ permalink ]
1026214: a high priestess of Esachen, protector of stability
Posted: 04 Nov 2009 14:32 [ permalink ]
1051740: a floating bulk of darkness
Posted: 03 Nov 2009 23:47 [ permalink ]
1344648: BayPrixces Condito, Arch Mage of the Brotherhood of Sorcery
Posted: 03 Nov 2009 21:46 [ permalink ]
599990: Nillirou the elven masterbard 
Posted: 24 Oct 2009 23:05 [ permalink ]
1383561: Dag Dag Schwingenator, ruler of Magerathia 
Posted: 20 Oct 2009 23:04 [ permalink ]
646976: Nillirou the elven masterbard
Posted: 20 Oct 2009 21:12 [ permalink ]
1107305: Baal-Naygash
Posted: 18 Oct 2009 22:52 [ permalink ]
129766: a woman clad in black silk glaring at you in hostile manner
Posted: 13 Oct 2009 21:13 [ permalink ]
890922: Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master
Posted: 11 Oct 2009 21:52 [ permalink ]
1004217: lesser demon of draen-dalar
Posted: 10 Oct 2009 18:31 [ permalink ]
918326: Inra the valheru god (unholy)
quest!
Posted: 07 Oct 2009 21:36 [ permalink ]
707133: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 04 Oct 2009 22:24 [ permalink ]
981375: Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master
Posted: 04 Oct 2009 15:28 [ permalink ]
587899: Nillirou the elven masterbard
Posted: 03 Oct 2009 16:56 [ permalink ]
1260759: a gorgeous looking woman clad in shadows 
Posted: 27 Sep 2009 22:04 [ permalink ]
 1398772: Zyll, Supreme Master of Ndoki and Sorcerer Extraordinarie
Posted: 18 Sep 2009 23:43 [ permalink ]
738019: Nillirou the elven masterbard
a pain this time
Posted: 15 Sep 2009 22:13 [ permalink ]
713802: Lord Necorp, the leech Mindcrafter
461831: a hulking, tentacle-faced nightmare
Posted: 14 Sep 2009 01:58 [ permalink ]
834757: the black reaver is here searching for his prey
472202: amazon princess Tigra is looking mightier than ever
Posted: 13 Sep 2009 01:10 [ permalink ]
706963: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 11 Sep 2009 03:40 [ permalink ]
620561: Kitiara the Dragon highlord
1208033: Skie the Blue Dragon looks lazily at you
1296982: Lord Soth the Death Knight
Posted: 03 Sep 2009 13:29 [ permalink ]
No more monkey, fucking never again!
Posted: 29 Aug 2009 21:05 [ permalink ]
1335253: The ancient elemental Wyrm called Stifsim
Posted: 16 Aug 2009 00:28 [ permalink ]
808887: A towering demon, swathed in black 
Posted: 02 Aug 2009 23:47 [ permalink ]
 1071730: Asmodeus, the Overlord of all the dukes of Hell
muah :D
Posted: 29 Jul 2009 22:31 [ permalink ]
938425: a beautiful and tall woman with hair the color of pale gold
Posted: 28 Jul 2009 20:17 [ permalink ]
1195112: a high priestess of Esachen, protector of stability
Posted: 27 Jul 2009 14:12 [ permalink ]
1149608: Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master
Posted: 22 Jul 2009 21:36 [ permalink ]
455618: Eidilon, the almighty archangel of goodness (holy aura)
Posted: 20 Jul 2009 18:20 [ permalink ]
711781: Nillirou the elven masterbard
Posted: 19 Jul 2009 21:08 [ permalink ]
693046: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 17 Jul 2009 03:42 [ permalink ]
aniengo fail, beho fail, oh the joy
Posted: 16 Jul 2009 16:46 [ permalink ]
like 100x an immense stone creature hulks before you
and 9: a gigantic black stone monolith, pulsing with divine powers
Posted: 13 Jul 2009 16:34 [ permalink ]
34205: Chance Scheider, commanding the recruits
229135: Zamphros, the temple manager
318508: A feminine figure in a bright red hooded robe
who the hell codes mobes like that :/
Posted: 10 Jul 2009 15:25 [ permalink ]
490972: Archon of Beldarus guarding the vault
Posted: 06 Jul 2009 00:38 [ permalink ]
81689: a woman clad in black silk glaring at you in hostile manner
Posted: 02 Jul 2009 16:55 [ permalink ]
812358: Lord Necorp, the leech Mindcrafter
588308: a hulking, tentacle-faced nightmare
Posted: 27 Jun 2009 23:57 [ permalink ]
605283: Nillirou the elven masterbard
Posted: 22 Jun 2009 23:48 [ permalink ]
1307090: lesser demon of draen-dalar
Posted: 22 Jun 2009 10:10 [ permalink ]
1285154: Abbess Abigail leader of the convent
Posted: 22 Jun 2009 03:56 [ permalink ]
1856244: Noble soldier of Faerwon guarding the convent gate
3184125: Seraphim, an Archangel High General of the First Celestial Triad
124611: Sister Valentina the Chosen of Saints
Posted: 21 Jun 2009 01:23 [ permalink ]
1469709: Gou'ljeg, a huge, ancient beholder
847140: the black reaver is here searching for his prey
786385: amazon princess Tigra is looking mightier than ever
Posted: 19 Jun 2009 01:39 [ permalink ]
1347172: Lear Rotth, the undead lord superior, infuriated beyond comprehens
Posted: 18 Jun 2009 19:37 [ permalink ]
795472: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 18 Jun 2009 03:48 [ permalink ]
Ebony arrow with dragonscale fletching and diamond head labeled as wacid sinks
halfway into Lord Soth's shoulder!
Because of the low amount of unidle players you receive some additional
experience for your kill.
Lord Soth staggers... then falls backwards on the floor. He tries to get to
his knees, but then eyes you... almost ironically...

