Word of warning:

You run around the room, waving your torch about, setting everything that will
catch on fire. Soon billowing clouds of smoke rise from the charred remains,
as you dance through the embers chortling with glee.
Parsin joins in on the fun.
Horse's corpse is burned into char.
Horse's corpse is burned into char.
Horse's corpse is burned into char.
Dog's corpse is burned into char.
You feel nasty.
A dull bark wand (3/100) looks valuable to you and you take it.
..but change your mind as you notice it is one of those mind flapper
devices.
A dull bark wand (3/100) explodes!
Your a pair of supple basilisk sandals labeled as <idle> is destroyed.
Darkness surrounds you as the ceremonial torch goes out.

-Era Of the orc race (Leaving barb guild)