I propose some changes for the "two-shot" ranged weapons from the
Halloween 2018 event.
Firstly, the name should be changed to "two-shit". The chance of
special effect would be raised from the current 0.0% to 100%. The
effect itself will be changed from "doing jack-shit" to
"shooting bull-shit".
The weapon would launch piles of bullshit across the room changing
the colour of any equipment it hits to brown.
A *CRITICAL* hit would create a YUGE Mountain of Bullshit, covering anyone
it hits for the remainder of the boot.
Also, some flavour effects could be added:
- During easter the weapon would shoot poop shaped like easter eggs.
- On april fools the weapon will not work at all.
- On Cinco de Mayo, the shit will be in liquid form, causing acid dam.