Date:Nov 1 2003
Once upon a time, there were three dogs living in the wonderful city of
Helsinki. They spent their time laying in the sun and humping bitchdogs.
And then, one beautiful springmorning, they got a message from their fellow
dogfriend from neighbourcity Turku. The message went a bit like this:"Hello
cuntdoogs, did you know that we have muuchos better bitches here in turku! Why
wouldnt you come here and humb a bit with our badassbitches". First, the black
dog, bursts out "hmpf I think we need to go to turku and and show that sadodog
who is the reeal dog!."
And so it happened, the three dooogs began their voyage to the fascinating
city of turku! After a long journey the three dogs from helsinki arrived at
the home of sadodog. The problem was that none of our three fellow dogs dared
to enter city of Turku sober.
When Satanic sadodog of Turku saw three überdrunk dog approaching his home he
sighted and muttered "I wonder where I'll find some pussycats for these kind
of dogs." "Hey there!" howled one of dogs when it saw Sadodog, "where is our
pussycats we only say ordinary cats on our way here?". "Doon't you worry, Im
sure we got
sumthing for you." answered Sadodog "Lets head to the Marketplace of Turku
thats the home of all pussycats". So, now with Satanic Sadodog, our three
heros headed their snouts to the square that sadodog talked about.
When they arrived to the square the dogs gasped and whimpered. The place was
FULL of pussycats, there where black,white,blacknwhite,brown,big,small and all
kind of pussycats one can imagine. when first of the dogs restored its
consciuous, it jumped toward the closest pussycat. "What would you say about
lil Hum'n'dump, I am from HELSINKI, you know" Pussycat eyed dog suspiciously
"What do you think? Im a fine Lady, how dare you talk to me like that?!". The
dog was stunned. "But you are pussycat, aint you?". Pussycat laughed "Sure I
am, but Pussycats dont like DOG, we only play with tomcats. Now, take your
dogass out of my sight!".
Three dogs and sadodog eyed eachothers and Sadodog opened its mouth "Hmmm, uh,
oh well I usually dont hang in here so, could expect this". Helsinki dogs
surrounded Sadogoat and growled at it "You better find us some pussycats or we
will hump YOU, all and together!". Sadodog shivered from thought and carefully
muttered "Oh well I know some place where you can hump but..err..its kinda
dangerous place". "Show us the way!" dogs shouted.
So sadodog led the dogs to the pink house with small windows. When opening the
door Sadodog took a step back and whimpered "Uh.. Sorry guys I JUST remembered
need to get going, have fun and and.. becareful!" and like a flash of
lightning he was gone. "Hmmm strange guy that sadodog, wonder why such a
hurry, this place seems
kinda cosy,well lets go lets find sum humppin'". One of the dogs muttered. So
they entered the pink house and closed the door behind.
Just when the door closed they heard the voice "Hmmm Look girls, we got some
new dogs here!" and then the dodgs saw them! And there they were, LEGION of
frigthfull möhköfanttis! "HELP" roars first dog, "EVACUATE,EAVACUATE" yells
second dog, "Dont you worry boys, let Pexi handle these!" grinned last of the
dogs. and so ,two of the dogs ran like only dogs can run, but what happened
the last of the dogs? GOD it humpped and humpped(like only dogs can hump).
So what is the teaching of this sad story?
Well, Dogs like pussycats. Too bad pussycats dont like dogs. However
Möhköfanttis like dogs altough dogs dont seem to like Möhköfanttis(except
Pexi-dogs orcourz ,)