There is a rustling sigh from his helmet. He says in a peaceful voice: 'I...
thank you for lifting this blackest curse from my soul...'
... and then he looks heavenwards and summons his last dieing strength:

Lord Soth shouts 'TAKHISIS!!! I AM YOUR SERVANT NO LONGER!'

The glow from his burning eyes seems to fade and disappear within the depths
of his helmet.

Amused laughter echoes throughout the heavens.
A seductive voice says 'Woocca may have delivered you from your physical
body... but I still have your soul Soth... still have your soul... still
have your...'

The voice fades away leaving behind a sense of vengefulness...

Lord Soth stops existing in this reality.
Lord Soth is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 18 Jun 2009 03:38 [ permalink ]
1388357: Skie the Blue Dragon looks lazily at you
1404043: Lord Soth the Death Knight
Posted: 17 Jun 2009 00:10 [ permalink ]
311835: Warlock of Xzui performing dark rituals
Posted: 16 Jun 2009 21:52 [ permalink ]
748295: Ix'ixixiblat the Taguethic, the skeletal Elder Dragon
Posted: 16 Jun 2009 03:37 [ permalink ]
1335437: An incredibly huge red demon guards the essence of fire
1360837: The Eater of the Dead roams in the hole
1267946: a massive iron statue has come to life
Posted: 15 Jun 2009 14:35 [ permalink ]
1247799: Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master
Posted: 11 Jun 2009 22:44 [ permalink ]
570077: Nillirou the elven masterbard
Posted: 11 Jun 2009 16:13 [ permalink ]
1361167: Baal-Naygash
Posted: 10 Jun 2009 15:08 [ permalink ]
1413483: huge glowing lava elemental waving it's six tentacles
Posted: 09 Jun 2009 22:46 [ permalink ]
1116069: Ix'ixixiblat the Taguethic, the skeletal Elder Dragon
Posted: 02 Jun 2009 22:10 [ permalink ]
1055398: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood
Posted: 31 May 2009 22:34 [ permalink ]
Yehat {sforce+}: pikemmi clairi o semmonenku kulmakarvat et harvemmi pakosti
tarvii mut kumma olo ilman :)
Posted: 31 May 2009 00:55 [ permalink ]
950300: Rechendak, the Elementalist, Lord of the Cloud and the Giants
Posted: 28 May 2009 21:36 [ permalink ]
729427: Inra the valheru god (unholy)
Posted: 28 May 2009 01:26 [ permalink ]
1109589: Arthas, the Paladin Master of the Highest Justice
Posted: 27 May 2009 21:36 [ permalink ]
Osenseida is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 26 May 2009 19:41 [ permalink ]
1066166: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undead
Posted: 26 May 2009 18:02 [ permalink ]
476659: Nillirou the elven masterbard
Posted: 26 May 2009 00:23 [ permalink ]
753600: the black reaver is here searching for his prey
688315: amazon princess Tigra is looking mightier than ever
Posted: 24 May 2009 23:29 [ permalink ]
311284: Warlock of Xzui performing dark rituals
Posted: 11 May 2009 23:53 [ permalink ]
639228: Nillirou the elven masterbard
Posted: 05 May 2009 18:36 [ permalink ]
736529: A towering demon, swathed in black
look at mob->no prot->ring->profit!
Posted: 04 May 2009 20:30 [ permalink ]
637071: A towering demon, swathed in black
without ring as usual :/
Posted: 26 Apr 2009 22:40 [ permalink ]
919190: BayPrixces Condito, Arch Mage of the Brotherhood of Sorcery
Posted: 18 Apr 2009 16:14 [ permalink ]
966158: BayPrixces Condito, Arch Mage of the Brotherhood of Sorcery
Posted: 15 Apr 2009 23:12 [ permalink ]
697788: Lord Necorp, the leech Mindcrafter
454877: a hulking, tentacle-faced nightmare
Posted: 15 Apr 2009 18:52 [ permalink ]
