| #37 | Submitted by: | Crysan | At: | Dec 30 2003 | Votes: | 139 | Vote | Kon [newbie]: are roosters always this TOUGH?!
Stalgrad [newbie]: quit playin with yer cock
Kon [newbie]: damn its hard
Stalgrad [newbie]: it's cuz ya keep playin with it!
Kon [newbie]: I am NOT playing with it I am trying to BEAT it!
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| #34 | Submitted by: | Jebu | At: | Dec 30 2003 | Votes: | 76 | Vote |
Obah [newbie]: Just how many times I have to kick and hit a pigeon to kill it?
Shay [newbie]: are you using kill?
Obah [newbie]: 'kill' helped. Thanks :)
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| #89 | Submitted by: | Gorge | At: | Jan 2 2004 | Votes: | 60 | Vote |
[22:04]:Cyberman <bat>: Nod, my other ex dumped me when I told her
the reason I never came out was because I spent my days and nights
playing a text-based virtual life where I believed I was an immortal
wizard overlooking over a bunch of life-less beings who pretended to
be horned men chasing monsters with magical, pointy weapons.
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| #1236 | Submitted by: | Capula | At: | May 27 2005 | Votes: | 55 | Vote |
Krzysiek tells you 'wanna come finish moreod ?'
You tell Krzysiek 'im in same party man'
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| #52 | Submitted by: | Calmar | At: | Dec 30 2003 | Votes: | 52 | Vote |
[18:50]:Arakorni <bat>: I have heard rumors of Durand's secondary characters
that are on a killing spree now and then
[18:50]:Thematrix [bat]: I'm not his secondary.
[18:50]:Durand <bat>: I repeat: I'm not his secondary.
[18:50]:Durand <bat>: oops
[18:50]:Thematrix [bat]: ack wrong window
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| #532 | Submitted by: | Huppu | At: | Apr 14 2004 | Votes: | 51 | Vote |
Huppu (zerg ): taas kerran mudquote latestis on samoilt idiooteilt tyhmimmät
ei-kiinnosta-pätkääkään quotet
Geryon [zerg ]: noi jotkut ssmud ja strikerbum quotet missä ei oo mitään
hauskaa on kyllä vammasta
Yorkaturr [zerg ]: Pahvi vois mudquote bannaa noi
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| #400 | Submitted by: | Nuane | At: | Mar 10 2004 | Votes: | 46 | Vote |
Pehtoori {party}: mee 1d scaler
Pehtoori {party}: scaaler
Scaler [party]: noh?
Pehtoori {party}: mene 1d
Scaler goes linkdead.
Info: Scaler goes link dead.
Pehtoori {party}: meni sit ld
Procyon [party]: ei vaan 1 d
Nuane [party]: :D
Tiigeri [party]: hehj oo
Pehtoori {party}: käskin menee 1d
Tiigeri [party]: nero =)
Tiigeri [party]: no oha toi 1 melkein ku l
Pehtoori {party}: nyt seon 15minuuttia ld
Tiigeri [party]: koskakoha se uskaltaa tulla takas =)
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| #152 | Submitted by: | Dupre | At: | Jan 9 2004 | Votes: | 43 | Vote |
Fingust [newbie]: WARNING : AIM IN NEWBIE ZOO AND I HAVE A FRENZY ON SO TRY TO
AVOID ME
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| #331 | Submitted by: | Noctur | At: | Feb 21 2004 | Votes: | 42 | Vote |
(courtesy of Zagor)
Grinning diabolically Troll gnaws you snapping a neck bone.
Troll waves its index finger while uttering 'omm zur semen'
A psi blast hits you.
That really HURT!
You feel excruciating PAIN in your head!
You flee in terror!
You pay the troll 210 gold and he lets you pass.
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| #78 | Submitted by: | Pahvi | At: | Dec 31 2003 | Votes: | 40 | Vote |
Aratsoonin ambush message:
Arachon [party]: PALOKUNTA ! POLIISI !! LAAKINTAMIEHET !!! NYT OLLAAN
VAIJYTYKSESSA !!!! UlululuULULUUH Ari Vatasen-merkkinen hiekkaranta lahestyy!
MIKSI ajoit ilman alykkyytta, peukalot keskella kammenta, ladon kokosella
koboldilla, silmat kiinni juoksuhiekkaan! Idasta voi tulla omiakin, mutta joku
on jalassa kiinni!!
