For those of you who missed it, a bootleg copy of part of the epic rap battle
ft. Tepticles & MC Rabonator has been found circulating on the catfolk
file-sharing site, mews-net. A transcript is provided below. Many good burns
were shared by all and the streets of Shadowkeep are abuzz with rumors of a
rematch to settle this once and for all!

***TRANSCRIPT***

%A Voice echos out across the ampitheatre: 'Liches and Gargoyles - Hustlers,
Pimps and Ho's - Welcome to the show! Remember, rhymes in BatMud are best
enjoyed when you mouth the words out while reading

%The auditorium goes dark. A rhythmic beat emerges from behind the curtain. The
stage remains dark until -BOOM!- a single spotlight erupts to reveal
MC_Rabonator
%MC_Rabonator crosses his arms, high and tight
%MC_Rabonator cracks a wide grin
%A glint of weenite reflects from MC_Rabonator's teeth

%The curtains rush open, revealing DJ_Banbarian. His hands are a blur behind a
wall of magical discs

%MC_Rabonator raps: 'Yo Tept!'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'Beep-beep - thanks for the back-up,'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'Now grab a shield and prepare to get jacked-up'

%MC_Rabonator draws a breath

%MC_Rabonator raps: 'Let me show you how its done: rappin bi-lingual'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'spittin so dope...'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'gonna pop you like a pimple'

%MC_Rabonator steps back

%MC_Rabonator raps: 'veni, vini, vicci'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'you can't even reach me'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'I came I saw I conquered'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'you can't even teach me'

%MC_Rabonator raps: 'that's conquered like destroy -'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'not Concorde like the plane...'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'Son, you ain't cut out for this, maybe try again!'

%MC_Rabonator raps: 'I'm shooting through the stratosphere, streakin' like a
flash'
%MC_Rabonator raps: '...Oh...'
%MC_Rabonator raps: '...and here's some cream for that rash!'

%MC_Rabonator raps: 'Coz with your rhymes some respect has been earned'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'but son...'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'you just been burned!'

%MC_Rabonator snickers under his breath

%MC_Rabonator raps: 'Shooting fish in a barrel'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'That's all fine and well though'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'Brush you aside...'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'Now it's time for the REAL show!'

%The room goes dark again. From the darkness an echoing Voice booms: 'You are
now about to witness the power of Bard knowledge'

%The stage lights flash on again MC_Rabonator walks out from stage left'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'straight outta S-keep comes a dude'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'from the gang called Ravens With Attitude'

%MC_Rabonator raps: 'droppin' the knowledge you should know'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'The ryhme sling they call Ray-bo'

%MC_Rabonator raps: 'When I'm called out'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'I got my blade out,'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'Flick-o'-the-wrist and bodies are hauled-out'

%MC_Rabonator raps: 'You too, boy -'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'if you mess with me,'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'Bat-city police gonna have-to come get me'

%MC_Rabonator raps: 'On my galleon -'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'that's how I'm going out,'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'Flyin' by to the haters tha's showing-out'

%MC_Rabonator raps: 'Fools gonna act-up'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'they getting' smacked-up'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'Call your party if you're looking for back-up'

%MC_Rabonator raps: 'Tigers start to mumble'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'Wanna rumble,'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'I chop em up and send 'em to Bogle'

%MC_Rabonator glares coldy

%MC_Rabonator raps: 'So here's my murder-rap'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'that can't be sur-passed'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'With a crime record like Ra-da-gast'

%MC_Rabonator raps: 'Imprickening-zang-gah is the playa-killin' tool,'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'Don't make me zap some loot-stealin' fools'

%MC_Rabonator raps: 'So when I'm in the beast-lands -'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'you better duck'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'Coz the Ra-bo-nator is crazy as fuck!'

%MC_Rabonator paces the stage

%MC_Rabonator raps: 'Singin' daily'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'weekly, monthly and yearly,'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'Until all these noobs can see clearly...'

%MC_Rabonator raps: 'That I'm down with the capital R-S-F,'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'Mess with me, boy, and you'll end up deaf'

%MC_Rabonator raps: 'And when I leave...'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'I tip the bar-keep'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'But when I come back boy'
%MC_Rabonator raps: 'I'm coming straight outta Shadow-keep'

%MC_Rabonator holds out his microphone-wand, drops it to the ground, and walks
off stage

%A bodyless Voice BOOMS 'Yo! DJ Banbarian, tell 'em where ya from!'
%DJ_Banbarian picks up the microphone-wand

%DJ_Banbarian raps: 'Straigh outta S-keep!'
%DJ_Banbarian raps: 'Another crazy-ass Raven,'
%DJ_Banbarian raps: 'More guards I smoke -yo- my rep be raisin''

%DJ_Banbarian raps: 'I'm a hoppin'-ass Mino and you know this,'
%DJ_Banbarian raps: 'Keep Siso by my side till I dis-miss'

%DJ_Banbarian raps: 'He don't give a fuck'
%DJ_Banbarian raps: 'He's a magical beast,'
%DJ_Banbarian raps: 'Stompin down the street, leaving them deceased'

%DJ_Banbarian raps: 'Wizzed three times but I'm a playa,'
%DJ_Banbarian raps: 'Workin' that drawbridge gets me higher'

%DJ_Banbarian raps: 'Getting poisoned all day, but I don't sweat it,'
%DJ_Banbarian raps: 'Just keep swingin' at them fools until they get it'

%DJ_Banbarian raps: 'Rollin' in my C-6: Naval sup-rem-acy'
%DJ_Banbarian raps: 'Merchants be runnin', they don't want no part of me'

%DJ_Banbarian raps: 'Nightfall out, and we're on the attack,'
%DJ_Banbarian raps: 'Creep up on you botting, make a hole in your back'

%DJ_Banbarian raps: 'A crazy tzaraak from the keep.'
%DJ_Banbarian raps: 'Attitude legit and the corpses start to heap'
%DJ_Banbarian raps: 'Straight outta S-keep!'

%DJ_Banbarian drops his megaphone-wand and walks off stage. The lights go
dark.
%The stage lights up again, MC_Rabonator runs out, takes a bow and waves
goodbye
%DJ_Banbarian runs out, blows a kiss to the crowd and waves goodbye. The beat
stops and the stage goes dark