You ever used the phrase "Kiss mah grits!" in conversation.

You remember trying to guess the episode of the Brady Bunch from the first
scene.

You spent endless nights dreaming about being the Bionic Woman, Wonder Woman
or the Six Million Dollar Man.

You had ringside seats for Luke and Laura's wedding on General Hospital.

You remember, "Hey, let's be careful out there."

Your parents wanted you to attend medical school, but you decided it was
pointless since Quincy got all the babes anyway.

You know who shot JR.

This rings a bell: "...and my name is Charlie. They work for me."

You were unsure if Diet Coke would ever catch on after all.

You know all the words to the double album set of Grease.

You ever had a Dorothy Hammill haircut.

You sat with your friends on a Friday night and dialed "867-5309" to see if
Jenny would answer.

"All skate", "change directions", means something to you.

You owned a pair of Rainbow suspenders just like Mork used to wear.

You bought a pair of Vans and wanted to order a pizza in history class so you
could be just like Jeff Spicoli in Fast Times at Ridgemont High.

You owned a preppy handbook.

You were too young to go see the Blue Lagoon so you just had to settle for
second hand reports.

You remember when there was only PG and R none of this PG-13 crap.

You learned to swim about the same time Jaws came out and still carry the
emotional scars to this day.

You remember when your cable TV box had a sliding selector switch.