Library: If I Had 1,000,000 Mowgles

If I had 1,000,000 mowgles (If I had 1,000,000 mowgles) I'd buy you a city room (I would buy you a city room) If I had 1,000,000 mowgles (If I had 1,000,000 mowgles) I'd buy you furniture for your city room (Maybe a nice scroll cabinet or a wardrobe) If I had 1,000,000 mowgles (If I had 1,000,000 mowgles) I'd buy you a horse (a nice reliant riding mount) If I had 1,000,000 mowgles I'd buy your love. If I had 1,000,000 mowgles I'd code an Orc Scout tree in our yard If I had 1,000,000 mowgles You could help, it wouldn't be that hard If I had 1,000,000 mowgles Maybe we could put a tinning kit in there Wouldn't that be fabulous If I had 1,000,000 mowgles (If I had 1,000,000 mowgles) I'd buy you a bearskin (but not Yogi's bearskin that's cruel) If I had 1,000,000 mowgles (If I had 1,000,000 mowgles) I'd buy you a Ranger bird (Like a roc or an eagle) If I had 1,000,000 mowgles (If I had 1,000,000 mowgles) I'd buy you some of Mortis' corpses (All them crazy monsie bones) If I had 1,000,000 mowgles I'd buy your love. If I had 1,000,000 mowgles We wouldn't have to hike to the store If I had 1,000,000 mowgles We'd take a city portal 'cause it costs more If I had 1,000,000 mowgles We wouldn't have to eat haggis But we would. And maybe some wafers of lembas, and hearty loaves. Mmm. If I had 1,000,000 mowgles (If I had 1,000,000 mowgles) I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel) If I had 1,000,000 mowgles (If I had 1,000,000 mowgles) I'd buy you some Bat ansi art (a Gore or a Blitzer) If I had 1,000,000 mowgles (If I had 1,000,000 mowgles) I'd buy you a kerbholz (haven't you always wanted a holz?) If I had 1,000,000 mowgles, If I had 1,000,000 mowgles If I had 1,000,000 mowgles, If I had 1,000,000 mowgles I'd be tuned.

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