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#1
13 Mar 2023 14:09
 
 
It's been over six months since Zerks logged into the game last time, so I
decided it was about time we found out what he has been up to these days.
Since I didn't want to bother him during his busy schedule, I decided that
instead of calling I would be hacking into his home computer and go through
his file system to search for files that would provide us any information
to his current activities.

Hacking was simple enough as already my fourth guess managed to get me in.
Let it be a lesson to all of you that you should never set your password
to 'DarolIsTheBestArch' because that's obvious, and I'm always going to try
that when I'm hacking into any system as people have a tendency to use
commonly accepted facts as their passwords. I'm sure there's someone who
doesn't fully condone my hacking actions but I must assure you that
I did buy a white hat to wear while doing this, so technically it makes
this white hat hacking and you can view this Wikipedia link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_hat_(computer_security) to become
convinced that what I'm doing is totally ethical. So, let's move on.

So, it quickly became evident that most of the time Zerks is watching
Welsh Regatta videos (whatever they may be) when he is not writing
fan fiction for Emily in Paris-tv show. All in all, pretty mundane
activities I'd say. None of these sound like reasons to not log into
BatMUD. However, there was this one file which proved pretty interesting.
Apparently he has a weird project where he is compiling all the
catchphrases of the 80s/90s tv show Full House. I have copy&pasted this
file below, so you can enjoy Zerks's research if you'd ever be
interested. While I'm not an aficionado of this show and have no idea
what these all are about, it does seem a lot like during seasons 3 and 4
the use of catchphrases accelerated and they toned it down a bit during
the later seasons, but of course I'd have to be Zerks to make such
conclusions.

Full House reoccurrring catchphrases by episode
- 1x01: Have mercy
- 1x05: Have mercy
- 1x06: Have mercy 2x (+once by Joey)
- 1x08: Have mercy
- 1x10: Cut it out
- 1x13: How rude
- 1x14: Have mercy x3
- 1x19: Have mercy (+once by Danny), Hot Dog (first one by Jesse,
second by Stephanie)

- 2x01: Have mercy (said by Stephanie), Hot Dog by Stephanie + One "have
mercy" by Jesse and Stephanie simultaneously
- 2x02: How rude! x2, Have mercy
- 2x03: Hot dog, Have mercy by Jesse's Dad
- 2x05: Cut it out
- 2x06: Have mercy
- 2x07: Cut it out
- 2x08: Have mercy (by Danny)
- 2x09: How rude, Hot dog, Have mercy
- 2x10: Pin a rose on your nose, "Don't worry, be happy." by Michelle,
How rude (how very rude) by Stephanie, Hot dog!
- 2x11: Have mercy (+once by Michelle), How rude!
- 2x14: Have mercy
- 2x15: Cut it out (+once by Joey as a kid in a flashback), Have mercy by
Jesse as kid in a flashback
- 2x16: Have mercy
- 2x17: How rude, "Don't worry, be happy."
- 2x18: How rude (Stephanie says Mr Bear says that)
- 2x19: Aww nuts by Michelle, "Don't worry be happy"
- 2x20: Aww nuts!, "Don't worry, be happy", Have mercy
- 2x21: Have mercy.
- 2x22: Have mercy.

- 3x01: Have....a nice day (Jesse says when Rebecca stops), How rude.
- 3x02: Have mercy, You got it dude! How rude!
- 3x03: Have mercy (+Rebecca says it asking Jesse to say)
- 3x04: Got it dude! Cut it out! (+once by Danny)
- 3x05: You got it dude!
- 3x06: Cut it out x3, How rude!
- 3x07: Got it dude! Go to your room!
- 3x08: Pin a rose on your nose. Got it dude! How rude!
- 3x09: Don't have a cow (by Stephanie), Aww nuts (Michelle), Have mercy
- 3x10: No way, Jose!
- 3x11: You got it dude.
- 3x12: How rude. Cut it out. Have mercy by Joey.
- 3x13: How rude! by Michelle, Have mercy!
- 3x14: No way, Jose. You got it dude. How rude!
- 3x15: Aww nuts! How rude! You got it dude.
- 3x16: Aww nuts! (+once by Danny) You got it dude. How rude! No way Jose!
- 3x17: Pin a rose on your nose. Don't have a cow (by Stephanie)
How (by Stephanie) Rude (by DJ), Tener mercy (Jesse in Spanish),
Have mercy
- 3x18: How rude! Go to your room (x2), Got it dude!
- 3x19: Aww nuts! You got it dude. Have mercy. How rude! Have mercy by
Old Jesse (Jesse says Have, Becky says Mercy), How rude
(future Stephanie), + DJ lamenting of hearing "How Rude!"
Aww nuts by Future Michelle. You got it dude by old Michelle.
- 3x20: You got it dude. Have mercy. You're in big trouble Mister by
Michelle. (+once by Danny)
- 3x21: Aww nuts (by Joey)
- 3x22: You got it dude. (+ once by Jesse). Have mercy (and Jesse
repeats it three times after that)
- 3x23: How rude! (by Danny), Aww nuts x2! You're in big trouble Mr.
- 3x24: Cut it out.

