How low can you get in life?  Called out last night for a potentially 
suicidal woman.  The husband reported her missing after finding what looked
like a suicide note crumpled in the trashcan.  After searching for a few
hours, woman was found still alive.  When we get her home, husband goes, in a
accusatory voice "where the hell where you?" and  gets promptly kicked out of
the house by the daughter.  So, he's  standing in the rain saying "What did I
do?"

Idiot.