Library: How to get things from Damogran

As a newbie, it can be hard to figure out how to get free equipment from damogran. Some might say it is easy- All you have to do is be polite to him, and he will give you any of dozens of newbie equipment. But one day I had a talk with Damogran- I said, "Damo- why dont you ever give anyone anything good?" Damogran says to me, "I give wonderful things to those who are polite!" I said, "yeah, you give a bunch of crap and you're avoiding the question, what about good eqs!" He says, "I give the best I can get!" But I knew better. I saw him standly there smugly in his AWE-inspiring, famous, god-given cloak. "How about your cloak, old man? Give me that!" And he said, "NO! that i cannot give!" So i told him one last time, "We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way, now give me the cloak and go back to the nursing home." But Damogran wouldn't budge. You have to give credit to the old guy, For such an apparently feeble man lodging for eternity in the church nursing home, he had some backbone. But, I was greedy. I called upon seven or eight of my very closest friends: ewige,deathseeker,stalgrad, dogi,druff,kiilgore, and a few others even volunteered to help bring down the batcity welfare system which was robbing each of us slowly and keeping the good stuff for it(him)self. We walked up to him all together, and I said, "last chance old man! give me the cloak or I'll club you till the azheimer's wont even help you forget me!" Damogran said, "haha, newbie! you cant even fight here, what are you going to do, emote me to death?" At which point i took my staff of absorption, full of energy, and blasted him in the head with it! After that, we jumped on top of him, starting a long winded battle with the (stronger than he looked) old codger- It was a six and a half hour pure-melee fight, which in the end, finally resulted in the death of a batmud icon. After that- we divvied up his loot in customary batmud fashion, and thought we were scot-free, when later that day even the gods took notice of our deed. In memory of Damogran, the gods bestowed upon all of us a curse- for our treachery against good, we were condemned to _never_ win any awards on batmud again, to have bad luck, and to be considered criminals for eternity. Was it worth it? the cloak dissapeared into the basement vaults of a hoarding highbie- the deed was forgotten by mortals in a few weeks. But we will always remember the day that citizens of batcity stood up to the dark lord of donations and took back what was ours.

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Library: How to get things from Damogran