You ever dressed to emulate a person you saw in either a Duran Duran, Madonna
or Cyndi Lauper video.

The first time you ever kissed someone at a dance came during "Crazy for
You," by Madonna.

You remember with pain the sad day when the Green Machine hit the streets and
made your old Big Wheel quite obsolete.

The phrase "Where's the beef," still doubles you over with laughter.

You honestly remember when film critics raved that no movie could ever
possibly get better special effects than those in the movie TRON.

Girls thought Sean Cassidy was dreamy, and lusted after Ted the photographer
on The Love Boat.

You freaked out when you found that you now fall into the middle-age category
on most questionnaires.

Your hair at some point in time in the 80's became something which can only
be described by the phrase, "I was experimenting".

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This timeline appropriately describes actual events in your life:

Star Wars opens, you are still in single digit ages, and you think the
creatures are WAY cool.

Empire Strikes Back opens, you are now in early double digit ages, and you
are convinced that the special effects are much better, the characters are
cool, and you want one of every collectible out there.

Return of the Jedi hits the theaters, you are now a teenager and you cannot
get your eyes off Princess Leia's breasts or Han Solo's butt.

You've ever shopped at a Banana Republic or Benetton, but not in the last
five years, okay?

You're starting to believe now that maybe having the kids go to school year
round wouldn't be such a bad idea after all.

You're doing absolutely nothing pertaining to your major.

You ever wanted to be gagged with a spoon.

U2 is too popular and mainstream for you now.