478082: Nillirou the elven masterbard
Posted: 14 Apr 2009 21:28 [ permalink ]
900821: Listar the Forgetful, sparks crackling about his robe
Posted: 14 Apr 2009 18:30 [ permalink ]
1123559: The rotting body of Brother Maerius Zedek
Posted: 13 Apr 2009 23:17 [ permalink ]
523248: Listar the Forgetful, sparks crackling about his robe
Posted: 13 Apr 2009 21:10 [ permalink ]
1098475: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood
Posted: 12 Apr 2009 19:48 [ permalink ]
Osenseida, Demon Shogun is DEAD, R.I.P.
with ring for a change
Posted: 11 Apr 2009 01:57 [ permalink ]
1275512: a high priestess of Esachen, protector of stability
Posted: 10 Apr 2009 19:52 [ permalink ]
1359630: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undead
Posted: 06 Apr 2009 20:24 [ permalink ]
1066166: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood
Posted: 04 Apr 2009 20:17 [ permalink ]
1332724: the spirit of the endless sorrow
Posted: 02 Apr 2009 19:16 [ permalink ]
1159470: Gou'ljeg, a huge, ancient beholder 
Posted: 01 Apr 2009 23:30 [ permalink ]
715575: Nillirou the elven masterbard
Posted: 31 Mar 2009 19:37 [ permalink ]
929660: Wiespe the lecherous vampire
Posted: 30 Mar 2009 18:54 [ permalink ]
4113: Sable Bladetree, lord high ranger
finally
Posted: 30 Mar 2009 07:56 [ permalink ]
1484996: Noble soldier of Faerwon guarding the convent gate
3136548: Seraphim, an Archangel High General of the First Celestial Triad
117132: Sister Valentina the Chosen of Saints
Posted: 15 Mar 2009 19:53 [ permalink ]
561353: Nillirou the elven masterbard
Posted: 24 Feb 2009 03:45 [ permalink ]
1210453: Henry Amberley, defender of the Amberleys
PUUH
Posted: 23 Feb 2009 01:32 [ permalink ]
Lozlo the Helper [newbie]: worser is not a word
Torc (newbie): you probably still got the point
Lozlo the Helper [newbie]: not at all
Lozlo the Helper [newbie]: i am clueless
Ens [newbie]: he's a troll, he's roleplaying.
Blayke the Helper (newbie): hehe
Lozlo the Helper [newbie]: quiet zombie
Ens [newbie]: the worst kind.
Lozlo the Helper [newbie]: the nazi zombies?!!?!?!?!
Lozlo the Helper [newbie]: seems nobody got that reference
Woocca {newbie}: how the hell did he get helper status?-)
Xxxxx tells you 'sucked tarken's dick is my guess'
Posted: 22 Feb 2009 20:39 [ permalink ]
982467: Lord Soth the Death Knight
Posted: 22 Feb 2009 19:59 [ permalink ]
1093363: Skie the Blue Dragon looks lazily at you
Posted: 19 Feb 2009 02:41 [ permalink ]
1236208: Jane, the Goddess
Posted: 17 Feb 2009 00:09 [ permalink ]
Gurth the christmas elf utters the magic words 'oli isa-sammakko,
aiti-sammakko ja PIKKU-SAMMAKKO!!'
You successfully resist a curse.
Gurth the christmas elf removes a decapitated head of Zerks (holy).
Gurth the christmas elf removes Silently humming Cross of Clouds (holy).
Gurth the christmas elf removes a purple glove.
Gurth the christmas elf removes a red christmas hat with a jingle bell.
Gurth croaks 'that's what i get for trying to frog mortals.'
You go 'MUAH'.
Posted: 07 Feb 2009 21:25 [ permalink ]
769005: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 07 Feb 2009 16:38 [ permalink ]
961025: Arthas, the Paladin Master of the Highest Justice
Posted: 26 Jan 2009 12:46 [ permalink ]
[12:21]:Tarken <wiz>: test
[12:40]:Tarken <wiz>: help
[12:40]:Tarken <wiz>: oops
Posted: 12 Jan 2009 21:54 [ permalink ]
498844: Morden the Shadowman 
Posted: 12 Jan 2009 18:45 [ permalink ]
1097672: Baal-Naygash

