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#1258
Unset Language
Submitted by: Cyberman
At: Jun 6 2005
Rating: 12
Welwood [bat]: I'm a nice, clean, healthy guy who makes decent money and knows how to treat other people reasonably well, I'm just looking for a nice, wholesome girl who's into long walks on the beach, theatre, casual intelligent coversation and homemade hardcore anal videos
#1399
Unset Language
Submitted by: Enochian
At: Oct 29 2005
Rating: 12
Dewberry [newbie]: help i want to become a bludgeon
#1516
English
Submitted by: Ssmud
At: Feb 24 2006
Rating: 12
[06:34]:Dryad [chat]: what sound do elk make anyway? [06:34]:Ssmud [chat]: elllllllllllllllk [06:34]:Dryad [chat]: I'm trying to picture it mooing.. or braying [06:34]:Enochian (chat): AAABALA LAHABAALALA HALAB BLAHA HABLA BLA LALA AAABLAHLALA HAABALA! LAH LAH BLAHA. NYUK NYUK NYUK!! HALABA AHHAL BAHALA MULAHA HABBAL BALAHA ABBAH MUAHALA MUAHALA HLALABA HAABALA HAABALA! [06:34]:Dryad [chat]: hah :) [06:34]:Ssmud [chat]: i think enochian hit that perfect [06:34]:Zard (chat): bloody hell, kill them all, that sounds horrible
#1526
English
Submitted by: Sephiroth
At: Mar 1 2006
Rating: 12
Jacen [wanted]: records of how many dalesmen guards delveling has killed in his career, paying 3k if that number is > 1,000,000 Delveling (wanted): whole 3k :P Jacen [wanted]: cause you should be THAT embarassed:D Stargazer [wanted]: i've heard that "bat stats" works :P Jacen [bat]: stats Screwdriver [bat]: stats Blayke {bat}: stats Jacen [bat]: fuck you Freld [wanted]: jacen its not his fault its all he knows Stargazer [bat]: :D Wirah [bat]: hahahaha Jek [wanted]: surgery to 100 Nina {bat}: :D Blayke {bat}: oops (bat): Delveling rolls on the floor laughing. Fil [bat]: HAHAHA [bat]: Tornipeikko laughs out loud. Delveling (bat): OMFG thats funny Blayke {bat}: sniffle, got me :P
#29
English
Submitted by: Jebu
At: Dec 30 2003
Rating: 11
Cyberman <bat>: We have a winner: Force tells you 'hmm i dont like sex between men ...pogowoko is the one you should talk about gay activities' Cyberman awards Force 1 points for completing '(Classified)' task. Ayli [bat]: ahha! so (classified) awards are for recommending "partners" to wizards!
#334
English
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Feb 21 2004
Rating: 11
Death's child shouts 'Was it as good for you, as it was for me, Father?
#434
Unset Language
Submitted by: Dino
At: Mar 23 2004
Rating: 11
Ganja [suomi]: missäs niitä nautoja hierottiin lihan paranemiseksi? Jumbo [suomi]: baarissa
#512
English
Submitted by: Darol
At: Apr 9 2004
Rating: 11
You feel a godly presence inside you. You feel good! You feel your body has improved. You feel you are more resistant to electricity. You feel you are more resistant to acid. You feel that Rauskis goes unconscious. You feel that Makke is in great pain. You feel that Makke goes unconscious. You feel that Rauskis is in great pain.
#535
Unset Language
Submitted by: Szilard
At: Apr 15 2004
Rating: 11
Damogran [newbie]: Introducing a new player to BatMUD: Shardike. Shardike [newbie]: hey guys whats up Zin <newbie>: this No such player (Shardike).
#658
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nuane
At: Jun 19 2004
Rating: 11
Blitzer shouts 'voi tuhannen turskattia!' You feel that Enandor is in great pain. You feel that Enandor goes unconscious. Arakorni shouts 'Helevettiläinen!' Info: Enandor dies. coindicende? don't think so.
