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Posted: 21 Aug 2023 07:41 [ permalink ]
Total of 675000000 experience spent on character.   o7
Posted: 18 Aug 2023 01:11 [ permalink ]
Ackbar shouts 'Xaarov has completed my warrior quest and proved himself worthy
of a Damien'

Damiens done - Time for REBIRTH
Posted: 17 Aug 2023 06:06 [ permalink ]
An unearthly feeling takes over your body as you enter the room. You have
passed the test of the Ancient Warriors and proved yourself to be worthy of
the legendary Damien; The equipment of a true warrior. Completing this task
grants you 30696 experience; You've managed to find a truly special place.
Posted: 12 Aug 2023 16:18 [ permalink ]
Xaarov has survived the barrage of Hot potatoes.

You receive a few jewels as a momento of your success.

You also receive a right to use a rank! See 'rank list'.
This is a challenge trophy.
Posted: 17 Jan 2023 19:27 [ permalink ]
You steer Vex at stone chest.
Stone chest gets repeatedly kicked in the chest!
Posted: 30 Jan 2022 18:41 [ permalink ]
Total of 600223121 experience spent on character.
Posted: 07 Jan 2022 03:54 [ permalink ]
You tell Tiat (fighting) 'oh yo'
You tell Tiat (fighting) 'how about imagine dragons, you like them?'
Tiat tells you 'not really'
Tiat tells you 'im not a teenage girl'
Tiat tells you 'or retarded'
You tell Tiat (fighting) 'imagine dragon deez nuts across your chin'
Tiat sighs at you deeply.
Posted: 30 Apr 2021 14:24 [ permalink ]
Total of 500081967 experience spent on character.
Posted: 30 Apr 2021 13:44 [ permalink ]
Rostok Thunderfist nods solemnly.
Violent drumming echoes through out the realm.
Sable Bladetree shouts 'Hide in the forests!'
Bayprixes shouts 'Great, just what we needed.'
Mother Theresa shouts 'Sisters Beware!'

Groo's voice echoes in the skies...
  BARBARIANS! HEAR MY WORDS!
  THROUGH THE AGES SELDOM DO ANY BARBARIAN EXPRESS SUCH RUTHLESS CONDUCT!
  FOR NEGLIGENCE AGAINST ALL THAT IS LIVING AND SACRED!
  Xaarov IS NOW A BARBARIAN ELDER!
Posted: 29 May 2020 05:33 [ permalink ]
Oogga shouts 'I AM DYING! BY THE HANDS OF MY OWN BARBARIANS!'
Oogga shouts 'Hail Xaarov and Shalkan for giving me an honorable barbarian
death!'
Congratulations! You have just completed Defeat oogga!
You have a new party kill option for top10!
Oogga is dogfood.
Oogga is DEAD, R.I.P.
Posted: 24 Nov 2019 09:14 [ permalink ]
Total of 400001601 experience spent on character.
Posted: 08 Jul 2019 06:59 [ permalink ]
Total of 300021451 experience spent on character.
Posted: 20 Jun 2018 10:12 [ permalink ]
After a while, Ancient chimera bows down in submission.
Posted: 08 Jun 2018 06:37 [ permalink ]
172988: a massive, leathery elephant with giant tusks

First solo kill over 150k \o/
Posted: 28 May 2018 09:17 [ permalink ]
The Hunt master mounts a new fox tail in his cabin.
It's a forked double fox tail! Well Done!
He proclaims: All hail Xaarov for his perseverance!

The Hunt Master awards you 2634 platinum coins.
Posted: 28 May 2018 05:16 [ permalink ]
Total of 200007842 experience spent on character. \o/
Posted: 26 May 2018 07:48 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.

You whip Zen, trying to motivate it.
It responds to the motivation and treat and reluctantly slinks forward.

Because of your superb motivating skills, Zen is now permanently able to go
underground.

The bag is eaten.
The bag is eaten.

You have completed the beastmaster quest 'Stay down!!
Posted: 26 May 2018 02:31 [ permalink ]
Date:    Sat May 26 02:27:53 2018
From:    Entropy
To:      Xaarov
Subject: Task Points

Entropy awarded you 1 task points for completing 'Memorial day weekend' task.
Posted: 20 May 2018 21:18 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.

You begin the taming session.

After a while, Ancient chaos drake bows down in submission.
Posted: 17 May 2018 04:14 [ permalink ]
Tears of Laesa: quest progress [#########...........]

Victory! Your party has found the prize!

You take a coarse and sandy glass bead.
Posted: 04 May 2018 06:18 [ permalink ]
Victory! Your party has found the prize!

You take a coarse and sandy glass bead.
Posted: 03 May 2018 08:34 [ permalink ]
Victory! Your party has found the prize!

You take a coarse and sandy glass bead.
Posted: 03 May 2018 05:19 [ permalink ]
You begin the taming session.

After a while, Hoar frost gryphon bows down in submission.
Posted: 01 May 2018 06:49 [ permalink ]
Victory! Your party has found the prize!

You take a coarse and sandy glass bead.
Posted: 01 May 2018 06:44 [ permalink ]
You begin the taming session.

After a while, Hoar frost gryphon bows down in submission.
Posted: 27 Apr 2018 04:01 [ permalink ]
You begin the taming session.

After a while, Ancient ice drake bows down in submission.