Posted: 11 Jan 2009 14:14 [ permalink ]
1321986: a floating bulk of darkness
Posted: 10 Jan 2009 21:41 [ permalink ]
1087932: Zyll, Supreme Master of Ndoki and Sorcerer Extraordinarie
Posted: 08 Jan 2009 22:17 [ permalink ]
704888: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 07 Jan 2009 20:36 [ permalink ]
949187: Tyranicus Karakurt the king of the lizard men
Posted: 05 Jan 2009 00:22 [ permalink ]
235085: Sister Alysia the Inquisitor of Las
Posted: 04 Jan 2009 22:42 [ permalink ]
714837: Inra the valheru god (unholy)
Posted: 01 Jan 2009 21:04 [ permalink ]
1066619: the Grand Master Torturer
Posted: 30 Dec 2008 02:27 [ permalink ]
1305736: Moratar Cain the diabolic Archlich, LORD of the Necropolis
Posted: 29 Dec 2008 20:13 [ permalink ]
792297: BayPrixces Condito, Arch Mage of the Brotherhood of Sorcery
Posted: 28 Dec 2008 20:58 [ permalink ]
495317: Morden the Shadowman
Posted: 28 Dec 2008 00:09 [ permalink ]
1370464: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood
Posted: 24 Dec 2008 01:00 [ permalink ]
 3013300: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits
puuh :D
Posted: 23 Dec 2008 23:51 [ permalink ]
Titus rolls his eyes wildly and exclaims 'gtzt mar nak grttzt gnatlnamauch'
Titus holds aloft a tiny platinum hammer which flashes in many bright colours.
Titus hits Tikku, Scriptor, Dink, Hipander, Titus, Xaarov, Sarmangoth, Dornier
and Woocca with his magic eruption.
Dink's flex shield wobbles.
That really HURT!
You scream in pain under extreme magical pressure, you think you are DYING!
Tikku [report]: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.I'M DYING!!!AUAUAUAU
Dornier reports: Hp: 78 (528) Sp: 596 (596) Ep: 331 (331).
Titus (party): mites nää commandit toimii
Posted: 22 Dec 2008 21:50 [ permalink ]
1091165: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood
751071: a beautiful and tall woman with hair the color of pale gold
Posted: 21 Dec 2008 22:59 [ permalink ]
891474: Yaboz Zobay, the ancient Maze Master
Posted: 19 Dec 2008 19:47 [ permalink ]
1553341: Gou'ljeg, a huge, ancient beholder
Posted: 17 Dec 2008 23:44 [ permalink ]
1421627: Henry Amberley, defender of the Amberleys
Posted: 17 Dec 2008 00:34 [ permalink ]
849792: A towering demon, swathed in black
with ring for once :)
Posted: 14 Dec 2008 03:26 [ permalink ]
103194: Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster
705444: Shade of Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster
Posted: 14 Dec 2008 02:11 [ permalink ]
1290739: Lear Rotth, the undead lord superior, infuriated beyond comprehens
Posted: 07 Dec 2008 15:35 [ permalink ]
573661: Llyth, the demon queen of spiders
Posted: 03 Dec 2008 22:19 [ permalink ]
707038: Lord Necorp, the leech Mindcrafter
569460: a hulking, tentacle-faced nightmare
Posted: 27 Nov 2008 00:52 [ permalink ]
1258548: Umegord Cadelannon the Warrior King of Calythien
1229202: Serrawyn Olardomos the Patriarch of Calythien
Posted: 22 Nov 2008 15:04 [ permalink ]
443785: Llyth, the demon queen of spiders
Posted: 16 Nov 2008 00:54 [ permalink ]
133383: Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster
628672: Shade of Mithrandir the Druid GuildMaster
Posted: 16 Nov 2008 00:16 [ permalink ]
1292511: Henry Amberley, defender of the Amberleys
Posted: 11 Nov 2008 22:12 [ permalink ]
605411: a black king seeking to rule the world. 
Posted: 08 Nov 2008 19:26 [ permalink ]
 973301: Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala and protector of the
Posted: 08 Nov 2008 14:39 [ permalink ]
 533550: Eidilon, the almighty archangel of goodness (holy aura)
Posted: 30 Oct 2008 23:53 [ permalink ]
 196735: amazon warrior Luna planning a rescue mission
Posted: 26 Oct 2008 14:39 [ permalink ]
445161: Llyth, the demon queen of spiders
Posted: 25 Oct 2008 21:47 [ permalink ]
1078066: BayPrixces Condito, Arch Mage of the Brotherhood of Sorcery
Posted: 17 Oct 2008 23:03 [ permalink ]
648919: Morden the Shadowman
Posted: 17 Oct 2008 21:35 [ permalink ]
668388: the black reaver is here searching for his prey
768093: amazon princess Tigra is looking mightier than ever
Posted: 17 Oct 2008 19:39 [ permalink ]
1143319: huge glowing lava elemental waving it's six tentacles
Posted: 17 Oct 2008 18:33 [ permalink ]
1429010: Gou'ljeg, a huge, ancient beholder
Posted: 17 Oct 2008 00:20 [ permalink ]
1347172: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood
Posted: 16 Oct 2008 23:27 [ permalink ]
1259326: Lord Wainamoinen, the chief bard of Kalevala and protector of the
Posted: 16 Oct 2008 01:01 [ permalink ]
1215454: BayPrixces Condito, Arch Mage of the Brotherhood of Sorcery
Posted: 06 Oct 2008 15:34 [ permalink ]
43479: a Gray Slaad-Lord is hopping around here
my first slaad :)

