Date:Sep 16 2001
'STEELHEART WAS SEEN KILLING RAVEN GUARDS!'
'LYTHLANDRIA TO MARRY A LITTLE GREEN MAN FROM MARS
AT 12:45 EET!'
Steelheart was seen killing raven guards!
The notorious menace of newbie areas, Mr. Steelheart, has been visiting
Raven guards. Officials worry about the growing hostility in the city.
'A leader of the newbiescouts of Batmud, Mr. Aceduck, reports to have seen
Mr. Steelheart at the city under siege, Raven.
Mr. Steelheart was hacking and bashing away at the poor little Raven
guards, and occasionally getting heals from his partymate Krzysiek. These
villains had formed a party called 'exp' and now they were systematically
tearing down the defense of Raven. They had even defeated one of the oilmen.
In his report (which was handed to proper authorities) Mr. Aceduck
continued: 'I was taking a group of newbiescouts to the campsite at
Bunnyland. We stopped for a rest near Raven so I decided to use the
opportunity to slip away and have a pint at Slimo's. As I walked through
the gates I immediately saw that these villains were brutally massacring
helpless city guards. Mr. Steelheart noticed me and started peeping
insanely 'My area! My area! My area!'. This was when I decided to take my
leave. As I was backing away Mr. Steelheart swinged his iron claymore named
'MEGA-KILLER' at me and continued to peep 'Go away! Go away! Go away!'.'
Our editorial office was informed that the mayor of Batcity, respectable
Mr Zonni, has raised the value on the heads of these villains. 10 gold
pieces each, dead or alive.