Library: acquisition report 1

Recently acquired during a reclamation operation. Intro: Mostly, operations are non-productive in producing interesting meteriel. However, this one was sucessful in demonstrating the no-life-ness of the security organization (US) "National Security Agency", paraphrased "NSA". Items: The relevant items reclaimed many, many hours worth of video tapes, with about three hours estimated to be interesting (there's a lot of garbage on these tapes also). Also, two standard-size boxes filled with envelopes of both black-and-white and colour pictures were recovered. A good deal of these pictures are interesting. Background: This orgonization, among the many things it does, one is to "monitor" what it refers to as "extra-terrestial" life. This is largely based on a paranoid way of thinking thought up by higher-ups with no life and nothing better to do with their time. As a whole, the whole of fundementalist christians are more dangerous than all the "extra-terrestial"-s on this world, so if this agency really care about "national security" it should start monitoring them. And even that would be a waste of time and resources. Pre-80's monitoring was done mostly by photograph. During the Reagan years, the agency began to use spy satalites designed for military reconassiance to watch us (hence the videos). If I'd known I was being watched back then, I would have tried to smile more. But now this is proof, so please, everybody try to smile more. Most interesting stuff first. Tapes: The operator of the satalite must have been a total pervert, in addition to a "no-lifer" . It is unclear, but widely believed he is also an avid player of "zombie-MUD". For this reason, most of the tapes are of human girls at beaches with little to no clothes on. This perverted behavior is typical for humans, and alone does not deem the operator as abnormal. These tapes have no sound, and the image quality comes and goes, sometimes it's good quality and other times it's quite bad, you can't make out anything. The tapes stop slightly after Reagan was replaced by Bush. I suppose that only the former president was dumb enough to be convinced to do something like this. The first thing of note is me at a track meet. Some socializing afterwards, and finally I jump up in a tree to talk with my friend. But as we reminisce about the past, I remember how she stole my boyfriend back then and have a yelling and staring fight as I get angry. I had no idea I look so "demonic" when I get angry. After we make up (for the time being), you might ask what was all that running around and people hitting/pushing each other that followed. I had to kiss her boyfriend so I can drain his energy, that was me trying to get close enough to kiss him. Unfortunately failed, though I got close twice. The next one is during a festival I remember. I try to talk with her boyfriend again, but she gets mad at him and stuns him, then turns and talks to me. We take a walk. She's very upset, I say I never was going to do anything and start crying. So she gives in. Then I remind her of how she stole my fiance when we were little. And some guys try to ask both of us out, we tell them to piss off. Next, I pose as a fortune teller to try to kiss her boyfriend, but she discovers, hurts him again, and tries to chase me down as I flee the chaos. Even though she can fly, she doesn't catch me. She chases me through a maze and a few other places. In the end, she finally finds me but has to make up, too tired out to fight. Next, there is a play/production done in front of a live audience. It's a love story between her and her boyfriend, but I am one of characters too. Going against the script, I try to kiss her boyfriend, but each time she pummels him or somehow yanks him away/etc. that I can't. She's so mean. There's a short one where you see her and her boyfriend going into my ship, and back out. The operator seems more interested in the ship than us. Oh well. Finally, there's a bunch of boring stuff which shows us going in and out of numerous places, like schools or ships or such. They aren't very interesting though. Pictures: These are mostly color, few black-and-white. A good amount of them are of people using their abilities, and of toys or devices. Few are as interesting as the videos. In all the ones of me, I'm either mad or upset, they're not very interesting. This book was written by Ran.

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Library: acquisition report 1