Posted: 05 Oct 2008 13:55 [ permalink ]
You are now level 99. You feel luckier!
You gained 25 stat training points.

Congratulations! You have just completed No reincarnation!
Posted: 29 Sep 2008 12:34 [ permalink ]
Kohothegreat tells Tascruel and you 'tulee teidän rankeista mieleen joku
marvelin sarjakuva'

{  Ironman } Tascruel Takiaisjalka the member of Tinmen < foo >
{  Captain } Woocca the Cyclops Funk Machine < foo >
2 players shown. (<>=Wizard, {}=Leader, []=Mortal, ()=Reborn)

You tell Tascruel and Kohothegreat 'ollaan Captain Ironman!'


Posted: 25 Sep 2008 10:38 [ permalink ]
646152: A scaled medusa with a paralyzing gaze
Posted: 17 Sep 2008 01:27 [ permalink ]
827049: Lord Necorp, the leech Mindcrafter
594854: a hulking, tentacle-faced nightmare

Posted: 27 Aug 2008 15:51 [ permalink ]
Rostok Thunderfist nods solemnly.
Violent drumming echoes through out the realm.
Paladin GuildMaster shouts 'Bring the women and children to safety!'
Sable Bladetree shouts 'Hide in the forests!'
Grimoor shouts 'NO! NOOO!'

Groo's voice echoes in the skies...
  BARBARIANS! HEAR MY WORDS!
  THROUGH THE AGES SELDOM DO ANY BARBARIAN EXPRESS SUCH RUTHLESS CONDUCT!
  FOR NEGLIGENCE AGAINST ALL THAT IS LIVING AND SACRED!
  Woocca IS NOW A BARBARIAN ELDER!
Posted: 23 Aug 2008 10:06 [ permalink ]
208416: Jeanette Enorian, worrying about her husband

Posted: 20 Aug 2008 17:22 [ permalink ]
Hair [party]: woocca is like a giant SUV with ep fuel!
Posted: 11 Aug 2008 11:24 [ permalink ]
445902: a black magic-eating cloud hovers around here


