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Group: bs (#5332/9588) From: Capula (Lvl: 100 Age: 1y, 271d, 1h, 32min and 39s) Subject: virtual reality tv, some kind atleast Date: Sun Nov 14 22:26:33 2004 Rating: 3 Votes: 5 As many of you rember I recently posted idea about council of mortals and arches. I swear that the following words are true even the story would sound how bizarre! From: XXX Date: Fri Dec 13 09:48:44 2002 Subject: (join us) -------------------------------------- Me and my few fellows have created ss called werule+ and we are planning to take over the controls of batmud! Our plan is to gather huge amount of 100 lvl players and then suddenly wizz them all! After that we have such stong foothold among wizardery that we can start our shemes against the very archewizards! Please contact me, and I promise you the status of virtual god! Inbox 178(178) ? After reading this I was bit confused but seriously interested. I couldnt resist the temptation and my curiousity made me to answer that letter. grande scheme will continue on my next letter... --------------------------------------------------------- Group: bs (#5333/9588) From: Capula (Lvl: 100 Age: 1y, 271d, 1h, 50min and 5s) Subject: truth is stranger than fiction Date: Sun Nov 14 22:59:41 2004 Rating: 3 Votes: 5 I was little wondered about what to write him back. I congratulated my new friend for his bold plan and reported being cladly new member. From: XXX Date: Thu Dec 19 21:59:27 2002 Subject: awe! le immortal -------------------------------------- Congratulations for fine decision. Meanwhile I have cathered nine members and i have chosen a different guildmaster role in the new era of batmud! Heres list of your duties: XXX "speed commander", orders the troops for rushing at certain shinaraes areas and even keeping battle hold there if needed. Capula "chief of newbie extortion", gains valuable income by threatening newbies at areas like newbiemountains and force them to pay taxes from enchant armour scrolls and such! (first I was pretty dissapointed for such status but then thought it again and noticed that who wouldnt want to be chief of secret police. My brains started working evil scheme.) xxx "trickster planner", crashes the material exhanges economy. Plan isnt ready yet, but I hope our new trickster planner will solve it out. Rest of ranks I havent invented you but I will grant those more in the near future. Behold! Our time will come! Inbox 201(201) ? I felt great after such promotion and went to sleep happily. To be continued... --------------------------------------------- Group: bs (#5335/9588) From: Capula (Lvl: 100 Age: 1y, 271d, 2h, 47min and 17s) Subject: Shivers feel good (1/2) Date: Mon Nov 15 00:01:03 2004 Rating: 1 Votes: 3 From: XXX Date: Thu Dec 23 21:29:37 2002 Subject: game has begun! -------------------------------------- Come to anipas castle room at 22.00 ps! be there or dont be late atleast Inbox 221(221) ? I was thrilled. This would be the night of my new godhood:) Well, maybe not that, but something that I surely wanted to find out. This is Anipa's test castle. Enter at your own risk! Wooden door (closed) leads west. Obvious exits are: n, s, e, u, d and out. XXX the Ogre < .+!werule!+. > XXX the Troll < .+!werule!+. > Hp:1241/1241 Sp:38/38 Ep:402/402 Exp:2760 Kg:63 > Oh great! Whole tree members. I was little dissapointed, but my curiousity kept me waiting what will come. XXX [party]: Heya, too bad we miss some members, but we shall recruit more troops later. XXX [party]: reason we are here is that this is the only room where wizards cant snoop us. This room is in ANIPAS directory. And to make it totally safe i have luckily three rod of channelings and we can create own channel here. If that doesnt shrug snooppers off, then what would? XXX gave us rods and we had little break for reading instructions which happened to be pretty difficult. XXX [werule]>> we rule and rock! XXX [werule]>> Yeah, we kick as!!! (me) XXX [werule]>> we are the best! XXX [werule]>> not so fast brothers! im asking first reports from the field officers. First Capula, chief of newbie extortion. Capula [werule]>> Thank you. First Id like to point that you dont find enchant armour scrolls from newbiemountains and for that reason incomes would be pretty low. But I solved that those quite surely are found from newbie