People always ask me about boats, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about boats.
I do very well with boats. I love boats. No one loves boats more than me,
BELIEVE ME. Boats loves me. We're going to have so many boats you are going to
get sick of boats. The boats just got 10 feet higher. I have the best boats.

Long story short I'm selling a C5 ship which has seen some action. And oh boy
has this baby seen action! It can do the Kessel Run in eleven parsecs if you
have the need for speed!

It has most bells and whistles with the exception of luxury features.
Everything from Silverlake that isn't bolted down is fitted in this baby! The
ship's Navigator used to be a Top Gun instructor but one flyby near a tower
sealed their deal and now they be drawing maps on this party boat.

The rest of the crew is highly trained elites prepared to kill squirrels with
just their earlobes. Sailors, lifts, and speed magi are a minimum of 7 (we
offer boobjobs onboard) and there are lots of those fancy specials in there
too. Ask for a full crew roster if you are interested. And yes Isaac is at the
bar serving cocktails for all you thirsty cruise people.

So what price are we talking about here, doc? Look boats like this don't just
pop up every day and we'd hate to lose it to a non-loving home. I'll take some
reasonable offers around 20m and we can discuss payment options (cashmoney,
orbs, beads, crazy novelty items like primatic rod, nl+ points, sexual
favours, your sisters phone number).

If you order now you'll get a free name change (for the boat, not for your
dissapointment of a son) and a handy orange juicer that fits perfectly under
your king size all american bed!

TLDR: Selling C5 boat with lotsa plugins, gimme your monesies for ~20m

Boat sold to a good home

https://www.bat.org/u/WKd