- 4x01: You got it dude. Have mercy (by Jesse, interrupted by Becky),
Aww nuts. You got it dad (by Melina) and Michelle explains it's You
got it dude. You're in big trouble Mr.
You got it dude (in same voice by Melina and Michelle)
- 4x02: You're in big trouble Mr. Have mercy. No way, Jose. You got it dude.
(by Joey imitating Michelle). Am I in big trouble Mr.
(Michelle to Danny). You got it dude by Danny.
- 4x03: You're in big trouble Mr. How rude
- 4x04: Aww nuts. Cut it out! (Stephanie saying to Joey)
- 4x05: You got it dude. No way, Jose by Michelle + Stephanie playing
shadow game and saying it as well.
- 4x06: You got it dude. How rude. You're in big trouble Mr.
- 4x07: Cut it out. x3
- 4x08: You got it dude + once by Jesse, Have mercy on my ears.
- 4x09: Jesse says "mercy" without "have". Jesse and Becky in
one voice: "Have mercy."
- 4x10: You're in big trouble Mr.
- 4x11: You got a deal dude. No way Jose x2. How rude!
You're in big trouble Mr.
- 4x13: No way, Jose. Got it dude.
- 4x14: Have mercy. How rude.
- 4x15: Cut it out (silently)
- 4x17: You got it dude. I'm a big trouble Mr. Have mercy.
- 4x18: Have mercy.
- 4x19: Have mercy (recap from episode 4x18). Mercy (without Have).
- 4x20: You got it dude x2.
- 4x21: Youre in big trouble Mr. You got it dude.
- 4x22: Aww nuts!
- 4x23: How rude! Cut it out! You got it dude.
- 4x25: How rude!
- 4x26: Don't have a cow (Michelle)

- 5x01: Have mercy.
- 5x03: Have mercy + once by Michelle. How rude! Aww nuts!
- 5x05: Don't have a cow (by Michelle)
- 5x06: Cut it out.
- 5x09: You got it dude (in a flashback) + once by by Danny, in flashback.
You're in big trouble Mr. (in a flashback). How rude! (in a flashback)
- 5x10: Have mercy.
- 5x11: Have mercy.
- 5x14: How rude.
- 5x15: She's gonna have a cow x2 (Michelle). Have mercy. "Okay DJ, have that
cow." by Michelle.
- 5x17: Have mercy. Hot dog!
- 5x18: Have mercy.
- 5x21: Pin a rose on your nose. How rude!
- 5x22: Hot dog. Pin a rose on your nose. Have a cow (by Kimmy Gibbler)
- 5x24: Don't have a cow (Michelle's friend Teddy)

- 6x01: Have mercy on us (Stephanie)
- 6x03: How rude.
- 6x05: Have mercy.

- 7x01: Have mercy.
- 7x02: Nuts (by Michelle)
- 7x10: Have some mercy!
- 7x12: Have mercy.
- 7x14: Have mercy x3 (by Becky) + Have mercy by Nicky & Alex (2x from both)
- 7x19: Have mercy.

- 8x05: Cut it out!
- 8x15: Have mercy. + Have mercy (by Becky)
- 8x19: Whatever x6 (by Duane) + once by Kimmy (when mentioning
what Duane said)
- 8x20: Whatever 3x
- 8x21: Have mercy (simultaneously by Jesse and Becky)
- 8x24: Whatever. x4

Thus concludes the list that Zerks compiled. I'm not sure whether he thinks
about compiling such a list for the sequel Fuller House, but if such a list
emerges on his home computer, I'll keep you posted!

--Darol



 
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Darol
A r c h w i z a r d
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Level:
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#2
13 Mar 2023 14:37
 
 
Aww nuts, how rude (silently)!