Posted: 30 Jul 2008 22:09 [ permalink ]
923175: a floating bulk of darkness
Posted: 24 Jul 2008 01:04 [ permalink ]
538126: Listar the Forgetful, sparks crackling about his robe
Posted: 23 Jul 2008 11:09 [ permalink ]
[11:06]:Awed (sforce+): siis equttaminenhan se on kivointa
[11:07]:Awed (sforce+): hermot kireellä, kädettömät membut ja hommat menee
vituiks.... mikäs sen parempaa?
[11:07]:El'Marinade (sforce+): joo, jos muita harrastuksia on juustoraastimen
köyrintä tai muu masokismi
[11:07]:Drizzin [sforce+]: equttaminen on ku munasillaan kiipeis kaktukseen
Posted: 20 Jul 2008 21:04 [ permalink ]
1069483: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood
Posted: 07 Jul 2008 00:22 [ permalink ]
695469: A towering demon, swathed in black
Posted: 24 Jun 2008 10:49 [ permalink ]
71113: A customer sits by the fireplace, drinking ale
Righto! :)
Posted: 10 Jun 2008 20:57 [ permalink ]
1072060: Kech Lektar the EVIL necromancer is controlling undead
Posted: 08 Jun 2008 17:44 [ permalink ]
300179: Warlock of Xzui performing dark rituals
Posted: 24 May 2008 23:31 [ permalink ]
1381: Strange looking man trying to sneak around
Posted: 13 May 2008 23:43 [ permalink ]
1425466: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood
Posted: 11 May 2008 14:41 [ permalink ]
 1299849: a floating bulk of darkness
Posted: 07 May 2008 09:57 [ permalink ]
1128578: Tom Bombadil is here feeding birds and bunnies.
a biggie.
Posted: 27 Apr 2008 00:21 [ permalink ]
848971: Inra the valheru god (unholy)
Posted: 23 Apr 2008 00:11 [ permalink ]
907991: Inra the valheru god (unholy)
Posted: 12 Apr 2008 01:50 [ permalink ]
1426281: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood
Posted: 24 Mar 2008 01:18 [ permalink ]
609617: Morden the Shadowman
Posted: 19 Mar 2008 02:54 [ permalink ]
548679: Patrick Amberley
Posted: 18 Mar 2008 23:56 [ permalink ]
689078: A scaled medusa with a paralyzing gaze
Posted: 08 Mar 2008 00:49 [ permalink ]
797571: Morden the Shadowman
Posted: 06 Mar 2008 21:40 [ permalink ]
744804: Inra the valheru god (unholy)
Posted: 03 Mar 2008 21:38 [ permalink ]
1120556: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood
Posted: 26 Feb 2008 13:13 [ permalink ]
42693: small hobbit girl playing with her doll
slightly turbo :)
Posted: 25 Feb 2008 21:05 [ permalink ]
1130307: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood
Posted: 24 Feb 2008 11:43 [ permalink ]
A small rectification to the last post:
               Oogga, famed Barbarian Lord, 559132 exp (party of 6)
Ack.
Posted: 24 Feb 2008 02:39 [ permalink ]
262953: Oogga, famed Barbarian Lord
NEVER again!
Posted: 14 Feb 2008 01:21 [ permalink ]
 1381978: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood    
