Just practicing my bard plays.
I hope you laugh, cry or get offended.

--- A few years back. ---
Arch_One <wiz>: Woop. I coded a new event. It's for everyone but only highbies
get the rewards.
Arch_Two <wiz>: Oh, cool. Good rewards?
Arch_One <wiz>: Yeah, a few existing top-end items with doubled bonuses for a
year.
Arch_Two <wiz>: Awesome!

--- 6 months later. ----
Arch_One <wiz>: Made a new event. This time less effort, and permanent eqs.
Arch_Two <wiz>: Fuck yeah!
Arch_Three <wiz>: Im coding an event too and the eq will SEXY.

--- 6 months later. ---
Arch_One <wiz>: New event! It's got explore and a quest which will only be
available for a day.
Arch_Two <wiz>: I'm aroused!
Arch_Three <wiz>: Well... fuck. I'm coding something too.

--- 1 day later. ---
Arch_Three <wiz>: My event will be announced at 1am on the obscure+ channel.
With top-end prizes.
Arch_Two <wiz>: Whoa! That is so excellent!
Arch_One <wiz>: Well, yeah, but does your event have indestructible items?
Arch_Three <wiz>: I was thinking about that... next one will.

--- 6 months later. ---
Arch_One <wiz>: You know that eq monster Arch_Three coded?
Arch_Two <wiz>: Yeah, supercool content!
Arch_One <wiz>: I coded a new event that offers the same eq but better! With
very little effort.
Arch_One <wiz>: And the eq is permanent. And indestructible. And comes with
insta zap specials.
Arch_Two <wiz>: That is so badass!

--- 2 weeks later. ---
Arch_Three <wiz>: Uptuned the items on my eq mob. Haha.
Arch_Three <wiz>: Also, started a task that can only be completed by a handful
of players.
Arch_Two <wiz>: So. Fucking. AMAZING!

--- 1 month later. ---
Arch_One <wiz>: Just finished coding my new event. This one is pretty cool.
Arch_One <wiz>: It gives out random 10 stat eqs... for EVERY slot!
Arch_One <wiz>: Idea is to grind like mad and have full sets of max stat eqs.
Arch_Three <wiz>: Fuck that. My event gives out tps for killing Bodor.
Arch_Two <wiz>: Yes. Yes. Yessssss!
Arch_One <wiz>: Oh yeah? My next event will give AUTOLOAD, BEST IN SLOT eq
from beastland mobs.
Arch_Three <wiz>: Bitch please. Mine will remove guild restrictions for all
who visit Digga's.
Arch_One <wiz>: Yeah, well you suck. A ring that gives 10 full boons!
Arch_Three <wiz>: Inventory item that raises max levels by 30!
Arch_One <wiz>: Exp-button for castle room!
Arch_Two <wiz>: I think I'm in love...

--- later. ---
Wizard_One <wiz>: I was thinking we could balance out the guilds a bit.
Wizard_One <wiz>: Also, got some ideas on how to flatten the power hike and
engage the newbies better.
Wizard_One <wiz>: What you guys think?
Arch_One <wiz>: offf
Arch_Two <wiz>: Have the flights to Bahama-con been booked yet? Could bring a
friend along...
Arch_Three <wiz>: Wizard_One, sweet ideas, but too much work.
Arch Three <wiz>: However, you could help me out with my new event. It's gonna
be MASSIVE.