Cut it out (Zerks to Darol)!

-Z
Darol wrote:
It's been over six months since Zerks logged into the game last time, so I
decided it was about time we found out what he has been up to these days.
Since I didn't want to bother him during his busy schedule, I decided that
instead of calling I would be hacking into his home computer and go through
his file system to search for files that would provide us any information
to his current activities.

Hacking was simple enough as already my fourth guess managed to get me in.
Let it be a lesson to all of you that you should never set your password
to 'DarolIsTheBestArch' because that's obvious, and I'm always going to try
that when I'm hacking into any system as people have a tendency to use
commonly accepted facts as their passwords. I'm sure there's someone who
doesn't fully condone my hacking actions but I must assure you that
I did buy a white hat to wear while doing this, so technically it makes
this white hat hacking and you can view this Wikipedia link
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_hat_(computer_security) to become
convinced that what I'm doing is totally ethical. So, let's move on.

So, it quickly became evident that most of the time Zerks is watching
Welsh Regatta videos (whatever they may be) when he is not writing
fan fiction for Emily in Paris-tv show. All in all, pretty mundane
activities I'd say. None of these sound like reasons to not log into
BatMUD. However, there was this one file which proved pretty interesting.
Apparently he has a weird project where he is compiling all the
catchphrases of the 80s/90s tv show Full House. I have copy&pasted this
file below, so you can enjoy Zerks's research if you'd ever be
interested. While I'm not an aficionado of this show and have no idea
what these all are about, it does seem a lot like during seasons 3 and 4
the use of catchphrases accelerated and they toned it down a bit during
the later seasons, but of course I'd have to be Zerks to make such
conclusions.

Full House reoccurrring catchphrases by episode
- 1x01: Have mercy
- 1x05: Have mercy
- 1x06: Have mercy 2x (+once by Joey)
- 1x08: Have mercy
- 1x10: Cut it out
- 1x13: How rude
- 1x14: Have mercy x3
- 1x19: Have mercy (+once by Danny), Hot Dog (first one by Jesse,
second by Stephanie)

- 2x01: Have mercy (said by Stephanie), Hot Dog by Stephanie + One "have
mercy" by Jesse and Stephanie simultaneously
- 2x02: How rude! x2, Have mercy
- 2x03: Hot dog, Have mercy by Jesse's Dad
- 2x05: Cut it out
- 2x06: Have mercy
- 2x07: Cut it out
- 2x08: Have mercy (by Danny)
- 2x09: How rude, Hot dog, Have mercy
- 2x10: Pin a rose on your nose, "Don't worry, be happy." by Michelle,
How rude (how very rude) by Stephanie, Hot dog!
- 2x11: Have mercy (+once by Michelle), How rude!
- 2x14: Have mercy
- 2x15: Cut it out (+once by Joey as a kid in a flashback), Have mercy by
Jesse as kid in a flashback
- 2x16: Have mercy
- 2x17: How rude, "Don't worry, be happy."
- 2x18: How rude (Stephanie says Mr Bear says that)
- 2x19: Aww nuts by Michelle, "Don't worry be happy"
- 2x20: Aww nuts!, "Don't worry, be happy", Have mercy
- 2x21: Have mercy.
- 2x22: Have mercy.

- 3x01: Have....a nice day (Jesse says when Rebecca stops), How rude.
- 3x02: Have mercy, You got it dude! How rude!
- 3x03: Have mercy (+Rebecca says it asking Jesse to say)
- 3x04: Got it dude! Cut it out! (+once by Danny)
- 3x05: You got it dude!
- 3x06: Cut it out x3, How rude!
- 3x07: Got it dude! Go to your room!
- 3x08: Pin a rose on your nose. Got it dude! How rude!
- 3x09: Don't have a cow (by Stephanie), Aww nuts (Michelle), Have mercy
- 3x10: No way, Jose!
- 3x11: You got it dude.
- 3x12: How rude. Cut it out. Have mercy by Joey.
- 3x13: How rude! by Michelle, Have mercy!
- 3x14: No way, Jose. You got it dude. How rude!
- 3x15: Aww nuts! How rude! You got it dude.
- 3x16: Aww nuts! (+once by Danny) You got it dude. How rude! No way Jose!
- 3x17: Pin a rose on your nose. Don't have a cow (by Stephanie)
How (by Stephanie) Rude (by DJ), Tener mercy (Jesse in Spanish),
Have mercy
- 3x18: How rude! Go to your room (x2), Got it dude!
- 3x19: Aww nuts! You got it dude. Have mercy. How rude! Have mercy by
Old Jesse (Jesse says Have, Becky says Mercy), How rude
(future Stephanie), + DJ lamenting of hearing "How Rude!"
Aww nuts by Future Michelle. You got it dude by old Michelle.
- 3x20: You got it dude. Have mercy. You're in big trouble Mister by
Michelle. (+once by Danny)
- 3x21: Aww nuts (by Joey)
- 3x22: You got it dude. (+ once by Jesse). Have mercy (and Jesse
repeats it three times after that)
- 3x23: How rude! (by Danny), Aww nuts x2! You're in big trouble Mr.
- 3x24: Cut it out.