#798
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ealoren
At: Aug 11 2004
Rating: 11
Ealoren [party]: Fingust, why do you keep asking stupid questions all the time? Fingust [party]: im from slovenia :) Leka [party]: we know Dornier [party]: that explains
#820
Finnish
Submitted by: Noctur
At: Aug 27 2004
Rating: 11
Gore <fin>: tämän on oikeesti Vendarin syytä että piti tuhlata sikana rahaa uuteen koneeseen Gore <fin>: alkaa olemaan niin paljon expaa ettei köykäsempi (32 bittinen) kone kykene laskemaan.
#822
English
Submitted by: Nyriori
At: Aug 28 2004
Rating: 11
[10:47]:Eldegast [newbie]: can anyone think up how is it possible that I don't have cure lightscape wounds and cast lightscape spells anymore
#980
Unset Language
Submitted by: Nuane
At: Nov 18 2004
Rating: 11
Darol (fall+): Minotauri kommentoi racetuneja 'Ei ole päätä eikä häntää.'
#1090
Unset Language
Submitted by: Akidan
At: Jan 28 2005
Rating: 11
Farosis [newbie]: which of these monks is the abbot? Freld [newbie]: "la abbot" most likely helps Farosis [newbie]: he is called la abbot?
#1116
Unset Language
Submitted by: Lydd
At: Feb 12 2005
Rating: 11
tell ok helpompaa puhua Can not tell: Ok (has offline-tell buffer full (25)) Ok is a level 1 mortal of the Wolfman race. He was created Thu Nov 06 00:06:20 2003 and he is 2min and 57s old. He was last on Thu Nov 06 12:10:55 2003 (1y, 98d, 23h, 42min and 2s ago). He has no plan.
#1136
Unset Language
Submitted by: Ramjett
At: Mar 2 2005
Rating: 11
A firework explodes ";bat *sucks*; has summoned you!" in the sky. [bat]: Kerzebel sucks [bat]: Thorswrath sucks
#1150
Unset Language
Submitted by: Strikerbum
At: Mar 10 2005
Rating: 11
(04:56) @Dutois acks at you. (04:56) Dutois tells you 'misack'
#1190
Unset Language
Submitted by: Strikerbum
At: Apr 22 2005
Rating: 11
Golieth arrives from east. Golieth goes 'Yay!' at you. Golieth leaves east. You start concentrating on the skill. Strikerbum [party]: CERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREMMMMOOOOOOOOONYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!! You tell Golieth 'come back' You are prepared to do the skill. You perform the ceremony. You have an unusual feeling as you cast the spell. You start chanting. Banish: ## You skillfully cast the spell with haste. Golieth arrives from south. Golieth goes 'Yo, wasup?'. You are done with the chant. You utter the magic words 'havia kauhistus pois' Golieth disappears into thick air.
#1268
Unset Language
Submitted by: Walor
At: Jun 16 2005
Rating: 11
Mä oon aina ihmetelly aina vahan sita ku mudimiehet runkkii pelatessaa. No sain tassa vastauksen kait siihen mita siina haetaan! FREEDOM! (05:35) Shar tells you 'yks pv täs oli pornot on top' (05:35) Shar tells you 'parti kesti 4h+ :D' (05:35) Shar tells you 'pornot pyöri pääl kokoaja, painoin vaa enterii et blastit lens ja runkkailin' (05:36) Shar tells you 'sit mul turpos kulli ihan vitusti :D' (05:36) Shar tells you 'ensin vähä pelästyin mut meni pelästys ohi ko puhuin muil runkkareil ja ne oli kokenu saman' (05:36) Shar tells you 'tost tertun alta turpon niinku kaksinkertaseks peenis' (05:36) Shar tells you 'ei saanu ees esarii vedettyy takas etee ko oli muna nii paksuna :D' (05:37) Shar tells you 'siit saa hyvän olon ittelle' (05:37) Shar tells you 'se on se... vapauden tunne ehkä minkä siit saa'