mines. --------------------------------------------- Group: bs (#5337/9588) From: Capula (Lvl: 100 Age: 1y, 271d, 2h, 47min and 17s) Subject: Shivers feel good (2/2) Date: Mon Nov 15 00:02:21 2004 Rating: 3 Votes: 5 XXX [werule]>> oh great! I have magical eq which gives you ability to weight items and even the players! Capula [werule]>> Hmm, so I stand top of mines guardin who is going in and coming out. xxx [werule]>> Yes, and then weighing their weight when going in and coming out and taxing the difference. Capula [werule]>> Many thanks for this artifact, Im pretty sure that alex amu cant weigh players, but I try to find out something nasty for heads of the newbies. Suddenly! XXX arrives from out. We got new member who has got lost while trying to find this castle. But as we were pretty solidar ss, we forgive him and invited to our party. We couldnt invite him to rod channel because we didnt have more rods. Not good start for this new fellow. To be continued... ----------------------------------------------------- Group: bs (#5341/9588) From: Capula (Lvl: 100 Age: 1y, 271d, 3h, 38min and 34s) Subject: i bet its captain nemo Date: Mon Nov 15 01:14:58 2004 Rating: 3 Votes: 3 Some time later our magnificent leader brought me some items to help me on my crooked ways. a humming magical apparatus built of leather, gold and platinum labeled as rain, it was against our enemies which we would surely get. Nothing beats the good ole insta rain when it comes to player killing, Next item stunned me completely, a torsch. Its purpose was to gain TP for typoreport at the time of need. Great! Maybe I send ten typoreports and gain TP for each different resolver wizards award. And the last item was orb of Succour. It was to boost our conjurers protections to ungodly lenghts. Problem was that we all were nomads. I sensed big problems on the player killing field, but still followed our charismatic leader. Our first target was finally set. BC post, as most of you remember you could only send mail from post office. On of us will block it with shelter (which we would get from shelter scroll) and one will collect 1000gp fee to let people in. And as it needed only two players it give the last two free hands for other scheming. It was me and our leader who took responsibility of psychological warfare. As we noticed that both are finnish, we admitted to eliminate people on suomi channel. We hired ravaging XXX to drive people mad with his rumblings. His favourite ways were yhdyssana virheet(compound), another sneak attack was praising the usefullness of religions. We ordered him to agravate our enemies and making them get banned by wizards. reason beign personal insulting. Our leader has trained this ravaging freelancer too well. He some time later went over the top and got removed. He still gets some flashbacks and attacks suddenly screaming 'YHDYS SANA' with his hcbat character XXX. ... -------------------------------------------------------- Group: bs (#5342/9588) From: Capula (Lvl: 100 Age: 1y, 271d, 4h, 38min and 36s) Subject: is he ronald mcdonald? Date: Mon Nov 15 01:57:34 2004 Rating: 2 Votes: 2 Though time went fast, but the results were low and the morale was failing. Suddenly the times of peace were over, ur leader asked me to secret meeting at our regular place, anipas castle. There XXX told me that he has found a way to blackmail even wizard. He wanted me to play female and lure some wizard to have mudsex with me. Then we would blackmail him with logs after we reveal that im truly a male. I was terrified and felt humiliated, but wanted to see all, after all ive got this far already. We spreaded rumour that capula has sold his character to some female player. Then the leader exposed me of character selling. When first wizard started to ask questions about my true identity, I pleaded 'Dont rm me, Ill have mudsex with you.' For some godforbit reason wiz accepted the services and he was hooked. Dirty details in logs of hot mudsex session can be bought from capula for meager price of 100.000 gp. Story continues though, hopefully. ------------------------------------------------------------ Group: bs (#5350/9588) From: Capula (Lvl: 100 Age: 1y, 271d, 13h, 29min and 4s) Subject: lemon is bitter Date: Mon Nov 15 23:07:38 2004 Rating: 3 Votes: 3 From: XXX(archwizard) Date: Fri Jan 10 19:09:55 2003 Subject: scandal -------------------------------------- To keep