- 4x01: You got it dude. Have mercy (by Jesse, interrupted by Becky),
Aww nuts. You got it dad (by Melina) and Michelle explains it's You
got it dude. You're in big trouble Mr.
You got it dude (in same voice by Melina and Michelle)
- 4x02: You're in big trouble Mr. Have mercy. No way, Jose. You got it dude.
(by Joey imitating Michelle). Am I in big trouble Mr.
(Michelle to Danny). You got it dude by Danny.
- 4x03: You're in big trouble Mr. How rude
- 4x04: Aww nuts. Cut it out! (Stephanie saying to Joey)
- 4x05: You got it dude. No way, Jose by Michelle + Stephanie playing
shadow game and saying it as well.
- 4x06: You got it dude. How rude. You're in big trouble Mr.
- 4x07: Cut it out. x3
- 4x08: You got it dude + once by Jesse, Have mercy on my ears.
- 4x09: Jesse says "mercy" without "have". Jesse and Becky in
one voice: "Have mercy."
- 4x10: You're in big trouble Mr.
- 4x11: You got a deal dude. No way Jose x2. How rude!
You're in big trouble Mr.
- 4x13: No way, Jose. Got it dude.
- 4x14: Have mercy. How rude.
- 4x15: Cut it out (silently)
- 4x17: You got it dude. I'm a big trouble Mr. Have mercy.
- 4x18: Have mercy.
- 4x19: Have mercy (recap from episode 4x18). Mercy (without Have).
- 4x20: You got it dude x2.
- 4x21: Youre in big trouble Mr. You got it dude.
- 4x22: Aww nuts!
- 4x23: How rude! Cut it out! You got it dude.
- 4x25: How rude!
- 4x26: Don't have a cow (Michelle)

- 5x01: Have mercy.
- 5x03: Have mercy + once by Michelle. How rude! Aww nuts!
- 5x05: Don't have a cow (by Michelle)
- 5x06: Cut it out.
- 5x09: You got it dude (in a flashback) + once by by Danny, in flashback.
You're in big trouble Mr. (in a flashback). How rude! (in a flashback)
- 5x10: Have mercy.
- 5x11: Have mercy.
- 5x14: How rude.
- 5x15: She's gonna have a cow x2 (Michelle). Have mercy. "Okay DJ, have that
cow." by Michelle.
- 5x17: Have mercy. Hot dog!
- 5x18: Have mercy.
- 5x21: Pin a rose on your nose. How rude!
- 5x22: Hot dog. Pin a rose on your nose. Have a cow (by Kimmy Gibbler)
- 5x24: Don't have a cow (Michelle's friend Teddy)

- 6x01: Have mercy on us (Stephanie)
- 6x03: How rude.
- 6x05: Have mercy.

- 7x01: Have mercy.
- 7x02: Nuts (by Michelle)
- 7x10: Have some mercy!
- 7x12: Have mercy.
- 7x14: Have mercy x3 (by Becky) + Have mercy by Nicky & Alex (2x from both)
- 7x19: Have mercy.

- 8x05: Cut it out!
- 8x15: Have mercy. + Have mercy (by Becky)
- 8x19: Whatever x6 (by Duane) + once by Kimmy (when mentioning
what Duane said)
- 8x20: Whatever 3x
- 8x21: Have mercy (simultaneously by Jesse and Becky)
- 8x24: Whatever. x4

Thus concludes the list that Zerks compiled. I'm not sure whether he thinks
about compiling such a list for the sequel Fuller House, but if such a list
emerges on his home computer, I'll keep you posted!

--Darol

 
 
 
Zerks
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Level:
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