"Since you're tied up Mr. Bond, I am not going to shoot you, but instead I am
going to explain to you my ridiculously convoluted endgame plan which shall
lead to your early demise unless something unexpected happens when I
eventually leave the room completely unnecessarily for reasons that serve
dramatic tension. As you can see, right here I have a lever and when I pull
it, a huge round boulder behind me is set in motion to roll through corridor
where it will hit the scaffolding that our Puerto Rican janitor Jorge uses
while painting the garage. Jorge will fall down and break his legs and he will
then attempt to call me for help but little does he know that the speed dial
button of his Samsung Galaxy S4 has been reprogrammed to launch a mobile
application that is going to send a tweet using Warren Buffett's Twitter
account to inform his followers that he has bought over 30000 shares of
a company that produces vanadium-gallium superconductors. When the news go
viral, the NASDAQ goes wild and stock brokers of Wall Street will cause
an uncontrollable stampede which will cause the traffic to halt for a
moment before the police gets the situation under control. One of the
officers directing the traffic has a hidden vial of nitroglycerin sewn
inside his sleeve which will explode when gesturing driving instructions
to citizens. The explosion will cause the nearby warehouse to collapse
blocking the only entrance here. As no one will...Mr. Bond? Are you sleeping
Mr. Bond, Mr. Bond...for fuck's sake, Mr. Bond. I'm not done yet!"

This is, of course, from the epic Bond movie "Goldberg". I think it starred
Moore.

Shinarae "Mousetrap" Lluminus