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| #1080 | Submitted by: | Logicus | At: | Jan 23 2005 | Votes: | 40 | Vote |
Effigy [newbie]: how can you lure the peacock borthers ?
Effigy [newbie]: out of their hosue
Effigy [newbie]: i tried wearing cecilias sexy black suit but that didnt lure
them out
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| #1705 | Submitted by: | Xortoth | At: | Oct 13 2006 | Votes: | 39 | Vote |
Rodah [newbie]: great i kill Conglomo for his shield. And death takeshis
corpse away.
who dead
[ 1 ] Ghost of Conglomo
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| #51 | Submitted by: | Lythlandria | At: | Dec 30 2003 | Votes: | 38 | Vote |
You tell Thematrix 'I thought you got removed'
Thematrix tells you 'by who?'
You tell Thematrix 'Gore'
Thematrix tells you 'why?'
Thematrix tells you 'ok i don't know what the fuck you are talking about'
You tell Thematrix 'maybe he'll do it tomorrow'
Thematrix tells you 'why would he and where do you get this idea?'
You tell Thematrix 'forget it, I shouldn't be talking about it.'
...Minutes later...
Thematrix tells Gore and you 'Lythlandria you fucking liar.'
Gore tells Thematrix and you 'but a smart enough liar to almost causing you a
heartattack :)'
You tell Thematrix and Gore (idle 16h, 9min and 5s) 'lol :)'
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| #484 | Submitted by: | Laaban | At: | Apr 2 2004 | Votes: | 38 | Vote |
Jacen tells you 'T ELEL HIM I WILL KILL HIM XCUZ IM DRUNBK AND I AM ALL
POWERFULY :D'
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| #76 | Submitted by: | Jebu | At: | Dec 31 2003 | Votes: | 37 | Vote |
Kawasa tells you '*** la crystal vai? ***'
You tell Kawasa 'jep'
Kawasa tells you '*** tuli dagger mahaan ***'
You tell Kawasa 'look at crystal ja join?'
Kawasa tells you '*** niin ***'
You tell Kawasa 'ja on maxed tarmie jo?'
Kawasa tells you '*** niin ***'
You tell Kawasa 'laita uudestaa look at'
You tell Kawasa 'se sanoo jotain'
Kawasa tells you '*** its too dark to see ***'
Kawasa tells you '*** meinaaks se mitään? ***'
You tell Kawasa 'joo se meinaa että tarviit infraringin'
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| #853 | Submitted by: | Torc | At: | Sep 13 2004 | Votes: | 37 | Vote |
Rocker concentrates immensely and mumbles 'mega visa huijari'
a small jeweled ring <red glow> vibrates slightly for a moment.
Rocker [party]: div pr
Rocker [party]: mikä tää ringi oli?
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| #339 | Submitted by: | Noctur | At: | Feb 21 2004 | Votes: | 36 | Vote |
Fobia - is a level 33 mortal of the Troll race.
She was created Thu Jul 27 00:50:37 2000 and she is 7d, 5h, 55min and 29s old.
She has been on for 13h, 24min and 19s, idle 5s.
She has killed: A white queen radiant in her glory, 61067 exp
Alena, the acquisitionist, 85705 exp (party of 3)
Plan:
>Ottie tells you 'Did you just stole our queen?!!!'
>You tell Ottie 'Nope'
>Ottie tells you 'Ah, ok...'
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| #1131 | Submitted by: | Walor | At: | Feb 25 2005 | Votes: | 36 | Vote |
Walor (report): ( Armour of Aether on <sticky> )
Black scaled dragon utters the magic words 'whoosy banzziii pal eeeiizz
dooneb'
A dispel good hits you.
That really HURT!
Boysen [party]: my resist dispel doenot work
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| #1388 | Submitted by: | Headway | At: | Oct 23 2005 | Votes: | 36 | Vote |
Don [party]: forgive me, this battle tick is somthing I have never heard of or
been told about
Headway [party]: you're on lvl 92 ..?
Don [party]: even as a blaster( a damned good one too) I never heard of it
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| #648 | Submitted by: | Dupre | At: | Jun 11 2004 | Votes: | 35 | Vote |
Dupre (party): dimmi
Lim [party]: You are casting 'summon slovenian war hero'
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