Library: batmud ring

I woke up one morning on a cold december early becouse I was having trouble sleeping, "Well," I thought, "I might as well make the best of things and log into Batmud. Since it was december my first act was to anny and frustrate my fellow mudders by asking, "where is Santa Claus.", and "Did anyone get anything good today?" To which someone responded go find him yourself asshole." So naturally I began to turn Arelium unside down looking for the man. Srangely once finding him he instead of sitting me on his lap, Grinned evily and discretely handed a black box with red lace to me. Thinking this is odd I opened the present uneasily. Inside was a ring and a note. Oooh, Ahh perhaps the note will tell me the stats of this unusual ring I thought. Unfortunately i was right. The note read "this ring is best sacrificed at your racial shrine as it is cursed. But since you are a mortal and mortals are doomed to try their luck, you are desined to make 2 wishes by wearing the ring and spreaking your desire. But be forewared although your wish will come true there there will be consequeneces muahhahah. Well I thought what on Batmud should i wish for? Aha immediately i knew the awnser. In order to be a non-sucky player i needed tps, tps costed an arm and a leg back then, the best deals were 100k per tp on the tp exchange back then. Since competition was heavy for big money mobs, I knew what I had to do. I held my ring aloft and intoned the magic words Bringus wishus maximus tolit papers- and instantly I had an urge to go buy every task point on the exchange for some reason. So i went to the exchange and noticed there were about 11k tps on the exchange from reasonable priced to ridiculous. "so what the hell", I thought as i attemped to buy every single one. To my suprise I noticed I bought every single tp on the exchange! Uh oh i thought as i realized i was probably going to get in trouble.I noticed in my score it showed i had over 10k tps. But I also noticed a problem I was at about negate 4 billion gold or so. Ugh ill never be able to pay that off. Then people started to arrive at the tp exchange as they noticed they were millions richer for some reason. Next the wizzes summoned me and said I screwed things up, and ask who did I worked for etc. It was an accident i said. Then i was kicked off the mud, but not for good When i could log in again i was in jail and couldnt play, so my final act was to wish that the wizzes would let me play again. Then they told me it was obviously a mistake in their code and restored my char and even gave me 20 tps for finding a major bug.

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