up good fame of batmud on the mudscene, you must destroy your logs about recent happenings with XXX. Inbox 258(258) ? To honor such wish, I continue my story right after that accident, which surely wasnt last. --- One of our first new members was promising law studying mudder from usa. But he got delusional with his new gained power. He started to praise the mightiness of himself being born in the worlds finest place, united states of america. that and the everpromising power gained by werule+ membership. We had planned him such promising career as our political lawyer. Though he serves our purposes with his public preaches on random channels. He helped us to go unnoticed. At that moment we were semi-serious power at chart where the highest place is Archgod. Atleast thats what our leader told us. -------------------------------------------------------- Group: bs (#5365/9588) From: Capula (Lvl: 100 Age: 1y, 272d, 1h, 12min and 21s) Subject: brutality by violence (1/2) Date: Wed Nov 17 12:10:01 2004 Rating: 0 Votes: 3 Quite soon after our lawbender left us our leader approached us with his new plan. This time aim wouldnt be too high (which I pretty much instantly believed), the aim was to pkill leader of the tinmen race and thus gaining good powerbase by getting one of us to lead that race. Our leader soon introduced us his newest pkill weapons or pkill toys as he liked to call em. a small genuinely made wooden chest. It is labeled as 'pkill'. The label can be set with 'label' command. You see a small combination lock with 3 dials on the sailor chest. The dials are set to: 0 0 0 See 'help sailor chest' for more information. This item is in superb condition. It looks very very heavy. Pkill contains: (7 out of 7 slots used) a water balloon a water balloon a water balloon a water balloon a water balloon a water balloon a water balloon The plan was to lure unsuspecting tinmen leader to bank and there launch the furious assault against him. The main thing was that our leader has seen that players eqs and he didnt have any protection against water damage. It didnt took long when we saw this: XXX [sales]: purple moccasins mb 1k Unfortunately the price didnt go further than 200k and wrong player bought em. When we were selling our thir pair of those expencive moccasins, our target finally ate the hook. -Shootout at the BC-bank- Our leader chose our new member who was psi to aid him in the bank and my job was to block escape route. Psi insisted that he wants to disguise as street lamp with transmute self. ------------------------------------------------------- Group: bs (#5366/9588) From: Capula (Lvl: 100 Age: 1y, 272d, 1h, 12min and 21s) Subject: brutality by violence (2/2) Date: Wed Nov 17 12:10:32 2004 Rating: 2 Votes: 4 The following is exact log from my leaders databases. You are in The Bank. To the east you see a counter. In the wall beside the counter, a door leads further east. There is a teller here to handle your transactions and a small sign on the counter describing the available commands. Iron gate (open) leads south. Mithril reinforced vault door (closed) leads east. Obvious exit is: south. a magical charity box A burly looking bankguard ready to pound offenders a green gas street lamp XXX the dented member of Tinmen < exp > Leader [party]: attack! use the device! You toss a water balloon to XXX! The balloon bursts, drenching XXX completely! You miss! You miss! You miss! You toss a water balloon to XXX! The balloon bursts, drenching XXX completely! You miss! You miss! XXX leaves south. Leader [party]: attack! use the device! It was the command to block poor fellows escape route. Now it was my turn to show how to precisely pkill someone. For a second i twiddled a humming magical apparatus built of leather, gold and platinum labeled as rain and then pushed it. press button You push the button on the apparatus! The apparatus trembles a bit but nothing happens. Nooooooo! Our masterplan failed! XXX arrives from north. XXX leaves west. It was a great loss to our cause, but reward came from surprising sector. Leader got tp for bugreport, water from balloons didnt cause dmg for water allergic races. This was clear sign to us that sun will shine where we would go (according to our leader). ----------------------------------------------------------------- The end.

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