Posted: 23 Apr 2018 02:08 [ permalink ]
Victory! Your party has found the prize!
You take a coarse and sandy glass bead.
Posted: 16 Apr 2018 10:29 [ permalink ]
Victory! Your party has found the prize!
You take a coarse and sandy glass bead.
Posted: 14 Apr 2018 01:32 [ permalink ]
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Posted: 09 Apr 2018 03:25 [ permalink ]
Game Driver shouts 'Batmud is now wizard-locked by Zin. Reason: Restoring back
to boot.'
Posted: 07 Apr 2018 06:26 [ permalink ]
Cortana CHOMPS down to Young chaos drake's torso, almost biting her in half!

Cortana *DEVOURS* Young chaos drake!
55273: a slender drake encircled by tall shadows

What a gluttonous beast
Posted: 04 Apr 2018 02:45 [ permalink ]
You begin the taming session.

After a while, Deadly chaos drake bows down in submission.

You have completed the beastmaster quest 'Dark wings of doom!
Posted: 02 Apr 2018 09:02 [ permalink ]
Oh yeah, won Gauntlet event on 3/29. Forgot to log

Lumine hands you the item and you humbly accept it.
Lumine says 'Congratulations Xaarov.'
Lumine snaps her fingers and an exit appears in front of you.
Posted: 02 Apr 2018 08:46 [ permalink ]
104032: a three-headed chimera, true abomination
First solo kill over 100k \o/
Posted: 18 Mar 2018 04:11 [ permalink ]
Autismodo makes a small puddle on the floor.

Autismodo is now COOL!.
Posted: 12 Dec 2013 11:16 [ permalink ]
You are prepared to do the skill.

Your marvellous sense of combat prevents your flint and steel from getting
scratched.

You use your flint and steel while making the fire.
Posted: 11 Oct 2012 22:19 [ permalink ]
Sloppy tells you 'u wanna buy my balls?'
Posted: 28 Sep 2012 11:14 [ permalink ]
Oogga says 'Xaarov, my son, good work!'
Posted: 05 Jun 2012 22:32 [ permalink ]
Voraax lays an egg.
Posted: 20 Dec 2009 18:51 [ permalink ]
From the present falls a cracked onyx mask <christmas glow>.
First decent gift from santa, ever. :P
Posted: 05 May 2009 10:14 [ permalink ]
Torso Maker is ready to cut meat!!
Posted: 04 May 2009 23:32 [ permalink ]
Tom Bombadil + Kelnozz
Xaarov rolls: 18
Luck streak has ended.. got Tom hat :P
Posted: 14 Apr 2009 22:06 [ permalink ]
Killed Listar ~900k
Xaarov rolls: 98
Diced moonstone leggings :)
Posted: 08 Apr 2009 22:51 [ permalink ]
1144698 Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits.
Xaarov rolls: 98
Diced sbs :)
Posted: 18 Mar 2009 20:35 [ permalink ]
227275: An ENORMOUS goshawk is sitting on the edge of the nest looking
ravenous
Xaarov rolls: 12   Sigh, got stuck into leading and diced last :D
Posted: 05 Mar 2009 10:03 [ permalink ]
302564: An ENORMOUS goshawk is sitting on the edge of the nest looking
ravenous
Got second 4str bracelet, finally :D
Posted: 23 Feb 2009 07:37 [ permalink ]
Did Goshawk today, only 3 str bracelet :C
Posted: 07 Feb 2009 15:36 [ permalink ]
299099: An ENORMOUS goshawk is sitting on the edge of the nest looking
ravenous
Crap dice.
Posted: 31 Jan 2009 11:04 [ permalink ]
250635: An ENORMOUS goshawk is sitting on the edge of the nest looking
ravenous
You wear a black bone bracelet <red glow>
Posted: 28 Jan 2009 22:31 [ permalink ]
105459: The ghostly form of a banshee floats through (crippled) (undead) (3
man)
Xaarov rolls: 78.
You take black iron rod <red glow> from a large treasure chest (almost empty).
Posted: 18 Jan 2009 18:19 [ permalink ]
Entor gives you 20000 anipium coins.
Asmo sac, and won 1m on dice :)
Posted: 17 Jan 2009 17:32 [ permalink ]
Rocker gives 66000 mithril coins to Acentaja.
Acentaja gives a scroll of wishing to Rocker.
Posted: 14 Jan 2009 22:38 [ permalink ]
222819: A HUGE 50-foot Purple Worm... RUN!
Posted: 11 Jan 2009 10:11 [ permalink ]
FOUR OF A KIND! The machine PAYS you 100000 in gold!
Posted: 11 Jan 2009 06:55 [ permalink ]
164639: amazon princess Tigra is trying to rally the council
Posted: 07 Jan 2009 11:52 [ permalink ]
You score a *CRITICAL* hit!
Cackling devilishly you CRUELLY DISMEMBER Large punk causing heart tissue to
fly everywhere.
Posted: 24 Dec 2008 17:01 [ permalink ]
960780: a huge hulking wind elemental (4 man).
Posted: 24 Dec 2008 01:23 [ permalink ]
Total of 40009269 experience spent on character.
Posted: 24 Dec 2008 01:12 [ permalink ]
3013300: Raztax, the Almighty demon is crushing you to bits.
Xaarov rolls: 77.
You take Demonic Ring of Invisibility.
Posted: 23 Dec 2008 00:39 [ permalink ]
501227: Patrick Amberley
Xaarov rolls: 92.