Posted: 11 Feb 2008 23:47 [ permalink ]
You toss the potato to Tascruel quickly.
Someone tosses the Hot potato to you!
Its HOT HOT HOT HOT! get rid of it quick!
You toss the potato to Tascruel quickly.
Someone tosses the Hot potato to you!
Its HOT HOT HOT HOT! get rid of it quick!
You toss the potato to Tascruel quickly.
Hp: 1127/1261 [+88] Sp: 20/20 [] Ep: 158/407 [+10] cash: 5920 [] exp: 717546
[]
Someone tosses the Hot potato to you!
Its HOT HOT HOT HOT! get rid of it quick!
You toss the potato to Tascruel quickly.
Someone tosses the Hot potato to you!
Its HOT HOT HOT HOT! get rid of it quick!
You toss the potato to Tascruel quickly.
Someone tosses the Hot potato to you!
Its HOT HOT HOT HOT! get rid of it quick!
You toss the potato to Tascruel quickly.
Someone tosses the Hot potato to you!
Its HOT HOT HOT HOT! get rid of it quick!
You toss the potato to Tascruel quickly.
Someone tosses the Hot potato to you!
Its HOT HOT HOT HOT! get rid of it quick!
You toss the potato to Tascruel quickly.
Someone tosses the Hot potato to you!
Its HOT HOT HOT HOT! get rid of it quick!
You toss the potato to Tascruel quickly.
Someone tosses the Hot potato to you!
Its HOT HOT HOT HOT! get rid of it quick!
You toss the potato to Tascruel quickly.
Someone tosses the Hot potato to you!
Its HOT HOT HOT HOT! get rid of it quick!
You toss the potato to Tascruel quickly.
Mursia claps his hands and whispers 'judicandus ignius'
Someone tosses the Hot potato to you!
Its HOT HOT HOT HOT! get rid of it quick!
You toss the potato to Tascruel quickly.
Someone tosses the Hot potato to you!
Its HOT HOT HOT HOT! get rid of it quick!
The potato you were holding explodes in a shower of spud guts!
You are out of the game. Better luck next time.
Woocca looks really sick as the HOT potato explodes.
Lag-Monster eats your command.
Tascruel has survived the barrage of Hot potatoes.

You emote to Tascruel 'shouts 'PERKELE' at you.'
Tascruel tells you 'pistit lopun tiukaks'
Right.. :)
Posted: 03 Feb 2008 22:50 [ permalink ]
415948: a giant green dragon
Posted: 26 Jan 2008 01:42 [ permalink ]
1377721: Lear Rotth, the undead lord superior, infuriated beyond comprehension
Posted: 23 Jan 2008 01:01 [ permalink ]
 1453746: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood
Posted: 19 Jan 2008 20:33 [ permalink ]
375928: Llyth, the demon queen of spiders
Posted: 14 Jan 2008 21:20 [ permalink ]
1169785: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood
Posted: 03 Jan 2008 23:26 [ permalink ]
1033237: a tall man dressed in a black robe with a hood
Posted: 22 Dec 2007 19:03 [ permalink ]
PUUH, 200M finally!
Posted: 20 Oct 2007 19:45 [ permalink ]
Broke 150M!
Posted: 03 Aug 2007 14:34 [ permalink ]
Broke the 100M mark!